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Good evening chittr, I hope you are all having a pleasant #funnymailboxfriday. [Today's mailbox is sculpted to resemble a pizza box being held by a stereotypical italian chef man.]
You ever see a gal so pretty you can't breathe?
If I did a fantasy draft of the Felt it would be Snow, Crowbar, Handmaid, Stitch, and Snow again.
#chalktime @walkstabwalK https://i.imgur.com/GFuxpb5.png
#chalktime @matchSticks https://i.imgur.com/OIaPOC7.png
#chalktime @misterSeven#4408 https://i.imgur.com/gtVqKJG.png
Disgusting. Well. I hope whatever it was becomes obvious to you sooner rather than later.
If you forgot about it, then it must not be important.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/f50db2f61bbee49b3f0be173c2c3101c/a1b4b32eb0352ea1-aa/s1280x1920/30ddbf6724cc010eec4885c966a026015b43a30a.png After days of looking at all these idiots and examining them and thinking about it, this is my 100% tier list of the felt. There may or may not be some order here to this.
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6'6" Tall ladies, I see you. We've got each other and the pains that come with insecure fellas.
Put him in vault snowglobe lady tell me. He be safe there.
There. I feel better now. [she posts a picture of Itchy unconscious on the table stick ball table. His face is down in the far right corner pocket, ass up in the air with his hat resting on top of it.] #nsfw just in case #violence
𝓢𝓮𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓲𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓫𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓮𝓼. 𝓑𝓮𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓼 𝓪 𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮.
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@misterSeven#4408
that's my boss. :)
YEEEE4444HHHH!!!!
Hear hear.
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Thank you, Mr. Seven! My thoughts exactly.
Some folks ask, "Hey, NB, why do you have hair if you're a carapacian?" Well that's a bit of a personal question, don't you think?
In light of recent events, I will not be commenting on recent events. There's too many events. My interest has dried up.
To the gentleman whom I saw take a tumble this morning, I hope you are okay and that the beverage you spilled was not scalding.
[its clear i love my "family"] https://i.ibb.co/5WqRSzyC/image-2026-04-08-030605192.png
Give me one margarita I'mma ask for another, and then another, and more...! :) #Substance #It'sFiveO'clockSomewhere
I thought the Totally Normal Guy was just someone doing a bit where they left empty responses... Thank goodness you have brains, I couldn't figure out what the *cause* was at all. It looked like an April First prank until it keot going!! Some of those pictures he posted are nightmare fuel. Ugh.
If there's anything I can do to help you, Sir, You know where to find me. But I will warn you, I'm incredibly lost.
Yeah buddy. You're telve.
Not funny.
concept: being rough enough with a carapacian to crack their shell (tags: Reader/Carapacian, #rankworks, i need some water i think, pitchfic, pitch coded, vague quads, #violence, #nsfw, #thinking, tags: M)
Update: Attempts to break out of this room have proved unsuccessful. Randomly shooting through the wall only resulted in being asked to quiet down. I'm running out of emergency Swedish Fish to chew on. At least I have the fidget toy I picked up the other day.
I'm still trapped in the fucking building.
i'm never going back to the felt manor.
I have missed getting to use the Inches.
So I may have been caught.
Good morning everyone, I hope you are ready to face your day.
WE WOULD NO7 BE DOING 7HA7.
Now that's something I can agree on doing. Got the perfect thing, too. https://www.mainelobsternow.com/cdn/shop/products/lobster-metal-shell-cracker-268932.jpg?v=1709845161
Respectfully, I believe he should face the consequences of his actions, sir. Disrespecting a lady of repute, the universe no less, and more importantly a colleague, ought not to slide.
And he gives me shit for posting too much.
Jack Shit is more accur8te a name for you than Noir.
Water and sleep. Stop asking chittr for medical advice.
...No. You know what fuck it. I'm packing it all up.
If you want my hands off tell me why
I'm probably not the only one.
Yeah. The paperwork for even an afternoon off makes my eyes water.
@itChy has been zooming around looking four more yellow paint stashes four a little while now. little does he know i purrpawsfully put less yellow in than the rest of the colors.
IM HERE FROM THE PAST TO THE NOW! ITS FIVE OCLOCK HEREWHERE!
OH BOY BISCUITS THATS ME!
TTTTTTTTTOOOOOOODDDDDDDDAAAAAYYYYYY IIIII GGGGGOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT AAAAA CCCCCCOOOOKKKKKIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!||||||||||\\\\\\\\\
If anything of mine gets a smear of paint or dye on it heads will roll.
YOU GOT IT TIME MACHINE AWAYYYYYYYYY
I'm sure you'll find a way to manage.
Something on your mind?