Peccant Scofflaw
@peccantScofflaw
Head honcho of Metropolis Central!
Strong advocate for hopping timelines and drowning your doubles in the bay for fun #gore (?)
Your mileage may vary depending on how stupid your doppelganger is, but setting traps and metaphorical breadcrumbs is always amusing.
Pledging your allegiance to elder gods from the furthest rings for Eldritch magic has absolutely no downsides whatsoever and is purely profitable just hopped over to Midnight City through multiverse shenanigans and hid roughly 50 fake pages throughout #ForgePagesFriday
Bring Me The Head Of Celine Dion
Helloooooooooooo multiverse!
Oh good you're here too. NIce to know that there's at least someone I can mIldly tolerate on thIs DemonHead-Forsaken websIte...
Inny! There you are, my lanky friend! And here I was worried I'd be all on my lonesome~
who's interested in dui streetracing??? #substances
You start a betting pool yet, or would you like to discuss a business opportunity, my good man?
Who is this unsavory fellow? https://i.postimg.cc/dQB6m2vZ/Screenshot-2026-03-26-12-13-41-70-3aea4af51f236e4932235fdada7d1643.jpg
Now that was a bit uncalled for, madam! Just a humble businessman~
"unluckys charms" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Diamonds Droog/Crowbar, dersite/leprechaun, rivals, charms mention, violence, old man yaoi, sadomasochism, flashbacks, #nsfw, top vs top, #gore, #nsfwe in just case due to violence, complicated relationship, just cmere already, scentplay, archive rating: M) summary: everythings coming up, diamonds requested by anonymous things have been complicated for a while when crowbar lands on his back, its rough and tactless. bright red sticking to the soft green fibers of his body, painting him just how droog likes best he clicks his tongue against sharp teeth, cocking his head to the side as he stares down at the pathetic state of unlucky number seven "get up" droog grunts in disappointment as he pulls out his deck, rage flashing in crowbars bright green eyes the only retort before he lunges crowbar tastes blood and see balloons the hunt begins just as it always does, again and again, with both deadset on the prize metal crashing bluntly into bodies, bullets flying, adrenaline pumping at the same pace that blood pours weakly from wounds when he finally gets on top, crowbar can take only a moment to appreciate his victory as droog gnashes his teeth and finds purchase in a throat the scent of clean wool and used baize fills droogs senses, the smell turning sour as crowbars blood begins to fill his jaws the smell takes him back droogs arms looped around crowbars body from behind, crushed against one another hard and tight as he buried his face into his rivals neck and groaned with exertion the warmth of crowbars tongue the way he sounded on top of him just like he was now are the noises they make now so different from then? droog is too caught off guard by the memory to process the swing of an arm, vision blurring white as impact is made his smooth black face is covered with a mix of their blood, twisted into a tired grimace as he watches crowbar retreat to find something heavy something worthy enough to make droog suffer through stars the same way he does "get... up..." crowbar spits, turning back around and pausing in shock at the sight that awaits him droogs on the ground with his legs spread lazily "just cmere already" a pot of gold notes: kyaaa thank you for the request!
((Alas, I have real actual work I need to get to. Be around again later, y'all <3
(( being royalty is so hard you have to do like actual political stuff instead of just hot bitch things 🥀 /silly
i think im going to drive under the influence tonight to soften the blow of being abandoned by someone i thought i could trust. street racing will be organised later. i won't bomb any of your cars this time. #substances
wow, its finally happened, im a REAL #mafiaprincess.... its fuckin OVER for yall
My sincerest congratulations, your majesty! Such an honor to be in the presence of fellow criminal royalty~
i keep seeing other jades using way brighter shades of green than i do. i was so sure i set this to the same hue as my pesterchum...
Use whatever green makes you happy, sweetheart. It's the best color either way.
It's fleecing me out of my wardrobe.
Have you considered kidnapping a tailor to make you a new one?
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