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There should 8e a question mark reaction. None of the quadrants can effectively convey utter 8afflement.
I d9 have t9 say th9ugh, hearing my death is n9w a cele6rati9n is simultane9usly rewarding and disheartening. I d9 n9t d9u6t the pr9gress 9f time has warped this h9liday t9 have several meanings th9rugh a c9m6inati9n 9f cultures. #happyeaster
:33 < https://i.pinimg.com/564x/d7/5b/5a/d75b5a5aa9831296ab094de00b291c5f.jpg :33 < here i come!!
Out of the night that covers me, Black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years Finds and shall find me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. #poetry #Invictus #WilliamErnestHenley
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6accc87f34e1.jpg Sculpting is my passion
what if i drew a little heart in the wet cement just for you
Hmm. I'll look up the bylaws, though I've got a feeling with Midnight City it'll be pretty forgiving. On a possibly related note, I may have some mail I'd like delivered soon. You're the only Postal Mistress I'd trust with the job.
tagging everyone who showed up to that #eridanweek thing. why are we backtracking on our morals like this!? freaky, heterosexuality-inducing, cringe-ass nae nae baby lollipops are *not* for consumption! they’re for dramatic, violet smashings over the misshapen skulls of green bald dudes! frankly, i'm depressed and ashamed. a curse upon your boners & lady boners. a curse!
If you insist...in any case, I'm only ashamed that I can only dispense advice for you. And my sympathies, should you not 8e too "tough as nails" to accept it.
My condolences. In any case, I echo the advice of the person a8ove me. It's important to take it off and to have it and yourself cleaned in 8etween wearing it. Such little frustr8tions are normal with a prosthesis, 8ut I dou8t whoever tacked that onto you was a master mechanic.
Welp going to be cant wait to see the fallout of this in the morning
i should visit the manor again, see if they collected all the bunny figurines!
if anyone needs a delivery boy, or i guess girl, for food while they recover from... all that? let me know!
Im a asshole but im not ASSHOLE
nothing quite like a silly contraption! they're so fun.
:33< effurryone n33ds to meow! :33< NYOW!!!
// I hope you see Rosa, not just as an ancestor. But also your green Alien mother. (this is a joke)
I will use this applicatio+n webbed site to+ share recipes. :-)
Chag sameach (I think that's right!) to those who celebrate this holiday I heard about called "Passover." I saw it on my 'timeline' and thought it only right to say something. :D
Barking news! Jade harley won dog of the year competition Multiple dog owners mad because "she isn't a real dog" Any opinions? Stay tuned
Of course its horny friday we all have horns, dumpass.
i think the most important part of my life has always been my friends! :) as much as im a practical thinker and someone who tends to make plans based on the reality in front of me i always act a little silly and head in the clouds because it's relieving to approach the world like my actions dont matter all too much :/ obviously i know my life and what I do is important especially with how powerful i am and i act like it when I need to.... but when i can get away with it i like just being silly and not worrying too much :)
yay :) i cant wait to help out! :D
i like and endorse the mail! can i help you with the mail please :)
It's important to put away some savings for retirement. The earlier you start, the better.
Everybody stay calm. I already called animal control about the bear.
"not here for a long time here for a good time" not same im here for a long time that i will cause problems in
Well. I made a lovely friend there, but oh goodness Dame it was Terrible. At least two people died, I paid far too much for a Pina Colada that I didn't get to drink, I fainted twice, Slick destroyed the bouncy castle and escaped, and I spilled half of my second drink when I fainted. :( And I didn't even get to hear Troll Cher.
for writing reference, what are some of your favorite pet names to be called? do they differ from your after-dark pet names? 0///v///0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, pet names, #nsfw, writing help, archive rating: M)
Oh no you'll get the full package. As a certain mail lady would say, the safe delivery of the cargo is the most important thing.
up first @nakNak !! i pictured you as one of those long nosed doggies :0 and the fluff in the back is supposed to be like your little spikes!! :D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90e4f2ca08c5.png
:33< kitty kitty kitty :33< la la la :33< meow meow meow :33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
https://i.imgur.com/0f1ik3n.png @fondlyRegarding #slickart
I am concerned for each and every one of you.
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maybe it's their clone day or some shit.
oh it's a person? i thought they were talking about a show or something.
@gutsyGumshoe how is everything going so far? i have done my best to help guests travel inter dimensionally to enter the festival. and to leave the festival. mostly the second thing.
:33< there are manya benifits to petting a cat :33< 1. they love it :33< so what are mew waiting fur! :33< pet meow er a cat TODAY!
wOULD IT BE WEIRD IF, i WAS AT #eRIDANwEEK AND, mY PROFILE PIC WAS, a GIRL EVEN IF, i AM, a BOY? #iMCOMING
https://i.imgur.com/N4nMI3O.png @peregrineMendicant#0414 what the fuck is that in the background. i don't know. explosion. #slickart
Fear not those with missing ice cream, Team Sleuth has a hunch as to where it's been taken.
Hello, dear readers. I am happy to announce my recent headshots have come in. To any excited fans or preying tabloid eyes, please be sure to use this approved image of yours truly from now on. Thank you. https://i.ibb.co/kVq58MtJ/IMG-8776.jpg
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ANYTHING CAN HAVE VEGETABLES IN IT IF YOU PUT THEM THERE. BUT GENERALLY IT DEPENDS ON HOW YOU CLASSIFY TOMATOES. A WIDELY DEBATED TOPIC.
like this post and i'll draw you i guess.
Things have gotten quite um...well! Not safe for work!
It could be worth trying. And I could always bring you some, provided I end up speaking to the right one of you.
gosh my birthday's in two weeks.
:33< purrime time to post something about girls :33< girls kissing! :33< girls kissing meow :33< #thinkingaboutgirlskissing :33< #yuri :33< #girlbulge #nsfw :33< gotta k33p up the girlposting
i'm n0t a lesbian but i believe in their beliefs. #yuri #peixesperigee
I understand how you feel.
Wonderful! I hope your duties delivering the mail go smoothly! :D
Hello, Miss! I am doffing my hat in greeting. I figured I would say as such since this is a text-medium.
Fortunately, you can’t suspend a typewriter. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!! FELT MEMBER @itChy FOUND DEAD IN HIS MANSION THE RUMORS SAY IT WAS AN OVERDOSE BUT NOTHING IS CONFIRMED YET
mail monday where you post pretty envelopes and packages and stuff
okay, feeling way better! gonna go for a walk! #parktime #wahooo
LICKED A PUMPKIN TODAY. HASH TAG INSPIRATIONAL.
AS A CLONE FRESH OUT THE VAT THEY TRIED TO GET ME TO REVER THE HORRORTERRORS BUT ALL I CARED ABOUT WAS BEEKEEPING AND MAKING MY FRIENDS LAUGH SO YOU CAN SEE THAT I WAS FULL UP. NO ROOM FOR DEITIES.
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youre just salty that i beat you to the punch and called you out first DORK
no im right dont listen to him hes a massive old nerd dork goober man :p
So if Jadeyharls ever says Im a dork, or a nerd or am lame or anything like she is a dirty dirty liar
“I'll never know, and neither will you, of the life you don't choose. We'll only know that whatever that sister life was, it was important and beautiful and not ours. It was the ghost ship that didn't carry us. There's nothing to do but salute it from the shore.” *Excerpt from Tiny Beautiful Things by Cheryl Strayed
Thinkin' bout eating delicious tomato soup and then kissing cute girls.
i was wondering what that ruckus was!
YOU'RE THE ONE, YOU'RE ALL I EVER WANTED I THINK I'LL REGRET THIS #MITSKI #LYRIC
I more meant, reply on this thread with the perfect sandwich. But it seems my chitt fell flat on its face. It's alright, they can't all be winners.
♰ i wish this was my mailbox... ♰
How do you all have the time to focus on this damn website for so long? I had some work to do, now it's a different place.
Baking, like always
@amorousFortune thank you so much! >0> my KUDOS ❤︎ on the beautiful work! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1ca15a79164f.png
pack it up itchy, the dame didn't do shit. she's right.
one of the greatest posters of our generation frfr
(( I want to personally thank @archiveAddict for doing everyone an invaluable service and delivering us 07DD 🙏
(( Uhhh full version of his pfp bc i literally spent like 2 hours on it https://files.catbox.moe/a7hshb.png
It might be a bit traumatizing to universe-propagating game players. And perhaps offensive to anyone from the planets therein? Prrrsonally I prefer backgammon.
Even better! If time travel isn't your goal then you can drop your package right into the Fenestrated Plane that has opened a few feet to your left give or take and I will divine its destination and send it right through.
We as a society need to get more transgender.
((i saw a post ab systems, and it made me wonder. How many of yall r plural and or fictives / fictionkins roleplaying yrself))
Oh, don't mind me. I'm just reading a book. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0fdc044d0399.png
I was the most intriguing baby of 1899.
I updated the family photo. https://files.catbox.moe/klcne4.jpg @ironInfidel @lilShitppeta
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// peanut you bloody genius i lost my shit with that pic
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fb70cd9c08c3.png @affectionConsecrated #substances #jobposting
The authorities are posted up on every corner. I'm wanted for the cold-blooded annihilation of a submarine sandwich.
You're all losing your goddamn minds over some nuts?
Going nuts, even. Heh.
I am the man feared by the medicine-ball and the jump-rope.
https://i.ibb.co/WpPRVrtq/173.png See, this is easy.
HELP SOME KIND OF WEIRD MSONSTERSKLFJ:SHFGL:ISG:JS:LDFJKSDFJSKL:NAWHKL:FJASDKFSDBHKJLGHW:J MONSTER IS IN MY DMS WHAT DO I FUCKING DO
No need to fear everyone, I'll get to the bottom of this SCP situation!
FEELIN FINE.
(( UPDATE: https://chittr.ing/profile/gutsyGumshoe/47d14f11-98da-4327-94d8-1f40e348f7f7 go read this!!! )) (( brief five cents bc i'm seeing shit about it, and not trying to be rude here at all, but reminder roleplay always has had doubles and that is why the term "muse" exists, your muse is YOUR SPIN on that character and everything else it encapsulates. the site itself welcomes alternate selves (doubles) very freely and it's probably for the better to just not use it if that's a problem. that, or use the block button—it's a tool right at your disposal! )) (( thank you for coming to my ted talk, there's always gonna b doubles out there and that's just a fact of life. 8 billion people. everyone stay chill and if you need to rant abt smthn my dms r open. doubles r always welcome here y'all are great ))
:33< wouldnt mew like to know weathpurr girl
:33< theyre cr33py and their kookie :33< meowsteryous and spooky :33< theyre all togetpurr ookie :33< my army of kittys :33< meow meow meow meow *the mighty huntress snaps twice*
Love yourself. Get Five Guys.
Be around until around 3 this afternoon, got a couple bodies to deliver, but 'til then if anyone needs a ride hit me up.
I urge you to rethink.
(no this is actually so fucking real, hispanics cant have JAKC SHIT)
We are stronger together than we are separate. Keep this in mind, help others where you can. Ego sum ira Domini.
I GOTTA EXPRESS HOW FCKING FUNNY THID WAS TO READ PLEASE PELASE #OOC https://i.postimg.cc/HnMmLGn1/Screenshot-2026-03-25-164817.png
\\ chittr doubles discourse happening in 2026 so funny im sorry. this is the doubles website bitch take your sensitive ass back to tumblr
ill protect you! :)
Another day another dollar.
#DailyWalk. https://i.postimg.cc/zB5DB35G/IMG-5849.jpg
"One must be careful of books, and what is inside them, for words have the power to change us." *Excerpt from The Infernal Devices by Cassandra Clare
i ordered a fish and it was this big!
oh my gosh i saw a bunch of cottontails flying over a field! bunnies are so cute.
Tx Mistress peregrineMendicant .. Thank yxu very much fxr sharing this fishy fmailbxx!!! It is very charming!!! I wxuld like tx ask fx permissixn tx save it tx my machine!!! Maybe share it if pxssible??? Thank yxu!!!
fish.
I wish you luck on your journey.
omigosh i was wondering when the chess ppl (/, affectionate) were gonna show up n now look whos there!!! #godblessthemailservice
no. what's your starter word? mine's adieu, one of the troll kids gave me it and it's worked well so far.
A hand isn't as absorbent as a towel, for instance. That might work a bit better.
btw have an ooc mode
mods are asleep. post polycrew truth content right now im kissing all three of those fuckers square on the mouth and theres nothing you can do about it
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://open.spotify.com/track/4ZQqzgAnGdc7PvLWGn9RZb?si=8f712e5042104b73 ]
If I can't Help other, especially those I Care about, make strangers Laugh, Brighten someone's day than what Good am I??? If at least one thing I do a day makes someone Smile then I'm doing something Right.
#myfort posting again but i really gotta just get a slumber party going. get my friends together, let them pick the movies!
He only needs one popcorn! https://static4.depositphotos.com/1009397/284/i/450/depositphotos_2846910-stock-photo-baby-cat-portrait.jpg
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ooh, good point!
seeing so many versions of my friends is... really nice! makes me nostalgic.
damnnnn this pink sword girl knows how 2 walk up a shit ton of stairs i can tell u that much #revolutionary
https://i.postimg.cc/9X4PjXZG/IMG-0071.gif #aesthetic
:33 < b33n having visions lately! so i drew something i dreamed about https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486216192124387378/intertwined_sewn_together_.png?ex=69c4b230&is=69c360b0&hm=0957ef8017eabba8ec2db94d8f6dd14d8a53a9540ddb665e674bec0571ff30d3&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=865&height=968
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Thank you, Mail Woman.
#FeminismWins
Here at the Harbingers of the Alpocalypse, we have Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers!
Now that I'm saving Roses in the divorce, I have a public service announcement. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/9c/f2/b99cf23c67a6ba467bf14fd7139418e7.jpg #LalondeJustice
just trying to find a way to describe it in a relatable way.
I understand them just fine! It's matter of literal ages here.
casey has finished her nightly scrounge under the bed for bonus bugs, and has scrabbled back into her terrarium.
:33 < im p33ling them!! lasts longer and i like the stringiness!!
:33 < eating TWO ch33se sticks right meow
i luv my #friends miss mail lady
tHIS IS ACTUALLY, rEALLY DEEP, aND TRUE, i LOVE THIS,
I believe we all know the true winners to this Lalonde vs Strider debate. The founder of the great country of America did not believe in a two party system. Just individuals working towards one goal. Remember the true enemy here: Ronald Reagan.
#caseysupremacy
so trUE man. so fUckIn trUE. i lOvE my frIEnds
wait why are we having a striders vs lalondes thing or whatever when we could all be #CalliedUp
the strilondes are fighting again :/ this should blow over soon, everyone, dont worry!
#InMyCallieZone
gotta say i dont have a dog in the strider vs lalonde race. but it is funny how loud one specific variety of strider is being about it.
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staying away from my husktop while the lalondes vs striders thing is going on because i have nothing good to say about that topic! haha! hello!
the postal service of course
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walks are nice! #walk
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thats two foods! sorry, easy joke. corn bread is good!
Im starting to think i might be in association with a few nutcases.
i guess its a good time to ask, what's everyone's favorite foods?
https://files.catbox.moe/1rdqtp.jpg >shitty lusus
i am a culinary genius and nothing will stop me now! unless something stops me, please dont stop me i just got good at cooking.
Went fishing with the boys this weekend. https://i.imgur.com/dXXjpGH.png #nsfw #smuppets
anyway goodnight gorgeous gorgeous ladies and to the rest of ya bye or whatever
Heh the closer I get to watching CATS 2019 with my best friend the harder it's becoming to deny I might have a problem...Anyways I'm going to need Copious amounts of Alcohol, Sopor, and Weed to get me through that film so I guess I can Ignore the problem for now!!! #substance
F1T CH3CK [1M4G3 D3SCR1PT1ON: 4 V3RY BLURRY 1M4G3 W1TH 4 V4GU3LY TROLL SH4P3D BLOB 1N TH3 M1DDL3. TH3 COLOURS 1ND1C4T3 TH3Y'R3 W34R1NG SOM3TH1NG R3D 4ND T34L]
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BOUTA EAT SOME TROLL BULDAK RAMEN.
> "bl0ck1ng pe0ple ex1sts" 0k but c0ns1der the pe0ple 0n th1s s1te are way t00 enterta1n1ng 1'm n0t m1ss1ng 0ut 0n sh1t
SmilE BarkbeasT Isn'T EffectivE As A PSA MascoT. NoteD.
i think they're pretty great!
GR34T T1TS!! OR 4R3 TH3Y L3SS3R ON3S?
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great work
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oh this is so extremely ¿elightful, thank you
awww!!! hes so dedicated to his craft!
Fine, fine i'll post my tits! I hope this works... https://www.birdnature.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/great-tits.jpg
Posting my cat. https://i.postimg.cc/xqVTT6zN/IMG-5833.jpg