♦ pitied by @shinyTempest
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Ain’t that somethin’…ye got yerself a might fine set ‘o divination based abilities there, fellow! Happy to mark that there on yer character sheet!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ロ⚀Ꮚ) < As fer the Dad not Dad…genetics be damned, did he still raise ‘em plenty good? If so, just sounds mighty like adoption t’me!!!
( Ꮚ⚀ ̪ ⚀Ꮚ) < Aw, damn, yer situation sounds WAY cooler than the stuff I was gonna start mumblin’ on about… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Whadaya MEAN your boyfriend’s dad not dad? And peculiar powers??? I didn’t know yer kind got somethin’ so incredible!!! I thought psionics were only really a troll thing, and even then, only among certain sorts!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I am beggin’ ya on bended knee an flicked dice! 14 unmodified to tell me all about it! Please, please, please, please please!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Let’s start wee piddly small-like then! It’s a walloping of a fireball to try ‘n tank all at once… ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < So let’s stay away from some ‘o th’more…experienced adventure modules… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < First up…cordial-most salutations! Yain’t alone in the universe! For however long yer civilization mighta thought that, after this first contact ya got the rare privilege of gettin’ to unlearn that astral loneliness! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Each ‘n every time yer ganderglobes made wide eyed lil glaces at the confluence ‘o swirling distant cosmos…that was us! Our empire! Twinklin’ and winkin’ back at you, lightsweeps away! Ain’t that just nifty? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Our cultures? Vastly different! Ain’t nothing that says they’re incompatible though! For every strange element ‘o queer oddities we got goin’ for us… ewe and ewer lot are just as silly somethin’ fierce to us!!!
Thank you to whomever decided to bomb the executive motorcade on its morning stroll. My flesh is resilient, but my lusus hide boots and coat are ruined. ALSO, my chauffeur was completely incinerated. We had to sift his charred bones from the everloving rubble. And now I have to give him a week's PTO. Not funny.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ALWAYS!!! I am happy to pal around, flap some daggum gums, ‘n bump ‘n grind some shimmyin’ shoulders like a line ‘o tip top shape martial class soldiers!!! Baaaaahaha!