Diemen Xicali
@dogloverXtraordinaire
(| got that Dog in me |)
(| absolutely gorged myself on Multiple Thick Weenies and passed out for a whole night. had a fucked up daymare where my lusus looked at me with a smile full of gnarled teeth and asked me if i wanted to know my future before i woke up covered in sweat. those Dogs might have been a little too expired |)
Nah th3m2 ju2t th3 hot dog 2w3at2 broth3r you'll b3 alright
(| pretty sure i'm more than aware of the many different varieties of Meat Sweats dude. of course i'll be alright. still feel like i dived the wrong dumpster though |)
The #meat of the day is the humble flat iron steak. Sometime called a butler steak, this tender morsel comes from the top blade; which itself comes from the chuck shoulder clod. It has the tenderness of a filet mignon, but the price point of a top sirloin cap. While with practice you can get a yield of about 50% when breaking it down, you can easily grind the trim material to make a delightful ground chuck blend.
(| holy shit finally someone posting about #Meat. took long enough for this website to start getting good |)
URGENT. LARGE GREEN MAN PURSUING ME VIOLENTLY. APPEARS INVULNERABLE. NICE BURGUNDY BOWLER HAT. ADVICE NEEDED
youAre go'ngTo d'eMan.
@dogloverXtraordinaire what is your involvement in this
(| not even how my name is spelled. sorry you're about to die man but i just woke up in a smelly alleyway filled with Garbage. can't help you |)
why is my number one most suggested sfw publicly stunt "eat a hotdog" / i can't tell if this is a prank or not
(| sounds like tourists to me. anyone who would try to enjoy Mouthwatering Sausage vicariously is a filthy casual. real Dogheads know nothing beats the firsthand experience of getting Meat in your Mouth |)
(| hell yeah that'll show em. nobody is entitled to see your Private Enjoyment of that Hot, Hot Meat |)
>its come to my attention that everyone wants what i have: >my ugly woman >im starting the auction at 20 cents and a hot dog >winner takes all
(| why would anyone relinquish a Magnificent Banger for that |)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS BLESSED US UP WITH HORNS SO YOU GOT HANDLEBARS WHEN YOU GO RIDING #nsfw
(| i feel kinda filthy. oh well. anything for that Premium Meat |)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NEED ME A FAT LOWBLOOD SHAWTY THAT MAKE NOISES LIKE A FIGHTING GAME CHARACTER GETTING K.O'D #needthat #nsfw
computter. jocks in lacy pantties. computter do you hear me #nsffw
(| hey dude good luck on that. rooting for you |)
(| i'm not here to be ranked number one in anything except Loving Meat. seems like i still don't have any competition there honestly. |)
(| damn right it is. damn i'm starving for one of those Heavenly Franks right now. thinking about the feeling of that Hot Meat filling me up... gives me honkfiend welts haha |)
/╲/ ( I ALSO ENJOY MEAT!!!!!!!! MOST PARTICULARLY STEAK BUT ALL PROTEINS ARE EXCELLENT!!!!! ) /╱\
(| Steak Platters are ok. but what they have in taste they lack in ease and portability. i've never seen a dude walk around with a Meat Slab nestled in their hand. if a drone showed up for you you wouldn't be able to take it with you. far inferior to the sweet simplicity of the Oblong Meat Product |)
name one thing better than watching two boys dryhump on the loungeplank during a party! you cant! (tags: exhibitionism, outercourse, #nsfw, but what if someone sees us, spoiler: someone sees them, archive rating: M)
(| so real. nothing gets the Oblong Meat Products cooking faster than a scene like that |) (| #nsfw |)
SMOKING ON THAT MEGA PAN DESTROYER KUSH. TYPE OF SHIT TO MAKE YOU SEE DEMONS, EXCEPT TO ME, THATS JUST REGULAR SHIT. #SUBSTANCEA
(| man. that shit would genuinely kill me. but what a way to go |)
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have a quadrant. However that is not my path, so be it. Ego sum ira Domini.
Anybody that says "crime doesn't pay" is a liar and a food. Crime pays immensely. It just also comes with the most mind-numbing paperwork Paradox Space can conjure.
(| honestly i'd probably agree with this even if you did mean Food. man i'm hungry |)
pouring borax on my firepit in the hopes of making the fire green * it ended up green but i think i mightve poisoning myself * fucking idiot *|
thats actually fucking crazy send pics of the fire lmao
(| not even anywhere close to the dumbest way i've poisoned myself. get on my level |)
do not recommend *| https://i *imgur *com/kisqsjv *png|
(| would totally cook some Spitroast Weenies over this bad boy. no doubt |)
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(| kinda based. done something like this at a Circuit Party once except i wasn't really tied up. still pretty chill though, would recommend |) (| #nsfw |)
looking for more good side dishes to pair with my grubsteak , any suggestions ? ( NO SALADS ! ! ! #SaladIsMurder ) = ^ _ ^ =
(| a Juicy Frank goes with pretty much everything. it even goes well with nothing at all |)