Diamonds Droog
@discerningDiatribe
Don't make me regret this.
for writing reference, what are some of your favorite pet names to be called? do they differ from your after-dark pet names? 0///v///0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, pet names, #nsfw, writing help, archive rating: M)
<> I don't do "pet names", though if someone is worth my time I'd offer a "Good Dog" or similar. As for what I'd like to be referred to as, they'll call me "Sir" or nothing at all.
<> Interesting happenings out in felt manor I see. Odd that their driver is out here on his own...
<> What an odd thing to say. Are you perhaps under the assumption that he is in any way significant or important to my time? Enjoy your "gummy candy".
Hm. A few duplicates on here, wonder if any of these guys know my crew.
<> I was wondering when you would end up showing your face in here. Been keeping your eye on the horizon, Sharp?
<> I'll tell you aside from the occasional appearance of members of the Felt, there's little to find interest in. I suspect even your keen eyes will have trouble finding something, if I can't.
WHAT A GOOD DAY TO BE ME, MY PREVIOU$ ACCOUNT GOT BANNED AND NOW I HAVE TO REGAIN MY REPUTATION. GREAT.
WHY DID YOU GET BANNED? I HAVE DONE SOM ANNOYING SHIT YET IN STILL HERE
i was making another roleplay account and forgot to add the age of the character. "optional option" my ass.
I mean I'm pretty sure if you scroll down to the very last rule of the ooc rules page it literally says that chittr is an adults only site? Not trying to like, bash on you/call you out on anything but like genuinely its in the site rules]
i am fully aware of that, but i SPECIFICALLY FORGOT to add an age to the newest roleplay account i was making, i didnt put a minor age or anything, i just left it as blank because like i said i forgot to put an age in the space
Huh ok thats weird. I mean it shouldnt let you put anything less than 9.7 period, but I have a couple profiles without an age displayed and its fine???]
// just double checking that the people i frequently interact with on here are over 18?? react or comment or wtv to confirm. i'm not comfortable talking to minors on here esp given the nature of my acct
Im pretty sure that you have to be 18+ to use chittr period? Though of course that doesn't mean minors won't use the site anyway,,, probably a good idea to check lmao]
Nothing in here has brought joy so far.
<> So it goes. You know, any of you handsome gentlemen ever heard of a "Union"?
<> Let's see if making an account on this moronic website pays off shall we?
I'd immediately regret it if I were you, got the freak in your mentions already.
I am indeed in the right place, as in, I am exactly where I intend to be.
<> You misunderstand I think. Whether you intend to be here or not, does not mean you are welcome, and I have a cue-stick with your name on it.
<> What you think I don't? You think that of Me. Diamonds Fucking Droog? I have to say I'm truly disappointed, Doctor.
Then let us skip the formalities. Hit me, right in the face, with that cuestick. I promise I will not kill you.
<> I've barely been here ten minutes and already I feel as though I may be developing an ulcer.
