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@handMaid The shots from our photoshoot are ready. I wish nothing but good luck to you. :B #NSFW #Suggestive
In Other Exciting And Pleasant News A Fresh Hatchling Has Bitten An Earring Straight From My Ear Chewed It And Swallowed It So Im Not Really Sure How My Day Could Get Any Better Than This
↘️my corporate superiors↘️ ↗️ALL OF WHOM ARE VASTLY MORE PHYSICALLY HONED AND INFINITELY MORE CAPABLE THAN I IN THE OFFICARENA.↗️ ↘️have seen my most recent posts, and admonished me for "needlessly supporting rival companies for my own sake"↘️ ↗️AND↗️ ↘️"haphazardly indoctrinating a wider audience into the feelerplanes of another, lesser llc".↘️ ↗️TO COMPENSATE FOR MY RESIGNATION TO A "LESSER SUPERIOR"↗️ ↘️can you believe that↘️ ↗️THEY HAVE OPTED TO TRY A MORE INTENSIVE, SLAVERING FORM OF CORPORAL PUNISHMENT, REMOVED FROM THE TYPICAL, INNOCUOUS EFFORTS OF PHYSICAL REPRIMANDING.↗️ ↘️i have been ordered, with pointed, iron prong, to remove the pre-chewed pieces of rubber mastication paste from the underplank of my worksquare neighbors' corporate workplatform.↘️ ↗️AND REGRIND IT, WITH MY OWN BLUNTED, USELESS FANGS, INTO A MALLEABLE SUBSTANCE ONCE MORE.↗️ ↘️i cnann allready taste the remmnants of its prior, herbal flahvor.↘️
- Thank you mma'amm. Thank you so mmuch. Thank you. thank. Thank you
So Glad to have you, Champ! (You mentioned the Wrong Account, though...)
- Hi, all. 👋😁 I amm verry pleased to announce the beginning of mmy emmploymment at SKORPE (a Repiton-based for-somme-profits corporation), courtesy of the inimmitable @visionaryInstallmment#3252 🙌👏😆 - Effective tonight, I will be joining their teamm as a remmote admministrangulative-clericull mmulti-professional! Please wish mme luck and ruthless victory over all mmy enemmies as I launch horns-firspt into this ammazing new opportunity! 🥳🥳🎉 And thank you, Mr. Koldan, for taking a chance on mme! I will do mmy best to bring the vastest possiblele honor to your commpany! ☺️☺️ - #Skorpe #SuccessfulSaturday #SommeoneCallTheFlaySquad! #HaahaNotReally #PleaseDont #BusinessBoost
This is a socially respectable answer, at least.
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[FORWARD] [UNCLASSIFIED] Hey everytroll, We here in upper management have been loving hearing all about #eridanweek. (Some of us are there right now!). In order to feed off this, we thought it would be a great idea to introduce our own Hip And Hype week -- #workweek! Get stuck in, knowing you're a part of something greater. If you exceed your numbers this week, we may even provide a flavour disc festivity for everyone. NOTE: Anyone who is deemed to not be sufficiently celebrating #workweek WILL be pulled into our offices for an interrorgation and put on a PIP (painful improvement plan) immediately. Many thanks, Management. #workweek.
Delighted to announce one of our evening headliners @clownBae transported in from OLD ALTERNIA to perform at #eridanweek! *Crockercorp is not legally responsible for injury, dismemberment, or death at #eridanweek
Yo, everyone wwatch me twwirl around real quick (Uh)
Little known trivia. Our company, Macro Cullsmos, was in part named after the first troll sky skimmer to ever reach supersonic speed. The original sky skimmer was called the Macro Sonic. Goregle it, if you'd like to learn more about it. #MacroCullsmos #Innovation #Technology #Business - MC Oleana
∞if anyone has any complaints about the company of corporate i'll be happy to hear them so that me and my team can try our best to fix the issues.
YAYYY CONGRATZ!!! x)
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It's times like these that encourage one to relish in their every hard-earned success and boundless fortune.