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hIgHbLoOdS GoTtA OtHeR ShIt tO WoRrY BoUt, SpEaKiNg aS FuCkInG OnE N AlL. i sEe, DoN'T ReAlLy kNoW NoThIn aBoUt yOu bEsIdEs yOu lIkE HeLpIn aNd wOrKiN (o: AiN'T OnE A MiNe aNd i fEeL FuCkInG BaD BuT WhAtEvEr. NoT LiKe tHaT BaD, i aIn't gOnNa dO NoThIn bOuT It hOnK HoNk. RiGhT On mAn, ReAlLy hOw iT GoTtA Be. CaN'T FuCkInG CaRe bOuT EvErYoNe aN ThInG Fr.
nEiThEr oF Us aPpArEnTlY (o: DaMn y'aLl rEaLlY HaD LiKe aLl sOrTa oFfIcIaL JoBs oN FuCkInG BeFoRuS.
Yay!!!
II went lookiing for the oliive at the end of my shiift. Usually II am iindulgiing my miiniimum mandated shuteye periiod or prepariing for the next shiift, but maybe II was feeliing partiicularly eccentriic today. II diidn't fiind them. Strangest thiing. II asked a manager eventually and they saiid there had never been an oliive workiing that task on my shiift? How strange!! Must be some iill effects liingeriing on from my record breaker a few niights past. Oh well. Tomorrow wiill be better. Always iis iin the -Empiire!!
((understood, thank you for letting me know
i hope all the helpsmen are friends. ☠︎︎
Beforus or Alternia, don't fucking matter, yellow bloods get the raw end every fucking time. Poor guys.
(( LMAOOO that’s so fair. I do love your Helpsman btw. Sorry for the surprise lmaooo, his really just here for a good time, being an issue sometimes falls into that.))
(( oh I can answer that, his just messing around and saying shit.))
my dog just jumped up on my desk and took out like 4 of my mini figures in the process how rude
can c0nfirm except the mouth is 0n wrong.
// yeah i was kinda confused when he followed him but then i was like "oh it must be because he would want to make sure he doesnt do something stupid any more."
// i mean thats why i would follow someone i hated. either that or sometimes theres a part of you who will hope they will change. meh just some things to ponder on lol
Looking good!!! I just LOV-E seaing my )(elpsmen )(ard at work!
i switch back and forth depending on who im talking to in dms gomen
respeCtfully 6azin'.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ffb2d00fce0.png eheheh. tw0.
T)(at's okay, guppy, we all make mistakes! T)(is is w)(y t)(e Beforan -Empire closely monitors its )(elpsmen's online presence! We just want to keep all you little fis)( safe! 38)
Theres a good sport. If you need me, I'm always here!
Please 8e careful! I don't want to 8e seeing you in the ward!
i don't think I can endorse that 8ehaviour as a healthcare professional, helpsman! it might 8e a 8etter idea, if you wanted to remove it, to do so surgically!
thank y0u input is appreciated
wHaT'S So mOtHeR FuCkInG StRaNgE AbOuT It? ThE FoUnDaTiOn oF UnIoN-ThRoUgH-HaTrEd aIn't mEaNt tO EsTaBlIsH DiStAnCe bEtWeEn yOu aNd tHe tArGeT Of yOuR MoThEr fUcKiNg aFfLiCtIoNs. ShIt's mEaNt tO BrInG YoU TwO AlL MoThEr fUcKiNg tOgEtHeR In tEnSiOn. LoVe aNd hAtE DoN'T MeAn mUcH If yOu cAn't sHaRe iT WiTh tHe oNe wHo's wOn 'Em wHeN YoU WaNnA. :o)
Y.o°u can hate their current tardiness and inability t.o° be where as needed
is it strange t0 state y0u dislike the absence 0f y0ur kismesis
be kind 0f weird if you didn't want tw0 be around 0ne of y0ur quads wouldn't it?
i will dance with at least one person tonight! or thats what i would say if i was there but im not or am i 0u0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Masked Stranger, meet cute, #outglutmasquerade, archive rating: G)
https://64.media.tumblr.com/ac3c6947e06b550b412558ca11d55906/e412492de1b178c2-3d/s1280x1920/723387e431ea482cc312c5f2f0577ff3a44042df.png #shitpost
T)(AT'S T)(-E SPIRIT!!!
Good! It would just break my bloodpumper to learn you were slacking on t)(e job. 38(
((sorry!! didn't mean to poke fun at you irl!))
Ah, yes. That time of night where all the goldbloods are out and about. Shout out to the goldbloods
me core. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c154c73dec8b.jpg
i love my friends so so much :)
guy on here with a quirk that looks like worms and his reaction is kinda funny whenever i say something about that
It is really quite callous of you to 8e reminding a warm8looded compatri8 of their comparatively short lifespan! You should 8e a little more cautious, you know.
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yes you should! 0v0
serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png
// love this
(( Mituna and Dirk got together in Tomodachi out of like nowhere, they immediately speedran their entire relationship))
(( if they have a literal kid tomorrow I’m gonna go lol))
0u0
i wish you were here! >0<
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
2hould ii be counTTiing my2elf 4TTunaTTe ii donTT have TThe plea2ure of beiing 2ubjecTTed 2 TThii2
i had to close the livestream its getting actually scary #eridanweek
D -+-> Search: What is gooning?
T)(e )(umans )(ave t)(is t)(ing called medication. I've done a little researc)( and always wondered w)(at it would be like if we )(ad t)(at. )(m. . . Anyways, its SO interesting to sea w)(at life's like on t)(e ot)(er side. Do you t)(ink we could be friends like my you and I are now?
I've never seen you smile so muc)( since t)(e meteor. In my time, I guess!!! W)(at's your secret? Positive affirmations, meditation, a good cup of tea?
Wade a minute. Sollux, is t)(at you?
You look so )(APPY! 38D W)(at makes you so )(appy?
W)(ale, look at you little guppy! 38D
D --> Ah So you've found your way to Chittr D --> It brings me great pride to see another functional, contributing member of society
I Think We Are Convening On A Similar Hunch My Friend
im really proud of you for taking some time during your break to actually enjoy yourself rather than thinking about doing more work sollux! 0v0
War, has changed.