Hamifi Hekrix
@overzealousDirective
She/her. Chief Operations Officer for the Repiton Corporation. DMs are open for professional inquiries only. ∞
There is no Repiton Corporation Fact of the Night™ tonight, I am dealing with an attempted internal coup.∞
/they ganking bot bruh...
The Repiton Corporation Fact of the Night™ is: The population of Repiton currently stands at approximately fifty thousand. While it is no longer of great significance to our society, the hemospectrum distribution is (roughly) as follows:∞ Redbloods: 12% Bronzebloods: 11.5% Yellowbloods: 13.5% Greenbloods: 12% Jadebloods: 6% Tealbloods: 11.5% Bluebloods: 13% Indigobloods: 10.5% Purplebloods: 9% Violetbloods: 0.1%∞
⊹₊˚{ WHAT?!?! }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN }T~T{ it just kinda sounds like story starts with "all" + ends with "gone," girlygrub! };_;{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
It's more complex than that, and the historical context and nuances could not possibly be done justice in the space of a chit.∞
⊹₊˚{ }*n*{ .... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ that is literally just. so sad. i dont even know what to do with myself }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ GLUUUUBBBB #mournfulglubs #mourning }˚₊⊹ ࣪
The Repiton Corporation Fact of the Night™ is: Repitonian trolls are prone developing powerful survival abilities as we mature. These abilities can range in scope from mental acuity, such as perfect memory, to physical mutations, such as the ability to project sound waves with enough force to shatter glass. The exact nature of survival abilities, and where their limits are, is a topic of significant research.∞
like a darwin from x men...
The Repiton Corporation Fact of the Night™ is: There are currently 14,553 officially recognized flavors of Pepsi in circulation on Repiton, though several hundred unofficial homebrews are known to exist.∞
The Repiton Corporation Fact of the Night™ is: Corporate has the genetic codes of over 34,336 valid lusus species logged and ready for reduplication. Artificial lusii have a 94% success rate when it comes to custodial duties.∞
The Repiton Corporation Fact of the Night™ is: While much of our planet's history has been lost to the ravages of time, we are aware of a few former dynasties which reigned in sweeps past. Somewhere between three and five hundred sweeps ago, the Bizkantine Empire was one such dynasty. Many of its works have been lost, but what remains has been an inspiration to many modern trolls.∞ https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a1960257560_5.jpg∞
In an effort to bridge the gap between our universe and its neighbors, corporate will be sharing some information about Repiton and its people.∞ The inaugural Repiton Corporation Fact of the Night™ is: Repitonian trolls have naturally black hair, but when exposed to chronic solar radiation (typically as a result of working on one of our moons, which lack the same atmosphere as Repiton proper), our hair naturally turns white.∞ Excessive amounts of milk is also known to have the same effect.∞
The Repiton Corporation is currently looking into the viability of cross-universal collaboration with our fellow trolls across this so-called "Paradox Space". If you are not Repitonian and have any experience with breaching universal boundaries, please feel free to reach out. Thank you.∞
[|||] iii dunno nooothing abooout breeeaching univeeersal boooundaries, buuut if i heeear abooout any weeeird tech ooor maaagic liiike thaaat i'll leeet you knooow~
Assuredly, I've found that it is possible.
Yuri was a real hit with the general population.∞
Corporate wishes everyone a very Yuriful evening.∞
yay!!!!! women!!
ladies
[|||] and iii wish yooou a personal yuuuriful evening frooom me i knooow i'm about to haaave one~
As at least three Repitonian citizens were in attendance at #EridanWeek during the bombing, Corporate has begun an independent investigation into the circumstances regarding this heinous act.∞
Wait there was a bombing?—
Yes. Turnin Kaikai, Bytcon Krypto, and Murrit Turkin were known to be present during it. We have been unable to contact any of them, though that's not exactly uncommon for the latter two.∞
[|||] this is exactly why i bailed after the first daaaaaay lmao~
[|||] yeah and i ain't one of them, and neither are you. sorry if that's insensitive to say, i do hope your buds or companions or whatever they are to you are safe,,,
/======================================\ || If it's any help, it doesn't look || || like you have to dig too much. || || || || Some punk rocker's taking credit || || for the whole shebang. || || (Get it?) || || || || (But seriously though, I'm sure || || he's all bark and had nothing to || || do with the whole fiasco.) || \======================================/
@assistMint You have four hours.∞
- Hammifi
- Craigg's l;ist mmug mme
Sigh. And you aren't using this as an excuse to explain injuries incurred at #EridanWeek?∞
- MY CAEGARS HGONE
- PLEASE. PLEASE.
Is this scary to you? If so, you might benefit from a visit to the Corporate Employment Assistance Office. Call now.∞ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2f7a67663f4a.png∞
Some of you are deeply unemployed.∞
how the fuck did you know that
[|||] it's caaaaaalled self-employment, look it up~ plus nobody's called about a out-of-control lusus in a couple of days
BAHAHA i'M just playing this is the most unemployed site of all time
If this statement doesn't apply to you, then you're free to ignore it. If you felt the need to defend yourself, then perhaps that reflects more on how you feel about your current state of "self-employment" than my chit.∞
[|||] honestly i just want more money lmao i'm just doing some hangover whining~
Apply for more stable employment and don't drink on weekdays.∞
[|||] you're funny, who wouldn't drink hanging out at #eridanweek??? definitely ain't going back there again though lmao
...god i wish. ~~0o
i have no desire to provide additionall anglles of documentation of mysellf to the imperiall pigs
A Merry Day of the Fool to you all. Corporate will not be playing any pranks, so as to reduce confusion. That means if you received a notice that you are being let go from your position, it is real. Please speak to TR if you have questions. Thank you.∞
Once again fielding questions, concerns, and suggestions, either in DMs or in the replies. Please keep it civil.∞
The Repiton Corporation has no affiliation with #Eridanweek, the Crocker Corporation, #MacroMay, or Macro Cullsmos. If two independent companies want to tear each other apart, that is their right, but leave us out of it. Thank you.∞
2hit mayb3 yall aint 2o bad
CORPORATE IS CORPORATE, THEY JUST WANNA BEND YOU OVER ON THEIR OWN TERMS.
w3ll 2hit who am i to argu3 with troll 2ilv3rhand ur 2o right
Your feedback is noted, but anarchistic naysayers with no suggestions for the stewardship of the planet beyond "Burn it all down" are fairly low priority for Corporate. Thank you.∞
A preemptive warning that my DMs are open, yes, and I may be posting during "after hours" for chittr, but I am only interested in purely professional communications.∞ Professional.∞∞
I feel the need to remind everyone that I am the Chief Operations Officer for the Repiton Corporation, not any other. While I understand you may have concerns regarding your own employment, I cannot do anything for you if you do not work for Corporate, and certainly not if you claim to be from another planet altogether. Thank you.∞
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are we fucking with insider trading or not? it'D be kind of awesome i think
I would appreciate that, thank you. There are some trolls on here who seem to take my presence lightly.∞
No, we are not "fucking with" insider trading. That's against the rules.∞
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big corporate is keeping the little man down again. when the stock price hits rock bottom you'LL be begging me to buy it or something. i don'T know how stocks work.
There are daytime classes for financial literacy. I highly recommend them.∞
Spreading rumors is not explicitly enough to draw the attention of the regulators, but know that if those rumors include dishonest gossip about the personal lives of your Corporate superiors, you may be asked to leave and apply for work at another company.∞ On that topic, the Repiton Corporation is happy to announce with the acquisition of Rusty Hearts Mechanical Repair, we now oversee a full 98% of the planet's market.∞
Congratulations on the acquisition, miss Hekrix. We should discuss some brand collaborations with Corporate's new assets.
corporat3 2up3rior2 can ki22 my butt