(| i'm not here to be ranked number one in anything except Loving Meat. seems like i still don't have any competition there honestly. |)
(| damn right it is. damn i'm starving for one of those Heavenly Franks right now. thinking about the feeling of that Hot Meat filling me up... gives me honkfiend welts haha |)
/╲/ ( I ALSO ENJOY MEAT!!!!!!!! MOST PARTICULARLY STEAK BUT ALL PROTEINS ARE EXCELLENT!!!!! ) /╱\
I've barrely been eating all winterr. Feels like I cøuld eat a whøle beefgrrub nøw. Guess I gøtta turrn øn the grrill beførre the førrge.
(| Steak Platters are ok. but what they have in taste they lack in ease and portability. i've never seen a dude walk around with a Meat Slab nestled in their hand. if a drone showed up for you you wouldn't be able to take it with you. far inferior to the sweet simplicity of the Oblong Meat Product |)