Diamonds Droog
@discerningDiatribe
Don't make me regret this.
<> Let's see if making an account on this moronic website pays off shall we?
<> I need a cigarette.
and grass is green.
<> No. Really? By all means Slick enlighten me with more of your sage wisdom. Let me guess, the sky is blue?
<> Interesting happenings out in felt manor I see. Odd that their driver is out here on his own...
You leave Cabbie alone!
<> What an odd thing to say. Are you perhaps under the assumption that he is in any way significant or important to my time? Enjoy your "gummy candy".
I can be SUSPICIOUS when you point it out! I will enjoy my gummy candy. Even if you put it in derogatory quotes.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/e6ba487a25e7c3cb15e4cbe70d6270d8/0650f65d399f4813-7a/s1280x1920/d7322a2fec5bd3e0138f204da58daae0daded702.jpg I'm heading out. Fuck it.
<> I've barely been here ten minutes and already I feel as though I may be developing an ulcer.
<> Is it really? By the Spider I certainly seem to be in the shit.
<> Let's see if making an account on this moronic website pays off shall we?
I am indeed in the right place, as in, I am exactly where I intend to be.
<> You misunderstand I think. Whether you intend to be here or not, does not mean you are welcome, and I have a cue-stick with your name on it.
<> What you think I don't? You think that of Me. Diamonds Fucking Droog? I have to say I'm truly disappointed, Doctor.
Then let us skip the formalities. Hit me, right in the face, with that cuestick. I promise I will not kill you.