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girl if i wanted to make you hear panting i'd rock on up there and record you while we do the damn thing
SAME HANDMAID. NEW WEAPONS. #NEWPINNED. FUCK WITH ME. #PROFESSIONALDEVELOPMENT #CONTINUINGEDUCATION #DIVERSIFIEDPORTFOLIO #REORG #WORKPOSTING #JUJUSTGIRLYTHINGS #FUCKIT #WEDOSPACENOW #MIGHTASWELL.
😘🫴🫳 think of it as an opportunity...slow days means most are in a daze, waiting for a screen to populate with popularity for the populace to partake in!!! 👍💰💱 🥹😅😂🤣 your metrics need to be more isometric 🤣😂😅🥹 👇👇👇 think of the 👇👇👇 ___ ___ / /\ ___ / /\ / /::\ /__/\ / /::\ / /:/\:\ \__\:\ / /:/\:\ / /::\ \:\ / /::\ / /:/ \:\ /__/:/\:\_\:| __/ /:/\/ /__/:/_\_ \:\ \ \:\ \:\/:/ /__/\/:/~~ \ \:\__/\_\/ \ \:\_\::/ \ \::/ \ \:\ \:\ \ \:\/:/ \ \:\ \ \:\/:/ \__\::/ \__\/ \ \::/ ~~ \__\/ ___ ___ ___ / /\ / /\ /__/\ / /::\ / /::\ \__\:\ / /:/\:\ / /:/\:\ / /::\ / /:/ \:\ / /::\ \:\ __/ /:/\/ /__/:/ \ \:\ /__/:/\:\_\:\ /__/\/:/~~ \ \:\ \__\/ \__\/ \:\/:/ \ \::/ \ \:\ \ \::/ \ \:\ \ \:\ \__\/ \__\/ \ \:\ \__\/ ___ ___ ___ / /\ / /\ / /\ / /::\ / /::\ / /::\ / /:/\:\ / /:/\:\ /__/:/\:\ / /::\ \:\ / /::\ \:\ _\_ \:\ \:\ /__/:/\:\_\:| /__/:/\:\ \:\ /__/\ \:\ \:\ \ \:\ \:\/:/ \ \:\ \:\_\/ \ \:\ \:\_\/ \ \:\_\::/ \ \:\ \:\ \ \:\_\:\ \ \:\/:/ \ \:\_\/ \ \:\/:/ \__\::/ \ \:\ \ \::/ ~~ \__\/ \__\/ ___ ___ ___ / /\ /__/\ /__/\ / /::\ \ \:\ \__\:\ / /:/\:\ \__\:\ / /::\ / /::\ \:\ / /::\ __/ /:/\/ /__/:/\:\ \:\ / /:/\:\ /__/\/:/~~ \ \:\ \:\_\/ / /:/__\/ \ \::/ \ \:\ \:\ /__/:/ \ \:\ \ \:\_\/ \__\/ \__\/ \ \:\ \__\/ ...!!!!!! 👆👆👆 BIG PIC BES TIE 👆👆👆 #Chairministrangling #Isometrics #IsoMeanMetrics #MentorTour #SidebarDiscussion #LearningMoments #MakesAdsense #RevenewsToYou #Prolly #ButHappyToHelp 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
TRY ASKING THE ONE I ACTUALLY WORK FOR. I DON'T KNOW THAT GUY. AND HE LOOKS TO BE DEAD. @scratchDoctor
gonna need one hell of a teambuilding retreat to get this morale ba(k up and running, huh
KEEP YAPPING. BARKBEAST. IT MAKES YOU EASIER TO HUNT.
😁😁😁 try living it 😁😁😁 😃 actually counter offer 😃 👎✋ save yourself, its not worth it with crazies like @handMaid still employed, like?????????? 🤚👎
#cope
the shit i get woken up to deal with... man idk what you want me to do about like literally any of this lol like the one thing i miiiiight be able to do kurly would be so fucking mad at me and sorry rowrow but i really like kurly plus im sleepy and withdrawal is kicking my ass today so i aint doin shit if any of this wakes me up though i swear on gaiaeon ......... Both of you will regret it :) ......... @taciturnTerror use your mind stuff to get me back to sleep and cuddle please (|:(
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hUH, wELL,,, tH1S ALL SEEMS TO BE, a LOT, aND i AM NOT REALLY SURE THERE IS ANYTHING i COULD DO TO HELP, aNYWAYS AS, i AM NOT EXACTLY, a MEMBER OF THIS, aSSOCIATION, aND i MUST ASSUME THAT, i WAS ONLY EVEN @-ED, bECAUSE OF MY ASSOCIATION TO, (A) CERTAIN MEMBER(S) OF, tHIS ASSOCIATION, bUT FROM WHAT i CAN GATHER FROM, cONTEXT CLUES, iT SEEMS YOU ARE THE ONE WHO, nABBED dAMARA'S THINGIES WH1CH, i GUESS i'M GLAD i NOW KNOW, tHE SOLUT1ON, tO THAT MYSTERY, wHICH i DIDN'T EXACTLY PURSUE, sO AS TO SOLVE IT BUT, iT'S ALWAYS NICE WHEN THESE THINGS COME TOGETHER, aNYWAYS, aND UHH,,, yEAH, i GUESS MAYBE THIS COULD BE, aN OPPORTUNITY TO FIND, a BETTER LINE OF WORK, mAYBE? tHAT OR, i GUESS SHE'S GOING TO PUT YOU IN, a FUN LITTLE JAR WHICH, iS PROBABLY NOT A GOOD FATE, uNLESS YOU CAN SWING, sOME HOLES IN THE LID, aND SOME LEAVES, aND MAYBE EVEN, a TWIG (#yOURtWIG) SO, aLL i CAN REALLY SAY FOR THIS IS, gOOD LUCK AND, i BELIEVE IN YOU, tHOUGH i ALSO BELIEVE IN dAMARA, jUST AS MUCH BECAUSE, i CAN'T PLAY FAVORITES HERE, aS THAT'D BE UNFA1R,
Um. Why am I tagged here?
🫳🤌🤏uh oh!!!🔥❤️🔥🧨 ☝️☝️☝️trouble?👎👎👎 🥢⛔📵in paradise?🛐✝️🪽 #Chairministrangling #ImGonnaNeedleYouToCalmDown #InsideVoicesAssHandedToYouMaid ⛔ CHARMS IS ONLINE BUT ONLY TO RAZZ ON THIS.
APPARENTLY. SLAUGHTERING THEM ONCE WAS NOT ENOUGH. I HAVE TO TAKE OUT EVERY RUFIOH. AND EVERY MEENAH. IN THE MULTIVERSE. FOREVER. OR ELSE THEY'LL START PAPPING EACH OTHER. IN PUBLIC. IN BROAD MOONLIGHT. SICK. THEY'RE SICK. #DEATH #KILLING #VIOLENCE #NSFWE #REVENGE #REREVENGE #PLAYINGTHEHITS #ITNEVERENDS.
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 005?/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXXXXX LOOKIE LOSE??? LOOKIE LOOS? THE LOOKY-LIEuS??? LOOK HE LOSE??? LOST AND FOuND SPECTRALS? GLASS WATCHING PARTIES ANONYMOuS??? A TRAGEDY IN FOuR ACTS - "THE EYES THAT SEE DEAD PEOPLE"??? XXXXXXX I AM GOING TO BE HONEST. I AM SKEPTICAL. THE SPECTACLES. EXIST. IF THERE WERE A PAIR OF JuJu GLASSES. AT FuCKING ALL. I WOuLD KNOW ABOuT IT. WERE IT NOT FOR THE FACT. MY OWN MIRACuLT PREACHER BROuGHT THESE TO MY ATTENTION. I MIGHT THINK NOTHING OF IT. BuT. AN EXCERPT. I REMEMBERED FLAWLESSLY. FROM MY SISTER'S REPuLSIVE PuKE INDuCING DIGITAL DIARY. AN ENTRY. FROM SWATTPAD. WHICH I HAVE TRANSCRIBED HERE. FAIR WARNING. I HAVE NOT EDITED ANY OF IT. CONTROL. ALT. SNAP CRACK SKuLL POPPED RIGHT HERE. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i jUst had. the BIGGEST HORRORGASM. like divine inspiration, to sweat the whole of my arse right off, writing this dark and edgy backstory aboUt my very own jUjU creation. yes! i make those! i'm basically a god after all. i jUst had to rUsh over to my adoring fans and share. warning for... mUrder, spiritUal happenings, spooky spooking, and DARK ROMANCE. are yoU titilated? i sUre am. not betaread. don't like don't read! bUt if yoU DO read yoU simply mUst review. UxU UxU UxU (mwah! mwah! mwah!) 💚💚💚 the mysterioUs lookie lose / look (what) he lose / lost and foUnd spectrals / glass watching parties anonymoUs: a tragedy in foUr acts. (a working title... any ideas? XU) (mUst inclUde pUns!) (ok ok, mooooving on.) click foUr spoilers: these gorgeoUs lenses are actUally the jUjU i am so so so excited to share with yoU all, and NOT JUST ANY JUJU. they're mine, made by me! sqUeeeeee!!! here is...... the 🌶️ spicy bits! 🌶️ (so the entire story as it stands in part one of more. U-U) (bUt not too spicy yet!) once Upon a time on beforUs, the most nostalgic paradoxal sUbdivision of the Universe, there was a toootally infamoUs serial killer named dredge morren! he was... the Ultimate yandere (so in love that it kills someone else!) bUt make it self-loathing? he hated himself so mUch, because his body just felt wrong. (we've all been there! i have to share everything with the WORST PERSON EVAR.) so dredge just started possessing other people... but not to hang oUt and have tea and tUrn a sad frowny face into an Upside-down happy face. not at all! he made them do... the most fUcked Up things... to themselves... and to others. carnage! blood! slashing and clashing and splUUUUUUUrt! 🔪🔪🔪🩸🅰️ 🆎 🅱️ 🅾️ (what blood type are yoU? comment and i might add yoU to morren's list of killings!) so anyway. dUring one of his little mUrder mayhems, he corners this poor troll in a frog temple. (so Unhinged. so Unserious!) (i've always wanted to actUally visit one...) and the troll is reaching for something hidden deep inside their soon-to-bee-catacombs. gUess. what. it. is. THE looky lieU glasses!!!! ✨ 👓 ✨ like, can yoU imagine what woUld have happened if that poor UnfortUnate troll managed to grab them? they coUld of seen spirits. not jUst the dead, but the spiritUal form of the self, so they might of been able to fend off the serial killer! what drama, what irony, what potential. ohhhh no. i forgot to say how they work. goUmen naasai! ao anyway. no way! dredge morren took that sparkly treasUre all for himself. and here is where it really takes off, becaUse being able to watch victim's soUls literally leave their bodies mid-slaUghter?! 😳😳😳 that's like the Ultimate voyheUrist ecstacy for mUlticidal spree villains like dredge morren. he was living his best life. (his victims worst death???) jUst getting to watch the light face from trollish eyes in real time. goodness gracioUs! bUt. ⬇️ here ⬇️ is the plot twist my lovely readers!!!!! that wasn't even their original intention. i didn't make them for some mUrder hUsbando hobo to get his rickety rocks off. i made them so sad little grieving people coUld say one last goodbye to their beloved ones on beforUs! becaUse as yoU know, i'm a sapphic icon who believes in closUre!!! UvU ... >vU ~ * gfndsfmfgsdaijg3h3rMASNFDKLGFJASREHOVCM Mwevjcvm n OK FINE!!!!!!!!!!!! (aUthor's note: my stUpid brother is reading over my shoUlder and being a slappy little hater with nothing better to do. so i have to be honest. ÙmÚ what. ever. realistically. i probably made them so that when i finally win oUr little game and took over the body and killed caliborn (yes, THAT caliborn, the loser lameling, my dUmb Ugly brother that can't write for shit), i coUld laUgh at him while his gross little soUl flUtters ungracefUlly out of his royally fUcked body. i definitely want to see his expression when he realizes i jUst one!!!! 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 bUt. that still hasn't... actUally happened yet. late doomer syndrome maybe?? i gUess? better late than ever in calisnore's favoUr as the scholars might say. (that woUld be me. of coUrse!) oh. and the best part? the absolUte 🍒 cherry 🍒 on top? he doesn't even know this jUjU exists. becaUse he never reads any of my fictions Unless i read them oUt FOR him. how drab. i sUppose yoU can lead a dUllard to literatUre bUt you can't make them perUze the classics. UxU UxU UxU (mwah! mwah! mwah!) ending aUthor's note: ohmigosh. thank yoU for reading my darkfic. please issUe kUdoes and comment if yoU what chapter two two be aboUr what happens when someone actUally wears the looking loose specs. also. caliborn!!!!! if yoU are reading this years and years and years and years and years into the fUtUre becaUse yoU are a boring stUpid whiny cheater: I HATE U AND YOUR FIC SUXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!! UxU (mwah!) ==> signed callie ohpeee 💚💚💚 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHEREABOuTS. uNKNOWN. EXISTENCE. uNCERTAIN. AS SuCH. I CANNOT RIGHTFuLLY ASSIGN IT TO ANYONE. TRuLY. BuT WHOEVER HAS THEM. WELL. THEY ONCE BELONGED TO A KILLER. OR SO I HAVE HEARD. SO. HOPEFuLLY THAT MAKES YOu FEEL GOD FuCKING AWFuL.
∘☽ It's happening again...!! ☾∘
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Merry #VoreDay the First, to the enlightened. Theme of today's illustrative clash is, naturally, in line with the holiday: 7th of August — The Eater. Our commissioner would like to remain anonymous. Aside from a small, Junior-dequirked message to a very unlucky victim, which follows. @imJunior: Anonymize this missive. ==> Having glimpsed my unenviable fate in the certain future, I would like to exercise some small control over the here and the now and the torment to come. This will be finished at just the right moment to make him furious. Crazy. But hey. An artist has to make a living. So butter your biscuits and get straight nasty on the click-through. This sucker only loops once, per commissioner's orders, so rewatches are manual... And they say that #sadism is dead.
For the first time, in a long time, a new word has entered the compendium of my lexicon. Jealoz noun | Jeal · oz | \ ˈjel-ōz \ , also \ ˈjel-əz \ Etymology A portmanteau of the word jealous and Kurloz (referring to Kurloz Makara, the Prince of Rage and mute subjugglator from the webcomic Homestuck). Definition 1 a: A specific characterization, mood, or alternate universe (AU) interpretation of the troll Kurloz Makara wherein he is entirely consumed by feelings of envy, romantic possessiveness, or territorial spite. 1 b: The state of experiencing intense jealousy while being physically incapable of vocalizing it, resulting in an overwhelming aura of silent, telepathic malice. 2: A manifestation of Kurloz who expresses displeasure regarding a romantic rival (often concerning Meulin Leijon, or more recently, Damara Megido) through aggressive, high-speed sign language, menacing unblinking stares, or the passive-aggressive placement of codpieces and clown paraphernalia. Usage Notes Because Kurloz cannot speak, a "Jealoz" is typically identified by behavioral cues rather than verbal complaints. Common symptoms of a Jealoz include unsolicited telepathic screaming, an increase in hostile miming, and ominously standing in the corner of a room while staring at the subject of their envy.
/i mean i think being a dream ghost and all those laws kinda no longer apply on me, especially considering from my time perspective the Felt hasnt been a thing for a good million of sweeps (thanks fwrther ring for making time so confwsing to keep track of v_v"), yet also jwst going by my research wowldn't exactly feel compelled to have anything to do with them, especially involving any version of ms Megido 0_0/ /bwt wmm yeag, thanks/
👞👢👟hmmm....a waltz jitterbug polka breakaway flamenco style salsa freestep bump boogaloo swing???? might be difficult to get through allllllllll in just one night buuuuuuuuuuuuuut...!!!!👞👞👢 🫰🙌 since you went out of your way to tagggggggg me, and the medictator has assured me the stuff theyre flying in from overseas is deeeeeeeeeeeefinitely gonna take care of this awful cramp in my leg, like, omg? maybe? nah definitely. you have been sooooooo nicies to me since i got to the manor, like, how can i not? 🙌🫰 😄😆😅 sit tight, OK bestie? LA À𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐔 𝙃𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙈𝘼𝙄𝘿 is gonna show you some fancy footwork yet!!! it'll be sooooooooooo so so so lovely, and it'll make you forget all about the rancid skank bitch rust in your comment's section...not naming names! just shaming shames! hahahahah! i kid, i kid, it's damara 😅😆😄 🫵🫵🫶 you! me. all these dances you asked for, promie 🫶🫵🫵 #Chairministrangling #PlayingMusicalChairs #DancingUpTheCorporateLadder #EliteBallKnowledge #GalanteedToHaveAGoodTime 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE AND EN POINTE.
[ Fluttering through an unprotected crack in space-time is a note. It is pale green and marked with the letterhead of The Felt, an asymmetrically silhouetted Felt Manor viewed from the north side. The central spire is tipped by a glittering pearlescent drop of white ink. Scrawled beneath: a missive issued in cramped but neat cursive, richly maroon. The page is creased in two places, as though fit into an envelope at one point. ] To the editor in chief of Midnight City's ANTHROPODOGY Publication Office. Your journalistic excellence motivates me to stay apprised of your latest issues. I have no complaints, usually. In the June article of Movement As Culture, penned by Jubilant Communicant, a small paragraph detailing the dances typically associated with Leprechaun #Charms was included. Nine lines in all. A critical oversight on your part: none of it is accurate. Barely even legible, if we're hacking away at honesty. But we've had some... professional dealings in the past, sir. You pay your dues. You keep current on the news I read for. It's good work you do. Favor for the favors. Included is a short list of corrections to the charm-dance associations. Try to have August reflect an update. Wouldn't want to see you getting replaced so soon after your... chief predecessor left a vacancy in position. 🩷 Waltz. Measured, intimate, there's a way to do it. Someone always leads. 🔷 Jitterbug. Warm regards, lots of coordinated movement. Equals in every way. ⭐ Polka. Having fun, getting to know someone, learning the ropes. Someone leads. 🌙 Breakaway. Pursuit, distance, maintaining an orbit that push-pulls. Trading lead. 🎈 Flamenco. Fighting for control at all times. Nobody leads, but both are trying to. 🧲 Salsa. Performance for the sake of it. Compelling narrative. Someone leads. 🍀 Freestep. Testing waters. Setting to a pace. Lead-in before other charms. No leads. 💰 Bump or Boogaloo. Shoulder to shoulder, bar-fight-as-dance. No leads. 🌈 Swing. Knowing the dance by heart. Didn't have to practice it once. Someone leads. With occupational annoyance, Crowbar, Mister Seven of the Felt
witches of space named jade harley specifically are going to be my heroic death swear to fucking god like what do i even do this point but throw up my hands
♦️█ ░ ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ 0PEN RP: HAPPY DEATH DAY! ▒ ▓❤️ ♠️█ ░ i stare daggers at y0u. sharply. 0ne pusherbeat passes... ...then an0ther... ...a dramatic imaginary but n0 quieter thunderclap cracks 0verhead. ▒ ▓♠️ 💔█ ░ "y0u f0rg0t again. didn't y0u? the anniversary 0f my death. we were supp0sed t0 g0 0n a date t0day..." My petite little teensie weensie twin p0nytails b0unce vi0lently as i st0mp 0ne 0f my carefully p0lished sh0es, the 0versized red b0ws tied int0 my hair quivering with righte0us fury like a bl00dpusher ab0ut t0 burst... ▒ ▓💔
🖕☝️☝️☝️eight fucking stitches☝️☝️☝️🖕 🎱🫰🫰🫰eight🫰🫰🫰🎱 🫥the medictator says i wont be able to use my standing desk for at least three wipes🫥 🫠🥲🥢ive had a set of chuddy little essence de damara megina sticks sprinkling bitch pixie cunt porpourri dust out of the base of my horn and my thigh (67 cm circumference btw size xl if you even care) for over an hour, they almost had to operate🥢🥲🫠 🥲where the FUCK have these things BEEN???????? #EW🥲 ✍️✍️ finders fee though 🖕🖕 🫵🫵you are NOT seeing these again but your piddly little ass has NOT seen the last of me 🫵🫵 #Healthcareministrangling #GettingLikeFiftyBajillionVaccines #WomanInMeDominatedFields #BeforanCulturalExchange #NSFW #Gore #Injury #BodyHorror #FromABodyWhorer #ScreechToText 🔴 CHARMS is INTENSIVELY CARED ABOUT. UNIT. [This Message was sent by SCREECHTOTEXT MODEL V113]
i feel like a dumbfuck for asking and you know in some ways fair i took a few rooftop knocks on the old noggin as a sword wielding child way back when but what the fuck actually is the felt like i get country club meets masonic temple vibes as an outsider looking in
bitch, i ain't spite shit??? i did what you motherfuckin' asked me to do. i *said* i would, did i motherfuckin' not?! i truly cannot fathom what the fuck your game is, Charms.
🎱⚪😏scratch daddy's desperate approval-seeking lil disappointment 😏⚪🎱 #Chairministrangling # #AlreadyHere 🟢🕰️ CHARMS is ONLINE AND ON TIMING.
🥹🤙👏ohhhhh exciting!!!!!👏🥹🤙 🫸🤙🫳let me set a timer!!!✍️👋🫷 #Chairministrangling #BadBitch #BadAtBitching 🟢🕰️ CHARMS is ONLINE AND ON TIMING.
😁😁😁 say less! professional is my profession after all 😁😁😁 👏👏👏 but as much as id like to say ive got wandering hands, ive got wandering eyes and feet instead, and it is oh so easy for me to get all turned around and lost... 👏👏👏 👉🤏↷➰ if you ever change your mind i could really use a brief little stroll just to get my bearings, buuuuuuuuuuut i wont overplay my hands! still...pleasure to meet you barrrrryyyyy 😁🤏↷➰👈 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
PUNCH HER!!!! @charmeuseCaressing @luckyCharms @charmHer @luckEcharms @thegoldgildedGrindset @ceoCharms!!!!
#WORKPOSTING. #RISEANDGRIND. #ANDGNASH. #ANDKILL. #ANDMAIM. #ANDTORMENT.
꧁but whatis a good eunuch vizier if notsomeone who undermines you, sir??꧂
eeeeeeeh. m__ybe d__nt __ge. I d__n't >:P
[WHO THE HELL I$ THAT]
THEY MAKE THE SPINNY CHARMS @charmeuseCaressing
[OHHHHH I $EE]
🤙🤙🤙 my dash has a built-in self-cleaning feature 🤙🤙🤙 🤏🤏🤏where tiny prick losers sort themselves out as autonomous self-disposing-of-garbage that migrates to the curve on its own at the push of a button 🤏🤏🤏 😜no filter replacements or cleaning required😜 ✌️🖐️🖐️ i just be my fine ass bad bitch self 🖐️🖐️✌️ 🫴and they stare daggers at the screen like a seethingly unseen moron until they pass out and leave behind a modestly unimpressive inheritance🫴 👌👌too easy👌👌 #Chairministrangling #BlockedBTW #CannotImagineThrowingATantrum #OverEmojis #VaguePosting 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
@(。・0・)@ KONGAR THOUGHT LONG. ABOUT PUNCH-KUN. ABOUT EARTH. ABOUT THE MANY WORLDS WHERE FISTS RISE AND COLLIDE. UNFURL AND FALL. CONTEST. OR CONNECT IN COMRADERY. @(/o･ｪ･o)@~ KONGAR WILL BE KONGAR'S OWN MOTHER. @(。・0・)@ I WILL PUNCH THE SOLID GROUND UNTIL IT SCULPTS. UNTIL CROPS GROW AROUND BUT NOT UNDER ME. SUN RISES. SUN FALLS. PINK MOONLIGHT GLISTENS IN BRIGHT BEAMS. KONGAR WILL PUNCH THE RIVER BENDS AND RAINFALL. UNTIL IT FLOWS UPRIGHT. PUNCH THE AIR. UNTIL IT BECOMES SOLID AND SMOOTH ENOUGH TO SLEEP ON. @(o༎･༎ｪ･༎o)@ KONGAR REALIZES NOW. KONGAR IS HERE. TWO FISTS. TWO WORLDS. BUT ONE MOTION. THE PUNCH IS NOT JUST HITTING. THE PUNCH IS...REACHING. FOR SOMETHING BETTER. @(。・0・)@ PERHAPS. KONGAR IS NOT PUNCH-KUN. BUT KONGAR IS...THE NEXT PUNCH THROWN. THE ONE THAT COMES AFTER AND CONNECTS TO THE LAST ONE. @(/o･ｪ･o)@~ KONGAR PUNCHES. NOT OUT OF ANGER. OR TO DESTROY. BUT TO PUNCH INTO EXISTENCE. TO FORGE. LIKE HAMMER AND IRON. TO CREATE. AND SWING. THE THINGS THAT ARE MISSING. BACK INTO BEING. @(o༎･༎ｪ･༎o)@ EPISODE X ENDS. THE WESTWARD HORIZON CHAPTER CLOSES. BUT THE PUNCH CONTINUES TO BE THROWN. ACROSS ALL TIMELINES. FOREVER. THATISKONGAR. #THELEGENDOFKONGAR #EPISODE-X #CHAPTER-1-END #THE-PUNCH-WHICH-BECOMES-AN-OUTSTRETCHED-HAND #抱拳礼
USUALLY. I WOULD RESPECT THE SORT OF BITCH. WHO NEVER SAW A KNIFE. SHE DIDN'T WANT TO TWIST. HOWEVER. YOU ARE A MUTANT. AND A STUPID WHORE. WHO THINKS SHE HAS WHAT IT TAKES. TO ENCROACH ON WHAT IS MINE. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
* Flowers are actually quite thankful of those who have taken care of them and the effort they put in for us. * I... I mean them.
Some have taken notice that the Felt has acquired a new member. I use the word “member” generously. Roewzi Charms has not been appointed, inducted, assigned a number, or given a purpose, but has nevertheless attached himself to our organization with the confidence of a decorative seal upon an impressive envelope. He claims not to have read its contents, yet we will determine the truth of that, won’t we? He advertises our personnel, manufactures their insignias, and invokes our names with such relentless enthusiasm that correcting the misconception would be considerably more difficult than simply allowing it to become true. Fortunately, his peculiarities are largely productive, and as a result, I have opted not to remove him from the roster of authorities with whom I pursue our greater ambitions. His innumerable qualities and metaphorically innumerable hands remain both of interest and of use. His attention is exacting beneath all of that noise. His capacity to make himself indispensable borders on admirable. Welcome, Mr. Charms. May your stay be comfortable and your loyalty unwavering.
dude take my bees
Anyone else get followed by a swarm of fucking bees?
💛✨👑CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CHECKING IN 👑💛✨ 🫶just dropping in a budget friendly promo no FOMO! read it when you wanna its not burning a hole in YOUR pocket🫶 🤑🔥 💼 EXECUTIVE POSITIONING 💼 Founder, CEO (Chairministrangler Executed Office), and Visionary Vibes Architect @ Lucky Charms Holdings International LLC (Est. Sweeps Unknown, Revenue: Immeasurably high, think quadruple digits) 📈💰 i'm literally the boss, bestie, i've been networking since before your lusus first molted!!! but i am ALWAYS down to netjerk around esp with fledgling self starters 🐣✨ 🫵 have YOU got a business idea? 🫵 pitch it to me! 🫵 let's MERGE! 🫵 👤 BRAND IDENTITY MATRIX 👤 🫵 BYOB (be your own boss)🫵 💛 caste: gold (#FFD700) - literally the color of wealth bestie, we stay GILDED here!! ✨ 📊 hemo position: ABOVE THE REST (the view is SCENIC i LOVE what u all do down there) 💅 🎂 experience level: 12 Sweeps of PURE HUSTLE (that's executive years bestie, we don't age we LEVEL UP we dont play we GAIN EXPERIENCE we dont lose we ONLY GAIN %) 📊⬆️ 🏷️ OFFICIAL BRAND HANDLES 🏷️ catch me straight strutting thru DMs as: CEO Charms™ | charmHer (verified) | CHARMS4HIRE (premium tier) | luckyCharms (aesthetic account) | luck E charms | The Gold Gilded GRINDSET | The Menace (affectionate) | The Handyman (i fix broken portfolios~! catch 👏 these 👏 hands 👏) | Corporate Overlord Roewzi (yes you CAN call me Sir, i accept tributes IF ur nasty) 💼 | Yellow Jacket (designer in my spare time AHAH i can make anything in your fave color as long as ur fave color is 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃) | plus various PARALEGALACERATOR roles for tax purposes~! 😉✨ 🐾 BRING YOUR BARK TO WORK DAY COMPANION 🐾 meet cujojito barbisito barkbeastito~!!! ✨ my sCRUFFY LIL FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A CHOLERBEAR BUT TWICE AS DEADLY UGHHH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH MY SNUGGLY PUBBY WUBBY CMERE WHOSE A GOOD BOY WHOSE A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU 🫵 YOU 🫵 YOU ARE 🫵 GOOD PUBBYYYYYY 🫵 MY CHIHAAHAA!!! 🫵 🐕💎 MYTHICALLY rare breed bestie, requires specialized climate control because he's just SO high-maintenance #WORTHIT (just like his owner~! 💅). four-legged networking assistant, walkies aficionado, unrivaled barkbeat composer and vocal performance artist, also 24/7 security detail!! he doesn't guard the yard he guards the BRAND!!! the BUILDING! keeps that shit ON LOCK!!!!🔐✨ 📍 HEADQUARTERS LOCATION 📍 Lower Out Ward District on 12th, Spirebluffs - Garden of Eaten, New Trolleans 🏙️✨ we call it "The War Room" bestie, it's where the battles are fought and won!!!! 📊💫 (exact coordinates: CLASSIFIED for opsec~!🤝🔒) 💡 ENTREPRENEURIAL PHILOSOPHY 💡 they call it "stealing" i call it ✨PARALLEL ECONOMICS✨ they say "diploma mill" i say ✨ALTERNATIVE TO MAINSCREAM CREDENTIALING✨ they claim "no liquidity" i say ✨INTANGIBLE ASSET ACCUMULATION✨ "unregistered"? bestie i'm ✨PRE-REGISTERED FOR PRE-APPROVED FUTURE SUCCESS✨ "forgery"? that's just ✨PENDING ACQUIRE PROXY DOCUMENTATION✨ "fraud"? i'm simply ✨MANIFESTING FUCKING DIFFERENTLY✨ 🌐 NETWORK INFRASTRUCTURE 🌐 running IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO servers because we need that BANDWIDTH for all these 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 deals bestie!! public proxy? that's just ✨DECENTRALIZING✨ for the grind!! 📡💻 🔢 EXECUTIVE CODES 🔢 ripcode: 59032-11 (vip access tier) decimal: 1501300818 (lucky numbers bestie!! 🍀) ✨👇⚡ THE BOTTOM LINE ⚡👇✨ 😤💅i'm literally building an empire out here while the haters stay MAD!! 😤💅 #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #ItWasNotADoxJustABrandAudit #AndBestie #WePassed ✨👑💛 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.