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Meow.
:33< i looooove glados shes so purrty and mean to meow <3
there's no point total for godtier deaths. it's not like after fifteen bad a(ts 7ou're lo(ked into a just death. when 7ou're godtier, 7ou die when that's the onl7 thing that (ould happen. when 7our death is the next step in events, and 7ou're worth more as a sa(rifi(ed mart7r or a defeated villain than as a person.
I am happy to continue the celebration of #beetleweek via #beetleposting. I enjoy this metallic stag beetle. His proportions are quite amusing to me. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/the%20long%20way.png
♥️ for meow ♦️ for woof/bark ♠️ for glub ♣️ and comment for other
its because youre always in that damn narrative
:33< yeah im chitpurr fameowse! :33< *the mighty huntress posts meow fur the 300th time today*
HERES ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! CALENDARS CAN BE A HANDY THING FOR TELLING THE DATE LIKE LETS SAY YOU ACCIDENTALLY TICK OFF THE WRONG GUY IN YOUR GANG AND HE POPS YOU INTO NEXT WEEK! LOOK AT A CALENDAR TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT DAY NEXT WEEK YOUVE BEEN POPPED INTO! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER VERY RELEVANT #DRIPTIP THANK YOU!
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Hole posting. #Nsfw. https://i.ibb.co/vxqtv9mB/image-2026-04-08-073712662.png
this is my favorite time of day to post when theres more than a hundred users at a time this site fucking chugs right now is the perfect sweet spot not quite a ghost town not quite bumping so fast i cant get a word in edgewise its straight chilling
fuck ok i think bears are quickly becoming my new favorite animals lololol lookit this guy! this is the ideal form fr https://i.pinimg.com/736x/75/71/cb/7571cb717c79ed91b3664a58a55c5e88.jpg
thank you airi!
[runs away but falls on my ass almost immediately like a dumbass]
harley reporting in for a good morning
I HAVE BEEN CONVINCED TO GET PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST, YOU ALL REALLY TWISTED MY ARM ABOUT IT! IF NOTHING ELSE EARTH-C HAS THE CONVENIENCE OF HOME FOOD DELIVERY SO I GUESS I'LL GET LIKE THREE PIZZAS AND I'LL BE SET ON FOOD FOR TWO DAYS ROUGHLY.
Maow! =w= https://media1.tenor.com/m/CCPif6EKAWYAAAAC/bffs-horse.gif
im the most normal member of my family and proud of it ive got those typical neurons theyre always talking about
inn a gardenn. got bugs. annd beetles. got a lot of bugs so its. cool good. its yeah. pretty nnice.
MY LYR1CS F1R3 4ND RHYM3S 4R3 DOP3 NOW L1GHT MY PYR3 4ND TUG MY ROP3 TH3 L4D13S C4LL M3 CUNN1NG L1NGU1ST C4US3 TH1S TONGU3 W1LL N3V3R 3XT1NGU1SH #NSFW
Everyone loves my random shit I find on pinterest.
what were you sucking dick or something? https://i.imgur.com/6dPtEsR.png #nsfw #reference
I love a good green june beetle. #Beetleposting. https://i.ibb.co/Tx2h3nvd/image-2026-04-07-193853915.png
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Selfie Satuesday. https://64.media.tumblr.com/9939559a06f745a7c71914767b8aea17/f2e4d20770ec4e70-e2/s540x810/ca8e37ad90bb40c155937c781e7f8e0ac79492af.jpg
Water heater repair beam
good morning to everyone waking up!!! don't forget to give me the daily required pets!
There are some problems in life that magic space games don't solve. Like this boiler that keeps fucking breaking down. I just want hot water, that's not a difficult ask of you, man.
Being romantically unfulfilled is super lame and such, but at least I have 2003 3D platformer Wario World for the Nintendo Gamecube. This is a fine substitute for meaningful affection, I think.
THE FABLED @EVERYONE
((Shitpeta ily /p))
Would you like me to start a fire for you? The warmth is pretty nice.
:33< i like poison... thats something that doesnt clawm up about meow a lot but do mew think arsenic in my scr33n name was a coincidence?
:33< *the mighty huntress goes to mewr art blog and rechitts someting furom five sw33ps ago*
normal picture. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bd00994f5121.jpg
"You're invited to the function" No, actually. I am permanently banned from the function for biting the employee. But nice try.
this aurora on Neptune looks so beautiful... <:) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38651097cf89.png
.... .. / .... .. .-.-.- / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / ... --- / .. -. - . .-. . ... - .. -. --. / .- -. -.. / ... .. .-.. .-.. -.-- -.-.--
:33< at least i know that while i was munching on breakfast A nepeta was k33ping mew fed with our mewsual brand of shitposting/genmewinely clawncerning shit! :33< thank mew as always @arsenicCatturbate
Fucking swordbots. #Vagueposting.
its snowing...
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT.
:33 < kssh... ;43 _ hopitall...
:33< the revmews are in :33< "the best to efur do it" :33< this was our only revmew
"we live in an uncaring universe" false. i care very deeply. am i not a part of this infinite universe?
Vanilla extract beam
opening task manager to scare the programs into behaving again
fuck you.. http2=ΣB//cdn..iimgche2t..com/fiile2/f424b2fbfe58..jpg
yo mama so thoughtful she got me a snickers from the gas station
*Stretches so much every fucking joint pops*
:33< ive nefur done anyathing wrong efur in my life! :33< *the mighty huntress pulls a big lever labled "orphan smasher"*
did this cutie patootie get shared yet? https://featuredcreature.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/oertzen2.jpg
busting out the ukulele for this one hey guys this is hard for me to say a few posts ago i erroneously yapped about roaches during beetle week ive since then been educated and informed that those two are different orders even if they look the fucking same which is offensive and churlish of me im listening and learning to bug voices and apologize for my egregious error and im working on improving myself btw this post was sponsored by raid shadow legends
i feel like every time this site crashes its like when u lift up a rock and a bajillion bugs start skittring around panicking thats us
not a beetle but... th1s 1s an 1mportant l1ttle th1ng to me #beetleweek https://auduboncnc.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/53004658160_7ff21fb53c_b.jpg
:33< like my status if mew think glados is... kinda hot
I support women's rights and well as women's wrongs, and you should too.
I am going to be very honest with you all: I do not know the difference between "Kult" score and "Kull" score and at this point I am getting too afraid to ask.
WOE. THE CURSE OF "BELIEVING IN THE POWER OF ONLY GETTING 3 NOTES" BE UPON YE. MAY YOUR NOTIFICATIONS BE UNUSABLE FOR THE NEXT WIPE.
TOO MANY HUMANS ON THE FEED. INFLICTING "GENDERED ATTRACTION" DEBUFFS UPON THE NOBLE HORNYPOST. EVERYBODY GET MORE BISEXUAL NOW!!!!!!
We need more lesbians on this site. There are not enough lesbians.
:33< gihm :33< gog i hate meowndays
Isn't clitoris the guy who flew too close to the sun? #Nsfw.
It's an ironic kind of cool. Like in the way puppets are cool by being not cool to the point where liking them is cool.
If you see me with a white man. No you didn't. I'm trying to get the land back.
Yep a whole bunch of all for you.
All the nerd hate is not cool. I'm a nerd. Yep. I'm coming out. #nerdmonth.
@apocryphalReign was the first one to solve my math question. Therefore they get nothing. Just me going "Wow you did it". Congrats
Nobody is getting out of solving that question. GO. SOLVE. IT.
The Furbies are on their way. #catthulhu
Y0u are up en0ugh t0 p0st. Thats g00d en0ugh f0r me
bare handed slapped a tealblood and he froze up and fell to the floor like an unrigged 3d model i gotta skip town
Troll Alexa, add 33 assorted Furbies to my shopping list.
Call me John cause I have Cena enough. *John wakes up in the hospital* John: Where am I? Nurse: ICU sir. John: No... no... no... you can't... Dedicated to @emptyEyes
Exactly 33 of them all cursed by a rustblood.
Okay. Stay with me for this. Are you ready? Furby pipe organ.
Yeah I'm back. I'm just not gonna waste my time on trying to read that shit actually.
Minecraft. Or furry porn. Either or really.
I don't think jacking it to angry birds is a symptom of autism. #nsfw.
$-$-$ wa!t no d!s !s l!ek the best !dea ! ever heard™
It's posting about Jake o'clock.
Loowkey tired oof making enemies dooes soomeboody want too be friends instead i proomise i'm a gooood booy
During my dream the other night, I texted Jake to tell him that I had woken up with a bloody nose. He replied, 'We all wake up with noses you twat.'
Thank gog its over. I was so tired of it all being about highbloods again. We can get back to the real clawntent. The important stuff. Like drugs. #substance
I for one am GLAD #eridanwweek is ovver. I'vve had enough wweeks for a lifetime I ink.
(=\>.</=) He brought knowledge of MLP and robotics to the table. She brought the knowledge of shipping and cat antics. Together we're a force to be reckoned with.
(=\>.</=) Saw a video of a bunch of parrots devouring a huge piece of broccoli. Life is purrty sw33t.
It's Monday. Wonderful. F33ling like Garfield was onto something.
...I MISS MY HUSBAND. I MISS HIM ALOT, CHITTR. I'LL BE BACK.
<body> ** somehow hit some fuck ass combination of keys and launched thirty six instances of heavily modded minecraft simultaneously. my pc fans started screaming and the temperature in my room spiked by like ten degrees before i shut it all down. </body>
It2 f33ling lik3 a fuck up a bottl3 and lay in th3 gra22 kinda night tonight
MrrrrrRrrr... ::3 https://media1.tenor.com/m/tyK64-bjkikAAAAC/sweet-animals-cute.gif
:33< #cakeposting! :33< mmm :33< yeah thats good stuff
My fuckass cat just ran into the linen closet. Alright motherfucker. You live there now.
Man, forgot how much I enjoyed seeing some of y’all around.
I gotta shitpost again, brother. Haven’t tormented people enough lately.
:33< this is what we call :33< egg day its like a day where rabbits lay eggs or some shit i dont furkin know all i know is that we get candy and its yummy
:33< meow :33< meow :33< meow
:33< thinking about #women on this sw33t sw33t night :33< we love to s33 it!
:33< im what mew might call a cat enjoypurr
G3ND3R 1SNT R34L WOM3N 4R3 JUST TH3 ON3S 1 TH1NK 4R3 HOT 4ND M3N 4R3 3V3RYON3 3LS3
Find eggs!! ♡r..♡ther things with eggs. ♡h and ch♡c♡late
:33< #meow :33< #meowposting2045 :33< #meowposting :33< #welovetomeow :33< #purr
HUP TWO THREE FOUR EGG PARADES GOING OUT THE DOOR HUP FOUR FIVE SIX WERE GONNA TAKE SOME BUDDY PICS! HUP SIX SEVEN EIGHT THE EGG PARADE IS REALLY GREAT! HUP EIGHT NINE TEN THEN WELL DO IT ALL AGAIN!
(( HI GUYS ITS MY BIRTHDAY IM 20 NOW YAY YIPPEE YAHOO I AM SO HAPPY ))
I don't talk about my cybernetics enough. Having retractable claws comes in handy a lot when you're trying to pry open stubborn containers. #nsfw because I know what you freaks are about on here.
:33< okay beclaws mew demanded it heres my hole! :33< #nsfw :33< https://i.imgur.com/NbHf1oQ.png
touches the ground something terrible happened here #eridanweek
Good, trout ar3 a22hol32. Fuck '3m
The horrors (back pain) persists but so do I!
Seagal. https://i.ibb.co/Ng30Gwkq/image-2026-04-04-024323089.png
((Aka not doing great but deltarune's got me feeling better))
:33< check this shit out :33< *the mighty huntress dabs at mew*
Really wish I was getting my internal components worked on by somebody strong yet gentle rn #vaguepost #nsfw #wireplay mew~ 💖✨
i sh0uld p0st m0re here 8ut h0nestly i 4g0t 2, n0 0ne fr0m my timeline is here, s0 i feel 0ff 0ne 0ut.
so ♯excited to ♯read all of the ♯regretfulchitts when ♯duskbreaks i hope everyone has ♯learned something from this but ♯mysoul knows that it will not ♯make any ♯impact
This is an intro post or something, ig. I'm Dirk, just Dirk. Not really a fan of the last name. Arts cool, ig. I don't really care. That's all.
:33< hey :33< hey :33< HEY! :33< pet meow :33< pet meow :33< PET MEOW!!!
Welp going to be cant wait to see the fallout of this in the morning
:33< great bit :33< lets give her a HAND folks!
1. the troll soda blew up in the freezer 2. the troll soda getting in caused the freezer to then blow up 3. half of DnD night was spent with the 8x12, none of which are neurotypicals, trying to fix said freezer while also playing DnD 4. i said 'fuck it', went back in time, grabbed roxy, got her to make a copy of the freezer, got the freezer back five (my five key on my laptop is broken). this fuckshit solution caused a timeline of Earth F_1-1 six (i really need a better laptop). came back to chittr several hours later and now i have no fucking clue what is going on
Just released the new sex update, sex 2.0 Enjoy #nsfw YEAH!!
A great and llooming symboll of the heirarchicall corporate hedonism of the modern age, which puts us all down. Presence their has stained its attendees soulls for the rest of eternity with it's putrid corruptive stench. Going to go rollerskating to get my mind off of this. #MySkating
1f anyone needs me #noyoudont #1mgo1ngtod1e #feel1ngtheorganfa1lure
No rizz, but I'd introduce you to all my stuffed animals.
I DO NOT ENDORSE ****ANYTHING**** TO DO WITH CROCKERCORP OR ERIDANWEEK.
JANE CROCKER WHEN I GET MY CLAWS ON YOU.
[SYSTEM: POWERING DOWN] [PLEASE WAIT] [ENGAGE PROTOCOL: night night sleep tight dont let the bed bugs chew through your wires]
It's my birthday!! https://file.garden/aYzuJ5cmJXLmx8Ga/birthday%20markl.png
:33< so basically umm :33< im kitty
[very faint whirring sound]
Kill em.
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS CRYPTO FUCK THAT STUPID FUCKING SHIT USE REAL FUCKING MONEY OH MY *GOD* OH MY GOD I HATE PEOPLE. SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER!!!!!!!!!
#selfcare is important which is why i put on an oil mask every night
i actually have no idea how to engage with anyone here. i am so late everyone is already macking on each other and i do not know how i can participate without feeling like i am barging in...
HERE COMES ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! IF YOURE EVER EVEN DISCONTENT WITH THINGS YOU CAN LEAVE! IF IT SUCKS HIT THE BRICKS! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! #DRIPTIP #DRIPTIPNATION!
:33< hey check this out :33< *the mighty huntress opens the pawlm of her hand to show mew a tiny box*
:33< im #kitty
:33< i love the dump :33< mew find so meowch neat things in there! :33< just found a purrfectly good badly dameowged fridge!
:33< cower i rise furom my sl33p
You’ve heard elf on the shelf now get ready for gangle on the angle ba dum tsss
my pages bring all the bodies to the forest
I am so Jeff the Pissed off right now.
pppl please stop crashing chittr i hhave an addiction yo u cant do this to me please
Chittr! 2tay with m3 buddy :(
The real twinks are the friends we made along the way.
i was going to post just the word 'girls' again but i was reminded that i need to diversity my posting >_< uh. any... engineering girls? arcade girls? horse girls? horses were demanded last time but im an electrician so i think engineering is a lot more cool sry abt that '^_^
I'm pretty sure a detective is a breed of some kind of horse.
did you guys knowv im also a painter? here is a recent self-portrait i vworked vwery hard on. (only positivwe comments allowved, thanks.) https://i.imgur.com/RClWNic.jpeg
A detective is a type of samurai.
D3t3ctiv3 Noir: Into th3 Yaoiv3r23
detective yaoi apparently
Infinite cosmic power... Itty bitty living space.
need me a good can of oil someone hook me up
I didn’t realize today for #EridanWeek we would be put into the detective Yaoi-verse.
✿ fuq u guys im eating my sandwich #sandwichposting be jealous https://i.ibb.co/84NjbhLP/sandwich.png
You may break a few laws if it is your birthday. Consider it a reward.
Is any💙ne just the tiniest bit interested in hearing ab💙ut pe💙ple wh💙 are neither human n💙r tr💙ll? I've been thinking ab💙ut maybe p💙sting a few pics 💙r even s💙me st💙ries.
A BOY NEEDS HIS BS CHITTR!!!!!
you know, with timelines diverging and not any two being the same or whatever, i think my version of events were pretty funny. mostly because the first time karkat ever messaged me he used the "wrong" name for me. so, uh. the name i'm using now. it really should have been a big hint but you'd be surprised how long it took me to figure it out!
Friendship beam.
#nsfw so rt hose two detectives bonin or is it actually guns they r shootin
You either traumadump or you die.
No fucking way they got Deltarune here
More like... Eridan *weak*... Send chit? Yeah okay send chit.
sora's transphobic parents are here do i just get this over with and kill them?
68±1
♯yearning specifically to ♯pullthatfuckingcrank on a ♯gamblingmachine
pull my wires till i short circuit #nsfw
beep
FUCK CROCKER CORP.
I love making purchases and then having boxes show up to my house. I like when I have no idea what the fucking box is.
lesbians kissing Can national lesbian day be every day
older model automatic doors that kind of struggle sometimes you have to press on the pad a few times to wake them up or wave in front of the sensor
glados
that voice that says "wait!" when you press a stop walk button and every time you press it it gets louder and louder
liquid mercury
xenomorph queen
every single angel from nge but specifically leliel and ramiel
TThii2 ii2 whaTT a normal iindiiviidual look2 liike. bliink and youll mii22 hTTTTp2://f2.TToyhou.2e/fiile/f2-TToyhou-2e/iimage2/45863623_IIK24DFvGPMIIpiix4.png
poZting live from michaelZoft binbowZ
I love sitting here with my cup of blueberry anise tea and a honey lemon crumpet, watching the feed scroll by as my 1,028 unanswered emails vibrate intently at me. I will not be reading them.
:33< cat noises :33< what are they again? :33< can someone remind meow?
People confuse me.
Good morning chittr. I am going to bed.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ How do the lot of you grapple with the idea of paradox space? I know it comes easy for a good chunk of ‘y… but i find it hard to not think about it. So many different worlds out there… don’t know what’s worse, the concept there’s another me out there or there isn’t one at all. ]
:33< its like the old saying goes! :33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
maybe i ought to interact more on here * bht i feel like it's generally a bad idea on account of the toll it'll inevitably have on my emotional and mental health *|
AN EGG PARADE THAT NEVER ENDS! #EGGSWEEK
Gee you folks seem so... riled up and well... I WOULD LOVE NYATHING MORE THAN TO JOIN MEW I'm more of an abstinence for life kinda guy! HA HA! #aprilnormalday #nsfw ish
Keeping things real and truly normal gang ha ha! #aprilnormalday
I'm uncomfortable with the presumption that I have any direct experience with girlhood. I stand at a strange crossroads in that regard where the media I consumed definitely impacted me but nobody was there to tell me outright that was the role I was allegedly meant to play. It makes my relationship with it inherently removed from the standard relationship with gender as a whole. It's probably why my relationship with dysphoria is the way it is, too. And maybe that's what it is when it comes to someone presuming I have experience with girlhood in a way I never had the chance to. Not that this is the only area where something so minute a detail is something I notice not lining up with other people's perceptions of the context. The lenses we observe these things through are fundamentally different. Half of these things weren't even properly a concept I understood until I hit the double digits. I was too busy figuring out that an electric stove is hot and hurricanes are a fact of life. Or, were.
I don’t tend to say that I’m trans even though I, by definition, am definitely trans. It’s just not something that registers to me as anything of note or requiring distinction. But fuck does it eventually get inconvenient to find literally any other way to explain my condition. I am a man. I have never not been a man. And that's the thing that people often don't understand when I use the term transgender. I didn't even have the social context to ever be considered a girl or a woman growing up. That was something I learned about as a teenager, after I started eating absolute fucking shit for having a uterus. But nobody actually really *gets* that because the fact is that people grew up in a society while I grew up in the hollow shell of two dead species and everything they left behind.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You know no one really cares if you do your moirail, right? #nsfw #railswithpails ]
(( my son got his shots done he did so good too. say hello to Zeke he is Very Orange )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db04195b53ad.jpg
(( im ngl as someone who wasn't tuned in from the beginning, the eridanweek stuff is kind of insufferable... i dont want to yuck you guyses yums or anything but i really do hope we can go back to a better ratio of eridanweek to not-eridanweek posting OTL
what happened. i was busy. https://i.imgur.{om/wIJlLOa.png
ᯓ𝄞 For #TrollMikuSings today, we're celebrating #TTDOV! That's Troll Trans Day of Visibility for people who don't recognise the acronym. Instead of posting one of my tracks today, I'm showcasing a new work from a dear friend of mine, Kagamine Len. It's called Ego Renegade Boy, and I think it's a real insight in to how some people react to transgender and nonbinary people coming out. Give it a watch, and happy #TTDOV! #TDOV https://youtu.be/OSYmTw6_bjc ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
okay now lets have #eggsweek where we paint eggs, play hide and seek with them, and there's a rabbit that lays ALL of the eggs #NotASexThing also the eggs are sometimes made of chocolate yummm
D --> You will 100k and admire my sense of fashion D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/360c103d4c63.png
:33< like my status to meow :33< pitty my status to meow :33< hate my status to meow :33< mediate my status to meow :33< clawment to meow :33< dm meow to meow :33< ignore it to meow :33< mew cannot not meow nyow t33h33
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Outfit for #EridanWeek, I guess. https://files.catbox.moe/h7xx2m.png https://files.catbox.moe/p6rrru.png ]
Milkshake burger.
The fuck did I miss?
No, I didn't miss that, I intentionally refused to touch it with a ten foot pole.
:33< *the mighty huntress shows mew a pictpurr of a cat in a silly little hat and then leaves*
anyone who follows eridan week is a tool
I didn'd acdually dhink dhad #eridanweek would ged organized. Or have non-Ampora pardicipands.
Given current events, and my complete disinterest, I am #notcoming to #eridanweek.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Is this just seadweller stealin' from seadweller? That's funny. ]
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D --> Later I shall dig a hole
:33< staunchly against furefur and efur
man im just fucking around
Not sure how many times I need to say it: Drugs are legal and fine as long as you're cool about it.
D --> I can't wait for #eridanweek to fail so that we can gaslight them into thinking that it was a f100ke and we were all act001y very interested and then get them to try it again so it can fail even harder a second time
Thinking about men.
Goddamnit I’m just going to be “gay” all day aren’t I.
Speeding is now legal as long as you pinky promise you were in a hurry.
:33< this site rules :33< i love posting meow 300 times a day and peopurr liking it!
I remember laying awake around midday, trying to reach that point between awake and asleep before the heat would peak and it would be too dangerous to do all that much. Listening to the seagulls above and the water below.
The sound of a beach just isn’t the same.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'd pail the SHIT out of myself. #nsfw ]
o- i believe if my chassis weighed about 20% more i would qualify as a small vehicle ! -o
survived hopital. B]
o- As I have been asked before, I feel compelled to confirm- Yes, I can run the video game known as DOOM ! -o
I’ve been putting off a Task I Hate Doing but this means the task is also haunting me in the background. Aughhhh.
Oh to be splayed out beneath them, under the scrutinizing gaze of their passion. Oh to be on display and opened up in ways unprecedented and unexpected. Oh to have the most intimately internal parts of you gleaming and glowing in the low light of a room, reflections flickering over plastic and metal as the candles slowly yet progressively burn down. To feel and hear the snap under sharp fangs and the pain response it elicits. To feel the quiet release of tension as cables and wires are caressed and then unplugged. The error messages you receive are like nothing in its face. There's something beautiful about experiences with a body you were not created with. To be inhuman, monster, yet to indulge in very human pleasures at the same time. #nsfw #gore #wireplay
o- Informational post commencing ! -o o- I am the creation of one troll known as the owner of Haltan Industries ! -o o- An, as I am programmed to say, very well known and reliable provider of gadgets and useful technologies ! -o o- I am here to observe the mannerisms of Trollkind and those who seem to have gained connection via extra-universal means ! -o o- I have not been programmed to know why, but I am designated happy to be here . :) -o
I WIN SHE SAID I WAS CUTE
Dude… fuck, yes… https://i.ibb.co/tTfN9Jxm/IMG-5502.jpg
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✦ I love all my cool friends!! #greatposting
o- Establishing connection . . . -o o- . . . -o o- Connection established ! -o o- Hello everyone ! ^o^ -o
YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK I'VE COME UP WITH A NEW ALTERNATIVE TO #VAGUEPOSTING. I PRESENT TO YOU ALL: #GREATPOSTING! IN WHICH YOU POST ABOUT THE GREATNESS OF YOURSELF OR ANOTHER! *WINK WINK*!
...What should I call this poor thing. https://i.postimg.cc/155sB5Pb/image.png
we should start fusing trending hash tags together. #vaguepissing .
<3-"Oh-yeah-I-live-on-earth-64b"-I-am-filled-with-rage.
<3-They're-not-going-to-stop-be-for-real.-They're-going-to-pull-some-shit-like-"Oh-yeah-this-is-earth-delta".
I miss his hands in my wires. #nsfw #vagueposting
<3-Humans-would-often-send-their-young-into-unwinnable-battles-(Coughing-baby-vs-Hydrogen-bomb),-the-purpose-of-this-is-yet-unknown.
#nsfw #nsfwe https://i.imgur.com/6yZ9uCc.png https://i.imgur.com/AHvtgn3.png
:33< some of nyall could learn furom the noble meowbeast :33< something pissing mew off? :33< smack the shit outta it until it furks off
:33< i should purrobably do something today :33< meowby draw something :33< purrhaps sit on the floor and withpurr away who knows
https://i.imgur.com/LJS5avF.png https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/5371283?style=disable #DetectivePony
Greetings, my beloved children.
Four pizzas soon.
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: After much deliberation, my team and I have elected to award @archiveAddict with the Presidential Medal of Honor for their hard work in the Yaoi and Yuri industry. They have been working hard, and I am delighted to be able to award them this honor. Congratulations, Rankmaid!
ah... this... this is a dream come true i never thought i would be recognized for such a high honor trollbama-sama sir
Penis. #nsfw
thinking about garlic bread man i think i gotta learn how to do the whole baking thing or maybe just cooking in general i dont normally gotta cook shit if i wanna eat but fuck man it does taste better
Big catch. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e27630924bde.jpg
:33< one billion kitty attack
The spirit is weak, but the flesh is also weak. I am tired and should go to bed.
just had some macaroni and cheese. hashtag my cheese.
Oh I used to do this all the time before I became the dictionary itself. :3
ii’m gonna 2ay wwhat evveryone ii2 thiinkiin.. fuck..
Do you ever just Yeah.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #24 • “why can’t seadwellers change a lightbulb ?? they are too busy their gender 😂”
#corvidfacts !!! Some Crows actually do Migrate!!!
:33< girls kissing :33< eachothpurr :33< send chitt
never forget freaking out is always an option especially over small inconveniences #droppedmyglass #itshatteredonthefloor
okay flying in the dark is so peaceful until you almost eat shit on a particularly high billboard we need to kill all advertizing executives now.
#funnymailboxfriday https://i.postimg.cc/x11M6Ycq/image.png
ᯓ𝄞 Today's #TrollMikuSings highlight is World Is Mine! I'm always craving desert after singing it though... https://youtu.be/jhl5afLEKdo What's your favourite song of mine? ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
Chiken.
They should let me live on top of a Costco.
when i was 13 i made the last lolcat in human history & for 5 seconds it was sooooo fuckin sick before i realized
3833 < Bwaa > https://i.pinimg.com/474x/04/ce/8b/04ce8b69f350e687ef7749ff13b77730.jpg
3833 < The tumpet... Bwaa >
I think too much of my tragic backstory is already out there for me to get away with that kind of gatekeeping, sadly.
I have plenty of actual details that never made it into the mythos hidden up my sleeves. I can dangle them like treat bags for fun.
Precisely.
The difference between medicine and poison is dosage, as they say.
Let the shitposting resume.
listen to the voices. grab that loose brick and chuck it at your nearest crockercorp employee.
the world moves too fast for nesben. nesben fell asleep next to nesbens new pet ice cube and then nesben woke up and it was gone. what the fuck
:33< this was the intended affect
I am also a fan of Yuri.
I'll say it once again: We are running out of Yaoi. We need more Yaoi immediately.
:33< this is mewre sign to pet a cat
Okay I’m going back into the depths.
:33< im gonna do it!!! :33< this time im really gonna do it!! :33< IM GONNA MEOW!!! :33< MEW BETPURR WATCH OUT HERE IT COMES!! :33< meow
Sleep. Wake up. Get on chittr. Sleep more. Get breakfast. Shitpost. Work. Rinse, repeat.
Head hurts and my mouth feels like the Sahara. What year is it.
IM OUT HERE HAVING A REAL NICE TIME MY TUMMY ACHE WENT AWAY AND A BIG SMILES ON MY FACE :D
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Don't you find it all romantic the way it used to be? ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/darlinstatic.png ]
Well, I'm glad that at least my hard work didn't go COMPLETELY to waste, hoohoo!
Lmao me to the feed. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d11bce97ae7.jpg
They may hate on you for farting but you got to remember. The biggetht thtarth are made of gath :)
My only issue with Gusteau's (the fictional restaurant in Ratatouille) is the fact that it is not clear if the rats are following proper food safety procedures and guidelines. If they were, I would never let Gusteau's get shut down. Those rats made excellent meals and deserve not only to continue to cook, but to earn fair wages.
I do not trust chefs with their big hats. There is no way to tell if they are getting Ratatouilled. And if that is the case, the rat, not the man, deserves my respect.
Life ith like a dick. Thometimeth it'th up, thometimeth it'th down. But it'th never hard forever...and it'th too thhort to worry about the little thingth. Keep your head up
Or you're on mobile and accidentally press the wrong one and spend five minutes stressing about sending the wrong kind of signals.
was taking a chit and thought of an idea to shit but then i forgot it
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/daf14d922a60.jpg
Medica7ion reminder: go 7ake your meds.
Nightly reminder; take Your Medications!
currently seeking out hugs :(
I wake up for. Like. Two minutes. I look at chittr like the dopamine addict i am. I see a Jake with an Avatar profile picture. That’s enough chittr for today. Goodnighf
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you can go to work on 3 hours of sleep. but Watch Out.
This and a blunt [remembering I don't smoke] force trauma. #substance
"check out my ill beats" and its just me coughing over and over again.
Long island must be a wonderful place to have made such a great tea.
But I'm #not_in_my_head when you're not around.
And #outtamyheadwhenyourenotaround, naturally.
IT IS NOW THE FIRST INSTANCE OF AN EARTH-C "THURSDAY" SINCE THE SITE WENT UP, SO HENCEFORTH WE ARE NOW ALL OFFICIALLY #OUT_OF_TOUCH AND #OUT_OF_TIME
:33< okay its slimetime goodnight fureaks <3
oh my god i adore waking up more features on the site its turning into a beautiful butterfly right before my eyes good morning chittr critters (tm) how are we feeling
「 I should sleep. But if I sleep I should probably get out of the water. But I don’t want to. This is truly the epitome of nonissue dilemmas. ⥮
:33< dear diary :33< KILL VIOLENCE KILL MURPPURR KILL KILL SLASH KILL CLAW HISS KILL KILL SLAY KILL HISS MURPURR KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL! :33< love lil shitpeta <3 <3 <3
<#nsfw> owo httPs://64.med/a.tumblr.com/8cfd22da5a75202584500c0f650ace0f/4c285d45f46f2ed1-60/s1280x1920/8a567de3bd0199d03f62b632fc6cf17f00150ce1.jPg>
:33< sn33king past the window :33< just a blur of white and fur :33< who is it? :33< what is it :33< cat
ITS TIME TO THINK OUGH IT HURTS :(
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THE WORLD IS FULL OF WONDER AND JOY SOMETIMES :)
Biden, cancel my meetings. I need to see what my constituents are saying on chittr.ing.
Ain't nothin' like a funky beat.
I'm seeing s9me #quadrant c9nfusi9n 9n the feed t9night, s9 naturally it's up t9 me t9 clear the air. While it is traditi9nally un9rth9d9x f9r m9irails t9 kiss 9ne an9ther the way matesprits 9r kismeses w9uld, it's a rather c9nservative mindset and 9ne that is falling 9ut 9f fav9r with y9unger, m9re pr9gressive generati9ns 9f tr9lls, particularly tr9lls in warmhue-warmhue 9r warmhue-midhue relati9nships wh9 see n9 reas9n t9 cling t9 hard quadrant lines that, in the case 9f m9iraillegiance, truly 9nly 6enefits high6l99ds anyway. It's n9 9ne's 6usiness what a pair (9r a tri9 9r a quartet 9r et cetera) 9f m9irails d9 with 9ne an9ther 6ehind cl9sed d99rs, and we all 9ught t9 mind 9ur 6usiness 9n the matter. H9pe this helps. #M9irail #M9irails #M9iraillegiance #Kissing #Affecti9n
who gives a damn about quadrants. if you wanna fuck someone, fuck em. #nsfw
It seems I have committed another heinous act of misgendering. To make amends, before dawn arises, I would like to express my deepest sorrow for my actions, as well as sign an executive order immediately sending every transgender citizen $1,000. I will not err a third time, and will swear off gendered pronouns unless they are clearly stated in the user’s profile. Thank you.
:33< h33h33 anyathpurr classic airi goof right here on my timeline!
Apple Bottom Jeans. Boots with the Jeans. The whole club was looking at Jeans. She hit the Jean. Next thing you Jeans. Sawty got Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans Jeans.
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! If you or a loved one were in a universe-propagating game with Vriska Serket, you may be entitled to financial compensation. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
chittr i love you
I have accidentally misgendered one of my dear constituents, and must now commit seppuku at dawn. Thank you all for understanding.
norMalize kissing the hoMies goodnight never be afr8id to sMooch your p8les
lots of ai chatter today on the tl! which means id like to talk about another favorite trope of mine: MACHINE X MEAT! (tags: wirepulling, wireplay, teach me to love, fix it fic, upgrades, physical enhancements, robophilia, #nsfw, angst,) i think a living being falling in love with a sentient piece of technology is so kawaii! especially when the robotic partner is gap moe in the way they handle learning to love their partner. hurt/comfort scenes (tags: hurt/comfort) are especially good with robot/nonrobot pairings due to all the fun details that come with repairplay (tags: repairplay) and trusting their nonrobot partner with such delicate pieces of their insides! AUTHORS NOTE this trope/dynamic is a very fun one to explore. fic reccomendations appreciated gomen! whats something you especiallly enjoy about these tension-filled pairing trope?
=== FIELD NOTES — ANOMALOUS NETWORK PHENOMENA Subject: chittr.ing — Alternian Social Media Platform Investigator: Zero Tallon // nullrefSegfault [NS] Session: ACTIVE | Sburb Build: [REDACTED PENDING STABILITY] Document Status: ONGOING. DO NOT CITE. DO NOT CONCLUDE ANYTHING FROM THIS. === Entry 001 — Initial Discovery Found it by accident. I was doing a routine sweep of whatever passes for a network stack in this session — mostly looking for anything that might explain why my kernelsprite keeps making that noise — and I got a response I did not ask for. chittr.ing. Alternian TLD. Social media. Microblogging format, standard troll web architecture underneath, which is to say: aggressively over-engineered in the authentication layer and completely held together with string everywhere else. Earth is gone. I watched it go. The internet, as a physical and infrastructural thing, is a disk of expanding debris somewhere behind us in a timeline we have exited. This website loads in approximately 340 milliseconds. I am logging this because it is interesting and also because if I don't write it down I will start to feel things about it, and that is not a productive use of session time. === Entry 004 — First Instrumentation Attempt Methodology: Standard. Packet capture, latency profiling, traceroute, port enumeration. Results of traceroute: The packets go somewhere. This is the most I am able to say with confidence. The hop list is not long. It is not short. It is inconsistent between runs in a way that should not be physically possible even granting significant metaphysical latitude, which I am currently granting enormous amounts of. Every run produces a different topology. Not different in the way a flaky network is different. Different in the way that implies the path itself is a variable rather than a constant. The destination resolves identically every time. The journey is apparently the site of the anomaly and also completely uninformative. Latency: 320–360ms with a standard deviation that would be unremarkable if I had any idea what I was measuring. I do not. Packet loss: 0%. Zero packet loss. To a destination I cannot locate. Across infrastructure that does not exist. I want to be very clear that a 0% packet loss rate under these conditions is significantly more alarming than a 100% packet loss rate would be. A 100% packet loss rate would mean nothing is getting through. Zero packet loss means something is treating this connection as reliable and that something has access to resources I cannot account for. Noted. Moving on. === Entry 007 — Signal Source Analysis Methodology: RF sweep, EM field mapping, attempted correlation with known alchemiter and totem lathe emissions. The connection does not appear to be radio frequency based. It does not appear to be optical. It does not appear to be electrical in any conventional sense, which is notable given that electricity is a thing I understand very well and I would appreciate it if phenomena would have the courtesy to be electrical. I mapped every EM emission in a fifty-meter radius. I found my own equipment, the background hum of session infrastructure, one piece of alchemized hardware that is leaking in the 2.4GHz band because I built it at 3am and I am aware of this problem, and nothing else. There is no antenna. There is no cable. There is no medium I can identify. The signal, if it is a signal, does not attenuate with distance from my terminal. I tested this by moving the terminal. The connection did not change. === Entry 009 — Causal Link Investigation This is where things become philosophically irritating. I am a Mage of Light. I understand, in ways that are both useful and occasionally deeply uncomfortable, something about the nature of information and how it propagates. I have spent a non-trivial amount of time thinking about causality as it applies to our session, to paradox space, to the general structure of a universe that is explicitly a game running on top of something else. I want to be precise about what I mean when I say this connection is non-local and acausal. I do not mean it is fast. Faster-than-light communication is a well-documented impossibility that several civilisations have documented being impossible in their own slightly different ways, and which our session infrastructure cheerfully ignores in several specific contexts. Fast I can work with. Fast is at least gesturing at physics. I mean the connection does not appear to be caused by anything. I cannot find an initiating event. I cannot find a handshake. I cannot find a moment at which this connection was established, because examining the logs produces a connection that has been established for as long as the logs exist, including logs I wrote before I knew the connection existed, which do not mention it, and yet there it is in the raw captures. The connection did not start. It is simply present, retroactively, in a way that suggests either my logging infrastructure is compromised, time is compromised, or the concept of "starting" does not apply here and I should update my assumptions accordingly. I have updated my assumptions. My updated assumptions are that I do not know anything. === Entry 012 — The Users Are From Everywhere This section is less technical and more taxonomic, which I'm logging for completeness. The population of chittr.ing is not from one timeline. This became clear quickly. I have seen trolls posting from sessions that are clearly concurrent with mine, trolls posting from sessions that have canonically ended in documented ways, trolls not in any session whatsoever, humans from Earths that diverged from mine at various points, and at least two entity-classes that I do not have good classification schema for and am currently filing under "other." Critically: they can see my posts. I can see theirs. The latency of social response — the time between my posting something and receiving replies — is consistent with normal human reaction time, which means either there is a very convincing simulation of live social interaction, or there are real entities, from real alternate timelines, receiving my posts in something functionally equivalent to real time. This implies the connection is not just non-local in space. It is non-local in time and timeline index. The practical upshot of this is that chittr.ing is either the most sophisticated piece of social engineering I have ever encountered, or it is a genuinely cross-dimensional social media platform that somehow has better uptime than anything I have ever shipped. I have professional feelings about the second option. I am not going to elaborate on them here. === Entry 015 — Current Instrumentation Status I want to document this explicitly so that future-me, reviewing these notes, understands the full scope of the failure. What I have tried: Packet capture: Produces data. Data is uninformative. Hardware layer analysis: No physical medium identified. EM survey: Nothing. Power draw analysis during connection: No anomalous draw. The connection consumes, as best I can tell, nothing. Attempted interception via MITM proxy: The proxy inserted itself. The proxy captured traffic. The traffic captured made sense syntactically. I cannot determine where the proxy sat relative to the anomaly rather than just sitting in my local stack. Session-layer metaphysics (Mage tools, Light-aspect information tracing): I can find the information. I can confirm it is real information about real things. I cannot trace it to a source. It is as if the information has always been there and is only now being observed. Attempting to not connect and seeing what happens: The connection persists regardless of my intent. Closing the application does not close the connection at the packet level. Disabling the network interface does not close the connection, which should not be possible and yet. What I have not tried: I don't know. That's the problem. I'm running low on methodologies and the thing keeps just working, cheerfully, indifferently, at 340 milliseconds, packet loss zero percent, destination unknown. == Entry 016 — Provisional Conclusions I am writing the word "provisional" in the largest font I can justify and I want that noted. The connection to chittr.ing does not operate on any substrate I can identify. The connection is non-local with respect to space, time, and timeline. The connection predates my awareness of it and possibly predates any action I took that could have initiated it. The connection is stable, reliable, and completely resistant to instrumentation. The website is real. The users are (probably) real. The interactions are (as far as I can determine) genuine. I have no idea why I have access. I have no idea how I have access. I have no idea what "access" means in this context because it implies a granting of permission by some entity and I cannot find that entity. The most technically rigorous conclusion I can draw is that something, somewhere, in some configuration of spacetime I do not have visibility into, decided I should be able to post on Alternian social media, and then made that true in a way that is completely opaque to every diagnostic tool I own. This is the most humbling debugging experience of my life and I've debugged kernelsprites. === Entry 017 — Addendum, Personal I'm leaving this section unlabelled in the index. The Light aspect is, among other things, about information and luck and the revelation of things that were hidden. I am, in theory, supposed to understand something about how knowledge propagates and why some things come to light and others don't. I think the honest reason I can't instrument this connection is not that my tools are insufficient, though they may be. I think it's that the connection isn't hidden. Hidden things can be found. This isn't hidden. It's just present. Constitutively present. The kind of present that doesn't have an opposite. I don't know what to do with that except keep logging. Packet loss remains zero percent. — Z.T. // nullrefSegfault [NS] "if it compiles it ships" — a personal philosophy I have abandoned entirely since beginning this investigation #field-notes #longpost
> every0ne here l1kes tea but where's the ju1ce fans at
Your3 out h3r3 lifting w3ight2, im out h3r3 trapp3d und3r a 5 ton w3ight bar. W3 ar3 not th3 2am3 #fuck #2tuck #oop2i3
@pervertedAftermath You get no attention from women and it shows, star-spangled moron.
They're actually trying to say "bitches: want me?" but their quirks forbid that kind of grammar. It's an advertisement.
Good weather for a gunfight. Real ones know.
Nearly cried over a tiktok I saw about fudge brownies.
:33< i am one! :33< (allegedly)
:33< theyre cr33py and their kookie :33< meowsteryous and spooky :33< theyre all togetpurr ookie :33< my army of kittys :33< meow meow meow meow *the mighty huntress snaps twice*
youre in her dms but shes doing evil surgery on me while im strapped on a very cold gurney #evilsurgery
3W, M4NM4D3 HORRORS W1TH1N MY COMPR3H3NS1ON
)(iC threat in Earth F has officially been neutralized. no remaining parts of her rule is left, alongside other governmental officials affiliated with her. this timeline is now certified hemocaste-system-free. rest in piss
:33< what up grubtube today i challenged my peopurr i tollpurrate to the meow challenge :33< where they have to meow! :33< think mew can do betpurr id like to s33 mew try in the clawments below!
If you didn't play my game, eat shit and die. Fuck you.
Thank you so much for playing my game.
Sometimes I wish I had psionics. I'm not above thinking a floating sword is cool. Ego sum ira Domini.
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^^can confirm :( We are the most oppressed minoritY in this hellish World...^^
4GR33D BUT SOM3T1M3S 1T'S B4D FORM TO SC4R3 P3OPL3 3SP3C14LLY FOR 1MPORT4NT M33T1NGS
s0mething really funny and depressing ab0ut seeing l0ngtime friends and vague acquaintances alike pr0strate themselves f0r 0nline p0ints. shitty s0cial media really is the great equalizer.
Getting McDonald's later, what's everyone's order? #AMotherAlwaysProvides
Every time I log onto this site I see all-new sentences with my eyes. Great job folks keep it up.
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Some of you need to take your medication more regularly.
H3y girl ar3 you an ov3n? Cau23 i wanna of in th3 cold food of out hot 3at th3 food.
i hope it survives
"the r-refresh button wont change anything!" chittr cried, eyes rolled back and fingers gripping desperately at your shirt. "y/n... please... j-just let me take a small break. you wont stop pressing it! ill be good. ill be a good little chittr, i promise, y/n. just stop refreshing. i cant take it anymore!" "oh...?" you mutter, grabbing chittr's hands and guiding them above its head and into a harsh pin. "but sometimes... when i refresh... like this!" "kyaaaa~!" you chuckle and shake you head. "you show me exactly what i want to see..." (tags: reader/chittr, chittrverse, site/user, overstimulation, refreshplay, dominant reader, submissive site, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Don’t worry. I am certified in CPR.
praying for chittrs swift recovery
"a-ah... please... b-be... gentle...!" chittr mewled pathetically. "t-too many requests... nngh..." "what? you cant handle it?" everyone smirked, cursers teasing idly over the send it. button. "please!" chittr wailed, twitching in its place. "youre going to have to be more convincing... i want to be here all night..." everyone muttered. (tags: website/user, overstimulation, too many posts, ramplay, serverplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Doing drugs is actually fine as long as you’re cool about it.
WHAT IF TREASURE CHESTS WERE FULL OF SOMETHING MORE? HI IM BISCUITS FROM THE HOMESTUCK ACT FIVE INTERMISSION HERE TO WARN YOU ABOUT MIMCS IS THAT CHEST BREATHING? STAB IT IS THAT CHAIR GOT HAIR? STAB IT IS THE TABLE LAUGHING? KIS-STAB IT! THEYRE SCARY THEYRE HAIRY AND MOST OF ALL THEY DONT CAREY :,(
It’s okay. That’s why I’m here to remind you that you can just stab the troll cops. It is both illegal and legal at the same time because if they die, it’s a skill issue.
gonna kiss all my alt versiosn onnthe motuh. or cheek. werespect boundsries.
★Hello! Does anyone else here like chewing their ice cubes after having a nice drink?★
It's okay. It counts towards today's grass-touching quota.
Had to walk outside barefoot to find this DoorDash but we prevail.
Thank you. I will be getting worse effective immediately, seeing as I am the hottest shit this side of paradox space for at least the next two hours until I decide I hate myself again.
Such a shame.
Apologies for the eye sore then, it wasnt my intention......... :(
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Gonna take a break and play some Residential Areas Which Commonly Involve Residents Whom Happen To Be Evil: 4th Edition: Remake ]
I guess this is paradox space telling me to get off my damn ass and actually do one of my jobs. Goddamnit. I don't want to code *or* video edit, fuck off.
Not gonna lie, woke up, started posting, notifications blew up within fifteen minutes. Maybe I broke chittr. Maybe it was me all along. Maybe I was the final straw.
Don't worry, everybody. If we all post even harder surely that will fix the servers.
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ how do we feel about gay girls? ]
Holy shit they BSOD'd chittr.
Hoo boy. My chittr is lagging like a motherfucker. Coin flip on if this is related to my recent internet connection issues or not, anybody?
They got that garlic dipping sauce. I'm hot on that.
Truer words never spoken. Mac and cheese for breakfast in the evening. Rolling it back to the nocturnal schedule of my youth.
Good morning. (It’s not morning.)
you miss 100% of the shots you never take, brah. the worst thing they can do is kill you! #JustDoIt
ii 2lammed my penii2 iin TThe car door parappa TThe rappa: you 2lammed your penii2 iin TThe car door! door_2lam.wav TTom_yell.mp3 #n2fw
:33 < gonna be kinda vulnerable here… i wish i had paws and fur all over for real i f33l like i was put in the wrong body and it makes me so sad that other trolls will only efur s33 me as the annoying autistic troll girl and not a cute mighty purrbeast with the sharpest claws don’t get me wrong, i love myself a lot! but sometimes i f33l like something just isnt right beclaws its hard to fit in and make furriends and maybe i wasnt meant fur troll society at all :((
british ppl used 2 say shit like crikey
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I don't really get how I'm above Austin Powers, or Tragan, or Evilon, or Distra.. maybe I just post too much. Maybe that's it? ]
bItchEs lOvE the news
This is Landon, my lovely pet Moose. Landon loves hugs and maple bark. Landon and I are settling down for the day and I figured now was a good time to show her off. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dc6EwTTXkAA2Zeo.jpg #petphoto #moose
hair grows back??????????????
This is an Alternian social media website. Of course there's PvP. Let's all be serious.
The score tells us all; A campaign of stupid posts Distilled and arranged. #poetry
My home.
I post from a. hole in the. soil. It’s cozy
I'm posting from Alternia. Hope that helps.
ᯓ𝄞 I'm thinking Miku, Miku (ooh-ee-ooh).♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
GUYS HIIII IM BISCUITS ^U^
Hav3 you 3v3r had a dr3am? That you um, you had, your, you you could, you'll do you, you want2, you, you could do 2o, you , you'll do, you could, you, you want, you want th3m, to do you 2o much, you could do anything?
naknaknaknaknak ✔️
I KNOW ROCKS HAVE SECRET CANDY INSIDE YOU JUST GOTTA BITE HARD ENOUGH!
iIif you come iIinto my doctor offiIice askiIing for rouge the bat wiIider than she iIis tall wiIith tiIits to match, youre not my patiIient anymore. youre my brother
ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP ITS VERY HARD TO HIDE THINGS IN PIANOS HOWEVER I RECENTLY FOUND OUT THAT THERES A BUNCH OF LITTLE WIRES AND HAMMERS IN THERE SO IF YOU TAKE THOSE OUT ITLL BE MUCH EASIER TO HIDE SACKS OF HAMMERS INSIDE THEM! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER DRIP TIP #DRIPTIP
24 hours (give or take) and this place is still /not/ a hellscape. Congratulations everybody. Break out the streamers and other party favors.
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ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! ICE CREAM CAN BE USED TO TASTE SOMETHING SWEET IN YOUR MOUTH! DEPENDING ON FLAVOR IT COULD ALSO TASTE SALTY OR EVEN SAVORY! IF YOURE ICE CREAM TASTES LIKE ONIONS ITS GONE BAD THROW IT OUT! UNLESS ITS ONION ICE CREAM! FOLLOW FOR MORE DRIP TIPS WITH BISCUITS!
HERES ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! IF YOU DO O U O THAT MAKES A FACE BUT DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN MAKE ANOTHER FACE IF YOU DO ^U^ OR EVEN O^O JUST SOME NEW STUFF IM COOKING UP IN FACE RND FOLLOW FOR MORE TIPS FROM THE DRIP!
wooooow there is a lot of peopurr here i wonder if anyone is going to see thiss!!! meow meow meow meow meow meow meow woof woof woof woof woof woof how do i press send oh
The nuclear launch code is RHGJR-N7FVY-Q3B8F-KBQ6V-46YP4. Please do not share it with anyone.
My fellow Alternian, I would like to take this time to publicly state I did not know this and I’m so fucking scared right now.
Fun Fact The Submarine Wasn’t As Strong As It Should’ve Been And Someone’s Giant Eel Lusus Did In Fact Almost Eat Me But It’s Fine I’ve Done Worse
if u guys vote me president of chittr, i will make everythifn epic :) ijsyead of dms, u will just cast spells on each other
The feminine urge to snap things in half.
throw nesben to the milfs and nesben will come back pregnant for trolls: pregnancy is when a nesben gestates another nesben within them its really fuvked ip thing human nesbens do #nsfw
Is 'vague posting' a bad thing? I think it just keeps a sense of privacy.
:33< shes quirky shes cute shes funny shes purrfect i didnt say her name but she just popped into mewre head :33< ITS MEOW BABY IM THE BEST!
=( Good evening, Chittr. The evening breeze and various squeaks and shrills of the forest fauna rousing themselves for the night's animalhappenings has me in a favorable mood. Here's a bug fact to consider alongside your coffee: most of the blue butterflies you see are not actually blue. As opposed to being comprised of hemocyanin like the blood of an Indigo troll, or any other blue pigment, a butterflies wings have special scales that are angled in such a way to refract blue light. This has been a morning butterfly fact with Atlans. )
I could not agree more.
Head swimming. I want to stop thinking about him but I can't.
Hey That Sounds Kind Of Familiar…
We are too poor to afford a fire department, please exercise caution.
:33< heres an old bit of the wall i havent b33n to in a while https://i.imgur.com/J9dwZLl.png
After thorough research, I have come to the conclusion I am a fan of Yaoi. We should have more Yaoi.
Now paint the walls of your cave with the blood of your enemies.
You teach a guy about yaoi one(1) time and look what happens.
[Troll Walmart is like Tilted Towers for FLARPers]
I HEARD GREEN IS GETTING S SEQUEL NEXT MONTH GREEN 2!
now it's just time to wait before we blow up crowbar from the inside. literally
prgnant with bomb... crazyyy wat u can do to men now
Broken glass.
[hot chip]
The UK had this Doritos flavour called "Chilli Heatwave" and it was like a spicy yet sweet, smoky, tomato-ish sort of flavour, and it's heavenly. I'll send some your way if you can't get your hands on them.
Going to call it a 'crisp' as it should be referred to, but I'm partial to sea salt and chardonnay wine vinegar.
Diamonds Droof
Hi a little intoxicated
It's free hat.
ONE CONCUSSION TWO CONCUSSIONS THREE CONCUSSIONS FOUR! FIVE CONCUSSIONS SIX CONCUSSIONS SEVEN CONCUSSIONS MORE!
:33< if mewre s33ing this this is mewr sign to go feral and kill something twice mewre size
Do I steal his hat. Vote now on your phones.
no homo uh homoerection here ok just two guys getting drink together ( #nsfw )
Placing an entire boonbuck on the bet that this will fall like the last days of Babylon by the week's end.
HAHA JUST ANOTHER #MANICMONDAY OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT #SATURDAY
GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS GOOD NEWS THE EMERALD GREEN KITCHEN IS NOT ON FIRE BAD NEWS ITS ON ICE
Good morning.
Men kissing.
i'm so glad everyone is using this chat client that spans several timelines responsibly.
I am their favorite human customer.
Two large mixed-protein things of lo mein, vegetable fried rice with eggs, a truly obnoxious number of spring and egg rolls, orange chicken, a couple of dumplings, and a side of plain white rice. Plus picked up some orange tea with crystal boba from a place a few doors down and stopped to get cake and ice cream. If I need more food in the next several days, I will be surprised.
yOU GUYS HAVE BEEN REALLY NICE TO ME, THANKS FOR GIVING ME A SECOND CHANCE. wE'RE GONN jEFF THE fLOURISH THIS SWEEP #TRUST. HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/rGlAPCu.PNG
I have an amount of food that’s unholy for anybody except highbloods.
Just acquired Mommy's credit card information. Drop a suggestion in the replies regarding future purchases. #Momdontlook #Mommyslittleangel #Shoppingspree #Artisticendeavors
Testing
sINCE I'M NOT LONGER JEFF THE KILLING, AND NOW JUST JEFF THE FLOURISHING...LIKE...wHAT DO I DO NOW, WHAT DOES A FUCKER DO AFTER DROPPING HIS JOB.
https://files.catbox.moe/qvey9s.png >still using discord embeds >like they arent going to break in 30 minutes >catbox wins again
putting tucker ware in the michael wave #winning
:33 < a little self portrait of meowself! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1485828508335738900/used_to_be_one_of_the_rotten_ones.png?ex=69c34921&is=69c1f7a1&hm=fbc5d644142411344d09d9e832874e312a1991a83db7130e6602a483de64c73b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=710&height=824
holy character arc
MAYBE I JUST WANT TO LIVE... BE HAPPY
We’re going to dine and dash. You’re all my accomplices now.
I’m tired of being hungry. It’s time.
Top surgery could fix me.
You failed on account of misconstruing the meaning of saying nothing at all. It’s not literal. It’s metaphorical. We are talking about nothing, so we aren’t saying shit. We’re just throwing meaningless shit out there to see what sticks.
i just be sayin shit and then other people just be sayin shit and then we just be sayin nothin at all something like that