> You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. > PS: Create an vaguely OOC introduction pin already! > Your (not often advertised) name is PHIL STERNWOOD and you're as human as can be, though you're located in the Carapacian-locale of MIDNIGHT CITY. Though as an original trailblazer in the field of FRENESTROLOGY you can hit the bricks and be found all across space time from EARTH C to ALTERNIA to the DREAMBUBBLES and everything in-between. As a resident PROBLEM SLEUTH you tend to get up to all sorts of SHENANIGANS and GOINGS-ON. People looking to solicit your services (or solicit in general) can feel free to do so with your DIRECT-MESSAGES always open. You in fact are happy to IN-PERSON ROLEPLAY there or on MXPARP, whichever is more convenient. You're a shameless FLIRT and often make it known to all the dames, but despite your womanizing ways you love a strong independent woman who CAN LITERALLY JUST KILL YOU. Moreover you've picked up a slew of DOMESTIC SKILLS to try and impress and chat with women, from COOKING to FASHION. Lately though, those trolls and their ALLURING HORNS have made you question if your interests are purely DAME FOCUSED or if you're more flexible in your interests. Regardless, clients should expect plenty of # substances in your posts, as well as the occasional # nsfw post here or there. But as a real GENTLEMAN most of your real proclivities will be behind closed doors and nothing too NSFW should be found on your profile itself. > LOOKING FOR A HARD FELLA TO SLEUTH YOUR PROBLEM? THINGS GETTING TO HOT TO HANDLE? NEED A TOUGH STUD TO SORT IT ALL OUT? 1-800-HOT-STUD https://i.postimg.cc/2ShhJ3DZ/sl.png
