(| ok so basically, the ranking goes like this: |) 1. bronze (perfect balance of fat and muscle. works with animals so good diet) 2. olive (a little more gamey than bronze but still serviceable) 3. jade (a Rare Treat. but when you get it the quality of the Meat is obvious) 4. violet (not everyone is into the fishy taste but i honestly don't mind) 5. cobalt (some people think it's better than bronze but i disagree) 6. rust (very cheap but definitely mediocre. poor diet and really chewy) 7. teal (very bland. diet consists mainly of Junk Food so not very nutritious) 8. purple (tastes funny. will get you Zooted As Hell so not for the weak) 9. gold (honestly just tastes gross and burnt usually. bad diet too) 10. indigo (really good diet but inedibly tough. impossible to enjoy) (| i'm not especially picky though. these are just objective rankings |)
I do take some slight offense to the placement of Rust, but I am hard-pressed to disagree with your opinions regarding Jade. It truly is a rare treat.
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(| what are you talking about dude? Lunch Breaks are absolutely safe for work |)
(| look man there are always exception to the rule but rusties are just kind of better for other stuff. like Grubsauce |)
(| yeah that checks out actually. stews aren't normally my thing but if i get a chance i'll try it out |)