Hamifi Hekrix
@overzealousDirective
She/her. Chief Operations Officer for the Repiton Corporation. DMs are open for professional inquiries only. ∞
As at least three Repitonian citizens were in attendance at #EridanWeek during the bombing, Corporate has begun an independent investigation into the circumstances regarding this heinous act.∞
Wait there was a bombing?—
Yes. Turnin Kaikai, Bytcon Krypto, and Murrit Turkin were known to be present during it. We have been unable to contact any of them, though that's not exactly uncommon for the latter two.∞
[|||] this is exactly why i bailed after the first daaaaaay lmao~
[|||] yeah and i ain't one of them, and neither are you. sorry if that's insensitive to say, i do hope your buds or companions or whatever they are to you are safe,,,
/======================================\ || If it's any help, it doesn't look || || like you have to dig too much. || || || || Some punk rocker's taking credit || || for the whole shebang. || || (Get it?) || || || || (But seriously though, I'm sure || || he's all bark and had nothing to || || do with the whole fiasco.) || \======================================/
@assistMint You have four hours.∞
Sigh. And you aren't using this as an excuse to explain injuries incurred at #EridanWeek?∞
Is this scary to you? If so, you might benefit from a visit to the Corporate Employment Assistance Office. Call now.∞ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2f7a67663f4a.png∞
Some of you are deeply unemployed.∞
[|||] it's caaaaaalled self-employment, look it up~ plus nobody's called about a out-of-control lusus in a couple of days
If this statement doesn't apply to you, then you're free to ignore it. If you felt the need to defend yourself, then perhaps that reflects more on how you feel about your current state of "self-employment" than my chit.∞
[|||] honestly i just want more money lmao i'm just doing some hangover whining~
Apply for more stable employment and don't drink on weekdays.∞
[|||] you're funny, who wouldn't drink hanging out at #eridanweek??? definitely ain't going back there again though lmao
...god i wish. ~~0o
i have no desire to provide additionall anglles of documentation of mysellf to the imperiall pigs
A Merry Day of the Fool to you all. Corporate will not be playing any pranks, so as to reduce confusion. That means if you received a notice that you are being let go from your position, it is real. Please speak to TR if you have questions. Thank you.∞
Once again fielding questions, concerns, and suggestions, either in DMs or in the replies. Please keep it civil.∞
The Repiton Corporation has no affiliation with #Eridanweek, the Crocker Corporation, #MacroMay, or Macro Cullsmos. If two independent companies want to tear each other apart, that is their right, but leave us out of it. Thank you.∞
2hit mayb3 yall aint 2o bad
CORPORATE IS CORPORATE, THEY JUST WANNA BEND YOU OVER ON THEIR OWN TERMS.
Your feedback is noted, but anarchistic naysayers with no suggestions for the stewardship of the planet beyond "Burn it all down" are fairly low priority for Corporate. Thank you.∞
A preemptive warning that my DMs are open, yes, and I may be posting during "after hours" for chittr, but I am only interested in purely professional communications.∞ Professional.∞∞
I feel the need to remind everyone that I am the Chief Operations Officer for the Repiton Corporation, not any other. While I understand you may have concerns regarding your own employment, I cannot do anything for you if you do not work for Corporate, and certainly not if you claim to be from another planet altogether. Thank you.∞
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I would appreciate that, thank you. There are some trolls on here who seem to take my presence lightly.∞
No, we are not "fucking with" insider trading. That's against the rules.∞
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There are daytime classes for financial literacy. I highly recommend them.∞
Spreading rumors is not explicitly enough to draw the attention of the regulators, but know that if those rumors include dishonest gossip about the personal lives of your Corporate superiors, you may be asked to leave and apply for work at another company.∞ On that topic, the Repiton Corporation is happy to announce with the acquisition of Rusty Hearts Mechanical Repair, we now oversee a full 98% of the planet's market.∞
Congratulations on the acquisition, miss Hekrix. We should discuss some brand collaborations with Corporate's new assets.
corporat3 2up3rior2 can ki22 my butt
While, again, the Repiton Corporation has nothing to do with #EridanWeek, we nonetheless mourn the loss of Troll Bruno Mars and give our condolences to his loved ones.∞
@assistMint You have two hours.∞
I'm feeling charitable, so I'll give you exactly one more chance. Do not fail me. You have twenty four hours to bring me Blambi for the ClawSphere 2. Do not fail me.∞
I am fielding an unusual amount of comments about it, so I will make a public statement: The Repiton Corporation has no affiliation with #EridanWeek. We do not know who Eridan is.∞
@assistMint You have six hours.∞
@assistMint You have seven hours.∞
We are on track for one of our most profitable nights this sweep. If we finish high tonight, there will be a Corporate-wide pizza party with light Pepsi.∞
Congratulations, Chief Regulator Iopara, for your 400th successful resolution of criminal activity. Repiton is safer for your hard work.∞
The employee of the blink is Rypite Koldan, in acknowledgement of his hard work on Skorpe as well as his enthusiastic suggestions for several other aesthetic facets of Corporate. Congratulations, Mr. Koldan, keep up the good work.∞ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a1d44be0966.png∞
mmmmmmmhow magnanimous of you to dole out such acknowledgements. i hope that your highlighted employees do not become complacent in the wake of it. sincerely, }{aurum.
I can assure you, complacency is not acceptable at the Repiton Corporation.∞
𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐬𝐨 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞!
𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐡𝐚..𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐈 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝..
Frankly, I cannot believe I have to say this, but to be entirely clear:∞ Corporate does not "have the real Bart Simpson trapped in the reduplication caverns to entertain the wrigglers."∞ That is a man in a costume. I am sorry to ruin the illusion for you, but the protestors are starting to become a safety issue. There is no need to #FreeBart, as he is not being held hostage. Thank you.∞
the real bart siMpson is not the one beinG held hostaGe, i'M the one who is
Don't be so dramatic. You get paid for your time, and you get your share of nights off.∞
the aMount of lunG and bladder issues i have Gotten because of this job and the lack of breaks it offers is not worth it at all
While I appreciate the apparent enthusiasm evident in the sentiment, please refer to me as Hamifi Hekrix, miss Hekrix, or Chief Operations Officer Hekrix in official correspondence. Not "girlboss", thank you.∞
On that note, I do not make a habit of "gaslighting" or "gatekeeping". Thank you.∞