Alys Hydrick
@anthelionsAlysm
Blueblooded, though not in the way you'd assume. Politician, Philanthropist, and positively enlightening in every capacity. 🇬🇧 ✨ | She / Her | Prince of Light. — Affiliated with @THEFELT.
Christ has risen, and so have I. Did I miss anything important?
ALYS.
Jane!
While omniscient, I do have certain dark pockets in my knowledge that I would like filled. What does aioli taste like?
Rich, creamy, more decadent than other emulsions, with a lingering aftertaste.
There are liars out there. Be wary. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/50e8983fa65b.jpg
The transcript speaks for itself, it appears.
What the hell is a 'cheeky Nandos'
And I thought you were a man of culture. Shameful show.
Oh don't try that with me. You aren't relevant enough.
Statistics don't lie. Don't attempt to fight a battle you're clearly outmanned for.
sometimes you gotta turn off your brain not think about it too hard and accept some of the aliens are pretty hot. they seem to have a lot going on though.
oh yeah? do go on
crowbar definitely seems the most traditionally handsome by human standards. but i wont elaborate further since i think it would be a bit gauche of me to start ranking the hottest leprechauns.
You totally should, so long as you have a standardised method of rating their scalability in appeal. Also, make sure @bubbleBlower is on there, she’s an absolute doll.
hypothetically i could use the tiermaker ive seen here and there but i would feel bad ranking anyone below a b. would it feel disparaging if i had a category called "im sure hes a very nice person"?
Not in the slightest. Some people just happen to fit that capacity. You're being more considerate about it than most would, so deserving of kudos, surely.
Anyone willing to share the secret cure-all to upper back pain? My traps have been really feeling it lately.
[begin chit] inzta11ati0n he1ped a 10t with thiz. #b0dyh0rr0r [end chit]
Yes, well I’m not entirely planning on getting wired into the mainframe, but it’s the thought that counts!
3833 < BIIIG STRETCH! > 3833 < If you can, stretch back over something with a rounded edge. If you have bones, they might crackle! >
Perfect the arch. Got it. Appreciated. PS. If there's any chiropractors out there, hit me up.
Because I'm aware that I didn't actually include much of a good reference for the members of the audience who don't know where the trapezius muscles are located, it's in the upper-back region. See reference below. https://i.imgur.com/tyyaF7S.png #shouldn'thavetotagthisbutjustincase #mildlysuggestive (?)
oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
Do you … wash the upholstery afterwards?
Following on from that last chitt, I suppose the cat's out of the bag now. Yes, I've joined 'The Felt'. Or I've got some sort of accord with their leader. The fickle nature of circumstance. You either sink or swim, and I'd rather not drown beneath the waves of my now, very much lost, land of antiquity. ... suppose it's not that much of a secret, I did update my bio' two days ago, but figured it was better to make a statement in light of certain events. #comingoutthevelveteencloset. #independentcontractor.
Are you moving in? I can help you paint your room to Not Green! I don't know how to do floors though but I know a good place in the city for Rugs!
Considering my only other option is my own residential parking-spot of sweet, blissful nonexistence, it certainly looks like it. Anything other than green would be delightful.
If you have a specific color in mind, let me know! I can go get paint right now!
Consider it a shared endeavour. Can't exactly ask you to do that entirely off your own good will.
What am I here for, If not to help my fellow felt out? Buuut, I get your point, too.
If you're really eager for suggestions, I've got a penchant for blue, but let's not jump the gun. Metaphorically speaking.
Can't hardly blame a girl for doing what needs to be done.
Sometimes the chips aren't in our favour. It's a gambit, just like anything else. Hoping this one pays out.
WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT'S WRONG WITH GREEN. DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR IT. IS THAT IT. I'M OUT RAGED. WHAT THE FUCK.
I expressed to you that I'd need time to grow on it! Besides, don't really want to steal your thunder, do I? Sometimes, contrast IS key, you know!
Repeating 'all clout is good clout' as they drag me away to the sanatorium.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
Oh, you know!
NO. CLEARLY I DO NOT, SINCE I ASKED. WHAT THE FUCK. ARE YOU STUPID.
We'll get back to that one later, spoilers!
HOO HOO HOO. BEHOLD, WHORES. ANOTHER POST. ANOTHER BANGER. ANOTHER MASTER PIECE! THIS TIME, TITLED : A LORD AND HIS BITCH. TO CELEBRATE THE EXPONENTIAL GROWTH OF MY POSSE. ONCE AGAIN. INCREDIBLE ART. AMAZING EFFECTS. BAD ASS MUSCLES. HOT BITCHES. AND ME, IN THE CENTER OF IT ALL. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT. THIS IS ART AT ITS PEAK. #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #DEADSISTER #SISTERKILLER #KILLER #FUCKINGBADASS #BADASS #AMAZINGINCREDIBLEART #KICKASSART #MANGA #MANGAART #ANIMEART #MUSCLES #MASCULINITY #BLOOD #DEATH #LORDENGLISH #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #NSFW #BITCHES HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/6B62555FC11B.PNG
... Actually might be speechless for once.
I'm certain beholding ... something???