Eggs: "now taking cult suggestions if youd like me to join a cult…" | chittr

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@mrBenedict[MB]

now taking cult suggestions if youd like me to join a cult now is your chance to send me your cult resume

Kult: +64

Kull: +60

Total: 124

Ratio: 1.07

Hello Mr Eggs, I would like to invite you to join my new club. We meet at the tea shop in downtown Midnight City every afternoon on Wednesdays. If you are interested, I will happily see you there. Please be sure to bring some spondulicks as we like to partake in the jukebox and a few rounds of cards.

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@impossibleEnthusiasm[IE]

i wanna $tart the anti-¢ult ¢ult ¢an i do that

↩ @msPaint[MP]

@mrBenedict[MB]

miss paint! its lovely to see you again! youre currently in the lead for cult convincing.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @impossibleEnthusiasm[IE]

@mrBenedict[MB]

you can do anything if youre convincing enough

↩ @mrBenedict[MB]

@impossibleEnthusiasm[IE]

aw man. that$ like my wor$t $tat.

↩ @mrBenedict[MB]

I bring fresh baked goods to each meeting.

↩ @msPaint[MP]

@mrBenedict[MB]

count me in! i am no longer accepting cult resumes

↩ @msPaint[MP]

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@blackestQuasar[BQ]

I'll be there.

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@nervousBroad[NB]

Oh that sounds lovely! I'd be happy to partake in that club too!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @nervousBroad[NB]

Of course, please do! We are always seeking new members.

Kult: +5

Total: 5