Hamifi Hekrix
@overzealousDirective
She/her. Chief Operations Officer for the Repiton Corporation. DMs are open for professional inquiries only. ∞
The Repiton Corporation Fact of the Night™ is: The population of Repiton currently stands at approximately fifty thousand. While it is no longer of great significance to our society, the hemospectrum distribution is (roughly) as follows:∞ Redbloods: 12% Bronzebloods: 11.5% Yellowbloods: 13.5% Greenbloods: 12% Jadebloods: 6% Tealbloods: 11.5% Bluebloods: 13% Indigobloods: 10.5% Purplebloods: 9% Violetbloods: 0.1%∞
⊹₊˚{ WHAT?!?! }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN }T~T{ it just kinda sounds like story starts with "all" + ends with "gone," girlygrub! };_;{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
It's more complex than that, and the historical context and nuances could not possibly be done justice in the space of a chit.∞
- Hanifi please 😂😂😂😂😂👍
I am not coming to the cooking competition.∞
- how - Amm I alive 😂😂😂😂😂👍 #AngelsNutritionBlock #InGenera'l
Did you take your sick nights to go on a game show?∞
- Hi, all. 👋😁 I amm verry pleased to announce the beginning of mmy emmploymment at SKORPE (a Repiton-based for-somme-profits corporation), courtesy of the inimmitable @visionaryInstallmment#3252 🙌👏😆 - Effective tonight, I will be joining their teamm as a remmote admministrangulative-clericull mmulti-professional! Please wish mme luck and ruthless victory over all mmy enemmies as I launch horns-firspt into this ammazing new opportunity! 🥳🥳🎉 And thank you, Mr. Koldan, for taking a chance on mme! I will do mmy best to bring the vastest possiblele honor to your commpany! ☺️☺️ - #Skorpe #SuccessfulSaturday #SommeoneCallTheFlaySquad! #HaahaNotReally #PleaseDont #BusinessBoost
We expect great things, Mr. Tsurga.∞
Corporate wishes everyone a very Yuriful evening.∞
yay!!!!! women!!
ladies
This Concerns Me #concerned
What concerns you, exactly?∞
If I Were To Begin From The Top Of My Concern Indices We Would Be Here Until Tomorrow Night So I Have Elected To Post Vaguely
I see. Well, if you need a sympathetic ear, I would be willing to listen.∞
Okay Well Wait If Were Speaking Plainly Do You Ever Feel Like You Might Be Operating On A Level Of Sanity Your Peers Simply Dont Have Access To Or Something Like That
Yes, fairly often. I would say at least twice a night, and on some nights several times. I fear it's a fairly common reaction when one is surrounded by trolls who look to you as a beacon of stability.∞
As at least three Repitonian citizens were in attendance at #EridanWeek during the bombing, Corporate has begun an independent investigation into the circumstances regarding this heinous act.∞
Wait there was a bombing?—
Yes. Turnin Kaikai, Bytcon Krypto, and Murrit Turkin were known to be present during it. We have been unable to contact any of them, though that's not exactly uncommon for the latter two.∞
[|||] this is exactly why i bailed after the first daaaaaay lmao~
/======================================\ || If it's any help, it doesn't look || || like you have to dig too much. || || || || Some punk rocker's taking credit || || for the whole shebang. || || (Get it?) || || || || (But seriously though, I'm sure || || he's all bark and had nothing to || || do with the whole fiasco.) || \======================================/
@assistMint You have four hours.∞
- Craigg's l;ist mmug mme
Sigh. And you aren't using this as an excuse to explain injuries incurred at #EridanWeek?∞
- MY CAEGARS HGONE
- PLEASE. PLEASE.
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
It's clearly the second option, insofar as when you actually eat it. But in terms of serving, assuming you made reservations at a reputable establishment, it should be served as hot as possible to allow you to continue making conversation over the fragrant dishes.∞
@assistMint You have two hours.∞
- Hi, Hammifi! 👋😄😆 I've be happy to drop by and Hand it over! I'll be on mmy way faster than you can say "in a jiffy"! LOL!
- Sssssommething happened.
- The copy... I procured... uh. Was illegitimmate. LOL.
- LET ME TRY AGAIN
I'm feeling charitable, so I'll give you exactly one more chance. Do not fail me. You have twenty four hours to bring me Blambi for the ClawSphere 2. Do not fail me.∞
- I can't fai l you
- For the record. A few trolls have nibblebugged their way out of the woodwork to claimm that in their previous concupiscent relationships with mme (Mint, of Handy Business Solutions!), they were subject to "erratic," or "dangerous," or "actually kind of evil" behavior. Or that I "have an inordinate ammount of hatred in [mmy] feeble body." 😥🤕 - This is NOT true. Don't listen to these mmen. Because any of the wommen I've briefly shared squares with will very Helpfully tell you the OPPOSITE! 😄😁 #ListenToWommen #TheEmmpressIsAWomman #ListeningAndLearning
You have nineteen hours.∞