Hamifi Hekrix
@overzealousDirective
She/her. Chief Operations Officer for the Repiton Corporation. DMs are open for professional inquiries only. ∞
This Concerns Me #concerned
What concerns you, exactly?∞
If I Were To Begin From The Top Of My Concern Indices We Would Be Here Until Tomorrow Night So I Have Elected To Post Vaguely
I see. Well, if you need a sympathetic ear, I would be willing to listen.∞
Okay Well Wait If Were Speaking Plainly Do You Ever Feel Like You Might Be Operating On A Level Of Sanity Your Peers Simply Dont Have Access To Or Something Like That
Yes, fairly often. I would say at least twice a night, and on some nights several times. I fear it's a fairly common reaction when one is surrounded by trolls who look to you as a beacon of stability.∞
As at least three Repitonian citizens were in attendance at #EridanWeek during the bombing, Corporate has begun an independent investigation into the circumstances regarding this heinous act.∞
Wait there was a bombing?—
Yes. Turnin Kaikai, Bytcon Krypto, and Murrit Turkin were known to be present during it. We have been unable to contact any of them, though that's not exactly uncommon for the latter two.∞
[|||] this is exactly why i bailed after the first daaaaaay lmao~
/======================================\ || If it's any help, it doesn't look || || like you have to dig too much. || || || || Some punk rocker's taking credit || || for the whole shebang. || || (Get it?) || || || || (But seriously though, I'm sure || || he's all bark and had nothing to || || do with the whole fiasco.) || \======================================/
@assistMint You have four hours.∞
Sigh. And you aren't using this as an excuse to explain injuries incurred at #EridanWeek?∞
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
It's clearly the second option, insofar as when you actually eat it. But in terms of serving, assuming you made reservations at a reputable establishment, it should be served as hot as possible to allow you to continue making conversation over the fragrant dishes.∞
@assistMint You have two hours.∞
- Hi, Hammifi! 👋😄😆 I've be happy to drop by and Hand it over! I'll be on mmy way faster than you can say "in a jiffy"! LOL!
I'm feeling charitable, so I'll give you exactly one more chance. Do not fail me. You have twenty four hours to bring me Blambi for the ClawSphere 2. Do not fail me.∞
- For the record. A few trolls have nibblebugged their way out of the woodwork to claimm that in their previous concupiscent relationships with mme (Mint, of Handy Business Solutions!), they were subject to "erratic," or "dangerous," or "actually kind of evil" behavior. Or that I "have an inordinate ammount of hatred in [mmy] feeble body." 😥🤕 - This is NOT true. Don't listen to these mmen. Because any of the wommen I've briefly shared squares with will very Helpfully tell you the OPPOSITE! 😄😁 #ListenToWommen #TheEmmpressIsAWomman #ListeningAndLearning
You have nineteen hours.∞
Did anyone else just see the CEO of Crockercorp rechitt certain... eXplicit materials.. on the timeline just now...? Just me? #StockAdvice - MC Oleana
No, I didn't see anything. You're crazy.∞
Some of you are deeply unemployed.∞
[|||] it's caaaaaalled self-employment, look it up~ plus nobody's called about a out-of-control lusus in a couple of days
If this statement doesn't apply to you, then you're free to ignore it. If you felt the need to defend yourself, then perhaps that reflects more on how you feel about your current state of "self-employment" than my chit.∞
[|||] honestly i just want more money lmao i'm just doing some hangover whining~
Apply for more stable employment and don't drink on weekdays.∞