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YOU WOULDN’T KNOW TRUE TASTE IN CINEMA IF IT RIPPED YOUR FRONDS OFF AND STUCK THEM IN YOUR WASTE CHUTE!
The Carb.o°nated Caravanserai c.o°mes with a N.o° Eridan Shapes guarantee the .o°nly stall here which managed t.o° get a license f.o°r such
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Tell me about it, mew~ reminds me of my cousin he does that shit too, it's especially weird eating a steak in the shape of a family member, mew~ 💖✨
take it to the next naturall step, shove it all in a bllender and make an eridan goop. god knows hes been begging for it his wholle llife
If you crush it first you just get a dough blob, it is a bit messier though
concept: being edged so long you literally cant stop your bulge from slipping into your own nook completely debasing yourself while you let out panicked and humiliated squeals for them to look away, struggling against the restraints on your wrists and ankles they just laugh and lean closer to watch (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Troll/Troll, Troll/Carapacian, humiliation, extreme denial, degradation, pitchcoded but quad unmentioned, #nsfw, voyeurism, edging, bondage, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating, E)
,..,i was so looking forward 2 a pina colada...,..,
,..,midnight marg time is later who is joining,..,
brief question, is there a bounty on my head or do people just want to kill me? i must know if money is a motivator in this.
> f1r2t ch1t ever wr1tten wh1le #bounc1ngon1t #er1danweek <
> ok the trampol1ne2 have been 2et up #BOUNC1NGON1T re2tored #er1danweek <
dØ yØu ever feel like a bØuncy hØuse, drifting thrØugh the wind, wanting tØ bØunce again? #eridanweek
KISS ME ON MY HOT MOUTH I'M FEELING ROMANTICAL.
,..,the #bouncingonit was the friends we made along the way,..,
Hey, #chittr! Catch me at #eridanweek. 305 to Worldwide!daleee
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Are you #bouncingonit at #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28c0852979c4.png
the gØØd things always happen tØ sØmeØne else :(
are you proud of me seahorsedad, out there in the great beyond? fuck you seahorsedad
jUST WON, a SEAHOOFBEAST PLUSH, aT #eRIDANwEEK, i GOT A LOT OF, tICKETS FROM THE, wHACK-AN-eRIDAN, mACHINE,
Literally, -allyyyyy (Uh!)
r u breas+ing b00bily 0r b00by breas+ing? b0yz all0wed 2 answer 2!! #phil0s0phy #nsfw
concept: feeling your matesprits hands travel through the sopor to wrap around your body in your shared recuperacoon pressing their hips against you from behind, your sleepiness pulling you in and out of consciousness "you dont care if i...?" they mumble in a slow and desperate voice you shake your head tiredly, dozing back off in the comfort of the slime as you feel them spread your legs a bit wider for use (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, soporplay, shared recuperacoon, somno, free use matespritship, archive rating: E)
:33 < I f33l like people furrget i'm already an older kitty... My time for love is a bit beyond me, h3333..
Glad to be back, baby (Yeahhh, oooh)
it iz w a heavy pusher i prezzent 2 u mai tribute 4 da lineup buddy @twentyfourCarat c u on da othaside bruthaaaa https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dca90c3e3895.png
"#eridanweek day 1: flush*/pale" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Eridan Ampora/Reader, flushfic, chitfic, a walk on the beach, chittr mention, fluff, tsundere!eridan, #imcoming, writing prompt, archive rating: G) eridan had called you here to meet by the shore it was a strange thing! he was usually quite dismissive of your extended attempts at friendships, liking his chittr posts and commenting on what you could he didnt always reply, but he was always sending a like your way regardless there was always a flutter in your blood pusher when that notification appeared in your inbox the dm was unexpected but accepted nonetheless you gave a small wave and a happy smile when he approached, his eyes low and a nasty little grimace on his face "oh... is something wrong?" you asked, feeling nervousness begin to rise "wwhat? no nothins wwrong" he responded plainly with fluttering fins, brushing his fingers through his hair and purposefully avoiding looking at you you walk along the shore getting to know more about each other he says that hed been admiring your brash nature online, that he enjoyed the way you spoke your mind and cared little for the disagreements in your replies seemingly out of nowhere, the thick acidic scent of rain fills your senses, and droplets of slightly stinging rain begin to pour down on the two of you you feel eridan move in a bit closer, reaching for his cape and slowly arching an arm over you to protect you from the rain you bring your gaze up to ask him what he was doing, but you realize he was already looking at you red hearts held within wide eyes, cheeks flushed a deep violet, nothing but admiration on his sharp features he immediately flicks his face away with closed eyes and a tight frown to pretend he hadnt been caught as you continue to walk protected by his cape, flushed feelings swim between the two of you "i had a fine time but i wwould havve preferred it hadnt started fuckin rainin" "maybe next time we could hang out at my place?" you ask sheepishly "yeah wwhatevver maybe" you cant wait for the next notification notes: my eridan is quite sweet and gentle but i understand there are many different eridans so this is my take on a tsundere!eridan happy #eridanweek #imcoming
guys #eridanwweek aint all about me not fully its about music its about art its about thrillin neww product lines from crockercorp CEO @gutsyGumshoe #amporacoin troll cher
Anyone Who Grew Up On Alternia Would Hear Tales Of Her Massive Propensity Towards Violence Against Troll Celine Dion And Assorted Others Its Very Standard Fare For Us At This Point
ive spoken to some trolls who really fetishize human bulges but i havent spoken personally to a human who is obsessed with bulge and also nook as well but im mainly talking about bulge (tags, Human/Troll, bulge and nook, human bulge, dick as one would call it, cock as one would call it, anatomy, #nsfw, alien anatomy, archive rating: M)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I JUST SMOKED A WHOLE BAG OF GHOST PEPPER CRACK, THEY GOT ME IN A STATE OF RIGOR MORTIS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SEND DUDES.
lmao wtf is happ3ning b3hind th3 m3dical t3nt at #3ridanw33k do3s this ha<3 to do with th3 #trollbrunomars stuff? https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/96c0f9702825.png
Hello Everyone. folloWing Last Night’s Shit ShoW I’ll Be Sending Out Free 6-packs Of Troll PoWerade To Anyone Who Needs Help Dealing With The Hangovers. #substance #eridanWeek #areyouallokay?
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/6R9S2X.PNG ALL OF THESE BLASTED YOUNG'INS ARE POSTING THEIR FITS FOR THIS #ERIDENWEEK. MY CLOCK KNOCKER OF AN EMPRESS SAID I SHOULD SHARE MY FINEST WEARS
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/KUQ6MY.PNG OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE LUSSI OF TROLL BRUNO MARS. WE DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT NEW AGE HOKUM BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. IGNORE MY GRACIOUS LADY LOVE SHE SAW SOME CHILD SLIP ON SOME BLOOD TRYING TO GET TO THE STAGE #ERIDANWEEK #VIOLENCE #TRAGEDY
The Rumor Come Out: Does Troll Bruno Mars is Alive? Troll Bruno Mars is alive is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2026, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his alive. At that time he became the massive social networking rumor. The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his music career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this singer revealed himself as risen like Human Jesus. Do you still believe or not, this rumor is really much talked by people even in a person of his fans.
first they came for green markiplier and we did not speak out and now? they'VE come for troll bruno mars........
As a PI, I would never advocate for violence or murder. Whether that is of celebrities, CEOS, or people who only kind of annoy you. However,
People Do Not Understand That I Am Simply A Sensitive Troll Who Understands And Sympathizes With Lowbloods. In Fact, You Are All Just Bloods To Me. I Am 6'0" By The Way.
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I caṅ cȯṅfirm.. That ṅipplės Arė supėr cȯȯl…
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Lik£ SAM£. OMFG
yknovw wvhy is it that all hemoanonymous/mutant babes are flat as hell no tits no ass no nothing #nsfwv except \/\/\/
I am legalizing Gay Marriage 2.
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please explain the yuri mandate / do i need to kiss my matesprit
#RarityShouldBeAllowedToKillTheOtherHoofbeatsWithHammers
i cant watch that gay hockey show because there isnt even a jockstrap locker room scene. literally how can you have a gay sports media without a palpably homoerotic jockstrap locker room scene where theyre practically *millimeters* away from having passionate sweaty gay sex over the bench like come onnnn #nsfw
theyre going go flatten me with a steamroller make my ass flat stanley flying out the window like a mcdonalds napkin #bars
Lik£, anyon£ hav£ any fighting tips. #b££fingonit #£ridanw££k #imcoming #trampolin£
MORE YURi NOW! i’D KiSS SO MANY GiRLS iF i HAD LiPS
take mY prong and i;ll make Yoчr hole weak ;) #nsfw
WHH47Z 4 GUY G0774 D0 70 G37 H15 8ULG35 573PP3D 0N?? #N5FW #F337
#He blocked me as if I won’t sign his big indigo ass up to receive ruffiannihilator recruitment promotions five times a night. This flirting shit easy #WhenTheyGoLowGoLower
Out of respect for my friends whose grandmothers were blown up with bazookas, I will refrain from #Coming to #KablowWeek.
Lik£, mor£ old lusus pictur£s!<3 https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/lususpic2.png https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/0725f0£d8£b589633f2328£acbb08d26_1.png
test your bulge in a paper shredder first, and you'll probably get a similar result. ((ooc: tone non serious))
oH, oKAY,
x( aw... i'm so sorry... i hope u feel better abt it soon,,,
↘️oh my god, it is such a horror to witness the attack recorded and also posted above.↘️ ↗️THE MADNESS NEVER ENDS.↗️
oH, nO! aRE THEY, oKAY?
is it rude to say thats kinda fucking awesome
↗️I DON'T KNOW WHAT #ERIDANWEEK IS.↗️ ↘️#imcoming.↘️ ↗️OKAY.↗️
Really love how my banner is cut off. At least you can still read it.
breakfast ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8186fe179fe5.png
#imcoming to #eridanweek ! 0v0 DAY ONE: FLUSH / PALE DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE DAY THREE: HURT/COMFORT / WHUMP DAY FOUR: PITCH / ASHEN DAY FIVE: MAGIC / SCIENCE DAY SIX: GUNPLAY / WANDPLAY DAY SEVEN: MARCH / COSPLAY writing prompt itinerary: @captiousGestures (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, eridan week, daily writing prompts, archive rating: E)
i just wanna play... don't wanna do nuthin else..
it may be #eridanwveek #imcoming but its #theswveepofcronus
hello! i am interested in participating in #eridanweek but i cannot seem to find the prompts anywhere 0o0 if someone could send me the prompt list that would be appreciated arigatou! (tags: Eridan Ampora & The Rankmaid, #eridanweek, writing prompts, #nsfw, archive rating: ♒︎)
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
nyways gunna wake n bake gotta git myself redy 4 da nite yanno? #substance
I can lik£, always w£ar mor£ <3 DM m£. LOL ;P
Additionally- official announcement post soon, but DO NOT forget to chit #imcoming to the official #eridanweek festivities.
Lik£, m£ and th£ b£sti£! #£ridanw££k #imcoming https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration94.png
i swear to god if my fucking switch charger doesnt work with my shit im going to beat someone
↗️MY DETRACTORS AND HATERS WILL FIND THEMSELVES AGOG WITH THE INFORMATION THAT I HAVE RECEIVED A VERIFICATION BADGE, HONORING MY LOYALTY AND ALSO GRACE IN STEELING THE LADDER OF BUSINESS.↗️ ↘️if you are preparing your greasy typestumps on your keyboard, ready to leave a disparaging comment against me, please denote the badge.↘️ ↗️AND MAYBE THINK TWICE.↗️ ↘️it's all coming up wrothe.↘️ ↗️WE ARE POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLES WHEN THE GROWL JONES IS UP TONIGHT.↗️
https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/53c2484777f6.png w3 4r3 b31ng g1v3n som3 opt1ons. 1 4m unsur3 wh4t to choos3.
// fuck you I love instagram reels
Good morning, everyone. Apologies for my inactivity, I've been spending all my time analyzing every pixel of the My Little Pony movie.
h3y chittr how many of u would approach th3 girl with th3 croptop at th3 bar? or would u just buy h3r a drink? trying to figur3 out my fit for th3 day
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DRAGGED THE OPPS FROM THE BACK OF A CLOWN CAR FOR THREE SWEEPS, MUTHAFUCKERS WERE LOOKING LIKE A RESIDENT EVIL 5 EXTRA WHEN I WAS DONE WITH THEM, THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #violence
i Watched I Saw The Tv Glow, It Was Good So I .... Hm. I Need To Think On This One.
I d.o° n.o°t liike y.o°u @gratuit.o°usAnnuity but y.o°u kind .o°f l°o.o°ked in the thr.o°es .o°f despair and it made me feel bad s.o° I created this and iit made me feel better https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/eaa84e7d65f8.png
Phi made c⓪ffee f⓪r me n⓪t t⓪ sweet and just the perfect am⓪unt ⓪f milk, she kn⓪ws h⓪w t⓪ treat a direct⓪r, lead r⓪le neg⓪tiated! C⓪ngratulati⓪ns
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i had a great time at the con / i only got recognized twice which is nice / i love my fans but sometimes i just wanna relax and be not famous
wwho knowws wwe might see this one at #eridanwweek
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TYPE OF POST THAT MAKES A MUTHAFUCKER DIZZY. HANDSOME SUMBITCH.
EXTRA EXTRA! LOCAL GILF @nannaEgbert Won MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN EVER AWARD
whatif i tried again Thea said i forogt to the. period https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/DANCEPARTYYY.gif
:33< *the mighty huntress walks across mewre post furking it up real bad*
"THI$ ON£$ GOOD. L£T$ PO$T IT."
"AND HIT $£ND IT."
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good puns an good humor = makins of a good guppy
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა you ever see someone so hot you have to throw up because me
D --> The opps are coming around to me
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isnt it crazy that if tou put a tilde in what youre typing it makes your brain narrator say it way more fruity
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BLASTING PHONK WHEN LAYING PIPE TO MAKE SURE I HIT EVERY BEAT ON THE TRACK. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ANY OTHER DEADLIFTERS ON CHITTR? GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU.
Lik£, proof or you'r£ lik£. Making it up
HAHA lik£. L£t m£ s££?
Lik£, proof?
he ♯chit his ♯pants ♯😭😭😭
Lordy lord lord... No, please do not mistake me. These were all facets of the movie that I enjoyed thoroughly. I found Walter and Johnny to be the most captivating characters on screen for the majority of the movie. Also, Bianca was DRESSED DOWN the entire time. Unfortunately, Marnie fell a little bit flat for me but I believe that is within the spirit of the Self-Insert nature that comes with these Twilight rip-offs.
Louizz... I legitimately could not keep my eyes open. I was being hunted across electronic borders. #Maybe4/5 #Ididenjoythefilm
ITS CRACK OR BE CRACKED. and im crackin #nsfw
BASHING MY FACE IN WOULD BE AN AMAZING TREAT #NSFWE
↗️DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT.↗️
Google! Show me semi nude ladies, please
↗️I HAVE BEEN OFFERED COUNTLESS PROMOTIONS IN MY TIME.↗️ ↘️all denied.↘️ ↗️WHY?↗️ ↘️what is the most foundational part of any stepcase? when you look at a horizontal bar graph, what are your bulbs first drawn to?↘️ ↗️THE BOTTOM STEP.↗️
Hi Everyone!!!!!! Welcome ♰o Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r!!!! Message Me A Link ♰o A Pos♰ You Find Funny ( Or A Screensho♰ ) And I'll Share I♰! I Wan♰ ♰o Make A Collec♰ion Of ♰he Funnies♰ Pos♰s On Here!!!! Le♰ Me Know If You Have Any Ques♰ions :)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS WHAT I'M SAYIN!
Banger.
"now it's two o'clock the club is closed, we're up the block your hands on me i'm pressin' hard against your jeans your tongue in my mouth tryin' to keep the words from comin' out you didn't care to know who else may have been you before" #lyrics #trollbrighteyes #nsfw #angst
mчkbang when babe
~lucky
id try it tb h
↗️IF I SEE THE TAG #FUNEMPLOYED AGAIN, I MAY BE SICK ALL OVER MY NEW LASER POINTER.↗️ ↘️direct yourself to goregle and look up positions for bottom feeders and lowlives who still suckle from their lusii's lowhanging mammaries.↘️ ↗️THERE WILL BE AT LEAST SEVEN JOB APPLICATIONS WITH YOUR NAME ON IT, SPECIFICALLY.↗️
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOOOOOOOO I KNOW THAT MUTHAFUCKER THEY REAL AS SHIT.
Lik£, scr£w you. S££ you lik£, soon though?
seeing people talk about their lusii is honestly kind of bloodpusher warming #gross stay unhappy chittr
While I pride myself on my ability to accept, although not necessarily agree, with every Alternian’s opinions, some of you make it quite difficult.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY FIT SO FRESH, MY CHUCKLEVOODOO SO POTENT, HOW DO I DO IT? COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF NARCOTICS. #substance
🎦 very exciting newz u guyz!!! in collaboration with the simpsons (YES *THE* SIMPSONS) ill be "eating my shorts" on stream later 2nite!!!!!! make sure u tune in bcuz there might be a VERY special guest appearance partway through (ay caramba!)
Lik£, fuck. It' lik£ fucking working too. UGH
#substance im sooo drnnking latr 2dy
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Paych£ck lik£, just cam£ in! Tim£ to lik£, sp£nd it all on cloth£s and lik£, b£g Cl£mti for mor£ mon£y aft£r!! <3 #yay #grinds£t :P
Mfs will lik£, do cocain£ but b£ lik£, scar£d of b£ing in lik£, a d£dicat£d blackrom r£lationship. If you s££ this you lik£, know who you ar£. #substanc£
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BROUGHT A LEGISLACERATOR BACK TO MY HIVE, HIT THAT SHIT SO GOOD FROM THE BACK I HAD SHAWTY RECITING ALTERNIAN LAW IN TONGUES. #nsfw
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OKAY. CRISIS NARROWLY AVERTED. MAYBE I JUMPED THE GUN BY GETTING SOLLUX TO TRY AND RUN A DIAGNOSTIC ON MY HUSKTOP. HE DEFINITELY SAW THE YAOI I WAS READING.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BAGGED A JADEBLOOD IN THE CAVERNS DURING DRONE INSPECTION, HAD SHAWTY'S LEGS SHAKING HARDER THAN A SBURBIAN METEOR IMPACT, LEFT HER ASS SITTING IN A PUDDLE OF OUR GENETIC SLURRY FOR THE NEXT BATCH, THEN LIT UP THAT FUGU BLUNT ON THE WAY OUT TO MAKE IT TO CLURCH IN TIME FOR MASS. SEND CHITT. #nsfw
>([we stumble we fall we get #urt but no matter #ow bad t#ings get we are still #turkingit]
t0day my m011ra11l asked me t0 stand 11n the m11ddle 0f the r0ad and pr0ceeded t0 ram me w11th the11r scuttlebuggy #relat110nsh11pdrama
if rainbow drinkers exist, i need a my chemical quadrants song style fling asap #rainbowdrinkers #nsfw #romance
sipfucking this dr pepper #nsfw
JUST A LITTLE LOOK AT THE GAGGLE OF BITCHES, DESPERATELY VYING FOR MY ATTENTION IN PRIVATE MESSAGES. EVEN ON CHITR. BITCHES AND HOES CANNOT RESIST THE ALLURE OF A TRUE ALPHA. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/80EF4BFEDBF5.PNG
my moirail's lusus ggott intto our panttry and atte all of tthe ricce???
try me babydoll ;)
↗️IT'S ALL I'LL HAVE LEFT.↗️
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE FUCK I DO HOMIE I'M CUTE AS SHIT, I BE MOVING LIKE ONE OF THOSE LIL MOE ANIME GIRLS WHEN I HIT MY FLOW STATE.
~i’m literally trying my best
↘️it's never natural or refreshing.↘️
thumbs up emojis
SCR4TCH1NG MY HUG3 4SS WH1L3 1 SCROLL ON CH1TTR
-|~~ #chittrconfessions #gore sometimes when i'm bored i rip out my soul and i scream loud as fuckkkk
Ouran Schoo/feed Host C/ub is tru/y a c/assic is the rea/m of "Rotten" media. An ec/ectic /ineup of pretty-boys that appea/ to every such demographic in their own way. I remember this episode in specific being a particu/ar/y enjoyab/e one. The riva/ry between Haninozuka and Takaoji was exceptiona//y entertaining.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HAPPY MUTHAFUCKIN WRIGGLING DAY BIG DAWG
♰ happy wriggling day drink until you feel your soul leave your chest and get punched back in again :) ♰
Happy Wriggling day to you, Mr. Vaspri.
TH3 CORR3CT W4Y TO C3L3BR4T3 H3LL Y34H
^^happY Wriggling daY! Who's Your faVorite tohshc character~? :O^^
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! happy wriggling day :D
beinng ashammed of onnes freakish nnature is the devil talkinng
D --> Are humans still on that I assumed we had all moved on to thick nutritious #stews
#hungry #eating
I fear I may have bitten off a lot with my first earth book. What is "Europe"? And what has it done to be haunted by this "Communism" figure? Why have they not just exorcised the spirit? Is it a human custom? Ego sum ira Domini.
Hii guys! Reminding again since a lot of new users have joined today and yesterday and I want to remind you all to use tags!! It's part of the rules and we don't want anybody to get in trouble. Plus! some people really don't want to see some thing, and the least we could do is allow them to block the posts that contain that stuff
HOLY SHiT!! HTTPS://CDN.iMGCHEST.COM/FiLES/67254015F272.WEBP
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I JUST WOKE UP IN A SUIT I DON'T REMEMBER BUYING WITH JIZZ ON THE RECEIPT AND A LOYALTY CARD FOR A PLACE THAT DON'T EXIST. #nsfw
yknow som3tim3s i think 'daz, mayb3 you should l3t on3 of thos3 n3<3r touch3d a pail s3adw3ll3rs hit th3yr3 rish asf you could g3t som3 cool shit for it' and th3n i ch3ck chittr and r3m3mb3r i got fuckin standards lmaoooo if a fish is hitting th3y'r3 gonna b3 a hot on3 #nsfw
YOU ALWAYS EAT THE ONE YOU LOVE - SCARY BITCHES #NOWLISTENING #meandwhofuckoff
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SNORTING MDMA OFF AN OLIVEBLOOD'S ASSHOLE BEFORE LAYING IT IN, CALL THAT A TWO FOR ONE SHITHOLE SPECIAL. BARS. 🔥🔥🔥💯💯 #nsfw
#RiseAndGrind https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0169.jpeg
My only issue with Gusteau's (the fictional restaurant in Ratatouille) is the fact that it is not clear if the rats are following proper food safety procedures and guidelines. If they were, I would never let Gusteau's get shut down. Those rats made excellent meals and deserve not only to continue to cook, but to earn fair wages.
used to be this huge deal that i wear skirts all the time now but like ok im sorry i didnt want to be floating around cloaca out #willtheygetmeifidonttagthis #nsfw ? #eventhoitsjustmybody
i got 10 #doubledit
I Am A Troll That Owns Five Ovens
I wish The Boss was real and we were friends.
it seems rankmaid-sensei has been in quite the pitch mood…! looking back at my chits i seemed to black out (literally) and produced more than i remember 0_0” (tags: kismesissitude, pitchfic, pitchfics, blackrom, archive rating: M)
HėLLȯ ȯȯMFS!!! I havė lėarṅėd this tėrm aṅd plaṅ tȯ cȯṅtiṅuė tȯ usė it. HȯȯRAH!
i said no one do anything at all while i was away not add rechits to the site
fuckkkkkk fuck just found out about light pollution
V^ S0rry but being f0rced t0 take care 0f the m0ther grub and caverns sucks. Fuck them kids. ^V
this is the fuckin drama i live for keep that shit pushin
i gonna post about this new band insane clown pussy #nsfw
aww, thank yoU! (thoUgh, i shoUld stress, the proper plUral is "cherUbim.")
shit dont turn 30+ its true what they fucking say about the hangovers like shit i miss the good old days when you could do 17 lines and 22 shots and 9 bumpbs and 4 addies and 3 cans of four loko and a 1/4 of a candy bar and wake up the next day like nothing fucking happened #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TOOK TWO PERC 30S AND DOWNED A 40, CALL THAT KEEPIN IT 100! 😤😤😤💯💯💯 #substance
first person to rip into my flesh gets me to cook them patatas bravas #nsfwe #kink #cooking #gore #notevensubtleanymore
I will refuse to put washed up has-been actors into my video games. Only the best of the best from Troll KojiPro.
yo the imperious condescension just hated my selfie what the fuck man
a restraining order maybe / that sounds good
a certain someone has an account / i'm scared
what the hell hAppenEd to that jEsicA AsshAt. her rAgebaIt was IncrediblE
if your lips wwerent attached to your face id bite em right off this one wworks maybe eighty percent of the time
I’m going to kill you for real #WorksEverytime
Remember that all proceeds go to Consorts Without Grillz. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3fa1557f473.png
The Tomodachi Life sequel demo is interesting. https://i.postimg.cc/1ttLSFn6/IMG-0123.jpg
#NowListening to You. Right now. You breathe so loudly.
Love The Point In The Day Where Chittr Changes From Being Classist To Being Horny. Good Work Team.
(we need more chubby karkat in the world)
=( Hello, Chittr. I apologize for my lack of presence this evening, I was preoccupied the entire night. Have we all been having a pleasant evening? )
🎦 where tf are my #scootergang soldierz at on this site for real!!!| https://cdn.deconreconstruction.com/vasterror/panels/01464.gif
SPECTACULAR... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35e05037a815.jpg
LOL.
youll ♯getusedtoit
nsfw alt yes ♥️ or no ♠️
#MASSIVERechitt
word
RE♠L ♠ND TRUE! except the only funny bit is when you piss e♠ch other off till your guts spill just s♠yin #pitchsuprem♠cy
rankmaid-sensei is overjoyed to see so many KUDOS ❤︎ on "all eyes on us"! keep an eye out for chapter two! gomen for the cliff hanger
shoutout to Iowns w gIasses, must b annoying as heII having to Iean the faepaint off em onstantIy
V2hhdCBJIHdvdWxkbid0IGdpdmUgdG8gZmVlbCBzb2Z0IGZlbHQgdW5kZXIgbXkgaGFuZHMgcmlnaHQgbm93Lg== #nsfw #base64
X You ever just get tired of a motherfucker being a problem so you beat them with your cane until they get the message? #Violence x
what's hotter than a punch to the face? #nsfwe #violence
🎦 alrite u guyz finally got a blender tuff enuff 2 handle some big ass cacti (cactuses?) WITH the spinez so the can it blend stream is BACK DA FUCK ONNNNNN
The ring is warmed up... a tango for two... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8c9b4002d5f2.jpg
i am sapphic / i learned about this human word / it's very cool
folks its true wwhat they say you can havve your horse and eat it too dont let big chittr lie to you
:33< shit to type fun to say :33< peopurr are always saying that
:33< im also a fan of the ghost with the most is b33tlejost
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt MY MOIRAIL TURNED UP IN HER DAD'S OLD VW BUS WITH A FLAT TIRE WEARING SKINNY JEANS, TELL THAT BITCH SHE BROUGHT THE WOBBLEWAGON SO SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT #nsfw
:33< the w33vil on the st33ple is found ameowng the pepurr :33< the w33vil on the st33ple is found ameowng the pepurr
Having D:oll :Colle:Ction as a hobby is great be:Cause I get to eat the plasti:C pa:Ckaging afterwarD:s! It's like a fun rewarD: for spenD:ing money!
"⠀" trollbama stood frozen. "p-... peanut. we cant do this again. you keep giving me the run around. i try to communicate, i try to show you fun, i try to support you, and how am i repayed? you wish death upon me? you think im a terrible president? i sent my daves after you. my daves, peanut." "⠀" trollbama gritted his teeth, tears stinging his eyes. he set his jaw and turned away, breaking eye contact for a moment before looking back at peanuts looming concrete and rebar body before the scraping could continue. trollbama let out a bitter laugh. "that damn scraping." trollbama muttered, rubbing a hand over his eyes languidly. what would he have to do to prove himself? he was a good president. he *knew* he was a good president. trollbama took the first step, oxfords stumbling slightly. how many time's would he have to be the one to take the first step when it came to peanut? "an agreement. i want an agreement." "⠀" trollbama slowly placed one hand in his navy suit pants pocket, the fine cut accentuating the length of his legs as he stood in front of the scp. he nodded his head slowly. "whatever you need, peanut. i want to be the one to give it to you. ive been thinking about you when i shouldnt and-... i've taught you so much, havent i? ive seen what youre capable of. we can start over. you and me. barak trollbama and peanut. i-... i want you to be my vp, peanut. my vice peanut." trollbama lead his hand over peanut's bulbous body, upwards to hold a gentle touch and glide his thumb slowly over his cheek-like-area. he traced further inwards to the place where he'd longed to place his lips for so long, dragging a smooth line over the slit running vertically over peanuts visage. trollbama pulled his hand back slowly, bringing his thumb to his lips to suck at the taste. peanut didnt move. now he was the one who was frozen. (tags: Barak Trollbama/Peanut, troll/monster, forbidden romance, toxic dependency, miscommunication, yearning, #nsfw, vague quad, multichapter, presidential mention, archive rating: M)
🎦 WHAT IZZZZ UPPPPP CHITTEERRRRRR its ya fave streamer turnin kaikai FINALLY on this brand new sosh!!! im here to confirm the rumorz: TONITE is the premiere of my interview on hawt onez! make sure you tune the fuck in because i eat the BONEZZZZZZZZZ
i'm so grateful for the connections i got to make through this app / chitter has been an absolute blessing
OMG lik£, h£r£'s my outfit for a party I was at tonight!<33 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration87.png
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is it flirting if you make some sort of hornypost and someone likes the post and then follows you?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa81f7663acf.png #nsfw #substance
Saw this today, didn't end up buying it but someone might find it neat. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/79db359573ae.png Ego sum ira Domini.
Whenever i get the pre-show jitters i always think of the folks at home and remember to give it my all! I deliver my coldest one two haymakers to my foes and its all for you out there in the audience...
wh0 up “eat11ng they grubl0af” because 11 sure am
i stg im abt to start postin the hto pink bitch named breakfast agaiab
Get your zugary fill with our latezt cinnabonz! A cinnayummy mixture of deliciouz warm bread with a zugary mix on top! Bzz bzz!
◁PSA: Please learn the difference between Shame Globes and Rumble Spheres.▷ ◁Rumble spheres are the ones on the chest and shame globes are the ones on the hips/thighs.▷
I WISH MY LIKES WERE ANONYMOUS, YOU DONT GET TO KNOW WHAT I WAS MILDLY ASSUMED BY.
Hello, Chittr! I am Matpat and welcome to GAME THEORY!
Pawlexa, play Bitch Better Have My Meowny by Troll Rhianna. https://youtu.be/tXoh-BsWKB4?si=nLUn86ZhYBHmu4Hh #nowplaying
please remember to be respectful and responsible / social media is for everyone not just for you
... IF I DECLINE PTO ON A BLACKOUT DATE BUT OFFER TO HEAL YOUR AILING MOTHER, I HARDLY FIND IT GROUNDS FOR COMPLAINT! ... Did we fire him? ... Oh, right.
also whats with the google translate japanese. hi damaras unless you are japanese its a bit insensitive to be posting google translate japanese for ur roleplay accounts. it was racist as fuck when hussie did it and it's racist as fuck when you do it!
fuck! i can't believe i already f0rg0t such a classic bit. thank y0u l0yal #s0ll0wer f0r remembering.
is that a typ0 0r is there s0me part 0f me called the sitty that i have previ0usly been unaware 0f.
yuv ever felt a visral need 2 strip dwn nd ride a hgihblod b4? no? jst me? #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS SHIT AIN’T NOTHING TO ME, MAN. TIED THE OPPS TO THE BACK OF A SCUTTLEBIKE AND DRAGGED THEM AROUND THRASHTHRUST FOR 24 HOURS. MOTHERFUCKER LOOKS LIKE A RESIDENT EVIL 5 CAMPAIGN EXTRA AFTER WE WAS DONE WITH HIM. OPPS WANTED SOME INITIATIVE, BLEW UP THEIR ENTIRE QUADRANT. I’M MOVING LIKE TROLL OPPENHEIMER. SHE DROPPED THAT PHAT BOOTY WOBBLEWAGON ON ME FROM AN EGREGIOUS ANGLE; THEY THOUGHT I WAS TROLL STEPHEN WALLACE. #nsfw
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confession #3: I'm a former gopher for Jane Crocker. After six weeks of flawless performance, I was fired after telling her that I could not work overtime as her arm candy for an evening press conference because my mother had a heart attack. She said "big whoop" and that if I was truly committed to my job and going somewhere in the industry, I would've pulled through and then brought her body in afterward. Am I crazy?
8unch of freaks on the timeline.
RE: GREAT POST! rechitt this is true as fuck
if they were ann0ying that w0uld be different they werent im just a bitch
B33 < i furgot how bloopy this dang song is fuck yeah
[aububt told me to post a "selfie" so im "less frreaky" https://file.Garrden/acrr4d28xxdjjpG0lm/exxporrt202603260054308480.pnG]
hhhhh
i hate it when i make fun 0r s0me0ne and they end up being h0t like well n0w i have t0 be nice t0 y0u
just @ ppI randomIy :o) great idea trust
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Havingg fun att Clurcch! httttps://imagges2.imggbox.ccom/bd/80/IvWjvBzE_o.pngg
cn sm1 make a signles propagama pstr w his fire chits pls nd ty
hey ♡ XO https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/db6aea633bd1.png XO
⠀#nsfw #hornyposting
help i proMised Mister president trollbaMa i would hornypost i dont know how
/=||== - ANY OF YOU GUYS EVER GET INTO A DM CONVERSATION WITH oNE OF YOUR CHUMS ON HERE - ONLY TO REALIZE THEYRE FROM A dIFFERENT TIMELINE THAN THE ONE YOU KNOW IRL -
troll alexa look up howw to extricate fist from orifice and dont fucking post my query on chittr this time #nsfww
noooo dontr apologizz3333 this is li3k th3 b3st thing 3<3r tot3s worth it
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CALL ME SANTA CLAUS THE WAY I BE GETTING BIG BONED BITCHES TO SIT IN MY LAP AND GIVE ME PRESENTS #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS WHY I FUCK WITH YOU MAN THIS IS WHY I FUCK WITH YOU YOU KNOW CUZ YOU KEEP IT REAL MAN THAT'S WHY I FUCK WITH YOU CUZ YOU'RE REAL THAT'S WHY I FUCK WITH YOU
hlloly shbit hahahahha look atr that bitch buuuurn pardys goin gr3at 3<3ryon3 jus changin <3nu3 or fuck it l3ts just do drugs and drink on th3 lawn as this fuckr3s plac3 burns lmaooo https://squidg3imag3s.s3.us-w3st-002.backblaz3b2.com/2026/03/25/dazzl3-party2.md.png #party #substanc3
It's my pleasure to inform you all that @peaNut is now employed at Get Mewrfix Vape and W33d Co. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 INSIDE YOU THERE IS A WOLF, AND INSIDE THAT WOLF THERE IS ANOTHER WOLF, AND THAT WOLF IS AN ALPHA, AND INSIDE THAT WOLF THERE'S AN OMEGA WOLF, AND THAT WOLF'S A BITCH, BUT INSIDE THAT WOLF THERE'S ANOTHER WOLF THAT WAKES UP EVERY MORNING AND GRINDS FOR A BETTER LIFE, AND INSIDE THAT WOLF THERE'S ANOTHER ALPHA WOLF THAT'S PISSED HE'S NOT INSIDE THE FIRST WOLF, AND INSIDE THAT WOLF THERE'S A HOOFBEAST THAT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE'S THERE, AND INSIDE THAT HOOFBEAST THERE'S ANOTHER WOLF, AND INSIDE THAT WOLF THERE'S ANOTHER WOLF, ALL INSIDE OF YOU. YOU ARE THE WOLF. YOU ARE THE ALPHA. WAKE UP AND GRIND!!
No flash warning? I have epilepsy and my legs are shaking and spreading. Raw next question. I have NOTHING appropriate to say. 5 mins and a hair tie. Can we save hex. All 10 fingers. My fingers are tired. Who has my clothes? Both lips smiled. Born to ride forced to scroll. Bedsheet- soaked. To infinity and beyond. A tear rolled down my leg. FLASH US. This made my whole week, sorry I meant hole weak. #nsfw
https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/IMG_6767.jpeg
X You can do coke in my clubs. Nobody will kick you out for it. #substance x
me ending the most obvious Iie ever with "trust" as if that does anythin :o)
ugh.
[begin chit] same. the officerz azking me queztionz do not appreciate it az much [end chit]
I lik£, b£t you do.
anothr for my harem they lov the way i hate them https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6796.jpeg
i understood none of that but im assuming youre beefing with the chicken from family guy
I hope this works. It seems I've cracked the code. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-25%20at%208.09.06%E2%80%AFPM.png
th3y got my 4zz for r34lz.
I like 2 tink i try 2 b a gud troll. Every1 just pisses me awf 1 way or anuthur. #incharvent
awwwwww shucks
folykl tip #7: bread is tastier than the key
youre the best troll on this site is2g
POINT OF ORDER! spoken like someone who's never had a good vibrator #nsfw
Recent discxvery by a Mr temperedTragedian!!! The biggest scxxp xf my life!!! The Titanic... Never SANK!!! It was its sister ship the RMS Xlympic!!! Fxr... Mxney xr sxmething!!! Xur experts xn the scene are sighted saying this: "My fellxw alternians!!!" (BXXM !!!!!!!!!) https://encrypted-tbn0...gstatic...cxm/images???q=tbn:ANd9GcSX1g7xjxMt1WldbArAK1YFc8HU2PCn08TYmg&s Thank yxur fxr yxur time :)))
trying tO dOOmscrOll chittr, can yOu guys make better pOsts tO keep me engaged please XO
I'm seeing s9me #quadrant c9nfusi9n 9n the feed t9night, s9 naturally it's up t9 me t9 clear the air. While it is traditi9nally un9rth9d9x f9r m9irails t9 kiss 9ne an9ther the way matesprits 9r kismeses w9uld, it's a rather c9nservative mindset and 9ne that is falling 9ut 9f fav9r with y9unger, m9re pr9gressive generati9ns 9f tr9lls, particularly tr9lls in warmhue-warmhue 9r warmhue-midhue relati9nships wh9 see n9 reas9n t9 cling t9 hard quadrant lines that, in the case 9f m9iraillegiance, truly 9nly 6enefits high6l99ds anyway. It's n9 9ne's 6usiness what a pair (9r a tri9 9r a quartet 9r et cetera) 9f m9irails d9 with 9ne an9ther 6ehind cl9sed d99rs, and we all 9ught t9 mind 9ur 6usiness 9n the matter. H9pe this helps. #M9irail #M9irails #M9iraillegiance #Kissing #Affecti9n
I don't quite⁻ like⁻ the⁻ ide⁻a of "re⁻lativistic mass" ve⁻ry much.
quadsmearifn is wht i call it whn i drnk n drive #substance #imsoberiprommy #THISISAJOKE
How'2 3v3ryon3'2 #humpday going? You humping th3 day or i2 th3 day humping you?
i can't believe pe0ple even care ab0ut quadrant b0rders. y0u sh0uld just d0 what i d0 and quadsmear s0 hard it gets pe0ple killed.
Last thing before I log off for the night. The supercut and raws were slated for release at the weekend, but y'all seem really excited, so I could make it sooner. Plenty more where it came from anyway.
definitely not on plushrumpdotgay you definitely should not check that site out and click on the first video and rate that dick 10 out of 10 #wouldjerkagain #nsfw
WEMSDAY
I have accidentally misgendered one of my dear constituents, and must now commit seppuku at dawn. Thank you all for understanding.
fucked up of the tomodachii liife demo two tell you that 6 re2iident2 wiill allow them two liive fulfiilliing liive2 and then only let you make 3.
(^･ω･^) < HOW DOES EVERYONE F33L ABOUT ABOUT DAVE X TAVROS AS A SLOWBURN RED SITUATIONSHIP!!!!!!!!! #shipcourse #GAY BABI333333333!!!!!!!!!
It’s only right.
OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
norMalize kissing the hoMies goodnight never be afr8id to sMooch your p8les
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MAKE MY MATESPRIT AND KISMESIS KISS AND MAKE UP ON THE TIP OF MY BULGE, CALL THAT APPLYING REDBLACK LIPSTICK! #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BARSSSSS SPIT YO SHIT TWIN, THIS IS GAS!!!
While I tend not to respond to this tag for obvious reasons, I can admit this one earned a chuckle. Great work, Miss Vaspri.
-7 Can you 6elieve there'5 troll5 out there that don't even ki55 their moirail5? How 6eglected mu5t they feel?? #quadpo5ting 2-
mateys is it a crime to get wwhite boy wwasted askin for a friend
//Chitter app when
Ill lik£ com£ pick you up DW. <3<
i want to personally apologize to each of my friends whom i have not yet followed back or follow back after many interactions with them! it is not on purpose i just do not think to do it since i see everyone so frequently! gomen
-7 If you hatin on me, hmu??? #quadpo5ting 2-
Just lik£, saw this b£autiful troll and h£r ugly ass mat£sprit lik£ on my way to a party may lik£ HIC punish him.
some joker reported me to troll PETA and noww im stuck in a prolonged firefight wwith the entirety of troll PETAs 183rd infantry regiment you think theyd learn not to be so flippant after i obliterated the other 182 but lusus lovvers are as THICK AS THEY FUCKIN COME
i d0nt want t0 see any 0f y0ur nudes and yet i keep clicking 0n every single 0ne 0f them
W0W THERE ARE A L0T 0F NAKED PE0PLE 0N MY TIMELINE WHICH W0ULD BE C00L EXCEPT I AM TAKEN AND THEREF0RE W0ULD RECEIVE MULTIPLE LASHING IF I EVER CLICKED 0N 0NE 0F TH0SE BY ACCIDENT 🐺
trying tO figure Out what tO wear Out tOnight... cute Or street? what dO we think? XO #nsfw #tastefulnsfw https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/f0538df6963f.png XO
Glad to 233 y'all ar3 2till brav3ly horny on main k33p it up
-7 Watching Troll 5upernatural rn it'5 pretty crazy how they didn't u5e CGI and 5traight up ju5t hunted demon5 and gho5t5 for the 5how 2-
The bestt tthingg aboutt intter-ccastte friendship is tthatt tthey will lend you ttheir ccolors when you ggo tto Clurcch. #cclurcch
could you imagine being the only girl hired at a large corporate building and you are so stupid and tactless that even on your first day you keep dropping things and going into the wrong rooms and youre also much shorter than all the men that work there they just chuckle softly and ruffle your hair or lean down to grab at your cheeks and give you a little shake before going back to their business and also youre just trying to do secretary work but all of the men ask you to go get them things so you fetch things and also youre in the middle of training and the boss of the entire company is there with you and you ask if you could go to the bathroom and he says no (tags: imagine, corporate fantasy, size difference. humanhandling, #nsfw, #nsfwe, f/m/m/m/m/m/m+, caste difference, archive rating: M)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechit (•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOTHING BETTER THAN A GLASS OF #faygo... 🥤 EXCEPT MAYBE #fatbitches 😄 #yep #i'machaser https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/839917af4b0a.png
2000 boonbчcks saYs Yoч do it live
can i give you 1270 boonbucks?
You'r£ lik£ in his DMS, i'm putting lik£, a blank£t ov£r his cag£ b£caus£ it's lik£, b£dtim£. <3 :P #nsfw
((Lmaoooo okay glad to hear it. There's a point where satire stops being satire and I'm trying hard to not go over the line, I'm glad it's coming off correctly))
LMAO NO IK DW. Can i say youre doing such an amazing job its SO FUNNY. 😭❤️❤️
Would anyon£ lik£, want to s££ th£ old photocards I hav£ of m£ wh£n I was lik£, in JILARVA£ still? I still hav£ lik£, so many if anyon£ lik£, wants on£. Lik£ th£yr£ sign£d and I gav£ th£m lik£, a littl£ kiss!! :P
It's me, I'm doing it YEAH!!
im not a fan of #puppeteers but ive a #naggingfear someone else is pulling at the #strings
If I Ain'7 Go7 A We@pon I'm A Pick Up A Rock @nd When I Bus7 Yo Ass I'm A Con7inue To Rock
a fan of my work i see hey girl im honored
CLOSING ARGUMENT! everything in the world is about sex, except troll magic: the gathering. troll magic: the gathering is about power
You wish to wear your monocle. don your *tie* and your creased *trousers*. twiddle your *handsome* stache! it is time to jump onto your STEAM SHIP good lad! #forcechap #gentlemankink #nsfwe
all in a days work
eto... as i keep posting things are just going to get ranker! uh oh 0_0
-- Lowbloods Are Prohibited From Buying Clown Hrt, Sorry Babes But We Cant Have A Hierarchy If You Can Just Skip The Lower Levels
CHIEFING ON MY NIC STICK SO HARD THAT MY NECK HURTS #SUBSTANCE
thinking about hitting up troll olive garden later if anyone wanted to join, brah. those cattroll waiters know service }B)
-- I Am Not A Clown!! It's So You Can Be A Clown!! Although This Does Change Your Blood Liek Perma Lolz So Think Abouts It
farmiing kult by po2tiing "wahhh dont piity/hate/mediiate/liike my po2t" engagement2lop.
beautifully done ill make sure to cut an especially thicc line for you babe #dstrifornobelprize #vip
-- Ordered Some Estrahonk (also Known As Clown Estradiol..) On Troll Amazon
cash in itll be a good show i promise you
i wwould suggest wwe make it ampora wweek just to add a little prestige on top but that wwould invvite certain other unsavvory characters that i think wwe can all agree do not need celebrated
hello chitter / it's me / your internet angle / wait no wrong one
#DSTRIENTERTAINMENT yall hungry for more slaughter if your still thirstin after watchin some bodacious bara babes rollin in the mud we got ROUND 2 damara vs karkat buy your tix and place ya bets here
Get Mewrfix Vape & W33d Shop. Get your shit and get out (tm). #shamelessadvertising #drugs
https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/Ea/f1/6d/Eaf16d7999c8804d1a98b33a35458d85.jpg
Another day scoping out the local casino for a job. Everybody's asking me if they can fuck the big roulette table. Friend. They won't even let me fuck it. #nsfw
I am currently in the process of ratifying a policy to grant trans women a bi-annual presidential pardon for any crime they choose to commit.
you are wvhat you eat babe ;)
SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU HAD THAT IN YOUR BIO! TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF!!! @DYNAMICFLOWFIELDS
THE ZESTUM GREATLY DISLIKES THE SITE OWNER.
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let me know the time and place ill drop off some goodies im feeling hella generous today might be time for philanthropy
shit i always got some around do you need a plug
tequila just makes me want to fight whiskey makes me frisky though
alright, im NOT going to post my "globes" or whatever but ill post a picture of me being cute with my old strife specibus. check it out! https://i.imgur.com/248cYLb.jpeg
Why are you still using brit tags? You're from like Philadelphia.
GOOD MORN1NG CH1TTR!!!!
L1T3R4LLY 4LW4YS L3TS FUCK1NG GO
I strive to provide the web with only the top cuttings from my brain tree. Thusly any rumble fans here will be pleased as punch to know that i will shortly begin posting unaired jaunts i did not get to perform on the big screen such as raps and maybe even instructions on how to do a little boogieing.
saY hello to the cчtest client i;ve had in a while @ardoчrCorvidae toчghed oчt foчr pairs of horn piercings in one sittin https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/e7bdc54494f7:png #art
rainbowdrinker who only drinks from human boys but refuses to admit they taste best "whos manjuice" chapter one coming soon! (tags: rainbowdrinker/human, internalized homophobia, BL, just one taste, hurt/comfort, angst, unreliable narrator, cravings, #gore, #nsfw, thigh biting, scent sensitivity, fantasy, loose magic system, secret royalty, archive rating: M)
wwouhwwowhoaa wow wwao can you tell me some mmore about this haha! 0v0 (tags: woundfucking, #nsfw, #gore, archive rating: E)
W£ll I lik£, do lik£ b£ing giv£n mon£y. But I f££l nic£, DM m£ <3<!! K££p th£ mon£y thing lik£, in mind though. <33<
WHAT IF TREASURE CHESTS WERE FULL OF SOMETHING MORE? HI IM BISCUITS FROM THE HOMESTUCK ACT FIVE INTERMISSION HERE TO WARN YOU ABOUT MIMCS IS THAT CHEST BREATHING? STAB IT IS THAT CHAIR GOT HAIR? STAB IT IS THE TABLE LAUGHING? KIS-STAB IT! THEYRE SCARY THEYRE HAIRY AND MOST OF ALL THEY DONT CAREY :,(
MY BAD!!! DIDNT REALIZE THIS WAS YOUR BITCH!!
Lik£, no on£ £ls£ r£ply to my bitch. NO ON£ £LS£ LIK£ R£PLY TO MY BITCH OMFG. LIK£ PR£TTY PL£AS£
hOOOooonk hOOOnk hOoOOoOnk
Lik£. H£R£. lik£. Right h£r£.
Skinny Girls f@7 Girls 7@ll Girls sm@ll Girls i'm C@llin' All Girls
=( It seems like the friendly competition was too much for the attention starved youth of Alternia to take. I will at least rest assured stroking my ego, knowing that for a brief moment like crossing ships in the night, bug facts let you become the #25th most popular troll on Chittr. )
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SPIT YO SHIT HOMIE DON'T LET 'EM CHANGE YOU
Pag£s ar£ lik£, so much b£tt£r <3
i have mastered the art 0f rage baiting indig0s next i shall p0st ab0ut h0w i d0 n0t like milk
im not going to lie pvp being added has me feeling a little nervous... now so many eyes are on me... what if i post something that no one likes? were all rivals now... kind of like heated kismesissitude have you guys seen that show haha? or yurrii on ice maybe? (tags: heated kismesissitude, yuurii on ice, au, crossover, problematic leaderboard gap, archive rating: T)
Might. Go out again tonight. I don't know.
i like the way you think girly i gotchu
I Keep Hoes Lickin' They Fingers
#cw-sElf-harm I hatE my lifE and I wanna diE I ain't got no iPhonE My hEart is brEakin', thinkin' suicidE I ain't got no iPhonE I hatE my lifE and I wanna diE I ain't got no iPhonE My hEart is brEakin', thinkin' suicidE I ain't got no iPhonE LikE a boat capsizin' No hopE on thE horizon Got a two-yEar contract And I'm stuck on VErizon I got no iPhonE I got no iPhonE I got no iPhonE I got no iPhonE I got no iPhonE I got no iPhonE I got no iPhonE I got no iPhonE I got no iPhonE (I hatE my lifE and I wanna diE) I got no iPhonE (It's 2009, pEoplE, and EvErybody should havE an iPhonE) I ain't got no iPhonE (My hEart is brEakin', thinkin' suicidE) I got no iPhonE
dud3, som3 of us 4r3 l1k3, G3TT1NG th3r3, you know??? just l3t th3 s1ckn4sty B1ZN3SS 1'm runn1n' do 4LL of th3 work. trust.
im 4 drinks and 3 lines in whos in the mood to get sent a small fortune #substance #sendthosetrollvenmos
Girl, Sh@ke Th@7 Ass, You Ain'7 Never Gonn@ Bre@k Th@7 Gl@ss
Just took eyes of like a random lowblood, and just saw like a dozen weird creatures sorrounding a jadeblood.x Like seconds later they ganked the lowblood I was watching.x What the fuck is happening?y
hOnk hoooonk hoOnk hOnk hooonk hoooonk hOOOnk hoOOnk hoOOnk honk hOoOonk hoOoonk hOOOnk hoOOnk hOonk hooonk hOOonk honk hOnk hooonk hOOOnk hOOOnk hoOoonk HOoonk hOOOooonk hOOOnk hOoOOoOnk
I Lie And Ge7 Fucked More Th@n The Presiden7 Does
Honestly, out of allllllll the adult trolls I've seen, the rankmaid HAS to 8e hands down the 8est looking
of couwse !!!! twagan may just be a cute widdwe gowdbwood but aww theiw cwothing matewiaws awe pwemium gwade !!!!!! even highbwoods weaw twagans bwand !!!! its that good !!!!!! X3
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_outfits.png hewes a spwead of outfit concepts twagan dwew up fow twagans wast fashion show !!!!!!!! owiginawwy twagan was going to pick one of these outfits to weaw to jeevik week ..... but twagan eventuawwy decided to go with theiw iconic wook !!!!!! sometimes simpwe is bettew !!! pwease feew fwee to weave a chitt bewow wetting twagan know which outfit you wike the best !!!!! ow weast ..... up to you !!!!! X333 #fashion #fashionicon #fashionweek #iwovefashion #cwothesaweamazing #yaaaaaaay #X3
ladies! if a guy likes you for your behindballs, walkmeat, or rumblespheres, send his ass to troll KFC!! you're a woman, not a a value menu, brah!!
IT LOOKS LIKE I'M ABOVE OBAMA ON THE LEADERBOARD HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA???
great. the |ast thing i need is f[]r rand[]s []n the internet judging me f[]r arbitrary internet c|[]ut. i'd actua||y rather just have a 0 "ku|t sc[]re" permanent|y
noticing how my post about chixie god more traction than my post about cirava... thats cuz nobody gaf about them 😭😭😭😭
D --> The ranking system has hit bored trolls in their 10s much like controlled substances hit the lowb100d community on Alternia. I have felt this stimulant rush myself
-- The Girlies Love It When You Give Them Cupcakes Injected With Estrogen They Just Do
In Brazil, there's an ancient tradition where people will turn off the lights before going to sleep, believing it will grant them better rest #BrazilFacts
fire post as always! 👍 KUDOS!
P£rv£rt and lik£ PROUD <3
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. But not when it comes to most of you. Most of you are perverts.
Working out My arms To practice Deadlifting the People who Wanted it Earlier <>
>([t#is t#e type of energy ive been talking about lately]
Thanks, dear
Type $hit, goe$ hard
hockey rinks are boy aquariums.
what did everyone think of the new single / i worked really hard to get the best thing i could / art was just flowing freely from me / i feel amazing
MANY. UNEMPLOYED.
lIkE this chit if yOU wAnnA get hit by a buggy. pity if yOU'd rAthEr not
Happy Clown lent to those who celebrate it! Never been my bag, Baby. But I love to support people from all walks of life, YEAH BABY!
twagan is so excited fow tomowwow !!! keep an eye out fow a widdwe itsy bitsy suwpwise ewsewhewe if you know whewe to wook .......... #iykyk #uwu #twewvemeatssowawpewigee
⟅ a chick with big rumblespheres will fill your hands. A CHICK WITH BIG EVERYTHING WILL FILL YOUR HEART. ⟆
Gun safety is everyone's business, if you're in the game to lose blood.
It's pronounzed "puh-pie-pee"!
a snakE walkEs in t0 a bar and thE bart EndEr says h"0w did y0\/ d0 tha"
hoIy shit they put man bites dog on grubtube Iets goooo hashtag femtanyI
nesben will never be verified because nesben has no fingerprints no government identification and no job prospects
So how has your day been internet?
https://i.postimg.cc/0NNxxzQs/euphorias2.png New poster for ‘EUPHORIA’ Season 3. Releasing April 12 on THBO.
I wish it was.
If you post expertly enough.
> we can be 1f we try hard en0ugh
folykl tip #1: if you dont drink water for a long time you can unlock a hidden feeling called bad like & subscribe for future tips
when everyone's ver⚘f⚘ed... no one w⚘ll be
Yez! We love our line of work and do our beezt to dutifully zerve!
httpz://i.imgur.com/UHe0XAw.jpeg The gang'z all here! (Right to left: Finley Douzen, Horace Douzen [@beearizhBaker], Hector Douzen [@alpineAmbrozia], and Aurele Hemali [@avidApiarizt]) ||Art creditz: arterozze||
Work calls me again. Try not to set any more fires or drink any fuels while I'm gone.
the unwa2hed ma22e2 flock two beg for a checkmark. true iiqchad2 know that beiing unveriifiied grant2 you more 2tatu2 than any badge could.
-- Thats Nottt Very Nice =:/
just direct peop𝑙e to your on𝑙ytro𝑙𝑙s 𝑙ike the rest of us
If y♡u put fully uncens♡red behind a paywall like ♡nlytr♡lls, maybe!~ ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
thank you / i'll keep making music for everyone
everyone please be nice to the troll who runs chitter / she tries very hard
-- Girlying It Up In The Girlcave You Know How It Is #grl
The bakery haz beeen verified! Now you know we're legit! Come ztop by for a warm honey tea. Bzz bzz!
How doest this translateth to a flag f'r a hypothetical revolution in Alt'rnia? https://file.garden/acINVa7i8n0rLdGN/Alternian%20People%20Liberation%20Army%20Armband_20260127224214.png
Good aftermorning, glippy maneeneex! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258986857841295362/1485829584086892574/AnizzyDance.gif?ex=69c3f2e2&is=69c2a162&hm=4e1b1447212d8ea5ed8dd3e409775ed7a7ba767c27f36e53dbaf8a876c93d7eb&
im like if troll riddler was a pathetic girl!
people keep blowing up my husktop telling me to "go home" and "let my blood filter the toxins" lmao. as if. teal isn't just a caste, it's the exact color of the bottles i'm emptying tonight. mind your own business, if the legislacerators want the party to end they can come drag me off the floor themselves.
honestly if u think a few cycles of feeling like absolute garbage is gonna stop me from cracking open another jug and hitting the next block riot, u obviously don't know me at all. can't hear the haters over the sound of pouring another glass tbh. 🥂
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b40e368f3e72.jpeg #nsfw #sbaj
how do you tell a man his tits look nice in his profile image? (tags: pectoral focus, milk, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
[Query] Would it be a party without troll blow? [Information] I'll be in touch.
[Thought] I might host some sort of gala, that could be a fun activity. Maybe a masquerade! Much to consider.
burger eaten / i'm amazing
MY "LIKES" ARE VERY PRECIOUS. I WILL USE THEM SPARINGLY.
You're the one. Who wanted advice. But okay.
Markiplier Uploaded: Resident Weevil: Requiem - Part 13 (ending)
try accidentally murdering them. it w0rked f0r me.
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flyiing above bronzehear2t and a 2hiit ton of drone2 ju2t pa22ed me. http2://fiile2.catbox.moe/86ww95.giif
if y0u're ever upset remember that y0u get t0 exist. m0st pe0ple d0n't. isn't that c00l? 0‿0
<nearly got h/t by a lesson scuttlebuggy omw home lmao> uwu
I've Got An Ocean Of It If You're Interested!
:33 < drew another picture of mewself! do you like it? https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486057331044384882/kittynep.png?ex=69c41e3d&is=69c2ccbd&hm=cd05c4f6715338e01a56d281110b42565b1b5136baada8f5bb6b2ef6c749ab8b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
taking my girl pills so i can be a girl that kisses girls / i am thriving
[|||] someone called me for a lusus capture job this morning, but their lusus was a tiny isopod. not even a giant one like the voidrot girl. i still got paid but it was ridiculous that i even had to be called in,,,
TROPE OF THE DAY (tags: only one recuperacoon, recuperacoon sharing, #nsfw, possible quadrant hopping, quadrant uncertainty) the rush you feel when you watch two characters realize theyll be in very close proximity totally by chance! "b-but…. wont your matesprit get mad? maybe i should... leave..." he shyly ran a hand over his friends (not for long!) chiseled front. "she... listen, its complicated. i just want you close to me tonight. maybe this is for the best..?" he replied quietly, the scent of slime and another kind of slime also filling his senses. whats your favorite aspect of this trope and why do you love to see it? ^0^
if im forced to see one more bro strider being softcore suggestive with another bro strider on my tl (tags: selfcest, brocest, #nsfw, topxtop) im going to die of blood loss! kyaaaaaa!
#SilentRechitt
-- Troll Google Dot Com What To Do If Orphaned Grown Man Of A Troll Is Crying In My Backyard Because I Killed His Stupid Fucking Whale #girlposting
We all have that one friend who is straight up not going to make it.
Ceruleansky is for rubes- chittr is where it's at for any actually cool ceruleans. Y'know, like me.
Man, who cares. Ceruleans are buns anyway.
OOOh dear, I wooouldn't knooow these days, but I did frequent a club called 'The Broooooody Cavern', thooough yooou'll have tooo imagine the name withooout my quirk. I have nooo idea if it's still ooopen. Very 'chill' and moooooody.
Londoom's club scene kinda died after a bunch of subjugs went through like, 20 sweeps ago. Brawl-lin is where it's at if you want a club scene.
> n0w that y0u ment10n 1t 1 th1nk 1've seen maybe three and tw0 0f them were alternate selves
-- Does Anygirlie Wanna Come Over For A Bbq, I Got A Lotta Whale Meat Now And I Dont Know What To Do With It #alsoyouhavetohelpmekilltheowner
I'm frooom there! The grey is, ooof cooourse, frooom the ash clooouding the sky, frooom all ooof the fires. Nooow that I say it ooout loooud I think I understand why my lusus wanted us tooo mooove. Hm.
It’s five o’clock somewhere #cheers
:33< i dont know i havent s33n it yet
I see what Nepeta meant 6y "liking my clit", I cann9t unread it anym9re. #nsfw
morning! not really a good morning but its a morning!
thatisnt bisExual lighting girl you'rE bEing pullEd ovEr
it will remain unnamed / remember
At first I read this as an "unfortunate" amount. I'm still spooling, apologies.
:33< im furking on my shipping wall but efurry time i s33 that somebody liked my chitt i misread it horribly as somebody liking my clit :// #nsfw
believe it or not music isn't my full time job / on the side i work in a bakery that will remain nameless doing customer service / some of you may have heard about it in the tabloids / and the truth is / having a front facing job like that / i like it a lot / it gives me the opportunity to make people smile and bring a little light to everyone's life in a small and unnoticeable way / if you see me working my night job please don't treat me special / if you want an autograph i sign the receipts
[oh hanG on no i see it]
[i had the liGhts off ill rretake the photo]
> 1 th1nk 1t's the pr0f1le p1cture maybe p1ck 0ne w1th better l1ght1ng
fuck yØu fuck tØu fuck yØu https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260324101706.png
I HATE TIME TRAVEL. HAVING A PRETTY GOOD NIGHT. THEN BOOM. UGLY BABY PAST ME. HAS COME TO THE DISTANT FUTURE. TO SHARE THAT SHE WILL BE IN LOVE FOREVER. DUMB BITCH! I CAN FEEL IT. LIKE STANDING TOO CLOSE TO A LUMP OF TOXIC WASTE. ATTACKING MY PARTICLES. THE RAPIDLY APPROACHING POINT. IN HER WHORO'S JOURNEY. AT WHICH SHE WILL BE BRUTALLY CHEATED ON. BY WHAT IS REVEALED TO BE. A GAY GUY. BUT NO. WE HAVE TO SIT HERE. PRETENDING TO BE HAPPY FOR HER. AND HER BUM LOSER. THAT SHE FOUND IN THE WOODS. BECAUSE SHE IS HAVING A "CANON EVENT."
https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-23_212616435.png who took this bro
V^ I think the funniest c0mpliment y0u can get ab0ut s0me0ne liking y0ur NSFW art is that it's s0 g00d they beat their meat t0 it. #nsfw ^V
alwayZ chooZe ZubZtance, thiZ iZ baZic wiZdom
The video feeds keep suggesting me some kind of cardinal direction purrbeast.
[#graphic] [victim of a now-patched ozygourmandias instant kill technique circa 927] https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/511c80db29f5] [.] [png]
~~~Good morning, Chittr. I have been reminded of this lovely delight a subordinate made for me on the second night of Twelve Meats. Though, it isn't too accurate it was still a good attempt #wafflesaresuperiorthough https://file.garden/acF_6U1bTnG0IcUV/20260219_123811.jpg~~~
Troll Sofia Vergara on modern day auspisticism, "I usually just use a frying pan to cease fighting. It is quick and swift." https://i.postimg.cc/63qjk0bT/8DEEE34B-A74B-48F1-9AAD-E7DCEFB8C603.jpg
I am charlie kirk I am charkie kirk I am charlie kirk I am charkie kirk And I'm stronger than you... I am charlie kirk I am charkie kirk I am charlie kirk I am charkie kirk This is where it stops Here in Utah Valley This is my last debate
counting or not counting french violence?
I have recieved word from the secret service that @indomitableCapitaine has slain my body double, and so I am being moved to a secure bunker.
http$://cdn.imgche$t.com/file$/4cf6b4250ef3.png $tankonia baby #outka$t4eva
the birth of my troll baby army is fast approaching.
[THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM DOCTOR EGGMAN'S AUTORESPONDER] THE DOCTOR IS UNABLE TO ANSWER ANY CHIRPS, AS HE IS CURRENTLY INDISPOSED. LAST SEEN IN THE DEATH EGG AS IT CRASHED DOWN TO THE PLANET'S SURFACE.
Don't car£ plus my rumbl£sph£r£s bounc£ wh£n I walk. Thank you all. #nsfw
Can auspistic£s lik£, kiss. asking for a fri£nd? £v£n if th£yr£ lik£, your boss.
I can feel the conservatism leaving my body as I get a wiff of that bulgemusk and nooksmell #nsfw
I am having a medical emergency with my neck however
I'm, like-- So so So so SOOOOO excited to try and branch out and meet even more people!!!
you didnt heaw this fwom me but wumow has it that H2Ds managew is punishing kimani fow a theoweticaw twoww bwow pwobwem ........ messed up if twue ..............
They say I predicted all of this.
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/hewwo.png testing !!! hewwo !!!
Counting or not counting bronzeblood violence?
D --> I have been saying this for sweeps
Heh... *tugs collar*
i appreciate your support / thank you for taking the time to listen to my music
i know my platform is still kinda small / but / i'll do everything i can to make sure my fans have fun
I am getting #BritHarrassed by the #BritLosers because of my #BritFacts and #BritLogic #BritSlander
Maybe later dear, I'm quite bussy
I was browsing the platform "Reddit" when I found some post about me in "r/Nannaspritefuckers" Honestly I feel quite flattered Hoo hoo hoo!
-_-
#nowplaying ギガンティックO.T.N - giga.
Wish we ccould postt piccttures here, I have so many ccutte selfies tto share!
Moirail ggott me a ccoffee! #ggoals #moirailposttingg #quadposttingg
Liiiike hot Fries are Soooo yummyyyy Yes set My mouth On fire With your Passionate taste, Little fry.
IT IS COMICALLY PAINFUL ESPECIALLY FOR A MONOCULAR LIKE MYSELF, I HAVE TO TRY AND READ THIS SHIT WITHOUT DEPTH PERCEPTION.
«you can't read shit on this website if your hemotypings like as dark as mine smfh»
Hey guys y𐠅u sh𐠅uld use t𐠦gs! This feed is kinnd𐠦 𐠅verwhelmminng 𐠦nnd 𐠦ls𐠅 pe𐠅ple 𐠦re t𐠦lkinng 𐠦b𐠅ut inn𐠦ppr𐠅pri𐠦te thinngs? #mmet𐠦 #disc𐠅urse
it probably feels good as fuck for the keyboard when you type on it
Anyon3 got any hot n3w workout tip2?
i can't goooon im oon antideprressants but i think a deliverry just came in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V19Ty9hYTsk My new song! YEAH BABY!
Party at my hive tonight! Bring an open mind and a loving spirit, baby! It's going to be shagadelic. EVERYONE is invited! I'll be providing ALL of the goods necessary for a good time ;) YEAH BABY!
Please stop messaging me about jpgs. I don't know what those are, I just look like this. It's very rude. YEAH BABY!