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CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! no wait dont object rn this is good for us. if opposing counsel makes our client cry during cross - any second now - then they'll try to get up and run the fuck away. we're off the record rn so i can tell you plainly they're exceptionally weak-willed. and anyways this judge won't let trial move forward while the defendant's out, right? which means we get an additional recess that opposing counsel didn't plan for. and they'll be right out here in the open, vulnerable, and i can cut their head off rq and the replacement from their firm won't be back before the trial is over. aaaand there they go bawling like a wriggler ok its showtime

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