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LOUIZZ VA$PRI

@asanineTemptation

LIVE HARD, LOVE HARD, LIFE HARD. AND $EX IT UP ALL THE WAY, BABY. HEAD OF RECREATION AT CLEMTI & CO. PLANETARY DEVELOPMENT. HE/HIM

Blood: TealAge: Kult Score: 3939Kull Score: 276650 followers42 following

WHY I$ EVERYTHING A "DI$ORDER" OR A "$YNDROME". WHY CAN'T I JU$T HAVE NORMAL RAPID MOOD $WING$ THAT RUIN MO$T OF MY RELATION$HIP$.

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Total: 28
Ratio: 13.00

HE PUNCHED ME AND IT FELT LIKE A LOWBLOOD BOILING $PECTACLE EVENT.

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ME AT THE GATE$ OF TROLLHALLA: $O WHAT CLOUD THE PIERCED INDIGO THEY/THEM$ ON? THE MIRTHFUL ME$$IAH: GTFO!!!!

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Ratio: 1.08

▬ LOUD RECHITT! ᝰ

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I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT'$ UP, BRO.

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#VAGUECHITTING

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▬ its not personal, it's NOOK. #nsfw ᝰ

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“On a cloud much quieter than the one you reside on“ (Zirzot 87).

$AY$ THE CLOWN. GO MURDER A RU$TY OR $OMETHING, MAN.

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Total: 5

Lik£, LOUIZZ. ;/

I KNOW I $AID I'D $TOP CULLBAITING HIGHBLOOD$ BUT LIKE. I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE AN EXCU$E TBH.

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Total: 5

Lik£, UGH. Lik£, your£ actually lik£, going to g£t lik£ fucking cull£d you actual lik£ fucking lik£, UGH.

YEAH RIGHT. I'LL JU$T $END A TEALBLOOD INTERN WHO LOOK$ KINDA LIKE ME TO GO FIGHT IN MY PLACE, YOU KNOW? YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY.

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BEEN WATCHING MY LITTLE HOOFBEA$T WITH CORVOE AND MALBRO. MY FAVOURITE I$ RARITY, $HE $HOULD BE ALLOWED TO KILL THE OTHER HOOFBEA$T$ WITH HAMMER$.

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Total: 147
Ratio: 1.45

The best hoofbeast is €learly Filthy Ri€h. He's the most business-minded there is.

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Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

WOW, OKAY. NO DOUBLE$?

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#RarityShouldKillTheOtherHoofbeastsWithHammers!!!

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☼ I am so glad that you find somepony that resonates with you, but please understand, we don't condone nor desire harm towards other ponies. Ponies are friends; our friends. And Rarity is a wonderful friend. Trixie is also quite the treat. I do enjoy her shows! ☼

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Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

TRIXIEEEEE TRIXIE TRIXIE THE BEST EVCER

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THANK YOU, PRINCE$$! WITH THE POWER OF YOUR FRIEND$HIP, I NO LONGER BELIEVE RARITY $HOULD KILL THE OTHER HOOFBEA$T$ WITH HAMMER$!

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Ratio: 1.00

!!!

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☼ I don't think that would make Rarity very happy, now would it? She loves us all just as we love her. ☼

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YE$, PRINCE$$! OF COUR$E, PRINCE$$!

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ting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WI$H I $TILL HAD A LU$U$ $O I COULD EXPLOIT IT FOR LIKE$ ON CHITTR.

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Ratio: 1.58

We are a€tually in agreement on this point.

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Total: 15

I'M NOT $ORRY, BUT ALL HUMAN FOOD LOOK$ LIKE KAY'$ COOKING TO ME. HTTP$://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=HLVIVAY3VWO

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Total: 35
Ratio: 2.50

$TICK A COUPLE EARTH COCKCROACHE$ ON THAT AND IT *MIGHT* BE EDIBLE. EUGH.

you asshole. the kay human has some of the bbest cullinary skills ive ever seen on that bboring planet ≈:o/

IF YOU BRING YOUR MOIRAIL TO THE FUNCTION AND THEY'RE UGLY, I'M GONNA VAPE ON THEM A LITTLE BIT.

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Ratio: 1.08

POINT OF ORDER! well they're not.

THEN THEY'LL BE $AFE FROM MY RIGHTEOU$ VAPOUR CLOUD. AL$O HOW HOT ARE WE $PEAKING, HERE?

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Ratio: 2.50

READING ONTO THE RECORD! subjectively that's so hard to answer since it is kind of impossible to see them in a concupiscent way. objectively though, you've *seen* corvoe.

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OH $HIT IT'$ CORVOE? ...DO THEY EVER TALK ABOUT ME?

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POINT OF ORDER! i am invoking my 5th Imperial Endictment privilege to avoid testifying to information that could be incriminating to either myself or any of my quadrantmates

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>B(

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IF I $AW MY MATE$PRIT CRY DURING THE ALTERNIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM I'D CHEAT ON HIM.

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Ratio: 1.56

You'd €heat on anything.

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Lik£, LOL!

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whats wrong with it?? i always thought it was pretty nice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-NlpCUS2ek

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YOU ARE $HITTING ME.

its cute!!

ALRIGHT, I MU$T'VE HIT MY THINKPAN GETTING OUT OF MY RECUPERACOON THI$ MORNING BECAU$E I'M KINDA HEARING THI$ RN??

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I WANT 20 THOU$AND HOE$ AND THEY ALL GOTTA BE EMO.

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Total: 40
Ratio: 7.00

THE DRANK I$ CALLING MY NAME.

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HOW MANY KEG$ AND HOW MUCH TROLL BLOW DOE$ THI$ BEACH PARTY NEED? VA$PRI'$ GOT THE FUND$.

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Ratio: 3.57

AND BY "VA$PRI" I MEAN MY $IBLING THAT I'M GOING TO PICKPOCKET.

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DON'T WORRY LADIE$, I'LL TAKE THE BURDEN OF ALL THE PANTY $HOT AND BOOB FOCU$ FAN$ERVICE THI$ BEACH EPI$ODE. #FEMINI$T #$UGGE$TIVE

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Ratio: 2.00

You're So Brave.

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Lik£, LOL. lik£, promis£? HAHA.

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I TRY MY BE$T. KYA?

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$HOW UP AND FIND OUT, GORGEOU$.

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Lik£, LOL. <3 Only if you lik£, pick out what im lik£, w£aring? ;]

DM$ ARE OPEN, BABE. DROP THE PIC$ ;) WE CAN TRADE.

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0 LIKE$/HATE$/MEDIATION$/PITIE$ AND I BUNK OFF WORK TO $NORT TROLL BLOW IN MY HOT TUB. #$UB$TANCE

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Ratio: 2.25

THEY PEOPLE HAVE(N'T) $POKEN.

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IT I$ $O GOGDAMNED HOT. THEY'LL HAVE TO $CRAPE MY GREY-TEAL-A$$ MELTILATED MU$CLE-$OUP OFF THE FLOOR OF THI$ CUBICLE WITH A $TRAW. I ONLY $HOWED UP TO WORK TODAY BECAU$E MY BO$$IBLING HA$ BEEN ON MY $HAME GLOBE$ ABOUT MY. LE$$ THAN $UBPAR PERFORMANCE. #THEY$AID #ANDIQUOTE #YOUWONTBEABLE #TOTA$TEANYTHING #BUTMYLU$U$LEATHERBOOT #FORA$WEEP

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Ratio: 4.60

HOR$LE - 26/05/26 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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IN ANOTHER LIFE, I WOULD HAVE REALLY LIKED JU$T DOING $UB$TANCE$ AND UN$AFE BD$M PRACTI$E$ WITH YOU. #N$FW #$UB$TANCE

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ān why nøt īn thīs līfē

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OKAY WAIT REAL $HIT I TAKE IT BACK. TEXTING MY EX RN THANK$ BRO.

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I w0uldnt pers0nally enc0urage y0u t0 text y0ur ex but this s0unds fun as hell s0 fuck yeah

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īm nøthīn īf nøt hwlpfūl yw

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Lik£, not with m£? ;/

YOU ARE THE EX. IT'$ YOU

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Lik£, HAHA. Lik£, wait.

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MORE LIKE CRAPITALI$M #IHATEMYBO$$

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HOLY FUCK. HOLY MUTHAHAFUCKING FUCKSHIT. YOU'RE BACK. IT'S LIKE RETURN OF THE MUTHAHAFUCKING KING UP IN THIS BITCH. >xo)

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DECIDED I'D DROP IN WHEN I GOT TIME, GRACE $OME $QUARE$ WITH MY PRE$ENCE. ;) GOOD TO $EE YOU, BRO.

JU$T HEARD MY BO$$/$IBLING GO "NAUGHTY EMPLOYEE$ GET $HOT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD" UNDER THEIR BREATH. #$HOULDIBEWORRIED

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Ratio: 1.68

Lik£, your£ going first, lik£, LMAO!

Lik£, I would lik£, totally l£t th£m shoot m£.

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FUCKKK. A$ IF EMPLOYEE B27-056 DIDN'T TAKE A HALF-NANO$ECOND-LONGER-THAN-U$UAL BREAK LA$T WIPE. I THINK I'M $AFE FOR NOW.

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And I lik£, dont £v£n n££d to lik£ show up, LMAO!!!

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Don't air out my business like this. There are shareholders on this site. Pay €ut.

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Ratio: 2.00

MAN FUCK YOU. B(

※ COMMENT: That's concerning. ※ ADDENDUM: I'mm concerned for you.

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Lik£, no lik£ im SO okay, LMAO! Th£y lik£, wouldnt shoot m£ lik£, LMAO but lik£, if th£y lik£ totally want£d to, lik£, LOL! ;P

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HONE$TLY DON'T KNOW HOW I $TILL HAVE A JOB. I DON'T KNOW POOP FROM PEE ABOUT "MARKETING".

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Ratio: 1.32

...

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#MYBADBO$$ #NEPOTI$M

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QU1T3 TH3 M3T4PHOR.

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WHEN I$ TROLLER, THE CREATOR DROPPING "$UCRO$E POWDER ON MY TA$TE $LAB (FREAK MIX)" ON $LOPIFY? I NEED IT ON THERE LIKE, YE$TERDAY.

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Ratio: 1.59

Lik£, LMAO. lik£, funny s££ing you h£r£. ;/

$ORRY FOR GHO$TING, BABE. YOU KNOW HOW BU$Y I GET ;P

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