๐๐๐๐๐ALSO ROEWZI CHARMS ๐๐๐๐๐
@charmHer
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Some have taken notice that the Felt has acquired a new member. I use the word โmemberโ generously. Roewzi Charms has not been appointed, inducted, assigned a number, or given a purpose, but has nevertheless attached himself to our organization with the confidence of a decorative seal upon an impressive envelope. He claims not to have read its contents, yet we will determine the truth of that, wonโt we? He advertises our personnel, manufactures their insignias, and invokes our names with such relentless enthusiasm that correcting the misconception would be considerably more difficult than simply allowing it to become true. Fortunately, his peculiarities are largely productive, and as a result, I have opted not to remove him from the roster of authorities with whom I pursue our greater ambitions. His innumerable qualities and metaphorically innumerable hands remain both of interest and of use. His attention is exacting beneath all of that noise. His capacity to make himself indispensable borders on admirable. Welcome, Mr. Charms. May your stay be comfortable and your loyalty unwavering.
listening and learning. learning and listening. high fiving charms
๐๐๏ธ ๐๐๏ธ ๐๐๏ธ ๐๐๏ธ ๐๐๏ธ #Chairministrangling #HowManyFivesWeTalkinBuddy ๐ข CHARMS is TWIRLING HIS FINGER. AROUND THE CORD OF THE LINE.
How fascinating. A creature possessed of so many hands, and not one of them capable of concealing what passes through his heart. You mistake this small indulgence as a full fledged adoption of your personality into my fold. A common enough error. One may appreciate the craftsmanship of a particularly energetic songbird without extending to it a deed to the aviary. Your enthusiasm has, however, accomplished something rather uncommon. It has rendered itself useful without first requiring instruction. As for your apparent collapse, I would advise against falling. The floor has an unfortunate habit of bruising the like of your particularly delicate physical form. Should you insist regardless, I suspect Mrs. (Formerly) Cumjar would indeed be delighted to catch whatever pieces remain. You flatter me extravagantly. It is wasted effort. Marble neither blushes nor softens beneath praise. Still... There is a peculiar charm in watching an individual throw himself so enthusiastically into the machinery without once asking what the machine produces. Do continue. I find myself... curious how long you can maintain such momentum before inevitability discovers you.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. DON'T CALL HIM THAT.
๐ซถ oh? ๐ซถ ๐ซตdont suppose you want me calling him what YOU do, do you?๐ซต ๐ฉ that wouldnt be very appropriate either!!!! oh nooo! ๐ฉ #Chairministrangling #GrindsettingExpectations #Ah #Damara #HeardOfYou ๐ด CHARMS is DO NOT DISTURBED.
@imJunior BANISH ACCOUNT. AND KILL USER IN REAL LIFE.
๐ฉ๐ซถ ignore the sobby cinder from hella, juju sweetheart @imJunior ๐ซถ๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ shes lashing out because shes REALLY used to getting her way and isnt sure how to deal with the feelings of that not really panning out (for her) ๐๐ฉ ๐คgotta hand it to her... i thought any new lows would be down on her knees ๐ ๐ซถbut i guess theres always a deeper middle ground for some people๐ซถ #Chairministrangling #Siiiiiiiiiiigh #ThereIsAlwaysOne ๐ด CHARMS is STILL ON WILL NOT BE DISTURBED.
JUNIOR LIKES ME BETTER. MUCH LIKE SOMEONE ELSE I COULD MENTION.
Damara, Roewzi, I am sure we can find a civil and mutual accommodation. Perhaps you two should speak in my study rather than a public forum.
I DON'T WANT TO BE CIVIL. I WANT YOU TO STOP HIRING EVERY SKIRT YOU SEE.
I STAY WINNING. FOREVER AND ETERNALLY. FOR THANKS TO THE OUR PERFECT LORD OF TIME CALIBORN I HAVE BEEN GRACED WITH A MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME UNIQUE PERSONAL BADGE NEXT TO MY NAME. ALONGSIDE A BRAND NEW NEAT TITLE GIFTED ALONGSIDE IT: THE VOIDNOIR. ISNT THAT FUN HEEHAAHOOHOO! STARE AND WEEP, SIMPLISTIC IMBECILES! TRULY, ONLY THOSE WHO STAND IN THE CORRECT SIDE OF HISTORY SHALL REAP ALL REWARDS. HEEHOOHOOHAAHAA!
โซ๐ฉ๐ค๐๐UH OH OH NO NEW PROMO - PRETTY BIG DEAL IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW!๐๐๐ค๐ฉโซ ๐ซถYOU BET its not about my sovereign self๐ซถ ๐คim only ๐ค like ๐ค technically ๐ค FRACTION of a finger ๐ค walking in ๐ค on this ๐ค utterly immaculate ๐ค english coronation ๐ค ๐ซต after all this event is entirely and only about @lordJack ๐ซต โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธone more time for the back โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณ we are talking about a catastrophic mf midnight ending maverick who decided REGICIDE was a starter grind like my guy walked into the PROSPITIAN THRONE ROOM like it was a Tuesday, snatched that RING like it was the last everything bagel at the meeting, didnt even ask if the toaster was in use, and COOKED, he fucking COOKED, he BAGEL BAKED and COOKED and now suddenly hes got FIRST GUARDIAN POWERS and ZERO chill to balance it out๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณ ๐๐๐did you know his highlights? his glorious moments? even before his ascension? are some of the dark lord caliborn's greatest hits? he revisits them often and quietly leaving nothing but clawprints and taking nothing but lives of people too unimportant to be potent enough to remember๐๐๐ ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ช๐๐THE VOIDNOIR didn't just kill a KING, VOIDNOIR LORDJACK killed a KINGDOM. then another. then a WHOLE UNIVERSE. then ANOTHER ONE. just fucking because! VOIDNOIR LORDJACK is the entire midnight crew rolled into a dude who has need for nothing, waste all want not am i right???๐๐๐ช๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ the planetary pulverizer, the session slaughterer, the "oops i accidentally became the main antagonist through sheer hustle culture" himself๐ ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ช๐๐he STABBED the HERO OF BREATH (left em breathless). he STABBED the HERO OF TIME (made sure he ran out of minutes). he STABBED the SEER OF LIGHT (didn't see that one coming huh bitch???). if you had a classpect and a pulse (and sometimes not even that!) my guy had a CULL IN THE WORKS for you!!!๐๐๐ช๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท ๐ฉธ๐๐he's NOT-UNION-JACK under ANY circumstances๐๐๐ฉธ ๐ซด๐ซดTHE VOIDNOIR LORDJACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!๐ซด๐ซด ๐๐๐ โ ๏ธwhat a HATETHROB, huh ladies? theydies? guys, gals, all other market demographically violence inclined pals?????? get em while theyre hot!!! which is ALLLLLLLLLLWAYS for THE VOIDNOIR LORDJACK!!!!โ ๏ธ ๐๐๐ ๐ค here is to many more of you creepy crawly stand godly tallies keeping me up until the break of day๐ค #Dark #Chairministrangling #LikeALordjack #PityALordjack #MediateALordjack #Shilling #CaliBbabyCaliB #TheFelt #Felt #GoldSpinnyBadges #TheVoidnoir #LordJack #NotUnionJack #VoidAllOtherTransactions #IneedToAffordThat #MidnightCoronation โซ๐ฉ CHARMS is A NIGHT OWL AND A WISE BIRD TOO.
ETERNALLY HONORED. TO HAVE SUCH A MARK OF RECOGNITION STAPLED ONTO MY NAME. THANKS TO NONE OTHER THAN THE GRACIOUS ACTIONS OF OUR ONE TRUE LORD CALIBORN. HEEHAAHOOHOO. WOW THIS ROCKS. THANK YOU ROEWZI. YOU ARE AN INCREDIBLE CRAFTSMAN.
๐โจ๐CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ WITH ANOTHER SHAMELESS SELF-PROMO ๐๐โจ ๐ซถonly this time? its not my bad bitch self im repping๐ซถ ๐คim only ๐ค like an ๐ค itty bitty ๐ค smidgen even ๐ค responsible ๐ค for this ๐ค ๐ซต compared to the downright cavernous mf ma screaming for inspiring mercifully masked jaws of one kaine touthe @twistedComedy ๐ซต โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธone more time for the back โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณ this is a downright ruthless far from toothless life ender, no pretender, snack snag offender, when they say taking candy from a grub better hope to high fuck this guy doesnt have his ganderbulbs peepin at it first because your arm is coming off with the same ease he snags that fuckin sugary goodness ๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณ ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ please give a sugar sprinkled applause ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ช๐คก๐ฆทto the dental damnation himself๐ฆท๐คก๐ช๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท ๐ฉธ๐ฆท๐the pregnant pause impregnator, the sweet scarfing sugar squanderer๐ฆท๐๐ฉธ ๐ซด๐ซดwithout any further fangirly fanfare its THE SWEETROTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!๐ซด๐ซด ๐๐๐ you suuuuuure? im basically asking you to siiiit on me ๐๐๐ ๐คlike ๐ค if ๐ค i ๐ค were ๐ค this ๐ค big ๐ค ๐ซต compared to ur 'jigglemeat' as its been called๐ซต ๐ค here is to hoping more of you are next in the comms list๐ค #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #Psh #IgetPaidToHumbleMyself #AndStillBeInChargeOfPromo #CallThat #Micro #Management #Shilling #CaliBbabyCaliB #TheFelt #Felt #GoldSpinnyBadges #KaineTouthe #TheSweetrot ๐ก๐ชฅ CHARMS is BUSY. BRUSHING TWICE NIGHTLY.
PRAISE
H3H3h3h3, Thahank y(o)u, I am V3RY h(o)n(o)r3D f(o)r Th3h3 TITl3. bIg D33p m(o)Th3h3rfuckIng b(o)W.
:o)!!!!
Why did you tag the felt in this?
HOW MANY OF YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE ROSE GOLD TROLL. ROEWZI CHARMS IS THE NAME. THE ONE WHO SEEMS TO MAKE THOSE SPINNY GOLD BADGES. I HAVE NEVER BEHELD THIS TROLL'S PRESENCE IN THE PAST AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I HAVE BEEN VIOLENTLY THROWN INTO THESE CLUTCHES. MY NOTIFICATIONS ARE FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH THAT GOLDBLOODS MUG. THIS ALL IS TO SAY. WOW THIS TROLL IS AWESOME. READING THOSE CHITS IS KIND OF AN ASSAULT TO THE SENSES IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE. TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THIS: THERE IS ZERO LEVEL OF OFFENSE IN REGARDS TO WHAT I AM SENDING ROEWZI'S WAY. PURELY A MOTHERFUCKING STRONG LEVEL OF GREAT AWE AND BEDAZZLEMENT. ROEWZI IF YOU ARE READING THIS. KEEP UP THE GREAT MOTHERFUCKING WORK. HEEHAAHOOHOO.
๐โจ๐CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CHECKING IN ๐๐โจ ๐ซถjust dropping in a budget friendly promo no FOMO! read it when you wanna its not burning a hole in YOUR pocket๐ซถ ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ผ EXECUTIVE POSITIONING ๐ผ Founder, CEO (Chairministrangler Executed Office), and Visionary Vibes Architect @ Lucky Charms Holdings International LLC (Est. Sweeps Unknown, Revenue: Immeasurably high, think quadruple digits) ๐๐ฐ i'm literally the boss, bestie, i've been networking since before your lusus first molted!!! but i am ALWAYS down to netjerk around esp with fledgling self starters ๐ฃโจ ๐ซต have YOU got a business idea? ๐ซต pitch it to me! ๐ซต let's MERGE! ๐ซต ๐ค BRAND IDENTITY MATRIX ๐ค ๐ซต BYOB (be your own boss)๐ซต ๐ caste: gold (#FFD700) - literally the color of wealth bestie, we stay GILDED here!! โจ ๐ hemo position: ABOVE THE REST (the view is SCENIC i LOVE what u all do down there) ๐ ๐ experience level: 12 Sweeps of PURE HUSTLE (that's executive years bestie, we don't age we LEVEL UP we dont play we GAIN EXPERIENCE we dont lose we ONLY GAIN %) ๐โฌ๏ธ ๐ท๏ธ OFFICIAL BRAND HANDLES ๐ท๏ธ catch me straight strutting thru DMs as: CEO Charmsโข | charmHer (verified) | CHARMS4HIRE (premium tier) | luckyCharms (aesthetic account) | luck E charms | The Gold Gilded GRINDSET | The Menace (affectionate) | The Handyman (i fix broken portfolios~! catch ๐ these ๐ hands ๐) | Corporate Overlord Roewzi (yes you CAN call me Sir, i accept tributes IF ur nasty) ๐ผ | Yellow Jacket (designer in my spare time AHAH i can make anything in your fave color as long as ur fave color is ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐) | plus various PARALEGALACERATOR roles for tax purposes~! ๐โจ ๐พ BRING YOUR BARK TO WORK DAY COMPANION ๐พ meet cujojito barbisito barkbeastito~!!! โจ my sCRUFFY LIL FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A CHOLERBEAR BUT TWICE AS DEADLY UGHHH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH MY SNUGGLY PUBBY WUBBY CMERE WHOSE A GOOD BOY WHOSE A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU ๐ซต YOU ๐ซต YOU ARE ๐ซต GOOD PUBBYYYYYY ๐ซต MY CHIHAAHAA!!! ๐ซต ๐๐ MYTHICALLY rare breed bestie, requires specialized climate control because he's just SO high-maintenance #WORTHIT (just like his owner~! ๐ ). four-legged networking assistant, walkies aficionado, unrivaled barkbeat composer and vocal performance artist, also 24/7 security detail!! he doesn't guard the yard he guards the BRAND!!! the BUILDING! keeps that shit ON LOCK!!!!๐โจ ๐ HEADQUARTERS LOCATION ๐ Lower Out Ward District on 12th, Spirebluffs - Garden of Eaten, New Trolleans ๐๏ธโจ we call it "The War Room" bestie, it's where the battles are fought and won!!!! ๐๐ซ (exact coordinates: CLASSIFIED for opsec~!๐ค๐) ๐ก ENTREPRENEURIAL PHILOSOPHY ๐ก they call it "stealing" i call it โจPARALLEL ECONOMICSโจ they say "diploma mill" i say โจALTERNATIVE TO MAINSCREAM CREDENTIALINGโจ they claim "no liquidity" i say โจINTANGIBLE ASSET ACCUMULATIONโจ "unregistered"? bestie i'm โจPRE-REGISTERED FOR PRE-APPROVED FUTURE SUCCESSโจ "forgery"? that's just โจPENDING ACQUIRE PROXY DOCUMENTATIONโจ "fraud"? i'm simply โจMANIFESTING FUCKING DIFFERENTLYโจ ๐ NETWORK INFRASTRUCTURE ๐ running IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO servers because we need that BANDWIDTH for all these ๐๐๐๐ deals bestie!! public proxy? that's just โจDECENTRALIZINGโจ for the grind!! ๐ก๐ป ๐ข EXECUTIVE CODES ๐ข ripcode: 59032-11 (vip access tier) decimal: 1501300818 (lucky numbers bestie!! ๐) โจ๐โก THE BOTTOM LINE โก๐โจ ๐ค๐ i'm literally building an empire out here while the haters stay MAD!! ๐ค๐ #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #ItWasNotADoxJustABrandAudit #AndBestie #WePassed โจ๐๐ ๐ขโจ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
๐นO=@(o๏ฝฅ๏ฝช๏ฝฅoห)@ู A ROSE FOR YOU! FAIR SIR!!!!!! CAN KONGAR CALL YOU SIR??? THE POST SAID SO. SO KONGAR WILL CALL YOU SIR. THANK YOU. SIR. FOR BEING SO. PRETTY. IT HAS REMINDED KONGAR. BEAUTIFUL THINGS. EXIST. DELICATE THINGS. WORTH CLIMBING UP BUILDINGS WHILE HOLDING. โฎ@(o๏ฝฅ๏ฝช๏ฝฅo)@โญ KONGAR HOPES. THIS IS NOT TOO FUCKING WEIRD. BUT KONGAR KNOWS. @(oเผ๏ฝฅเผ๏ฝช๏ฝฅเผo)@ ...IT COULD BE. #THELEGENDOFKONGAR #EPISODE-VII #A-PRETTYBOY-LIGHTS-UP-THE-WESTWARD-HORIZONS #ๆผไบฎ็ท
๐ OMG STOP NO KONGAR YOU ARE THE CUTEST ๐ ๐ซต YOU CAN CALL ME SIR ๐any time๐ i just wanna curl up ur cutie patootie hair swirly and go OO OO AA๐ซต ๐ซต cute boy to cute boy communicado ๐ซต i want to be all up in ur monkey business you do mutual follows? i do mutual follows. you should mutual follow me ๐ซต ๐๐๐ like just saying monkey king ๐๐๐ ๐ id love to swing with you vine or no vine๐ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #TopBanana #OrWhat ๐ก๐ CHARMS is ENGAGING IN MONKEY BUSINESS.
๐ซถ ohhhh bestie bestie BESTIE ๐ซถ๐ UNF i'm getting some goddamn VISIONARY VIBES from this sales pitch!!! and WHAT A PARK CLEARING PITCH!!!!!! ๐ฏ๐ซ ๐ฅ THE BOARD HAS REVIEWED YOUR PROPOSAL and finds it : HOT SHIT ๐ฅ ๐ง๐ซ joining the STREAM?? i inVENTED going with the flow๐ thats LIQUIDITY PUSSY BABEY!!!!!! ๐ฆ๐ฐ and i am ALWAYS liquid. schlurp! my assets flow like the waterfalls of golden light i bathe in every morning (imported from the ocean of my competitors' continually shed fucking tears) ๐๏ธ๐ค ๐ RE: THE BUG PROPOSITION ๐ you want these prongs CURVING?? pinch pinch? snip snip?๐ฆ reaching into the EVER EXPANDING HORIZON?? bestie my prongs have ALREADY claimed the dawn!!! just this morning. patent pending but at least twelve proposals already cleared his honorable tyranny's slobbery ass jaws โ๏ธ๐ i trademarked sunrise AT SWEEP 8 OF BEING ALIVE!!! ๐ โจ you want some FRANCHISE WITH THAT?!!! ๐ฅ๐ผ ๐ผ COUNTER-OFFER ๐ผ โ ๐SO๐โ i see POTENTIAL here!! ๐ add me! DM me! like my posts! #LikeABoss! pity my posts! #PityABoss! idfc comment or whatever ๐๐ but i will save you from melting down the drain alone whatever it takes load difficulty gap breached๐ฝโจ ๐im not melting. not now not ever. these features are too cute to downsize. i would rather BE the TSUNAMI that buys out the beachfront property BEFORE it hits!!! you going with the flow im stirring? ๐๏ธ๐ฐ ๐ซต THE YUGLER ๐ซต (respectfully alsoooo gender-ambiguous, love that for you, brand is brand!!! bland or otherwise) you have FLAVOR!! ๐ญโจ but you're pitching COLLABORATION when you should be pitching ACQUISITION!! ๐โฌ๏ธ ๐ก NEXT STEPS - DM DOMINATION ๐ก send your coordinates (not for doxxing!! just for NETWORKING!! ๐ค๐) to my IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO secure line!! ๐ โจ cujojito barbisito barkbeastito ๐ needs to sniff your vibes anyway!! security protocol!! ๐โ๏ธ stay COOL!โ๏ธ๐ #GoldBloodGrindset #MoggingOnSillyDexes #ThinkBigger #SylladexMaxxing #โจ๐๐ ๐ข CHARMS is online.