Anybody that says "crime doesn't pay" is a liar and a food. Crime pays immensely. It just also comes with the most mind-numbing paperwork Paradox Space can conjure.
THIS MUCH IS TRUE THEY DONT LET ME DO THE PAPERWORK THOUGH THEY SAY IM "FUNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE" AND "CANT SPELL WORDS TO SAVE YOUR LIFE YOU STUPID HAT WEARING PALOOKA"
"= paperwork is for those. incapable of tearing up paper dramatically in front of their boss or figurehead. and storming out of the venue. to do further crime. ="