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i feel like you're a hot chocolate kinda guy.
guess that's true. alright. i'll give it a shot.|
alright. time to start explaining #myleprechauns. going in order of planetary destruction. 1. "tree". guy is a self-centered snob, and anything he touches becomes significant. touched a fucking rock and consorts kind of just gravitated toward the area naturally. he cant control this ability. he also has a little wooden crown juju that makes things branch out. bunch of roads split off and form around the origin point, bunch of rooms manifest around a singular room, a sword blade splits off into a gradually curving ouroboros of sharp edges. 2. "eyeball". guy is skeptical of everything, and is pretty much always proven right. he makes people doubt things. are you sure that door is locked? sure that guy is dead? those things become less metaphysically certain. turns out, well, the door wasnt locked, and that guy wasnt actually very fucking dead. i dont think he even knows that hes doing this? but constantly having his skepticism "proven right" seems to have given the guy a massive ego. he doesnt get along with blade, but he gets along with bomb. 3. "bomb". nervous and constantly panicky. pressure builds up around him until shit breaks. the more panicky he is, the faster this happens. if hes calm, then pressure doesnt build. ive paired him up with eyeball because eyeballs skepticism ability makes bomb doubt his own panic, thus calming him down and making sure shit isnt constantly going off the rails. 4. "skullface". decided to make him the definitive leader of the group if im ever unavailable. seems to be able to decide when and where something truly ends in a narrative sense. he said "see you later" to me before i killed him during my planetary conquest, so it left that plot open. and so he couldnt keep being dead, and since eyeball had to eventually come along, well, *he* couldnt keep being dead either. skullface also seems to be entirely immune to eyeballs ability, like a natural foil, so ive been having him keep eyeball in check. 5. "blade". think he might be a bit autistic? moreso than me. hes obsessed with black-and-whites and clear-cut distinction. he has a sword juju that can cut unclear things into two *extremely* distinct things. slightly different temperatures in a room, he becomes extremely uncomfortable and cuts between them so that theyre divided into an extreme freezing cold and an extreme flaming heat. someone slightly stronger than him, he can cut the power difference to massively buff them while massively weakening himself. the juju only actually works if something isnt entirely clear though. tried using it myself to confirm this. the guy doesnt get along with eyeball due to eyeballs skepticism making shit unclear. 6. "moon". can create reflections of people, and cause those reflections to reflect each other, resulting in a constant repetition. if the original person who the reflection is of can see their reflection, they too start reflecting that reflection. over time the reflected actions degrade though. moon is very observant, keen eye for patterns, and he hates repetition. so he refuses to use his ability most of the time. its also why during my planetary conquest, he was the only leprechaun who took his own life rather than me killing him. didnt want to repeat the pattern. he despises bowtie. 7. "bowtie". not very bright, but hes the muscle. he thinks he and moon are close. i cant tell whether he sees the two of them as friends or lovers, to be perfectly honest, but its a bit funny when moon completely despises the guy. he cant take a hint. everything bowtie does repeats. if he opens and closes a door, the door will repeatedly open and close by itself until stopped. if he launches a punch, hes going to repeat the momentum of that punch and repeatedly combo someone unless they stop his movement. if he throws something, its going to repeatedly build the momentum of the throw until its effectively a bullet. 8. "box". he can close things off inside magic boxes whete nothing inside can affect or be affected by anything outside. fire cant spread but cant be put out, conversation cant be overheard, probably some other niche use too. ive noticed he only uses this for stupid shit though, like forcing blade and eyeball into arguments for fun. mischievous little fuck.
♦ I don't care about the points. Just a ridiculous gimmick.
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Crowbar Your Candy Stripe Hat Is Almost Ready. It Took Me Some Time To Find The Perfect Pattern But I Managed.
Good lord. Whether or not you ideologically APPROVE of The Felt as an institution, could the naysayers button their stupid slack mouths? All you are doing at this point is degrading the effort to host and advertise a communal event by a relatively low-ranking, arguably WELL-MEANING toady who is personally mixing your cocktail and fixing your snack. If you think you could do better, I encourage you to try. Otherwise, shut the fuck up, buster! :B
SO. THIS IS A LITTLE NEW FOR ME SO LET’S NOT CRUCIFY POOR KARKAT IN THE COMMENTS OR I WILL LITERALLY DELETE MY ENTIRE LIFE. MY OUTFIT FOR THE #FELTOPENING. BECAUSE I’M GOING. ALSO #FACEREVEAL, BECAUSE I’M SURE WHAT YOU ALL WANT TO SEE ON THIS FINE FRIDAY EVENING ARE SOME QUALITY EYE BAGS EVIDENT OF PURE DISTILLED SLEEP DEPRIVATION. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1B2106C50389.PNG
Fucking imbeciles.
My employees are so fucking useless I'm about to fire everyone.
Fuck, now I really want a coffee.
Good evening chittr, I hope you are all having a pleasant #funnymailboxfriday. [Today's mailbox is sculpted to resemble a pizza box being held by a stereotypical italian chef man.]
If I did a fantasy draft of the Felt it would be Snow, Crowbar, Handmaid, Stitch, and Snow again.
#chalktime @walkstabwalK https://i.imgur.com/GFuxpb5.png
#chalktime @matchSticks https://i.imgur.com/OIaPOC7.png
#chalktime @misterSeven#4408 https://i.imgur.com/gtVqKJG.png
Disgusting. Well. I hope whatever it was becomes obvious to you sooner rather than later.
If you forgot about it, then it must not be important.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/f50db2f61bbee49b3f0be173c2c3101c/a1b4b32eb0352ea1-aa/s1280x1920/30ddbf6724cc010eec4885c966a026015b43a30a.png After days of looking at all these idiots and examining them and thinking about it, this is my 100% tier list of the felt. There may or may not be some order here to this.
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There. I feel better now. [she posts a picture of Itchy unconscious on the table stick ball table. His face is down in the far right corner pocket, ass up in the air with his hat resting on top of it.] #nsfw just in case #violence
𝓢𝓮𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓲𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓫𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓮𝓼. 𝓑𝓮𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓼 𝓪 𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮.
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@misterSeven#4408
that's my boss. :)
YEEEE4444HHHH!!!!
Hear hear.
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In light of recent events, I will not be commenting on recent events. There's too many events. My interest has dried up.
To the gentleman whom I saw take a tumble this morning, I hope you are okay and that the beverage you spilled was not scalding.
[its clear i love my "family"] https://i.ibb.co/5WqRSzyC/image-2026-04-08-030605192.png
Give me one margarita I'mma ask for another, and then another, and more...! :) #Substance #It'sFiveO'clockSomewhere
I thought the Totally Normal Guy was just someone doing a bit where they left empty responses... Thank goodness you have brains, I couldn't figure out what the *cause* was at all. It looked like an April First prank until it keot going!! Some of those pictures he posted are nightmare fuel. Ugh.
If there's anything I can do to help you, Sir, You know where to find me. But I will warn you, I'm incredibly lost.
Yeah buddy. You're telve.
Not funny.
concept: being rough enough with a carapacian to crack their shell (tags: Reader/Carapacian, #rankworks, i need some water i think, pitchfic, pitch coded, vague quads, #violence, #nsfw, #thinking, tags: M)
Update: Attempts to break out of this room have proved unsuccessful. Randomly shooting through the wall only resulted in being asked to quiet down. I'm running out of emergency Swedish Fish to chew on. At least I have the fidget toy I picked up the other day.
I'm still trapped in the fucking building.
i'm never going back to the felt manor.
I have missed getting to use the Inches.
So I may have been caught.
Good morning everyone, I hope you are ready to face your day.
WE WOULD NO7 BE DOING 7HA7.
Now that's something I can agree on doing. Got the perfect thing, too. https://www.mainelobsternow.com/cdn/shop/products/lobster-metal-shell-cracker-268932.jpg?v=1709845161
Respectfully, I believe he should face the consequences of his actions, sir. Disrespecting a lady of repute, the universe no less, and more importantly a colleague, ought not to slide.
And he gives me shit for posting too much.
Jack Shit is more accur8te a name for you than Noir.
Water and sleep. Stop asking chittr for medical advice.
...No. You know what fuck it. I'm packing it all up.
If you want my hands off tell me why
I'm probably not the only one.
Yeah. The paperwork for even an afternoon off makes my eyes water.
@itChy has been zooming around looking four more yellow paint stashes four a little while now. little does he know i purrpawsfully put less yellow in than the rest of the colors.
IM HERE FROM THE PAST TO THE NOW! ITS FIVE OCLOCK HEREWHERE!
OH BOY BISCUITS THATS ME!
TTTTTTTTTOOOOOOODDDDDDDDAAAAAYYYYYY IIIII GGGGGOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT AAAAA CCCCCCOOOOKKKKKIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!||||||||||\\\\\\\\\
If anything of mine gets a smear of paint or dye on it heads will roll.
YOU GOT IT TIME MACHINE AWAYYYYYYYYY
I'm sure you'll find a way to manage.
Something on your mind?