Ms. Diamonds Droog.: "Anybody that says "crime doesn't pay" is a liar and a food.…"

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Ms. Diamonds Droog.

5 months ago

Diamonds Droog.

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lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

@draconianDignitary[DD]

Anybody that says "crime doesn't pay" is a liar and a food. Crime pays immensely. It just also comes with the most mind-numbing paperwork Paradox Space can conjure.

Kult: +72

Kull: +65

Total: 137

Ratio: 1.11

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KARKAT

5 months ago

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

FOOD.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Biscuits

5 months ago

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Tips Dripping

Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.

@imBiscuits[IB]

THIS MUCH IS TRUE THEY DONT LET ME DO THE PAPERWORK THOUGH THEY SAY IM "FUNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE" AND "CANT SPELL WORDS TO SAVE YOUR LIFE YOU STUPID HAT WEARING PALOOKA"

SPADES VON

5 months ago

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@spadesSlick[SS]

haha "food". they should call you dyslexic droog.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

nesben offale

5 months ago

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@nesbenNesben[NN]

can nesben be food too

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Tekras Iszovh

5 months ago

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A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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Reverified

A user of reestablished repute.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= paperwork is for those. incapable of tearing up paper dramatically in front of their boss or figurehead. and storming out of the venue. to do further crime. ="