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Unreal Heiress, hold my calls.
SO YOU ACKNOWLEDGE. IN WRITING. THAT I HAVE BEEN THE BOMB UP UNTIL THIS POINT. I'LL SETTLE FOR THAT. #CHECKMATE.
@handMaid The shots from our photoshoot are ready. I wish nothing but good luck to you. :B #NSFW #Suggestive
/they ganking bot bruh...
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- The Duellist called mme "a twink" - Amm I supposed to agree with this??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
gavwe up that gimmick quick huh? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/437e23d542ae.png
In Other Exciting And Pleasant News A Fresh Hatchling Has Bitten An Earring Straight From My Ear Chewed It And Swallowed It So Im Not Really Sure How My Day Could Get Any Better Than This
- Hanifi please 😂😂😂😂😂👍
- Hahamm, no! I'mm Working doubles! 😂👍
- Help mme pleage
I hate it when you lock granderbulbs with a random troll on the street, and enter into a non-optional #Fiduspawn battle to the death. I'm beating off a clown right now, but his fiduspawn all have high HP and defenses, so it's come down to a battle of attrition. This is going to take forever. #Mondays - MC Oleana
↘️my corporate superiors↘️ ↗️ALL OF WHOM ARE VASTLY MORE PHYSICALLY HONED AND INFINITELY MORE CAPABLE THAN I IN THE OFFICARENA.↗️ ↘️have seen my most recent posts, and admonished me for "needlessly supporting rival companies for my own sake"↘️ ↗️AND↗️ ↘️"haphazardly indoctrinating a wider audience into the feelerplanes of another, lesser llc".↘️ ↗️TO COMPENSATE FOR MY RESIGNATION TO A "LESSER SUPERIOR"↗️ ↘️can you believe that↘️ ↗️THEY HAVE OPTED TO TRY A MORE INTENSIVE, SLAVERING FORM OF CORPORAL PUNISHMENT, REMOVED FROM THE TYPICAL, INNOCUOUS EFFORTS OF PHYSICAL REPRIMANDING.↗️ ↘️i have been ordered, with pointed, iron prong, to remove the pre-chewed pieces of rubber mastication paste from the underplank of my worksquare neighbors' corporate workplatform.↘️ ↗️AND REGRIND IT, WITH MY OWN BLUNTED, USELESS FANGS, INTO A MALLEABLE SUBSTANCE ONCE MORE.↗️ ↘️i cnann allready taste the remmnants of its prior, herbal flahvor.↘️
- Hi, all. 👋😁 I amm verry pleased to announce the beginning of mmy emmploymment at SKORPE (a Repiton-based for-somme-profits corporation), courtesy of the inimmitable @visionaryInstallmment#3252 🙌👏😆 - Effective tonight, I will be joining their teamm as a remmote admministrangulative-clericull mmulti-professional! Please wish mme luck and ruthless victory over all mmy enemmies as I launch horns-firspt into this ammazing new opportunity! 🥳🥳🎉 And thank you, Mr. Koldan, for taking a chance on mme! I will do mmy best to bring the vastest possiblele honor to your commpany! ☺️☺️ - #Skorpe #SuccessfulSaturday #SommeoneCallTheFlaySquad! #HaahaNotReally #PleaseDont #BusinessBoost
Wait there was a bombing?—
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
- I can't fai l you
BAHAHA i'M just playing this is the most unemployed site of all time
[|||] you're funny, who wouldn't drink hanging out at #eridanweek??? definitely ain't going back there again though lmao
...god i wish. ~~0o
i have no desire to provide additionall anglles of documentation of mysellf to the imperiall pigs
how the fuck did you know that
CORPORATE IS CORPORATE, THEY JUST WANNA BEND YOU OVER ON THEIR OWN TERMS.
- Hi, Hammifi! 👋😄😆 I've be happy to drop by and Hand it over! I'll be on mmy way faster than you can say "in a jiffy"! LOL!
the real bart siMpson is not the one beinG held hostaGe, i'M the one who is
- Hammifi please not where Oleana can see
- I had to go to space!!! 🥲🤣 LOL! Unplanned off-planet delays!!!
#Nowplaying— https://open—spotify—com/track/14oJCwm47ORv0ZYTqgSKXu?—si=a2lc9BotRfW_w4frfEmnqw
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Congratulations on the acquisition, miss Hekrix. We should discuss some brand collaborations with Corporate's new assets.
Little known trivia. Our company, Macro Cullsmos, was in part named after the first troll sky skimmer to ever reach supersonic speed. The original sky skimmer was called the Macro Sonic. Goregle it, if you'd like to learn more about it. #MacroCullsmos #Innovation #Technology #Business - MC Oleana
𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐬𝐨 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞!
𝐎𝐡! 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐌𝐫𝐬 𝐇𝐞𝐤𝐫𝐢𝐱!!
he looks like a swell guy
Hello, miss Hekrix. I have many ideas for the #BlackoutFestival if you or Sestro would merely return my calls. There's a wonderful opportunity for cross collaboration here with my magazine, Sideline.
↗️I AM DEDICATED TO THE SALE AND THE STOCKS AND THE BONDS.↗️ ↘️this is important to me.↘️
It's times like these that encourage one to relish in their every hard-earned success and boundless fortune.