โฆ pitied by @overzealousDirective
- The Duellist called mme "a twink" - Amm I supposed to agree with this??? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
gavwe up that gimmick quick huh? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/437e23d542ae.png
In Other Exciting And Pleasant News A Fresh Hatchling Has Bitten An Earring Straight From My Ear Chewed It And Swallowed It So Im Not Really Sure How My Day Could Get Any Better Than This
- Hanifi please ๐๐๐๐๐๐
- Hahamm, no! I'mm Working doubles! ๐๐
- Help mme pleage
I hate it when you lock granderbulbs with a random troll on the street, and enter into a non-optional #Fiduspawn battle to the death. I'm beating off a clown right now, but his fiduspawn all have high HP and defenses, so it's come down to a battle of attrition. This is going to take forever. #Mondays - MC Oleana
โ๏ธmy corporate superiorsโ๏ธ โ๏ธALL OF WHOM ARE VASTLY MORE PHYSICALLY HONED AND INFINITELY MORE CAPABLE THAN I IN THE OFFICARENA.โ๏ธ โ๏ธhave seen my most recent posts, and admonished me for "needlessly supporting rival companies for my own sake"โ๏ธ โ๏ธANDโ๏ธ โ๏ธ"haphazardly indoctrinating a wider audience into the feelerplanes of another, lesser llc".โ๏ธ โ๏ธTO COMPENSATE FOR MY RESIGNATION TO A "LESSER SUPERIOR"โ๏ธ โ๏ธcan you believe thatโ๏ธ โ๏ธTHEY HAVE OPTED TO TRY A MORE INTENSIVE, SLAVERING FORM OF CORPORAL PUNISHMENT, REMOVED FROM THE TYPICAL, INNOCUOUS EFFORTS OF PHYSICAL REPRIMANDING.โ๏ธ โ๏ธi have been ordered, with pointed, iron prong, to remove the pre-chewed pieces of rubber mastication paste from the underplank of my worksquare neighbors' corporate workplatform.โ๏ธ โ๏ธAND REGRIND IT, WITH MY OWN BLUNTED, USELESS FANGS, INTO A MALLEABLE SUBSTANCE ONCE MORE.โ๏ธ โ๏ธi cnann allready taste the remmnants of its prior, herbal flahvor.โ๏ธ
Let's all be Kind to our Struggling Friend. She's Young and Hormonal - she's got Enough going on without people Mocking her.
So Glad to have you, Champ! (You mentioned the Wrong Account, though...)
- Hi, all. ๐๐ I amm verry pleased to announce the beginning of mmy emmploymment at SKORPE (a Repiton-based for-somme-profits corporation), courtesy of the inimmitable @visionaryInstallmment#3252 ๐๐๐ - Effective tonight, I will be joining their teamm as a remmote admministrangulative-clericull mmulti-professional! Please wish mme luck and ruthless victory over all mmy enemmies as I launch horns-firspt into this ammazing new opportunity! ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ And thank you, Mr. Koldan, for taking a chance on mme! I will do mmy best to bring the vastest possiblele honor to your commpany! โบ๏ธโบ๏ธ - #Skorpe #SuccessfulSaturday #SommeoneCallTheFlaySquad! #HaahaNotReally #PleaseDont #BusinessBoost
Wait there was a bombing?โ
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? โฅ๏ธ - Scalding hot. โฆ๏ธ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. โ ๏ธ - Lukewarm. โฃ๏ธ - Room temperature.
- I can't fai l you
[|||] you're funny, who wouldn't drink hanging out at #eridanweek??? definitely ain't going back there again though lmao
...god i wish. ~~0o
i have no desire to provide additionall anglles of documentation of mysellf to the imperiall pigs
CORPORATE IS CORPORATE, THEY JUST WANNA BEND YOU OVER ON THEIR OWN TERMS.
- Hi, Hammifi! ๐๐๐ I've be happy to drop by and Hand it over! I'll be on mmy way faster than you can say "in a jiffy"! LOL!
the real bart siMpson is not the one beinG held hostaGe, i'M the one who is
- Hammifi please not where Oleana can see
- I had to go to space!!! ๐ฅฒ๐คฃ LOL! Unplanned off-planet delays!!!
#Nowplayingโ https://openโspotifyโcom/track/14oJCwm47ORv0ZYTqgSKXu?โsi=a2lc9BotRfW_w4frfEmnqw
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Congratulations on the acquisition, miss Hekrix. We should discuss some brand collaborations with Corporate's new assets.
Little known trivia. Our company, Macro Cullsmos, was in part named after the first troll sky skimmer to ever reach supersonic speed. The original sky skimmer was called the Macro Sonic. Goregle it, if you'd like to learn more about it. #MacroCullsmos #Innovation #Technology #Business - MC Oleana
๐ ๐๐ฆ ๐ฌ๐จ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐ง๐๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ข๐ญ๐ฅ๐!
๐๐ก! ๐๐ก๐๐ง๐ค ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐ซ๐ฌ ๐๐๐ค๐ซ๐ข๐ฑ!!
he looks like a swell guy
Hello, miss Hekrix. I have many ideas for the #BlackoutFestival if you or Sestro would merely return my calls. There's a wonderful opportunity for cross collaboration here with my magazine, Sideline.
โ๏ธI AM DEDICATED TO THE SALE AND THE STOCKS AND THE BONDS.โ๏ธ โ๏ธthis is important to me.โ๏ธ
It's times like these that encourage one to relish in their every hard-earned success and boundless fortune.