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fuck those pigs man #oinkoink
Uh Oh! @titularTerror R. Lalonde reportedly kicked fans out of her most recent book signing! Watch out fans - ship wrong and get shipped out! "I know who's on top" - R. Lalonde. 😧 https://i.postimg.cc/Z0kkkbpN/IMG-5990.jpg
#seed #hand #implication #wtfdude
Being torn away from my phone kicking and screaming, pitching a horrid fit #BeBackLater
sounds like a good time to me. what sorta surgeries is she offerin?
Are you looking for an assistant? #EvilSurgery
The gods of Chittr will not allow a #rechitt on this one. Damn damn damn.
Now accepting patients. #thedoctorisin
Quad this post if I am still allowed to do Evil Surgery on you. #EvilSurgery
#nsfwe I can be trusted with young impressionable minds. Ideally if those young minds have daddy problems. If you fall into this category, feel free to DM. I can help you sail these troubled waters.
#nsfw Sex.
A father will help his daughter. By any means necessary. If that involves slipping in medication she obviously needs but refuses to take voluntarily, well. That's just being a good parent. A father knows best, after all.
I learned that my soon to be divorced wife is cloning cats. Gonna clone myself, will update y’all on progress soon. Who wouldn’t want two of all this?
Every time I get jumpscared by some Mutie pinging some other Rose, I want to go Grimdark so violently it'll re-traumatize you fuckers. #Gore #SillyGoofyMood
"The gurney is too cold," "The smell of antiseptic makes me nauseous," All you do is complain about Evil Surgeon, it's unsightly. If you wanted to play Evil Dungeon instead, you could of just said so. #MyEvilDungeon #Rattlethebarsofyourcage
i think i should be the next president.
got a cock like a god and i know how to use it. #nsfw
Private chats leaked from a trusted source: "im at yo BM crib throwin m&m at yo kid head full speed" - #DStrider. Uh oh.... #BabyMamaDrama! #Messy
|< s€€ you in court
I don't like the yellow ones. #SupportWomen'sWrongs
Brony
nobody asked you.
yOu tRyInG To hAvE BaBiEs wItH Me tOo? HaTe bAbIeS. hAtE-BiEs. KeEp hAtInG! hOnK.
Congratulations on Fatherhood.
tOo lAtE, bRoThEr.
No. ... No, no. I stand by that. It doesn't. No adoption. Shooting them right out of your personal cannon.
controversially older boyfriend
Controversially younger girlfriend.
theres better things you could be leaking rn #heyo #gottem #alsostopthat
all the better to creampie with my dear ok that was bad let me go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r06VZKwykgU&list=RDpcCAKfe5a0M&index=16 (๑´>᎑<)~*
This reads as vaguely fetishistic. #Suitloversanonymous. #Idolikewhenyouwearatie.
putting karkat in the "torture labrynth" today. hope the kid makes it out.
i lowve seeing all of you lalondes around~
I too am married!
May I direct you to your previous interaction with my mother? Glass houses, Strider. #MommyIssues #Jocastamoment #PotKettle
Now that I'm saving Roses in the divorce, I have a public service announcement. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/9c/f2/b99cf23c67a6ba467bf14fd7139418e7.jpg #LalondeJustice
There's gotta be a troll Maury somewhere. Gonna save my daughter. #CallMaury #NeverGiveUp #NeverBackDown #LateAdoption
yo check this out i just #inseminated your #mom #nsfw
#alwaysnude #stridercivilwar
This is a very funny thread. You all are very amusing.
[1M4G3 D3SCR1PT1ON: SOM3ON3 ON TOP OF 4 L4DD3R, 1N 4 SHOPP1NG TROLL3Y, S33M1NGLY GO1NG 4T H1GH SP33D] #NSFW
You cannot ban the unbannable. #Freeher #Hehitsme
Nah you meant mommy. #nsfw #nsfwe
#Fuckyourstupidchunguslife
Oh, dear. #Fumbledit #Freudgetinthere
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The sprinter van is also filled with zip ties and ratchet straps and camera equipment. They are also used for camping. And bird watching.
im gonna be a pony in ur dms
This is normal. #ageisjustanumber
FIRE SONG PLAY MORE FREUD
Rechit.
Interesting.
Stock market? More like stalk market. #love2peep
@undyingUmbrage ugh chittr wwont let me respond to you directly im pretty sure this wwoke pos wwebsite is tryin to censor me anywway it feels so good to be seen for once in my pathetic moribund existence i strongly agree wwith your sentiment about bbwws you are vvery wwise skinny wwomen are an evven greater act a devvilry than fat wwhores in fact i wwould go so far as to argue that fat wwhores are the most noble wwomen for they embody the only praise wworthy female trait a ol big butt
we hate your clit #nsfw
#nowplaying #nsfw doing your mom
The Blessed Emily should of stopped whilst she was ahead.