♠ hated by @misterSeven
OUTTA THE WAY. BEAR COMING THRU.
[UPLOADED TO THE SITE IS A TWELVE MINUTE LONG VIDEO OF THE CARAPACE. HE IS WITHOUT HIS SHIRT, IN BLACK CORDUROY PANTS AND WHITE SUSPENDERS. HIS SHOES ARE DISCARDED TO THE SIDE. NEARBY TO HIM IS A DRY ERASE BOARD. WRITTEN UPON IT IS. 'FER THE RANKMAID AN' ANYONE ELSE WHOSE GONNA WATCH THIS SHIT'. THE VIDEO THEN PROCEEDS TO DOCUMENT HEARTS BOXCAR'S PERFERMING PUSHUPS. HE IS LOOKING DIRECTLY AT THE CAMERA, A HUNGRY LOOK IN HIS EYE. BELOW, UNDER HIS CHEST, IS A PILLOW. A STICKY NOTE WITH THE WORD 'YOU' IS PINNED INTO IT. EACH TIME HE DESCENDS, HIS PECTORALS BLESS THE PILLOW WITH NOT ONLY HIS WEIGHT BUT HIS SWEAT. EVERY TIME HIS CHEST TOUCHES THE PILLOW, IT COUNTS UP ON A NEARBY SCREEN. MUST BE A MECHANISM OF SORTS. THIS PROCEEDS TO CONTINUE FER A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF TIME. THE CARAPACE ONLY STARTS TO SLOW DOWN AROUND THE 150 MARK. HIS ARMS TREMBLE, HIS FINGERS CURL AGAINST THE TILE FLOOR. SWEAT DRIPS FROM HIM AS HIS FACE GROWS MORE TWISTED WITH DISCONTENTMENT AND TORTURE. AT 175, HIS HEAVY BREATHING TURNS INTO A GRUNT, AS IT TAKES SIGNIFICANT EFFERT TO PICK HIMSELF BACK OFF OF THE GROUND. AT 200, THE GROANS TURN INTO WHIMPERS. MUTTERED SWEARS AND THE CONFIDENCE TURNED TO EMBARRASSMENT. 200 IS FAR MORE THAN MOST COULD LIKELY DO ON THIS WEBSITE, BUT THE VULNERABILITY OF IT ALL CRACKS THE SHELL OF HIS PERSONALITY. AT 210, HE IS BEGGING BETWEEN REPS. EACH PUSHUP TAKES NEARLY TWELVE SECONDS TO COMPLETE. IT IS AGONY. HIS MOANS ARE LOUDER, HIS TEETH ARE GRITTING WITH HOT BREATHS. HE IS FOGGING THE TILE UP WITH HIS PRESENCE. AT 216, HE FAILS. COLLAPSING AND ENDING THE VIDEO WITH A KNOCKED OVER CAMERA.] @ARCHIVEADDICT #NSFW #ASMR
o- what's this about a " #slickweek " ? am i leaking again ? ? -o
Alright. Shopping done. Quick detour to vandalize the manor and then we're done for the night.
THE ONLY OPENINGS MY MESSAGES BUT NOT FER YOU CREEP.
DAMN RIGHT I DON'T. YOU AND YER STUPID CREW GOT YER SHIT STOLEN. MADE OUR WORK EASIER.
I AM A MAN THAT KNOWS HOW TO EAT. GET IN MY DMS. #NSFW
god bless the rankmaid, am i right?
Big NEWS! Apparently reportedly @misterSeven#4408 and @draconianDignitary are in a RELATIONSHIP!!! DOES THIS MEAN A FELT CREW TRUCE FOR LOVE? STAY TUNNED
REMINDER TO THOSE RUNNIN' THEIR STUPID FUCKING MOUTHS. @SCRATCHDOCTOR @DOCSCRATCH @DOCTORSCRATCH @ITCHY @SLOWDOZER @MISTERSEVEN @MISTERSEVEN#FERFER08 @HANDMAID @DAMARAMEGIDO @CALIBORN @CYNICALCOINAGE @MAXIMSBELT @BLACKESTQUASAR @MRBENEDICT @EXILEDUNIVERSE @SIXPINSIMPALED @THE REST OF THOSE STUPID FUCKS. I CAN'T FIND THEM ALL ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE. HTTPS://STORAGE.HOMESTUCK.COM/STORY/HOMESTUCK/MEDIA/IMAGES/PANELS/INT-1/01315.GIF #NSFW
Why not, why the fuck would I NOT? TELLMERIGHTNOWWHYTHEFUCKIWOULDNTDOTHAT.
Yeah we can do #pissgate again. I'll fucking piss on everything The Crew owns, watch me.
WHAT THE FUCK SLICK HOOKED UP WITH SNOWMAN????? @slowDozer @amorousFortune @fivefingerFillet @sixpinsImpaled @misterSeven @exiledUniverse @banishedQuasiroyal @adamnGoodtailor @sawBuck @mrBenedict @imBiscuits @maximsBelt @engineNoise
AYOOOOOOOOO WHERE MY BITCHES AT??
IFOUNDTHECUREFORMYHEADACHEANDITWASNTHATIBUPROFENTHATSLICKTRIEDTOGIVEME. ITSMORECAFFEINE. LETSFUCKINGGO. @spadesSlick EATSHITMOTHERFUCKER.
i want to make my first formal apology ever to the moderators of this site for starting the #piss fanaticism. it will probably happen again with a different topic. i apologise in advance.
Yeah yeah yeah. Don't take that tone with me.
BECAUSE I'M DOING SOMETHING. LEMME JUST FINISH.
NO THE FUCK. I GOTTA SPLICE MORE WIRES JFC I'M RUNNING OUT OF HEAT SHRINK TAPE. STOP.
I can and I am and I already did. AW FUCK ANOTHER WIRE I GOTTA REPLACE.
Rigging up speakers all over the manor. Don't mind the wires
YoureactingasifIneedhishelptheguycankeephisfingerswheretheybelong.
THE STORE IS OUT OF PAINT GUNS SOMEONE JUST BOUGHT THEIR ENTIRE STOCK
how to make a paint gun
react if i should hold crowbar at (paint)gunpoint.
#feltmanorpsa ahem. there are 44 paintball guns available in the foyer, plus mine, spares four potential crew intervention or breakage. all midnight city residents are welcome to partake if they so desire. paintball canisters in the respective colors (white included four the stripes), as well as charm colors are available in (four now) full stock in each of the kitchens, with extras stashed around in miscellaneous rooms and halls and also probably your room if you left it unlocked. if you decide to shoot snowman or scratch, that's your own funeral, and your usage of my weaponry agrees to these terms. i will be hirin' cleaners four the aftermath. may the best shot win.