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[FORWARD] [UNCLASSIFIED] Hey everytroll, We here in upper management have been loving hearing all about #eridanweek. (Some of us are there right now!). In order to feed off this, we thought it would be a great idea to introduce our own Hip And Hype week -- #workweek! Get stuck in, knowing you're a part of something greater. If you exceed your numbers this week, we may even provide a flavour disc festivity for everyone. NOTE: Anyone who is deemed to not be sufficiently celebrating #workweek WILL be pulled into our offices for an interrorgation and put on a PIP (painful improvement plan) immediately. Many thanks, Management. #workweek.

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#beetleweek will prevail.

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[IN CONFIDENCE] What are the benefits offered at #beetleweek?

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burrowing. rotting wood. dirt. detritus. the swarm. maybe wrestling.

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[IN CONFIDENCE] What about a fucking beer.

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beer. will be considered.

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