♦ pitied by @charmHer
YAPPING AND YAPPING. LIKE THE BITCH YOU ARE. I'M NOT WASTING A SINGLE PAN CELL READING ALL THAT. YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL. IF I HAD. I MIGHT BE TILTED. I MIGHT BE HUNTING YOU DOWN. TO GIVE YOUR WALKSTEM HINGES. A REAL FELT WELCOME. THEY'RE PRESENTLY RECEIVING THE OLD 「NUMBER SEVEN SPECIAL.」 IN THE REALITY WHERE MY BULBS STEEPED A MOMENT TOO LONG. IN YOUR FLOOD OF MEANINGLESS PISS.
YOU WANT ME SO BAD IT MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID.
AT THIS POINT. SURELY. IT HAS TO BE A MIDLIFE CRISIS.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. DON'T CALL HIM THAT.
Anyone else get followed by a swarm of fucking bees?
My quirk... berrified.
ETERNALLY HONORED. TO HAVE SUCH A MARK OF RECOGNITION STAPLED ONTO MY NAME. THANKS TO NONE OTHER THAN THE GRACIOUS ACTIONS OF OUR ONE TRUE LORD CALIBORN. HEEHAAHOOHOO. WOW THIS ROCKS. THANK YOU ROEWZI. YOU ARE AN INCREDIBLE CRAFTSMAN.
💛✨👑CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ WITH ANOTHER SHAMELESS SELF-PROMO 👑💛✨ 🫶only this time? its not my bad bitch self im repping🫶 🤏im only 🤏 like an 🤏 itty bitty 🤏 smidgen even 🤏 responsible 🤏 for this 🤏 🫵 compared to the downright cavernous mf ma screaming for inspiring mercifully masked jaws of one kaine touthe @twistedComedy 🫵 ✌️✌️✌️one more time for the back ✌️✌️✌️ 🫳🫳🫳 this is a downright ruthless far from toothless life ender, no pretender, snack snag offender, when they say taking candy from a grub better hope to high fuck this guy doesnt have his ganderbulbs peepin at it first because your arm is coming off with the same ease he snags that fuckin sugary goodness 🫳🫳🫳 🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋ please give a sugar sprinkled applause 🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋🖐️✋ 🫸🫸🫸🫸🫸🫸🔪🤡🦷to the dental damnation himself🦷🤡🔪🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷🫷 🩸🦷💀the pregnant pause impregnator, the sweet scarfing sugar squanderer🦷💀🩸 🫴🫴without any further fangirly fanfare its THE SWEETROTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!🫴🫴 😁😁😁 you suuuuuure? im basically asking you to siiiit on me 😁😁😁 🤏like 🤏 if 🤏 i 🤏 were 🤏 this 🤏 big 🤏 🫵 compared to ur 'jigglemeat' as its been called🫵 🤞 here is to hoping more of you are next in the comms list🤞 #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #Psh #IgetPaidToHumbleMyself #AndStillBeInChargeOfPromo #CallThat #Micro #Management #Shilling #CaliBbabyCaliB #TheFelt #Felt #GoldSpinnyBadges #KaineTouthe #TheSweetrot 🟡🪥 CHARMS is BUSY. BRUSHING TWICE NIGHTLY.
Oh my go∆h I had no idea anyone knew me out∆ide of thi∆ office! I don't even think everyone in∆ide thi∆ office know∆ me... But I'd be up for a ∆ide hu∆tle! I need to ∆ave up for a new fancy ∆tapler!
NEW PINNED. CONTENT WARNINGS FIRST: CHARACTER WILL MENTION SUICIDE, SELF HARM, DELUSIONS, BODY HORROR, EXTREME BODY HORROR, MENTIONS OF NSFWE (will not rp this out or will act on it, but mentions of it here), NSFW (once again will not rp this out on the tl, but will mention it), AND IS PRONE TO BEING AN ARGUMENTATI\/E ASSHOLE. PLEASE ENGAGE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! please be safe. and NE\/ER BE AFRAID TO DM IF YOU WANT TO TALK OOC!!! Your name is \/AQUTA AEPLAX and you are considered a WITCH by most. You ha\/e the most royal blood in existence, but li\/e frugally, as you are not a standing heiress by any means. You li\/e OFF THE GRID, and sometimes come by cash by STRAGGLERS who ha\/e heard through hushed whispers of your eerily accurate tarot card readings that seek you out in the brush of forest you li\/e in. You are HEMOANON in online spaces, and for the time being can continue to pose as a \/IOLETBLOOD on the occasions in which you do need to get out of your hi\/e as you ha\/e not had your ADULT MOLT yet. You are not quite sure what you will do when this happens, but, your doting MOOSE LUSUS assures you that e\/erything will be just fine when the time comes. Like any other troll you ha\/e a \/ariety of hobbies that include gardening, cooking, baking, reading, studying up on a \/ariety of esoterics, deep meditation, performing magic like some sort of MAGE, playing \/ideo games, and ALL THINGS GENERALLY CONSIDERED "NERDY." You ha\/e also always felt a strong LO\/E of all things DEAD AND HORRIFIC. You only tend to watch or read media pertaining to the more terrifying things in life when you are not studying \/arious forms of SPIRITUALITY. You are \/ery MENTALLY ILL, not ha\/ing had access to SUPPORT for any of your ailments for a majority of your life. Throughout your life, you ha\/e dealt with countless ABUSI\/E RELATIONSHIPS, many ha\/ing taken ad\/antage of your EMPATHETIC NATURE. It really makes you RAGE when you think about it, but you ha\/e made sure each and e\/ery one of those fuckers got their just desserts for e\/er trying to mess with you. You are working on things now with the help of \/arious SPIRITUAL AWAKENINGS you ha\/e undergone- learning truths about yourself that you feel only you can understand. You are used to being alone and being misunderstood, so you ha\/e con\/inced yourself that this is fine for now. What is important here is the self lo\/e and acceptance you instill in yourself- being able to accept what has happened to you and to step into your own power, just like \/ FROM THE DE\/IL MAY CRY SERIES has. You ha\/e made him a huge part of your online identity, and ha\/e created a SHRINE of him in your room, because you simply lo\/e him so much. He is the COOLEST, DREAMIEST GUY E\/ER. You can only hope you can find a matespirt as alluring as he is. You ha\/e a habit of o\/ersharing, strings of delusion and intense paranoia, as well as EMOTIONAL OUTBURSTS. Regardless, you are a friendly indi\/idual that ENJOYS MAKING FRIENDS, and hope you can make some more soon. ART CREDIT: tridesert https://i.imgur.com/u1Wm\/lP.jpeg
₍^. .^₎⟆ !sss the heat go!ng to my pan or !sSSS a gold !n my commentss ask!ng to l!ck my sssweat?꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ WHY !S !T SSSO HOT TH!SS LATE! !’m R!PP!NG my clothes OFF and splay!ng out unt!l all the sssweat d!sSssappears from my body꠹
👉 OMG STOP NO KONGAR YOU ARE THE CUTEST 👈 🫵 YOU CAN CALL ME SIR 🌟any time🌟 i just wanna curl up ur cutie patootie hair swirly and go OO OO AA🫵 🫵 cute boy to cute boy communicado 🫵 i want to be all up in ur monkey business you do mutual follows? i do mutual follows. you should mutual follow me 🫵 😁😁😁 like just saying monkey king 😁😁😁 😅 id love to swing with you vine or no vine😅 #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #TopBanana #OrWhat 🟡🍌 CHARMS is ENGAGING IN MONKEY BUSINESS.
🌹O=@(o･ｪ･oˇ)@و A ROSE FOR YOU! FAIR SIR!!!!!! CAN KONGAR CALL YOU SIR??? THE POST SAID SO. SO KONGAR WILL CALL YOU SIR. THANK YOU. SIR. FOR BEING SO. PRETTY. IT HAS REMINDED KONGAR. BEAUTIFUL THINGS. EXIST. DELICATE THINGS. WORTH CLIMBING UP BUILDINGS WHILE HOLDING. ╮@(o･ｪ･o)@╭ KONGAR HOPES. THIS IS NOT TOO FUCKING WEIRD. BUT KONGAR KNOWS. @(o༎･༎ｪ･༎o)@ ...IT COULD BE. #THELEGENDOFKONGAR #EPISODE-VII #A-PRETTYBOY-LIGHTS-UP-THE-WESTWARD-HORIZONS #漂亮男
💛✨👑CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CHECKING IN 👑💛✨ 🫶just dropping in a budget friendly promo no FOMO! read it when you wanna its not burning a hole in YOUR pocket🫶 🤑🔥 💼 EXECUTIVE POSITIONING 💼 Founder, CEO (Chairministrangler Executed Office), and Visionary Vibes Architect @ Lucky Charms Holdings International LLC (Est. Sweeps Unknown, Revenue: Immeasurably high, think quadruple digits) 📈💰 i'm literally the boss, bestie, i've been networking since before your lusus first molted!!! but i am ALWAYS down to netjerk around esp with fledgling self starters 🐣✨ 🫵 have YOU got a business idea? 🫵 pitch it to me! 🫵 let's MERGE! 🫵 👤 BRAND IDENTITY MATRIX 👤 🫵 BYOB (be your own boss)🫵 💛 caste: gold (#FFD700) - literally the color of wealth bestie, we stay GILDED here!! ✨ 📊 hemo position: ABOVE THE REST (the view is SCENIC i LOVE what u all do down there) 💅 🎂 experience level: 12 Sweeps of PURE HUSTLE (that's executive years bestie, we don't age we LEVEL UP we dont play we GAIN EXPERIENCE we dont lose we ONLY GAIN %) 📊⬆️ 🏷️ OFFICIAL BRAND HANDLES 🏷️ catch me straight strutting thru DMs as: CEO Charms™ | charmHer (verified) | CHARMS4HIRE (premium tier) | luckyCharms (aesthetic account) | luck E charms | The Gold Gilded GRINDSET | The Menace (affectionate) | The Handyman (i fix broken portfolios~! catch 👏 these 👏 hands 👏) | Corporate Overlord Roewzi (yes you CAN call me Sir, i accept tributes IF ur nasty) 💼 | Yellow Jacket (designer in my spare time AHAH i can make anything in your fave color as long as ur fave color is 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃) | plus various PARALEGALACERATOR roles for tax purposes~! 😉✨ 🐾 BRING YOUR BARK TO WORK DAY COMPANION 🐾 meet cujojito barbisito barkbeastito~!!! ✨ my sCRUFFY LIL FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A CHOLERBEAR BUT TWICE AS DEADLY UGHHH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH MY SNUGGLY PUBBY WUBBY CMERE WHOSE A GOOD BOY WHOSE A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU 🫵 YOU 🫵 YOU ARE 🫵 GOOD PUBBYYYYYY 🫵 MY CHIHAAHAA!!! 🫵 🐕💎 MYTHICALLY rare breed bestie, requires specialized climate control because he's just SO high-maintenance #WORTHIT (just like his owner~! 💅). four-legged networking assistant, walkies aficionado, unrivaled barkbeat composer and vocal performance artist, also 24/7 security detail!! he doesn't guard the yard he guards the BRAND!!! the BUILDING! keeps that shit ON LOCK!!!!🔐✨ 📍 HEADQUARTERS LOCATION 📍 Lower Out Ward District on 12th, Spirebluffs - Garden of Eaten, New Trolleans 🏙️✨ we call it "The War Room" bestie, it's where the battles are fought and won!!!! 📊💫 (exact coordinates: CLASSIFIED for opsec~!🤝🔒) 💡 ENTREPRENEURIAL PHILOSOPHY 💡 they call it "stealing" i call it ✨PARALLEL ECONOMICS✨ they say "diploma mill" i say ✨ALTERNATIVE TO MAINSCREAM CREDENTIALING✨ they claim "no liquidity" i say ✨INTANGIBLE ASSET ACCUMULATION✨ "unregistered"? bestie i'm ✨PRE-REGISTERED FOR PRE-APPROVED FUTURE SUCCESS✨ "forgery"? that's just ✨PENDING ACQUIRE PROXY DOCUMENTATION✨ "fraud"? i'm simply ✨MANIFESTING FUCKING DIFFERENTLY✨ 🌐 NETWORK INFRASTRUCTURE 🌐 running IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO servers because we need that BANDWIDTH for all these 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 deals bestie!! public proxy? that's just ✨DECENTRALIZING✨ for the grind!! 📡💻 🔢 EXECUTIVE CODES 🔢 ripcode: 59032-11 (vip access tier) decimal: 1501300818 (lucky numbers bestie!! 🍀) ✨👇⚡ THE BOTTOM LINE ⚡👇✨ 😤💅i'm literally building an empire out here while the haters stay MAD!! 😤💅 #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #ItWasNotADoxJustABrandAudit #AndBestie #WePassed ✨👑💛 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.