@PEREGRINEMENDICANT#0414 YUIORE ALSO IPDETTY.
...How drunk are you?
UH. I DMRRANK. SBOUT HDLAF MYS TSASH?
That does not provide enough context but okay. I profess I have no interest in you because I do not know you. Thank you for the compliment.
STHAT’S KKOKAY. JST DIDN’T WANT YOU DTFO FDEEL LEDFR OUT WHEN I SADI TO TTHE ORHER YEIUOU.