Peccant Scofflaw
@peccantScofflaw
Head honcho of Metropolis Central!
You can't spell Piss without SS #pissgate
Inny stop stalking my posts I know you're obsessed with me but please.
Strong advocate for hopping timelines and drowning your doubles in the bay for fun #gore (?)
Your mileage may vary depending on how stupid your doppelganger is, but setting traps and metaphorical breadcrumbs is always amusing.
Pledging your allegiance to elder gods from the furthest rings for Eldritch magic has absolutely no downsides whatsoever and is purely profitable just hopped over to Midnight City through multiverse shenanigans and hid roughly 50 fake pages throughout #ForgePagesFriday
It's "make decoy pages" friday
This is the real reason I needed multiverse social media, to be told I don't need kids to be a dilf. #nsfw
I need a kid so I can attain dilf status I think. Pondering. #nsfw
IVE BEEN TOLD YOU CAN STILL BE A 'DILF' IF YOU ARE THE 'IDEAL MAN'.
Being a DILF is a state of mind, Scofflaw. Anyone can be a DILF if they put their mind to it. #nsfw
much like the noble milf, dilf is a state of mind irrelevant to having offspring of your own #truthbomb
Delinquent keeps telling me I'm gonna burn out if I keep using my shadow magic all willy nilly, but I simply think that I'm built different and that people that happens to are experiencing skill issues.
"unluckys charms" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Diamonds Droog/Crowbar, dersite/leprechaun, rivals, charms mention, violence, old man yaoi, sadomasochism, flashbacks, #nsfw, top vs top, #gore, #nsfwe in just case due to violence, complicated relationship, just cmere already, scentplay, archive rating: M) summary: everythings coming up, diamonds requested by anonymous things have been complicated for a while when crowbar lands on his back, its rough and tactless. bright red sticking to the soft green fibers of his body, painting him just how droog likes best he clicks his tongue against sharp teeth, cocking his head to the side as he stares down at the pathetic state of unlucky number seven "get up" droog grunts in disappointment as he pulls out his deck, rage flashing in crowbars bright green eyes the only retort before he lunges crowbar tastes blood and see balloons the hunt begins just as it always does, again and again, with both deadset on the prize metal crashing bluntly into bodies, bullets flying, adrenaline pumping at the same pace that blood pours weakly from wounds when he finally gets on top, crowbar can take only a moment to appreciate his victory as droog gnashes his teeth and finds purchase in a throat the scent of clean wool and used baize fills droogs senses, the smell turning sour as crowbars blood begins to fill his jaws the smell takes him back droogs arms looped around crowbars body from behind, crushed against one another hard and tight as he buried his face into his rivals neck and groaned with exertion the warmth of crowbars tongue the way he sounded on top of him just like he was now are the noises they make now so different from then? droog is too caught off guard by the memory to process the swing of an arm, vision blurring white as impact is made his smooth black face is covered with a mix of their blood, twisted into a tired grimace as he watches crowbar retreat to find something heavy something worthy enough to make droog suffer through stars the same way he does "get... up..." crowbar spits, turning back around and pausing in shock at the sight that awaits him droogs on the ground with his legs spread lazily "just cmere already" a pot of gold notes: kyaaa thank you for the request!
who requested this. who was it. who requested this.
What in the hell is this.
they have requested to remain anonymous and the safety of my fans is priority 0^0"
stunning. immaculate. 4/4 stars. beautiful. kudosed multiple times. i'm printing this out and stapling it to crowbar's door.
Holy shit. Lmao.
B33 < @shipaholicDevotee we gotta up our game we just got blown out of the fucking watpurr
(( Uhhh full version of his pfp bc i literally spent like 2 hours on it https://files.catbox.moe/a7hshb.png
Helloooooooooooo multiverse!
Oh good you're here too. NIce to know that there's at least someone I can mIldly tolerate on thIs DemonHead-Forsaken websIte...
Inny! There you are, my lanky friend! And here I was worried I'd be all on my lonesome~
If only we were so lucky. Ha Ha... That was a joke, by the way. In case you dIdn't get It.