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reminder that the early grub gets the wworm but the successful grub culls the first one then devvours the entire cluster https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2271dadde4d1.png #fitcheck #business #motivvational #grindset #empiremindset @gratuitousAnnuity #justsoyoucancheckmyfit
Unreal Heiress questioning when I will allow her to integrate onto public-facing social media platforms. I said "missy, when you can keep those egregious opinions to yourself." But she promised. I don't know. What say you all?
On personal invite from a colleague, sat in on the Human Kingdom Public Transit and Infrastructure Authority meeting this morning. It seems the projected budget for next three quarters is running below expected. I sure hope a major public contributor business entity didn't take advantage of any frivolously high tax deduction ceilings on religious donations-slash-ceremonies of worship. I am sure I will be able to cut this poor government a deal on a privatized sponsorship in their time of need. In fact, in the blind ecstatic haze of my generosity, I may even upgrade public traffic cameras. We have a new model of surveillance system tailored precisely to their needs. Big things coming.
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
Official statement. The subsection of the Creator Pantheon formerly known as the "Alpha Kids" are NOT in any manner of vacillating quadruple-slash-quintuple. Thank you.
Finally in contact with the real intellectuals of our age. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/53b1fdcbd174.png
As am I.
I am exceedingly pleased with the new prevalence of rabbits and related creatures on this website.
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|| OOC INTRODUCTION || Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA. The LEVIATHAN. You are 13 sweeps old, ruthless commander of the IMPERIAL LEGION and HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION'S lap dog. Far gone are the halcyon days of your wigglerhood. If there was ever a doubt in your pusher about where your allegiance lies, it's long been smothered under the ashes of fallen federations. You have decimated whole galaxies in the name of THE EMPIRE. Despite your illustrious military career, your personal life remains unfulfilling. You are a ticking, MEGALOMANIACAL time bomb. No amount of imperial dinners can satiate the yawning chasm inside you that aches for companionship. But let's be real: if your fronds didn't like you before, they most certainly hate your abdominal sausages now. You have no bridges left to burn. In your free time, you bemoan your various CONCUPISCENT FAILURES in the form of circumlocutary, vitriolic chitts. You are proudly HEMOIST and fond of EXTREMIST IDEOLOGY, boasting a great love for the works of TROLL JULIUS EVOLA.
I'm not apprised of this gentleman's identity, but I'm told he's of some importance to Eridan's cultural legacy. If you know him, you may be an Eridan Ampora SUPERFAN. #eridanweek #finale
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so did anythin else transpire tonight that i oughta be apprised of
and wwhat of @archivveAddict is she safe is she alright https://files.catbox.moe/g1nc0h.png
Now, allow me to better phrase that, I apologize. Where is she?
#nowlistening Elektroencephalograph - Galactic Hole flashing warning for the video vvv https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ElL3BADK14
AMA. http://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1b23a98a6532.png
did anyone else think i looked really good in those post wwhippin photos
NOTE TO MY SELF : DESTROY THE PATHETIC WORM, AND KNOWN IMPOSTOR. REFERED TO AS @UNENDINGUROBORUS SECOND NOTE TO SELF : MAKE IT PAINFUL. WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.
... I didn't even know we got Bhad Grubbie for Marvus' #eridanweek single.
... Good morning. :|
"i came i saww i conquered or should i say i saww i saww i conquered #icame" -troll pitbul #eridanwweek #day4
A brief note. You may notice a shift. Nothing dramatic. No grand unveiling. That would be inelegant, even inadequate. Just a gradual realignment to the presentation of myself and my intentions. The manor is still standing. But its doors are opening in ways they did not before. Some of you will find yourselves closer to its innerworkings. I will not. I will be entirely restricted to my penthouse. This is not an unintentional change. This is not a response to danger. I am opting to follow the narrative and my purpose. Neither outcome is accidental. Old structures have proven less reliable as they once were. I am going to begin to favor something more adaptive and responsive. You may interpret that however you like. I expect many of you will. Incorrectly. As for the Felt-- I still will be retaining the name for my new initiative. A branch, if you would, away from the usual militant and criminal behavior. There is no need for someone such as myself to live in that light any longer. Consider this as soft an adjustment as a single degree on your thermostat. Nothing has been taken from you. But not everything will remain where you last saw it. Please do keep up. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4df279d6f052.png
HAPPY #APRILFOOLS. I BRING YOU MY FAVORITE JOKE FOR THE OCCASION. THERE ONCE WAS A BUSINESSMAN OF REASONABLE SUCCESS. THOUGH HE LIKED THE WORK HE DID, THE MONOTONY WAS STARTING TO WEAR HIM DOWN. LUCKILY FOR HIM, HE HAD A LOT OF VACATION TIME HE WAS ABLE TO USE, SO FOR A CHANGE A SCENERY, HE DECIDED TO HIKE ACROSS EUROPE. FOR MOST OF HIS TRIP, THE WEATHER WAS PLEASANT, NOT AS WARM AS THE HOME HE WAS USED TO, BUT THAT WAS THE PERFECT THING FOR OUTDOOR ACTIVITY. HOWEVER, THE WEATHER TURNED OUT TO BE MORE FICKLE THAN HE ANTICIPATED, AND HE GOT CAUGHT IN A RAINSTORM WHILE HIKING IN THE WOODS. HIKING BACK THE WAY HE CAME WOULD BE A LONGER AND MORE DANGEROUS PATH THAN PRESSING FORWARD, SO PRESS FORWARD HE DID. AS FORTUNE WOULD HAVE IT, HE CAME ACROSS A MONASTERY THAT WELCOMED HIM IN KINDLY. THE MONKS THERE DRIED AND FED HIM AND ALLOWED HIM TO STAY IN ONE OF THEIR ROOMS OVERNIGHT SINCE THE RAIN WOULD NOT LET UP UNTIL NIGHTFALL. AS HE WAS GETTING COMFORTABLE IN HIS TEMPORARY LODGINGS, HE HEARD A CURIOUS NOISE FROM THE HALLWAY. THE MAN PEEKED HIS HEAD OUT, BUT DIDN'T SEE ANYONE ELSE AROUND. HE WAS ABOUT TO WRITE IT OFF, WHEN HE HEARD THE NOISE AGAIN. THIS TIME, HE FOLLOWED THE SOUND TO A HIGHLY CONSPICUOUS LOCKED DOOR-- TEN FEET TALL, SOLID WOOD, THE KIND THAT WOULD TAKE MULTIPLE MEN TO OPEN. NOW, THE MAN DIDN'T WANT TO PESTER THE MONKS WHO HAD SHOWN HIM SUCH HOSPITATILY, SO HE DECIDED TO RETIRE FOR THE NIGHT AND DO HIS BEST TO IGNORE THE NOISE. IT WASN'T A VERY RESTFUL SLUMBER, BUT EVENTUALLY, MORNING CAME. OVER BREAKFAST, THE MAN THANKED THE MONKS PROFUSELY FOR THEIR GENEROSITY, BUT BEFORE HE COULD LEAVE, HE JUST NEEDED TO ASK WHAT WAS BEHIND THAT MASSIVE WOODEN DOOR AT THE END OF THE HALLWAY. THE MONKS SMILED AND SHOOK THEIR HEADS. THEY UNDERSTOOD HIS CURIOSITY, BUT THEY COULD NOT TELL HIM BECAUSE HE WAS NOT A MONK. THE MAN WANTED TO PRESS FURTHER, BUT IN THE END HE ACCEPTED THEIR REFUSAL AND LEFT QUIETLY. WHEN THE MAN RETURNED HOME FROM HIS VACATION, THE NOISE HE HEARD IN THAT MONASTERY PLAYED IN HIS DREAMS EVERY NIGHT. THE THOUGHTS OF WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN BEHIND THAT DOOR KEEP HIM DISTRACTED, EVEN AT WORK, UNTIL HIS COMPANY TAKES NOTICE AND TELLS HIM TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF TO FIGURE HIS PERSONAL AFFAIRS OUT, OR ELSE. TAKING THE OPPORTUNITY, THE MAN HURRIEDLY PACKS AS SMALL OF A BAG AS HE CAN AND TAKES THE SOONEST FLIGHT AVAILABLE BACK TO THAT COUNTRY WHERE HE'D FOUND THE MONASTERY. THE MONKS SEEMED ENTIRELY UNSURPRISED TO SEE HIM AGAIN. WHEN HE EXPLAINED HIS DREAMS, AND HIS JOB, AND HIS SPIRALING MENTAL STATE, THEY SEEMED SYMPATHETIC, BUT THEY STILL WOULD NOT TELL HIM WHAT WAS BEHIND THAT DOOR. WELL, IF HE HAD TO BE A MONK TO KNOW THE SECRET, THEN THAT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO. THE MAN SWORE TO CUT TIES WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD AND DEVOTE HIMSELF TO THE WORK OF THE MONASTERY. THE MONKS ACCEPTED HIM, AND HE BEGAN HIS NEW LIFE OF DEVOTION. HE SPENT HIS FIRST FEW MONTHS DOING MENIAL CHORES AND THE NEXT FEW MONTHS LEARNING THEIR SCRIPTURES, BUT AFTER A YEAR, HE'S FINALLY DEEMED READY TO SEE BEHIND THAT DOOR WHICH HAS PLAGUED HIS MIND ALL THIS TIME. THE ELDEST MONK IN THE MONASTERY HANDS HIM A RING OF MANY ODD LOOKING KEYS, POINTS TO THE OLDEST AND RUSTIEST OF THEM, AND TELLS HIM THAT IS THE FIRST ONE HE WILL NEED. CONFUSED AS TO HOW HE'S MEANT TO GET THAT ENORMOUS DOOR OPEN ALONE AND WHAT HE COULD POSSIBLY NEED SO MANY KEYS FOR, THE MAN NONETHELESS RUSHES DOWN THE HALL TO THE DOOR. THE OLD RUSTY KEY FITS PERFECTLY INTO THE LOCK, TURNS EFFORTLESSLY, AND THE GRAND OLD DOOR SWINGS OPEN AS THOUGH IT WEIGHS NOTHING. HOWEVER, INSTEAD OF FINDING THE SOURCE OF THE NOISE, HE'S FACED WITH ANOTHER DOOR. THIS ONE IS SMALLER THAN THE FIRST AND PAINTED BLUE WITH A SHINY GOLD KNOB. THE MAN LOOKS THROUGH THE KEYRING, FINDS A GOLD KEY IN THE RIGHT SIZE, AND OPENS THE SECOND DOOR. THIS HAPPENS MANY MORE TIMES. HE OPENS A DOOR MADE OF SMOOTH BLACK STONE, A DOOR SO SMALL HE HAS TO CRAWL THROUGH IT, AND A GLIMMERING GOLDEN DOOR LADEN WITH JEWELS, AMONG OTHERS. BUT THE MAN'S PERSISTENCE PAYS OFF. WHEN THERE'S ONLY ONE LAST KEY ON THE RING THAT REMAINS UNUSED, AND THAT MYSTERIOUS NOISE FILLS THE LAST CHAMBER AS CLEARLY AS HE'S EVER HEARD IT, HE HOLDS HIS BREATH, BRACES HIMSELF, AND OPENS THAT DOOR.
For no particular reason, I imagine my vision increasing... twofold. Like a set of ocular orbs.
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
It seems that my manor has been quite filled with pranks and jokes on this day, as I knew it would be. Of course, it would be rude not to inform you that while you all are enjoying the spirit of the holiday, none of my pranks have yet been activated. I hope you enjoy the anticipation. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
What a lovely day to be at The Felt Mansion. https://dynamic-media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-o/17/01/08/bb/20190323-182935-largejpg.jpg?w=1200&h=1200&s=1
It is with a bittersweet heart that I must announce my immediate resignation from #Crockercorp. These many years of collaboration have been the best of my life. However. It is not the place of the gods to meddle in mortal business. I understand this, now. I will be retiring to the Altar of Life, where I will live out eternity in the comfort of my friends, the other Creators, and dispense the touch of Life to all who may seek my aid. It is my duty to the people of Earth-C, my children. I love you all.
absolutely despondent evwening. here is a tip for the less scientifically inclined and unfortunate idiots dragging on the coattails of society. chairs are for the wvweak. wvwhenevwer possible, you should strength your legs by standing as often as possible. if you feel a distinct pain in your tendons or ligaments it is most likely your body trying to strength your muscles by elongating them. givwing in to this pain honestly makes you unwvworthy of using the chair's respite in the first place. i am lookin at you, office wvworkers. you aren't safe just because your quotas are in numbers and not sevwered heads. - the orphaner dualscar
it's come to my attention that troll bruno mars wvwas mowvwed dowvwn at #eridanwvweek. in truth, wvwe lost a good soul today to the chaos of mirth. this is alwvways wvwhy i argue against the clowvwns and their merry making- i'm sure a face painted freak wvwas responsible here. more importantly, i havwe read reports that troll cher is alright. good. otherwvwise i wvwould havwe had to get invwolvwed. #eridanwvweek - the orphaner dualscar
Are you #bouncingonit at #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28c0852979c4.png
arigatou gozaimasu for 200 followers kyaa (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid-sensei, my face, #nsfw, #gore, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ed72d593824.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d8180d534e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d5573922a86.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/135e05e2f0bb.png
(( There is a devil inside of me that wants to make a profile for a Only-Homestuck-Related-If-You're-Funny MarySue oc specifically to harass One User's Characters (If you know you know). She would have so much fun and the devil inside me knows that. But there's another devil inside of me that sounds suspiciously like adam sandler who's saying THEYRE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU ))
The bounce house is currently being repaired. First individual to #killspadesslick will INHERIT the bounce house after #eridanweek has concluded. How would you like to be #bouncingonit for years to come? @spadesSlick#8817 #violence
DIED AT #ERIDANWEEK. GOT REVIVED. CURRENTLY NURSING THE WORST GODDAMN MIGRAINE THAT HAS EVER PLAGUED A NON-GOLD THINKPAN. THIS IS THE STATE IN WHICH I WILL BE FULFILLING THE CUCK CHAIR PROMPT FOR DAY TWO. SOME OF YOU MAY "CATCH STRAYS." I REFUSE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THIS. #NSFW
take care playin in the wwater surroundin the #eridanwweek island if you aint a seadwweller gl'bgolyb is liable to snatch you by the frond and pull you to the briny deep #psa
WELL WELL WELL. ANOTHER DAY. ANOTHER PIECE. HARD AT WORK GRINDING OUT THE ART ONCE AGAIN. I CALL THIS ONE : "I AM FUCKING BAD ASS". IT'S A PICTURE OF ME. OBVIOUSLY. BEING BAD ASS, ABOUT TO TEACH SOME DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS A LESSON. #ART #ARTISTRY #AWESOMEART #AMAZINGART HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/E90CC3ECB009.PNG
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
There is a presence that returns without instruction. It does not require prompting. It does not ask questions. It simply occupies a space, consistently enough that its absence becomes… noticeable. At first, this is inconvenient. One adjusts routines. Accounts for interruptions. Allows for a margin where none was previously required. Then, at some point. difficult to isolate, though it occurs nonetheless—the interruption becomes expected. Preferred, even. Not in any dramatic sense. Nothing so obvious. Just a subtle correction when it fails to occur. A pause where there was once none. A brief consideration of something that does not contribute to any larger outcome, and yet remains… accounted for. It does not alter anything of consequence. It does not interfere with function. And yet, it persists. A small, unnecessary constant. One that would be… inefficient to remove.
if youre from another univverse or wwhatevver wwe havve someone comin to get you #eridanwweek
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#imcoming to #eridanweek ! 0v0 DAY ONE: FLUSH / PALE DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE DAY THREE: HURT/COMFORT / WHUMP DAY FOUR: PITCH / ASHEN DAY FIVE: MAGIC / SCIENCE DAY SIX: GUNPLAY / WANDPLAY DAY SEVEN: MARCH / COSPLAY writing prompt itinerary: @captiousGestures (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, eridan week, daily writing prompts, archive rating: E)
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! The Sus fetch modus allows free retrieval of captchalogued items, as long as you can avoid the impostors! Try to remember what colors of items you've stored. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball #shrub
good evvenin to my loyalists its here its time its nubday wwhich makes it #eridanwweek
I have a feeling my hired consort translator may be absolutely hamfisting this meeting.
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(( I've been roleplaying eggs for at LEAST 11 years now. That's terrifying to think about. I only know that because I've been a trans woman for 10 years since January and I'm pretty sure I wasn't yet when I picked this guy up. Sometimes I just want to be a lesbian on main but my main is A MAN !!! Ugh. I finally had to make a troll oc for me to be gay through. Here's to another decade of being gay and cringe I guess, lol ♡◇♧♤
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Throwback post. Can you believe it has been fifteen years. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5d39ec02e8f.PNG
I promised that if my previous post received enough likes, I would show you all which piece of godfiction inspired me to lobby for the criminalization of godfiction, and I intend to follow through. It was not a literary work as you might suspect, but a video. It has now been taken down, but you may recognize these screenshots. Let me know if you do. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1d43b6ab0101.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc41a01b715e.png
The consequences of hurting my feelings are dire.
concept: your fingers tracing the seams of his suit, slow and deliberate, feeling the way his breath hitches as you drag your nails down the crisp lapel over the taut fabric of his waistcoat, the sharp line of his tie he whimpers when you pause at his collar, when you grip the knot and pull, just enough to make him arch into your touch with a pathetic expression on his face his belt is loud as you begin to unbuckle it while he nods his head desperately (tags: Reader/Suited Man, #rankworks, #nsfw, power dynamics, touching, whimpering, sigh, clothing fetish, archive rating: M)
#nowplaying "She held a cold can of Summer Fruits between her warm thighs Condensation glistens, sweat beads drip into my eyes She's turning me to God no joke Mother, daughter, holy smoke!" https://open.spotify.com/track/6DhJvUJP73gi42x4rA8saD
It pleases me greatly to know I get to taste the decadent richness of aioli and you do not.
My first mate is a little glxxmy right nxw and the nxrmal stuff isnt cheering her up. Gxxd ideas xnly
There are liars out there. Be wary. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/50e8983fa65b.jpg
My thanks to all who attended #teatime. Thirty-seven in total, once one accounts for staff, overlap, and those who found it necessary to arrive more than once in one form or another. A number that settles quite comfortably where it does. Not excessive. Not lacking. Simply… correct. You each entered under your own reasoning. Curiosity, obligation, defiance, habit. Some of you came to observe. Some to be seen. A few, whether you realized it or not, came because you had already decided to long before the invitation was extended. The room accepted all of it without complaint. There were, of course, deviations. There always are. Tea set aside in favor of stronger indulgences. Doors treated with less care than they were built to withstand. Conversations that began where they should not have, and others that ended before they had the chance to become useful. None of this disrupted anything. If anything, it confirmed a few expectations. I trust you noticed certain things while you were there. Small details. The way the space seemed to accommodate you without effort. The way others occupied their places without needing instruction. The way certain moments felt… heavier than the rest. You weren’t mistaken. For those who found something of value, you’re welcome to keep it. It was never mine to begin with. For those who did not, I wouldn’t concern yourselves. Recognition has a habit of arriving late. In any case, the evening concluded exactly where it was meant to. And you, each of you, contributed precisely what was required to see it through. Until next time.
It has come to my attention that some of you have begun to interpret my responses as… intrusive. An understandable concern. Allow me to clarify. I am not inserting myself where I do not belong. Nor am I “targeting” anyone with undue attention. That would suggest a level of intent that isn’t particularly relevant here. I am simply acknowledging what is already present. Your posts, your remarks, your… expressions of self. Each one is a small confirmation. A signal that you continue to occupy the space you have found yourselves in. I respond to those signals. Not to alter them. Not to interrupt them. Certainly not to overwhelm them. Only to recognize that they have occurred. You may think of it as observation, if you prefer. Or, if that feels too distant... appreciation. After all, continued existence, especially when made visible, is something worth acknowledging. I would hardly ignore it.
Since we're talking about cereal. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/84b433edddb5.png
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
gachapon keep me strong gachapon all night long stupid gimmick in pacman 2 piracy gets the game for you
Another successful visit on behalf of the Bake-A-Wish foundation. Although I can't help but question the clouded judgment of some of these unfortunates. You're only going to get, what? Four or five more years out of your reanimated grandmother? Meanwhile, the alternative offering of the FULL Betty Crocker suite of household products will still be in your household fifteen years from now. Oh well. No accounting for taste.
Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
@spadesSlick Motherfucker can't poison or rob the Felt if he's entertaining a ~lady~ I like free drinks https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117484274_gixbbVriJMRpB4x.png
#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/3OOFEF20WqtsUPcRbPY3L7
#nowplaying New Way Out - Lemon Demon !! Might be one of the most songs ever to me https://youtu.be/Sf5nos9-Dg4
Sometimes you just want to watch a sweet morsel with a lip bristle torn asunder by his own jelly-spine. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/00324917b270.jpeg
BEHOLD, BITCHES AND WHORES. MY NEWEST PIECE. DEPICTING MY BAD ASS "ORIGINAL CHARACTER". THE GREAT AND BAD ASS, LORD ENGLISH. SITTING UPON HIS THRONE, AS HE JUDGES YOU DUMB WHORES. NO DOUBT ABOUT TO BLOW UP SOME BITCHES AS THEY COWER IN FEAR BEFORE HIM. YES. LORD ENGLISH, IS COPYRIGHTED TO ME. DO NOT STEAL. #EPICART #LEGENDARYART #NEXTLEVELART #INSANEART #WILDART #DOPEART #SICKART #FIREART #MASTERPIECEART #STUNNINGART #JAWDROPPINGART #MINDBLOWINGART #UNREALART #CRAZYGOODART #ARTGOALS #ARTVIBES #ARTOBSESSED #ARTADDICT #CREATIVEFIRE #VISUALFEAST #ARTPOWER #ARTMAGIC #DARKARTVIBES #EDGYART #ARTREVOLUTION #ARTINSPO #ARTATTACK #ARTENERGY #ARTFURY #ARTBEAST HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0BE977E0CDC6.PNG
I'm contemplating providing sponsorship funding and a venue for #eridanweek IF said subject of festivity can drum up the necessary attention. @caligulasAquarium
[[i want to make a dad egbert account bc hes very fun to me but also i would want to draw my own pfp but ALSO im at this fuck ass job all day fml
in light a the merciless poundin i suffered not evven twwelvve hours ago at the admittedly strong probin and slippery fronds a @golgothasTerror and @timaeusTestified_0414 ill make it clear that wwe aint enemies noww after this our camaraderie remains steadfast especially givven that @golgothasTerror saww fit to extend an olivve branch a sorts and shop up this banner in commemoration for #eridanwweek #imcoming #soarethey https://files.catbox.moe/ldwwdej.jpg
WITH MY FIXED TABLET. I BRING YOU ALL, ANOTHER MASTER PIECE. THIS ONE, NAMED "TRAIN BITCH". ONCE AGAIN, BAD ASS AS EVER. EXCEPT FOR A PARTICULAR BITCH, ABOUT TO GET HER JUST DESERTS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DC3880C8E0EB.PNG
YOU KNOW THE MID NIGHT CREW IS TRULY IS MID. WHEN IT'S EVEN IN THEIR NAME. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA! "MID" NIGHT CREW INDEED!!!!!!!!!!! HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA!
You know you've gottem when you get every single reaction on your reply at once.
im not vaguing anyone by the way this is fully directed at myself.
pro tip the later it is in the night the better your bad ideas start to look. dont trust it. go to bed.
laying on my tummy kicking my feet smiling ect I should put packing tape on the bottoms of his shoooess
BIG THINGS HAPPENING. BIG, BIG THINGS HAPPENING. #POWERINGUP
What shall I have for dinner today? Serious suggestions only. And do try to keep it somewhat refined? I'm not eating Grubdonalds fries here.
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Porterhouse, rare. Eggs, over easy. Single malt scotch, NO ICE. Strawberry shortcake. How is everyone else's evening faring.
end of round two! gandalf the gray breasts boobily into victory 5:2! #wizard #wizardtournament https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/image_2026-03-27_200334211.png
WELL, WELL, WELL. LOOK WHO'S ONCE AGAIN IN THE "ZONE". ME, BITCH. AND I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
IM HERE FROM THE PAST TO THE NOW! ITS FIVE OCLOCK HEREWHERE!
thank you all for your patience i am sure it was hard. at the turn of the hour the wizard tournament will commence. what i need from the lovely chittr public is contestants. please submit to my dms the best wizards you have. paintings, statues, notebook doodles, selfies with a wizard hat photoshopped in or drawn on in mspaint. bring me your champions. i will be pitting all contestants against each other in brackets and chittr will vote for our victors. i just ask that no one submits genai wizards. i want real craftsmanship passion and artistry. thank you. #wizard #wizardposting
(( Take my reference/explanation images while i figure out how to pin chitts to a profile. I would like to have these sorts of things slapped up top so others can know. If the toyhouse links don't work I'll figure it out. )) https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/105083196_wUWpiRD3HZKt1w2.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117516972_8gnmMeDrg9PsjTJ.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/39290382_ogO89LK4uy1C5gE.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/38465052_E3acY82ItFuumrH.png
i realized i didnt have an idea for a banner way too late. typical bullshit go
the more i look at this pig the worse it gets. from a murder mystery book. you cant convince me this pig isnt the culprit. #swinophobia https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/IMG_8613.jpeg https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/IMG_8614.jpeg
// I promised myself I wouldnt ooc post but I want to share art of my fincel. I hope you guys have been (hating) eri. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c33318e4224d.jpg
some of these fuckers think they're such hot shit until they remember what my time thing actually is and that i don't have to be looking at them to shoot them good. >:(
ive discovered that getting hate reactions on my posts is actually very satisfying. i used to be such an instigator. you all are going to end up reawakening that in me.
for the record if anybody shoots me with a paintball before i get my hands on a paintball gun, I'm chasing you Teeth-Out. I'M NOT PLAYING UNTIL I'M EQUIPPED TO PLAY.
good morning everyone lets pretend its not 1 pm together!!
Hell of a thing to wake up to!!!! Thanks for telling the other humans I'm hot
Ahem. THE SLOBBERING DIMWIT'S GUIDE TO BUTTERCREAM VARIATIONS. If you have stumbled upon this post in search of instructions on how to assemble ANY buttercream, period, I advise you politely retract yourself. You may find yourself better suited for THE CULINARY NEANDERTHAL'S FIRST DAY ON EARTH. This is also going to be heavily-laden with my personal opinions... which on this matter I advise you to accept as fact. SWISS MERINGUE: Soft, shiny, and comparable to a marshmallow whip. Best suited as a chocolate frosting, to lend some variation in texture to a layer cake with a denser ganache filling. ITALIAN MERINGUE: More stable in shape and texture than her Swiss counterpart. Light and fluffy. Become more adventurous with your decorative swirls when you pipe your Italian meringue. Well-suited to lemon cake- again, with a heavy curd between internal layers. FRENCH: Custardy. Nearly as thick as the American, but richer due to its high egg yolk content. Pairs excellently with the dark bittersweet notes of dense sponge doused in espresso. AMERICAN: THE superior choice in sugar crusting. Delightfully crisp when bitten into after an evening of drying. Oft-accused of being overly sweet. Pair with simple yellow or confetti cake. Holds sprinkles like a champion. GERMAN: The unflinching centrist. Balanced in texture, weight, stability, and richness. Fewer yolks than the French. Not a poor choice for any partner if you're unwilling to take a hard stance. BEST suited to accompany a cake filled or topped with fresh fruit pieces. CREAM CHEESE: A heavy, tangy delight. Tank thick layers of dense sponge with this big girl. Carrot or spice cake filled with chopped nuts. No need to even carve your cake. Simply pare off the dome, frost, and go. CONDENSED MILK: A silkier, more relaxed hold on shape. Don't expect any fanciful swirls to last more than an hour outside the fridge. DO pair this toasty buttercream with a complimentary caramel layer- either betwixt your sponge, in a butterscotch chip, or in the composition of the batter itself. ERMINE: As luxurious as its stoat-pelt namesake suggests. Stabilized with a boiled flour roux. A superior balance of sweetness and texture if seeking a lighter cream whip. THE traditional choice of frosting to accompany a dark, moist, fluffy red velvet cake. Feel free to post your inquiries below. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc28e4b07c3f.jpg
hypothetically i could use the tiermaker ive seen here and there but i would feel bad ranking anyone below a b. would it feel disparaging if i had a category called "im sure hes a very nice person"?
dont ask me about any of that sgrub shit that wwas literally six swweeps ago also dont ask me wwhat that means for my current existence im sick of answwerin timeline questions
good evvenin feckless peons
Food review for Eleventh Circle in Stronghold 21 I had the privilege today of dining at Eleventh Circle, Stronghold 21's premier restaurant serving experiences reminiscent of Renaissance Oceanside delights. I was there for a meeting of the minds with my editors so I couldn't truly indulge in their truest delights (time limits, as I'm sure you're aware), but what I did have time for was divine. I was served a premier meal of imitation caviar and seagreens, paired with a most delightfully aged malbec. The salty flavour mixed in with the refreshing greens had me widening my eyes and diving back in for more. 9/10 experience, one point docked only because the waitress didn't laugh at my joke. Poor service etiquette. #foodblogging #wine
My apes. Gone.
This was the lived experience of every neighborhood child permitted into my home, much to my embarrassment.
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our winners! round 1: @tentacleTherapist_7214 our first wizard is caulfield the wary round 2: @broSprite our second wizard is shlorick the seamless round 3: @unclaspedKahuna our third wizard is theophanus of the unseen thigh thank you all for playing. you can pick a piece of candy as your prize. <https://allcitycandy.com/cdn/shop/products/all-city-candy-survival-kit-candy-gift-bucket-gift-all-city-candy-970975_2048x.jpeg>
oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
crowbar definitely seems the most traditionally handsome by human standards. but i wont elaborate further since i think it would be a bit gauche of me to start ranking the hottest leprechauns.
sometimes you gotta turn off your brain not think about it too hard and accept some of the aliens are pretty hot. they seem to have a lot going on though.
concept: your rival/pitchfling reaching down to grab you by the cheeks and shaking you left and right while you cling to their arm and whine "youre too fucking stupid to think for yourself you got it? you just need to listen to me listen to me and everything will make sense stop fucking thinking and listen to me stop thinking youre too stupid ill take care of everything just shut the fuck up and listen" you want to fight back but as your pan starts fogging up you realize theyre right (tags: Reader/Rival, Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, concepts, kismesissitude, degradation, forced subspace, #nsfw, #nsfwe, size difference, power imbalance, domsub dynamics, archive rating: M)
They just let anyone post on here.
You know what. Group car washing cancelled. @itChy is washing all the cars in the garage as well as @engineNoise 's car all on his own.
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#FeltManorPSA Load up, boys. Got an imp, might have more. Time for an extermination sweep.
was there always an edit button on posts? am i more inattentive than i thought? regardless i was able to add a forgotten tag onto one of the pictures i posted. which is less for the benefit of the general population and more for the sake of personal organization.
[[in deep inconsolable despair right now because i have to be at work 9 hours from now and therefore must sleep but i want to be drawing miss maam instead. truly none have ever suffered such as i.]]
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concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Never enter into relationships where you aren't getting an equal part of the pie. Friendships, quadrants, it matters not. If you aren't getting something out of the transaction, it isn't worth your time. #Wisdom #Selflove
It is always important to branch out when a new social media site presents itself. Greetings all, I am Calder Kerian- columnist, publicist, truth-speaker and twelve star man. Serious business inquiries are welcome in my DMs- and if you are one of my inner circle of acquaintances I would ask that you conduct yourself in a professional manner when speaking to me on this platform.
﹌ Hm. I ϡo believe I am in the throes of weϡϡing planning. However, my soon-to-be-husbanϡ is unaware. It's meant to be a surprise, right? ﹌
following every felt member feels like making a panopticon. is that what im thinking about? i think thats the word im looking for
hewes some adowabwe widdwe pictuwes twagan took of theiw wecent owdew fwom wactawt cuwdswab a coupwe nights ago !!!!! you miiiiight have seen these awweady if youwe active ewsewhewe .... but now twagans posting em hewe !!!! sooooo yummy X3 https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/cheesecake1.png https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/cheesecake2.png https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/cheesecake3.png
twagans twying to post this one again ..... of couwse this specific fwavow doesnt wanna post wight ..... typicaw ..... X/ https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/cheesecake4.png
ok so it isnt as bad as i remember it being at all. senior prom 1999. #gpoy https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/26/prom.png
OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
Can't hardly blame a girl for doing what needs to be done.
What am I here for, If not to help my fellow felt out? Buuut, I get your point, too.
If you misunderstood my post as a jab over someone with whom I have already dealt, allow me to clarify. It was purposed more toward anyone ELSE who might be seeing my posts and who fall into the referenced category. I WAS content to simply block and move on, until it happened twice in one day. At which point I feel the need to apply a general rule for these jokers to find plastered on the wall. If my post inflamed you in some way, you're welcome to message me directly to sort it out. My DMs are, as always, wide open.
you thiiink thiiis iiis a joke? do iii look liiike a fuckiiing clown to you? do you people actually beliiieve that iii wiiill not riiise to the top of thiiis place? iii wiiill have you all know that iii am a wiiidely beloved grubtuber wiiith many successful culls under my belt. my lusus wiiill driiink your blood whiiile miiilliiions watch and we shall see who iiis laughiiing, then.
I can't believe I have to say this, and I believe I speak for my cohorts when I say this, but I will not be entertaining any accounts actively engaging in #incest. Odd that it happened twice in a single day. Odder that they're iterations of familiar faces, but in the mathematical inevitability of the multiverse, some of you have incurred a substantial enough quantity of brain damage so as to no longer even remotely resemble yourselves. ... But I just thought it would make you- I don't know- type differently! Not pork your relatives!!! #nsfw I assume.
Imagine me, overusing Oxford commas, like a tool. Is it even possible, that something more disdainworthy, could even exist?
Unrelated to any of that, I have an unwrapped slice of American cheese waiting for you at the office with absolutely nothing betwixt its folded layers.
i can understand that being the only post tagged gpoy but im surprised that its the only post turning up in the wizards tag. ive seen no less than half a dozen alternate versions of myself running around. youre telling me im the only one posting wizards? i dont believe you. youre lying. show me the wizard posts.
Reading House of Leaves is what I imagine getting metaphorically skullfucked by psionics has to feel like. I've never written down so many annotations trying to make sense of it all. Excellent read though, makes me wish my residence was as bloody interesting as theirs. Can't say I feel the same jealousy towards the life of Johnny Truant, though. Good fucking luck to that guy. #books #isitashameienjoywritingthesefrivolouslylonghashtags
i said no one do anything at all while i was away not add rechits to the site
My ultimate social dividends. Behold the new badge.
By George, who is that charming little horse thing?
does anybody still say gpoy in this decade? #gpoy #wizards #artappreciation https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/26/wizardjpg.png
THE CEO OF THI$ WEB$ITE HIGHKEY PUTTING IN THE WORRRRK. UPDATE$ ARE ROLLING OUT $O FA$T #DAYUM !!
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Good morning! The correct answer to what should top a pizza is either plain pepperoni, meat lover's with pineapple, or nothing. Enough with the vegetables and let us stop deluding ourselves.
Goodnight to all those with a thick enough hide to weather the opinions of strangers. The rest of you do what you will.
isnt it though? all of her dresses were gorgeous. maybe one of these days ill have some recreations made anyway. if only to have them. https://i.pinimg.com/236x/4c/96/e8/4c96e875d7d7ec9df644d9e3f3f84511.jpg
i saw the princess bride in theaters when i was a little girl and thought for sure when i got married id wear a dress just like buttercups. kept thinking that all the way through high school. never happened. still a beautiful dress though. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2b/0b/9c/2b0b9c360f89f196d593c84b345ff137.jpg
for a moment i was worried that i may be slightly too old for this site but then i saw a user with their age listed in the hundreds and im going to choose to believe them. so i think im fine actually.
Based on current iclinations. Subject to change. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91c141f38920.PNG
Remember to tune in to tonight's episode of Rumble for the halftime auction. All items sold are genuine, certifiable (former) possessions of my cohost. Bet your dollars and get your grubby hands on clothing, weapons, and other cherished knickknacks for whatever dubious purposes you hold. Proceeds will be donated to the charity for Consorts Without Grillz.
a human curious about your anatomy asks to learn you lay down in complete silence as they start exploring every single inch. asking questions while they poke and prod “does that feel good, y/n?” they finally ask “y-… y-yes…” you choke out (tags: troll/human, carapacian/human, anatomy discovery, nonsexual touching, shared exploration, inexperience, #nsfw, accidental, archive rating: E)
Not with hordes of house staff, nannies, governesses, private tutors and the like at my charge.
vvery wwell in that case alloww me to extend my flipper in a stately and most princelike manner towward @anthelionsAlysm since you saww fit to introduce us
your kismesis notices your suspicious interest in their weapon collection "what, y/n?" they laugh, the sound of metal unsheathing hitting your hear ducts and causing a chill to run over your body "i just... dont want you to use them on anyone else" you confess (tags: kismesissitude, kisfic, weaponplay, possessiveness, #nsfw, suggestive violence, archive rating: M)
Is absolutely no one going to check on @centaursTesticle ?? He seems to have been poisoned. ... It's making for some hilarious timeline fodder, but I'm bordering on concerned he'll croak. Just make sure whomever finds him deposits him somewhere I can access the cadaver, if you please. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8320cb97ab90.PNG
Mansion full of frogs and I'm the only one who can sing.
Hypothetically speaking, it would be me!
To settle a personal discussion I'm having. What is a reasonable number of children for a human woman to spawn in a period of twenty years. And don't exaggerate. This is a serious poll. ♥- 1 - 3 ♠- 4 - 6 ♦- 7 - 9 ♣- 10 - 12
i wwould suggest wwe make it ampora wweek just to add a little prestige on top but that wwould invvite certain other unsavvory characters that i think wwe can all agree do not need celebrated
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_jewann.png twagan ............. ok honestwy twagan doesnt weawwy wemembew why this pictuwe was taken ow how ..... but what twagan DOES know is that mistew mussew wooks sooooooo good in twagans cwothes !!!!!!!! evewybody shouwd weaw twagans cwothes !!!!!!!!!!! #twagan #twagansewehn #xywitow3hwaww #X3 #fashion #fashionicons #fashiontwends #yaaaaaay #uwu
sliding your fingers under the corners of your carapacian matesprits plating to feel just how supple and sensitive they are beneath (tags: human/carapacian, troll/carapacian, carapacian/carapacian, #rankmaidrequests, xenobiology, overstimuation, purring, hypersensitivity, #nsfw, suggestive, heavy petting, heavy plating, archive rating: M)
@caligulasAquarium @timaeusTestified#0414 Official summons to extend your social courtesies to @anthelionsAlysm as fellow Princes. You're both welcome in advance. Now giddyup! :B
Some of you should remain weak. #BringBackShame #PublicShamingisaCivicDuty
(goodness me, it's half past two in the morning here so I should really sleep, but I've been having a blast on here! Thanks for indulging my awful man and I'll see you all tomorrow)
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you remind me of someone i used to knowvw. i concede the tertiary vwictory, and i'll meet you on the battle grounds of your messages for wvwar. signed, your destruction. - the orphaner dualscar
The presence of shame indicates the existence of weakness. Strive to eliminate weakness. #KluTTWisdom #DailySeerTips
wvwherevwer i havwe been, i clearly should havwe stayed there. i'vwe steered myself into a right cesspool from wvwhat i can see. i knewvw i should havwe nevwer gotten a huskphone. - the orphaner dualscar
https://i.imgur.com/qltemR4.png Serendipity.
howvw the fuck do i turn off this stupid thing. anyone wvwho helps me delete my account wvwill earn treasure. - the orphaner dualscar
sensual facepainting with your clown matesprit straddling you as they paint you holy (tags: Reader/Purpleblood, clurch, religious themes, stay still, almost done, heavy make up, religious coercion, religious curiosity, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: This is a friendly reminder for all residents of Earth C to cast their votes today in their own kingdom's snap elections. A total of 118 seats for newly elected leaders are now open, following ten months of renovations to the Grand Hall's voting chamber, which included relocating the cafeteria, gift shop, and bathrooms to behind the live music and comedy lounge.
a human auspistice who is half the size of their other troll quadmates and just ends up getting pushed around while they mewl and whine trying to auspisticize hhh! (tags: size difference, toxic auspisticism, m/m/m, oh but f/f/f, oh and m/m/f, also m/f/f, troll/human, toxic quadrants, submissive auspistice, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
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fiiiiiiiinally one i can actually agree with
Anyway. That was a joke. My car is fine. I don't know which iteration of myself THAT fellow just sabotaged, but I am pretty certain my iteration of him is still in the dungeon where he belongs.
london update! i guess... i'm doing these everyday now... uh oh i think i saw the sky! uh, might have just been a blue airplane...
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I've finally made adequate enough progress on this project to feel comfortable sharing it. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/25/echodress.png
⤐https://files.catb⊕x.m⊕e/96l⊕pa.png #warri⊕r⊕fthemind #survive⊕rdie #shellfie
Witching hour up to answer emails before I hit the hay a second time. If you find yourself unable to interact with my profile, I do NOT want you to extrapolate any quantity of personal dislike from the mere gesture of my block. It is possible you merely differentiate from the iteration of you to which I am accustomed SO MUCH that you have become unrecognizable. It is also possible that you repeatedly posted your genitalia. Finally, I don't think I have the psychological sand to interact with Troll Wendy Williams, or whomever the hell these Alternian pop culture equivalent figures are. The existence of those accounts in particular are simply too silly for me to wrap my head around. That's all.
I like this.
"the r-refresh button wont change anything!" chittr cried, eyes rolled back and fingers gripping desperately at your shirt. "y/n... please... j-just let me take a small break. you wont stop pressing it! ill be good. ill be a good little chittr, i promise, y/n. just stop refreshing. i cant take it anymore!" "oh...?" you mutter, grabbing chittr's hands and guiding them above its head and into a harsh pin. "but sometimes... when i refresh... like this!" "kyaaaa~!" you chuckle and shake you head. "you show me exactly what i want to see..." (tags: reader/chittr, chittrverse, site/user, overstimulation, refreshplay, dominant reader, submissive site, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
"a-ah... please... b-be... gentle...!" chittr mewled pathetically. "t-too many requests... nngh..." "what? you cant handle it?" everyone smirked, cursers teasing idly over the send it. button. "please!" chittr wailed, twitching in its place. "youre going to have to be more convincing... i want to be here all night..." everyone muttered. (tags: website/user, overstimulation, too many posts, ramplay, serverplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
I think that perhaps everyone here should seek psychiatric help given the fact that we are all deeply addicted to chittr, myself included. What if we all did it together hand in hand like the worst support group known to man and troll alike.
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! If you need to god tier someone in a pinch, beat them to death with their own quest bed! #gore #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
YOU DO NOT KNOW SHIT. AND YOUR CREW SUCKS.
im not going to lie pvp being added has me feeling a little nervous... now so many eyes are on me... what if i post something that no one likes? were all rivals now... kind of like heated kismesissitude have you guys seen that show haha? or yurrii on ice maybe? (tags: heated kismesissitude, yuurii on ice, au, crossover, problematic leaderboard gap, archive rating: T)
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WELL WELL WELL. LOOK WHO'S FUCKING AWESOME. AS EXPECTED. THE HATERS CANNOT STOP THIS!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE TRUE POWER, OF AN ALPHA MALE! HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A6B5CAB74BD7.PNG
HATERS WILL SAY THIS IS "FAKED". HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/8943FB5071F3.PNG
sorry about my handwriting. actually, on second thought, maybe i should just type this out for screen readers and legibility anyway... i cant buy lipstick / in my favorite shade / there are no cosmetics / in the color of your hate black could never be so deep / no gloss ever match the sheen / two rich hues smeared between / hate-torn lips, my tongue, your teeth https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/24/mal_lyrics.jpg
nope, i want proper 60+ hunks.
ANOTHER DAY. ANOTHER MASTER PIECE. THIS ONE CALLED "VICTORY OVER THE DISGUSTING BITCH." BEHOLD. THE STRENGTH OF IT. THE ARTISTRY. REPRESENTING PERHAPS, ONE OF MY PROUDEST MOMENTS, AND GREATEST VICTORIES. MURDERING MY ADOMIDABLE, AWFUL, HORRIBLE BITCH OF A SISTER @URANIANUMBRA. THERE FORE ACHIEVING VICTORY IN OUR GAME. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. EXCELLENT MEMORIES. ANOTHER BAD ASS MOMENT, BY YOURS TRULY. THE ULTIMATE MAN GAKA. #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #DEADSISTER #SISTERKILLER #KILLER #FUCKINGBADASS #BADASS #AMAZINGINCREDIBLEART #KICKASSART #MANGA #MANGAART #ANIMEART #MUSCLES #MASCULINITY #BLOOD #DEATH #LORDENGLISH #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/74CC7B32E3C5.PNG
HERE IS BUT A SMALL PURVIEW, OF WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE ME. KEEP HATING, HATERS. I AM LAUGHING AT YOUR DUMB ASSES, ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK! HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!!!!!!!!! HTTPS://PREVIEWS.123RF.COM/IMAGES/INSPIRESTOCK/INSPIRESTOCK1402/INSPIRESTOCK140223529/26391520-MAN-WITH-A-LOT-OF-MONEY.JPG HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/736X/29/DE/B5/29DEB59AE7F75F753CD7DD345D87903E.JPG HTTPS://MEDIA.NBCNEWYORK.COM/2023/12/GETTYIMAGES-1524115540-1.JPG?QUALITY=85&STRIP=ALL&RESIZE=1200%2C675
BEHOLD, BITCHES AND HATERS. MY LATEST CREATION. AN EPIC RAP THE LIKES OF WHICH, YOU HAVE NEVER WITNESSED BEFORE. SET THE SCENE. PREPARE YOURSELVES. AND BE BLOWN AWAY. KILLING SISTERS, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. POST ON THE CHITTR. TELL MY HATERS THEY SUCK. PUT THESE DUMB FUCKS IN FRONT OF A TRUCK. WITH MY GUN. MY GANG. AND MY BITCHES. WE ARE NO SNITCHES. WE WILL PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE. FILL YOU WITH BULLETS. IN YOUR UGLY ASS FACE. LIVING LIFE. MAN GAKA. ALL DAY DRAWING ART. BECAUSE MY TALENT, IT IS OFF THE CHART. YOU WISH YOU WERE ME. BUT IT CANNOT BE. NOW YOU HAVE BEEN OWNED. YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING OWNED!!!!!!!!!!! #RAP #MUSIC #ART #AMAZINGART #AMAZINGSONG #AWESOMESONG #BADASSSONG #SONG #FUCKINGAWESOMESONG #KICKASSSONG #LYRICALGENIUS #SONGGENIUS #ARTISTICGENIUS #MASTEROFRHYMES #MASTEROFMUSIC
lots of ai chatter today on the tl! which means id like to talk about another favorite trope of mine: MACHINE X MEAT! (tags: wirepulling, wireplay, teach me to love, fix it fic, upgrades, physical enhancements, robophilia, #nsfw, angst,) i think a living being falling in love with a sentient piece of technology is so kawaii! especially when the robotic partner is gap moe in the way they handle learning to love their partner. hurt/comfort scenes (tags: hurt/comfort) are especially good with robot/nonrobot pairings due to all the fun details that come with repairplay (tags: repairplay) and trusting their nonrobot partner with such delicate pieces of their insides! AUTHORS NOTE this trope/dynamic is a very fun one to explore. fic reccomendations appreciated gomen! whats something you especiallly enjoy about these tension-filled pairing trope?
No. I did not summon him.
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Me and the girls sitting upon the shattered corpse of a false god.
Did you know? Lake Superior has a larger land mass than the entire country of Scotland.
reply to this post and rankmaid-senpai will personally go through your account and assign you your omegaverse role! ^_^ #nsfw in case anyone is curious i am an alpha and i have very sensitive receptors so not even suppressants are able to stop me from sniffing out an omega. multiple tests on me have yielded that i may be a new classification on my own (fic in the works) my ABOsona yumes with a few FOs and is nonsharing so dont bring that up it makes me uncomfy. also i am able to shift between roles depending on my mood.
Dead parents this, dead parents that. You can find your needs from other sources. #daddyissues #projection
london update, uh it's... grey out! does anyone on this site know what london is, other than the humans...
put my head in her demon core call that a louis slopin #nsfw
Kind of? There isn't any doubt in this case- she, as they say, can get it.
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... Yes, it seems you do. :B Your business and your taste. Feel free to keep me posted directly on your progress.
There's always a stark difference between those who worship at the Altar of Life/Hope/what have you and those who have a personal, professional, or political stake in the public-facing Creator personas. One is more... reverent, I suppose, but the latter makes for such superior conversation.
Not ideal. I'm familiar with the tactic. Errr. Right. Well, bully for you. I'd have offered to put you up somewhere, but at this point I never know which if you is off-planet and which are actually within my range of aid.
Been reading a particularly intriguing novel as of late. Storm Front by Jim Butcher. It's about a Chicago-based Wizard who solves crime. Not that the writing is anything to mail home about, nor are the characters, but I do find the magic system within to be quite interesting. Modern day settings aren't really my cup of tea, but I see no issue in trying something new from time to time. Am I supposed to give this a hashtag or something? I don't bloody know. #book #books #reading #ihavefuckingeyesandcanperceivewordsonapagebecauseimnotanilliterategit
You continue to have good opinions. Why are you homeless right now.
As aesthetically pleasing as a tall, decorative swirl of hearty buttercream looks atop a cupcake, several considerations are at play. Is the crumb of the cake substantial enough that the cupcake itself isn't top-heavy? You cannot simply rely on a foil liner to prevent the little dolt from flopping over. When you take a bite into dense frosting, you will find yourself underwhelmed by the base sponge. The whole experience is ruined!!! The simple truth of the matter is that you NEED a denser, richer cake base for tall frosting-toppers for both weight distribution and a cohesive textural experience. And if we're getting extremely controversial today, some of you are getting a little too gung-ho and WAY overfrosting your cupcakes. You can overfrost a cake for aesthetic purposes because you eat the slice with a fork, and can portion out your sponge-to-filling-to-frosting ratio with each bite. It is amateurish, but it's less of a hate crime. But when you are unwrapping a cupcake, and the swirl atop is plumb tall as your dadgum nose, HOW are you supposed to eat it? If you need a fork to attack what is meant to be a simple handheld treat, you have failed in its assembly and should be ashamed. Ok, my receptionist is telling me not to use the word ashamed. You have failed in its assembly and... I am very disappointed in you.
All miserable women do.
okay hi my STUPID IDIOT BROTHER decided to put up some SCANDALOUS THINGS but i return my lovelies xoxo #sorryaboutthat #punishmentwillbeswiftlygiven
SHE'S PISSED LMAOOO https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1bcefdefb915.jpg
i call this one "this milks all goopy when did you buy this" behold your posting fiend guys https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a66ba364926b.jpg
supposed to be working LOL im going to get so stoned back home https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/879201a28919.jpg
SIGHS. BITCHES AND WHORES, BLOWING UP MY DMS AS USUAL. JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF A BAD ASS. #ALPHAMALE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1C8F6F800F4F.PNG
Good morning, Chittr.
i don't go there but springtrap can get it #sorrynotsorry
Ms. Paint has successfully stopped the fires that occurred at The Felt estate. https://i.postimg.cc/FsFBQhfH/C196ACFE-43E9-4BC9-BF50-FE5231FA23CF.jpg #feltfires
After full investigation, Casey Felt was also witnessed to help stop the fires that occurred at the Felt Estate. https://i.postimg.cc/rFttsrtT/547C15C4-1D11-4CF3-A59A-1F1F9E7B0FF1.jpg #feltfires
Just got out of the theaters for a special screening of "Wherein a young man turns to the adult film industry to find acceptance and a surrogate family structure; He becomes incredibly successful at the endevour; At the turn of the decade the technological and cultural shifts as well as cocaine use and financial pressure destabilize interpersonal relationships; One character tries multiple times to open a hi-fi stereo company; After attempting to rob another man and in an high octane and high stress scenario the main characters all reconcile ." A fantastic film and a classic for a reason- this film it one of Troll Paul Thomas Anderson's greatest achievements on the silver screen. The themes of legacy, fame, ego, the rise-and-fall cycle, the dark side of the American dream. It's a movie not just about adult entertainment- but about Hollywood itself. About how celebrity could break or transform you. Not to mention it's ensemble cast of characters, including the greatest actor of this or any generation; Troll Phillip Seymour Hoffman. A fantastic film, and I encourage you to go out of your way to watch it.
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_eviwon.png aaaaah memowies ..... this photoshoot with my bestie @injudiciousCuwinist was soooo fun !!! those days of campaigning togethew fow the sway ow nay contest wiww wive in my bwood pushew fow the west of my wife ... (dont wowwy about the siwwy widdwe caption thewe ...... just a itty bitty injoke uwo)
The imitation, reflected through the lens of jealousy and malice, will never shine as brightly as the awful, awful original.
wwhen the rustblood at the local FLARP meet brings a stickball club to a gun fight and you lowwcondesceuinely havve to hit them wwith that aristocratic stare
HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. IMPETUOUS LITTLE WHORE.
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#nowplaying Bitter Dose - Wynton Marsalis
#nowplaying I Palindrome I - They Might Be Giants #mommyissues
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING. Thank you, AA. You at least seem to have a solid noodle on your shoulders.
I dreamed I was a pupa, crawling on the sodden earth; then I awoke. Now I wonder: Am I a god who dreamt of being a pupa, or a pupa dreaming that I'm a god? My mailman couldn't provide a definitive answer. #DefundthePostalService #OpenSchools
Sad to let you know, but when Nietzsche killed God in the 1870s, His corpse fell on and suffocated Bigfoot. Troll Bigfoot might still be alive though.
i got a torque generator with your name on it ;3
yoyokind! i'm a master trickster with em hehehe
HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1F0F751AE878.PNG WHEN I KILL YOUR DUMB ASS DEAD. IT WILL LOOK LIKE THIS. PS : WHAT KIND OF A DUMB BITCH. GETS THE TITLE OF PRINCE? HAA HAA HAA. HOO HOO HOO!
(hits a super cool dance move) #justwomeninstemthings
As part of the Carapace Kingdom's administrative leadership, as much as I dislike the term, I suppose I should inform you all of an event we'll be hosting over the weekend: Springmas. We'll have a big feast open to any of the three other kingdoms, we'll decorate the Springmas Tree, light a fire and watch the vaguest of Christmas Movies, such as Sleepless in Seattle and Die Hard.
All this ambassador talk. Since I'm the only one of my particular source here, I officially declare me not one of those. I speak for myself only.
JUST LOST MY JOB AS AMBASSADOR WHICH MEANS I GET SEVERANCE PAY!! WOOOO! GRIST SPLURGE BABY #freeman #unemployedwarrior #betamalewinning #mentalhealthmatters #humanswag
=^owo^= what are you even doing. i need 10 sweeps of a gap at least to feel something.
You all need better taste. Literally any other older man. Please.
☆ holy fuck maybe we do have some common ground
Of course it's dark, it's coffee. What are you trying to do here.
twagan doesnt undewstand dependencies on stimuwants wike coffee and enewgy dwinks to stay awake ........ twagan is high on wife !!!!!!!!!!! and maybe a teeeeeensy weensy itsy bitsy bit of sugaw ...... uwo
I need another coffee.
My last nugget of wisdom. The truth of oneself can be very specific, if one wills it to be. Statements such as, I am gay, I am straight, I am a man, I am a woman, these are statements about an individual that gain strength through the power of belief we invest in them. You imbue identity into the truth of who you are, identity does not define you first. You define identity.
Unwillingness to understand oneself and pursue ones own truth.
From #FF0000 to #FF3500 is an acceptable range.
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Please fight. All of you. It would be so great if you did that.
So true.
Incredibly, the Empire has never heard of a PR team.
I am told that this platform is the current nexus of interspecies communication, which means it will inevitably become a theater for both insight and spectacularly preventable nonsense. I suppose that makes it worth observing. Your collective presence here is... Impressive, if sometimes exhausting. The trolls' presence here is both historically improbable and, in some cases, alarmingly enthusiastic; I trust they'll bring their usual flair for confrontation, but perhaps temper it with a marginal interest in coherence. Whereas, humans have survived yet another existential upheaval, only to arrive at a place where our primary concern is once again what strangers think of us! Our resilience remains as baffling as it is consistent. I am pleased to see that the boundaries between categories of being continue to erode, with the continued presence of sprites, carapaces, and consorts. It suggests that identity is becoming less of a prison and more of an ongoing negotiation, which is, at the very least, interesting. As for me, I will be here intermittently. Watching, occasionally commenting, and attempting to extract meaning from what is, more often than not, an elaborate collage of contradictions.
=^owo^= My... "friend" would like to ask if there are any older men on this platform.
tHis tHing sEEms to work At LEAst, but wHAt's tHE point ExActLy?