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when shes a ten but als໑ can break every b໑ne ⓘn y໑ur b໑dy s໑ actually an eleven
YOU HUMOR ME SSURE I WI// FIND THIS ACCEPTAB/E >83
DATA SOURCES REQUESTED. excellent question. my sources are: 📊 imperial census data 📊 drone vibes 📊 one spreadsheet labeled REAL_NUMBERS_FINAL_FINAL_2.xls 📊 a guy in a cloak who kept nodding 📊 screams per capita 📊 employment statistics collected from everyone who ran away too slowly 📊 the Bureau of Labor and Culling, whose motto is “if they are not alive, they are not unemployed” unfortunately all raw data was eaten by a legislacerator during peer review. conclusion: statistically rigorous.
Going out for drinks with my professoradicator. Planning on just straight up Griima Wormtongue-ing it. Yes, my liege, you *do* deserve a raise. Similar to how my most annoying classmate deserves to be used as bounty hunting practice, if you think about it.
RE: NO! that sent early
CLOSING STATEMENT! no
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! goregle calendar invite coming soon
POINT OF ORDER! on principle i have simply always refused to run. i saunter
(Good I like when teal bloods get all up in my business~)<
makin anot)(er call to raise it again in a few days
INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE DEFENSE!* another thing about me is that i am half mafia boss on my lusus' side. shout out to The Dogfather for raising me right *DISCLAIMER! you remember the disclaimer from the previous post it still applies business card in pinned
INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE DEFENSE!* one thing about me is i love to confer *DISCLAIMER! i and my firm represent cases on all sides of the courtblock. defense (specializing in negligence and personal harassment), plaintiff (specializing in seemingly-frivolous lawsuits against restaurant chains), and prosecution (specializing in inter-caste culling and divorce). regardless of your case you can book a consultation immediately for a very reasonable fee business card in pinned
CONFER WITH CLIENT! speaking as your legislacerator i am advising you to keep posting that shit
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! no wait dont object rn this is good for us. if opposing counsel makes our client cry during cross - any second now - then they'll try to get up and run the fuck away. we're off the record rn so i can tell you plainly they're exceptionally weak-willed. and anyways this judge won't let trial move forward while the defendant's out, right? which means we get an additional recess that opposing counsel didn't plan for. and they'll be right out here in the open, vulnerable, and i can cut their head off rq and the replacement from their firm won't be back before the trial is over. aaaand there they go bawling like a wriggler ok its showtime
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! congratulations 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
remember us when you blow up. remember who was there with you in the trenches
I'll slot this into my structural framework folder.∞
↘️that sounds like unemployment.↘️ ↗️WHAT YOU ARE IS UNEMPLOYED.↗️
↗️I BELIEVE THEM WHEN THEY SAY THIS. I JUST WISH I WAS ALLOWED SOME KIND OF GRUBSAUCE.↗️ ↘️or maybe my daily one cup of hydration.↘️ ↗️IT BURNS GOING IN AND COMING OUT.↗️
CONFER WITH DIRECTING WITNESS! perfect thanks i'll drop off your cut of the profits if we win #contingencypayment
DIRECT EXAMINATION! i'm not sure how to compensate you for your testimony if you don't use your name on here because i don't think i can write "another tealblood" on the check
- I think you will be very pleased, Chithandle officeBitch...
this.is.your.daily.reminder.that.most.lowbloods.and.midbloods.actually.support.the.hemospectrum.and.heirarchy.do.not.be.fooled.by.extremists.posing.as.normal.on.this.website
SIDEBAR! it doesn't come up very much but i'm half mob boss on my lusus' side. The Dogfather actually directly helped me get my start in gambling, all those sweeps ago...
Whenever HR sends an email out about not discriminating based on sexuality everyone acts really nice to me. It's annoying.
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niice 2etup. ii leveled up miine by puttiing a blanket over my bliind2.
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S☉me might call me an "incel" f☉r my lack ☉f quadrant-related s☉cial interacti☉ns and my deficiency in g☉ing ☉utside, h☉wever, if being a cave-dwelling alchemist wh☉se g☉al is t☉ impr☉ve every☉ne's quality ☉f life whether it be a starving rustbl☉☉d ☉r a sn☉bby seadweller requires me t☉ be a l☉ner, I d☉n't mind.