LOUIZZ VA$PRI
@asanineTemptation
LIVE HARD, LOVE HARD, LIFE HARD. AND $EX IT UP ALL THE WAY, BABY. HE/HIM
#ERIDANWEEK #CATERING LOWKEY #$UCK$. EVERYTHING I$ $HAPED LIKE HI$ FACE? I EITHER GOTTA MAKE OUT WITH OR LOBOTOMI$E THE$E ERIDANNUT$ (ERIDAN DONUT$) DEPENDING ON WHICH $IDE I APPROACH FROM.
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The Carb.o°nated Caravanserai c.o°mes with a N.o° Eridan Shapes guarantee the .o°nly stall here which managed t.o° get a license f.o°r such
OKAY, THAT I$ TRUE. BUT ALL THE FUCKING CHIP$ ARE $HAPED LIKE HI$ HAIR $WOOP.
AND THAT'$ WHY I ALWAY$ GO TO YOU FOR MY MOUNTAIN $PEW. DAP ME UP
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,..,i was so looking forward 2 a pina colada...,..,
i'm on the run until further notice. someone feed karkat while i'm gone. #eridanweek
IM $URE YOU'VE GOT A KNIFE UNDER A ROCK ON THE FRONT PORCH I CAN U$E TO JIMMY THE DOOR OPEN. DO YOU WANT YOUR KITKAT FED OR WHAT?
LI$TEN, MAN. I DON'T EVEN FUCKING WANT THE BU$TED BOUNCY CA$TLE. I COULD BUY A HUNDRED BOUNCY CA$TLE$. IF YOU DON'T WANT ME KEEPING YOUR KID/WARD/CAPTIVE/WHATEVER ALIVE BY FEEDING IT 500 CIGARETTE$. YOU CAN DO THAT.
God, why are people actually even going to Eridan Week? Didn't zomeone fucking die and get rezurrected? What are we doing?
The bounce house is currently being repaired. First individual to #killspadesslick will INHERIT the bounce house after #eridanweek has concluded. How would you like to be #bouncingonit for years to come? @spadesSlick#8817 #violence
Are you #bouncingonit at #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28c0852979c4.png
if you eat your hotdogs without anything on them just know i am judging you and i will do a drive-by ketchup squirt onto your dog so dont try that shit near me
yeah he wvas alwvays telling me to clean my room and shit
(Uh) She said she hates my hat (Ooh) There ain't never been a girl so hateful... Think I just met an angel #AnAngel
:33 < I f33l like people furrget i'm already an older kitty... My time for love is a bit beyond me, h3333..
DON'T MEAN THE CANDY AIN'T $TILL $WEET. ;)
:33 < What a scandalous thing to say! Don't thiNK i wont write about you just because it's about me X3
I'D BE HONOURED TO BE THE $UBJECT OF ANY OF *YOUR* ARCTICLE$, M$ LEIJON. THE MORE $ALACIOU$ THE BETTER ;)
TROLL BRUNO MAR$ I$ KINDA THE NEW TROLL JE$U$ IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. DIED AWE$OMELY THEN CAME BACK. THE $UFFERER I$ *$O* LA$T $WEEP.
THI$ MIGHT MADE CROCKER GOD, $INCE $HE BROUGHT HIM BACK, YEAH.
Has anybody seen Roxy (Roxy)
ive spoken to some trolls who really fetishize human bulges but i havent spoken personally to a human who is obsessed with bulge and also nook as well but im mainly talking about bulge (tags, Human/Troll, bulge and nook, human bulge, dick as one would call it, cock as one would call it, anatomy, #nsfw, alien anatomy, archive rating: M)
yes they are nonprehensile isnt that funny