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hehe thank you!!
:D!! i do my best!
i love my friends :)
👍💎👍 double his payment is 💪💪🔥 🤏🔮🤏 exactly the same bid 👍🚀👍 💪💪☕ i would have to refund 24K, torch my credibility, and accept exactly the same amount of the principle loan 👆💰👆 👉💎👉 youll understand if this isnt a particularly compelling offer yes? when i value relations and intentions over raw $$$ # amount 🥰💅🥰 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
In that case my offer stands, I'll give you double his bid. One payment.
Ah my apologies. I've just gotten done writing one of the tomes, I am a little "scatter panned" I believe the saying is.
🙄💅🙄 i am NEVER unarmed damara 💅👍💅 😏💋😏 but i would be less concerned about who isnt armed 👍💎👍 ✌️🌟✌️ and more about who is 😗💄😗 👍🏆👍 his designs for the needle are worth much more to me than forty eight timely consecutive payments ever will be 😒💅😒 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
👌🏆👌 and to think i just got through praising you for reading...so close! as mentioned above, theyre his days. time since acquiring. a lil running counter on the needles themselves independent of outside progression... 👍👍💎 💪💼💪 think of it like the tiny crystal doodads that oscillate to keep most fancy shmancy elite watches working!!!! it keeps track of time since acquiring the wand...not the surrounding mechanism. he could go back in time right now ten thousand years...the wands (and corresponding app) will still track miles wracked up! 👆📈👆 🤏🔮🤏 better analogy: like a scuttlebuggy!!!! a tamper proof odometer! ✌️🌟✌️ 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
Ah, indeed. Time will tell I suppose.
🥰👠🥰 sorryyyyyy!!! all purchase transactions are final! 😜💋😜 💪💪☕ besides you are 48 payments tooooo early to be making those offers to 24K! they belong to me, they are on lease and payment plan to him 😜💋😜 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
Who's days are being counted for the payment schedule? Depending on how that works would Mr. Vantas not have effectively infinite time with the use of his new wands?
Jealous? Of...? You're not the first young blonde guy to get skirt privileges in that household. You won't be the last.
✌️🌟✌️ you can ask!!!! no promises it wont be a well kept trade secret 🙄🙌🙄 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
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😌💎😌 you first skankzilla 💪💎💪 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
I believe acclaims are in order for you as well Ms. Charms. That's quite the sale you've made. Might I ask a question about the payment schedule?
😏🏆😏 always the peanut gallery, never the nut to crack, woe is me goth, when are you going to realize opportunity only comes knocking a few times? 😏🏆😏 🤚🌸🤚 as with all peanuts...blink and youll miss it!!! 😎👑😎 🤏💠🤏 i HAVE to celebrate the good times while they last, ESPECIALLY for my highest performers, like 24Karat Karccccccccyyyyyyyyutie... 😉👅😉 😒💅😒 dont tell me youre jealous...hohhhh mama... 👋👠👋 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
∘☽ O--Oh! Well, ehm.. although I would not use the same language you do, I do share the sentiment, Roewzi ^^ ☾∘
If you insist on it, bring coffee.
💪💼💪 heheheh dont worry bestie youll be hearing my voice again in 👍👍💎 💪💼💪 NO TIME!!! 🥰💅🥰 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
💪💎💪 see this is why i fuck heavy with you leiloo 👍💡👍 😎💎😎 you know how to follow instructions to the 24karat gold inlaid letter!!! ughhhhhhhhh we are SO in business someday! 💪💪☕ 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
👍👍💎 this is why you keep enough of my time to get a response! THIS ONE followed instructions to the letter!!! what a promising self starter 👋💰👋 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
👍💼👍 terms and conditions may apply, but feel free* to hit me up in DMs any time to discuss the details 😏💰😏 🤏🔮🤏 *terms and conditions may apply 👇⚡👇 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
😘👄😘 those less than self motivated can unsubscribe from the mailing list by pressing "9" 😘👄😘 😏🫦😏 your opportunities to miss and forfeit, no better than the restieeeee...such a shame! 🥰👠🥰 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
Damn, I missed the auction. I wanted those. @carbolicGalvanologist I'll give you double what you paid for them.
You mean "This isn't directly providing us power or wealth, could you please kindly explain to the peanut gallery why we would be interested?"
Explains how quiet things have been lately.
∘☽ I don't understand what any of this entails but, you have my congrats sir. 24karat ☾∘
Oh. Congratulations to Mr. Vantas.
Huh/ I guess I can take that loan if you won't have it/
This is a lot of text for not a lot of return of interest, Roewzi.
🫶✨⏰💖🫶 do i hear seven hundred thousand caegar, seven hundred thousand caegar, eight hundred thousand caegar, do i hear eight fifty from the ceruleanblood in the back with the bifurcated horns, eight fifty, nine hundred thousand caegar, do i hear ONE MILLION, one million caegar for these EXCLUSIVE collector's item(s), one million going once, going twice...one point FIVE million...point five carry the five dont forget the five the fives a carry, going once, going twice, TWO million, two million, two mega millions, three million, do i hear three million, that is three big ones, three million, three point one million, oh we are getting close, fewer hands that arent mine, three million, three million, three, only three million, plus the point one, cannot forget the point one, that is...POINT five, i see a point five, three million point five, four million, FIVE million, five million, five Ms that is a satisfied MMMMM if i ever heard one, going once, going twice, aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnddd....SOLD!!!! 🫶✨💉⏰💖 🎉💎👏 THE 👏 GAVEL 👏 HAS 👏 DROPPED 👏 AND 👏 THE 👏 WINNER 👏 IS 👏 YOU!!!!!! 👏💎🎉 🫵✨ @carbolicGalvanologist AS LONG AS YOU ARE 24KARAT KAT!!!!!! @carbolicGalvanologist EVERYONE FOLLOWING ME PLEASE GIVE A WARM AND ROUSING CONGRATS TO THE 24K KAT(S)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (JUST HIM) (NO COPYKATS!)✨🫵 😤💅 I am literally SHAKING my six manicured hands (yes even the psionic ones) right now bestie because YOU!!!! just secured the EXCLUSIVE!!!! UNDISCLOSED!!!! WINNING!!!! BID!!!! for a pair of GENUINE ARTICLE HANDMADE HANDMAID TIME NEEDLES!!!!!! 💉⏰✨ not replicas!!! not knockoffs from some LOW TIER IMITANT FLIMSY FINGERED PENNY PINCHER rustblood (covered in)flea(s) @handMaid market!!! these are the ACTUAL fabric of space-time temporal continuity piercing instruments used by the (supposed) SCOURGE OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE herself bestie!!!!! Do you know what this MEANS?!?!? it means YOU are now in possession of LITERAL FRAGMENTS OF CANON HISTORY!!!!! WOW!!!! TO THINK THIS WILL PLACE FOREVERMORE HIGHLY IN THE PURVIEW OF YOUR GREAT PURCHASING ACHIEVEMENTS!!! 🫶💉⏰💖 💛✨ as always TERMS & CONDITIONS APPLY BESTIE (THEY ALWAYS DO!) ✨💛 📊💅 some mighty fine fine PRINT - sinceeeeee you dont have the principal amount of your bid in CASH (dw bestie, its the modern day, we have ways of spreading these things out) your payment schedule is set to RECURRING EXTRACTION every THREE (3) DAYS!!!! that's right bestie! three whole days to grind the amount you need to keep those hands of yours full and your clock cleaned and regulatorily compliant!!!! every 72 hours we're doing a little ✨fiscal maintenance✨ on your accounts! think of it not as a burden but as a SUBSCRIPTION TO SUCESS!!!! a membership fee for your TITANIC TEMPORAL TAKEOVER!!!! 💅📊 ⚠️💎 BUT BESTIE!!!!!! 💎⚠️ 🫶🔒assssssssss discussed! failure to maintain your payment schedule results in AUTOMATIC CONFISCATION!!!!! that's right! the needles go RIGHT back into the BESPOKEN OF Roewzi Charms Premium Inventory Collection (TM) until next timely payment if you can't keep up with the grindset!!!!! no refunds!!!! no exchanges!!!! no ifs!!! ands!!! or cute butts!!!! just the swift vacuum of repossession scooping up those beautiful temporal artifacts right out of your hive and back into MY climate-controlled moisture free display vault!!!!! 🔒🫶 💛✨ BUT THAT'S NOT A THREAT BESTIE THAT'S AN HONOR!!!!!! ✨💛 👑🫵 do you understand what you've done?!?! you've elevated yourself from mere TROLL to INSTRUMENTAL TEMPORAL INSTRUMENT COLLECTOR!!!! from CHALK to CHALKBOARD ETCHING CHRONOS CONNIVER bestie!!!!! These needles don't just pierce flesh they pierce the FABRIC OF SPACETIME itself, REMEMBER???? which is why it took so much tweaking to get the app to keep track of them. thats seventy two hours (YOUR TIME) bestie. and it IS your time. they're YOURS!!!! (conditionally!!!! but still!!!! only 48 payments of sixty two thousand five hundred before TOTAL UN*CONDITIONAL OWNERSHIP!!!!) 🫵👑 *ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵉʳᵐˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵒⁿᵈᶦᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵐᵃʸ ᵃᵖᵖˡʸ 🏢💅 this is like having a timeshare in DESTINY USURPATION NATION bestie!!!!! you are NOT just buying needles youre buying the RIGHT to wield the tools of the LORD CALI B'S OWN HANDMAID!!!!! do you feel that weight?!?! that's the weight of NARRATIVE SIGNIFICANCE on your shoulders!!!!! that's the burden of RECURRING PAYMENTS for RECURSIVE REDECORATING AN ENTIRE TIMELINE!!!!!! 🏢💅 💉⏰ THE NEEDLES THEMSELVES ⏰💉 🫶✨ crafted from the finest clockwork majyyk manifesting alloys!!!! attunement is as easy as the TWELVE STEPS PROVIDED by GYGAAX BHILDR (@tautologicalTechnique) in the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK! and decoding the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK is as simple as reading the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK INSTRUCTION BOOK i painstakingly handwrote to make sense of his nerd shit! forged in the fires of a KILN OF OFF KILTER CANON there is NO SPECULATION!!!! these are the LITERAL REAL DEAL! each inch of needlessly nefarious needle nudged represents a MOMENT IN TIME that could have been but IS if you want it to be buh-buh-buh-bestie!!!! and now they're yours to hold along with the glory of whatever you wish to transpire!!!! to display!!!! to slay!!!!! to flay and delay!!!! and also. maybe. accidentally stab yourself with and idk, see what happens (liability waiver signed in advance, and bestie, don't worry I have it on file)!!!!! ✨🫶 📈💛💛💛💛💛 BRAND PARTNERSHIP ACTIVATION: 100%!!!!!! 💛💛💛💛💛💛📈 🫵 FOR MY CHITTR OFFICIAL...THE WORLD...🫵 💖💎 enjoy your first THREE DAYS before extraction numero uno hits!!!!! Consider it motivation bestie!!!!! a countdown to clock in to your own grandiose greatness!!!!! 💎💖 #HandmaidHustle #TemporalFinance #NeedleNicheMarket #RecurringRevenue #24KaratKat #Charm$Collections #PaymentPlanisAPrivilege #ConfiscationIsJustAGenerousReturnPolicy #GoldBloodGrindset #Flashing #Lights✨👑💛⏰💉 🟢✨ CHARMS IS ALWAYS ONLINE.
vwhos the coolest cronus around btwv? i got a feelin its me.
👌💎👌 you sure know how to make a guy feel high value, helpful working class hero hottie helpsman!!!! ughhhhhhhhhhhhh~! 👆📈👆 👍💡👍 always a good sign when a guy can handle ALL another guy's handles! 😍💖😍 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
don't be up2et, chaiirmiinii2trangler!! your 2TRONG DEDIICATIION TO THE GRIIND make2 you worthy of iidolhood iin my eye2!! #yep #whataconcept
D --> Some of you may have seen the chit from earlier D --> Where a photo was posted, of myself and a certain lowb100ded individual D --> I would like to clear the air D --> Befur certain individuals begin to make wild claims D --> He and I have a platonic relationship D --> We are close D --> He is good D --> But we are simply friends D --> That's all there is to it
hIgHbLoOdS GoTtA OtHeR ShIt tO WoRrY BoUt, SpEaKiNg aS FuCkInG OnE N AlL. i sEe, DoN'T ReAlLy kNoW NoThIn aBoUt yOu bEsIdEs yOu lIkE HeLpIn aNd wOrKiN (o: AiN'T OnE A MiNe aNd i fEeL FuCkInG BaD BuT WhAtEvEr. NoT LiKe tHaT BaD, i aIn't gOnNa dO NoThIn bOuT It hOnK HoNk. RiGhT On mAn, ReAlLy hOw iT GoTtA Be. CaN'T FuCkInG CaRe bOuT EvErYoNe aN ThInG Fr.
nEiThEr oF Us aPpArEnTlY (o: DaMn y'aLl rEaLlY HaD LiKe aLl sOrTa oFfIcIaL JoBs oN FuCkInG BeFoRuS.
Yay!!!
II went lookiing for the oliive at the end of my shiift. Usually II am iindulgiing my miiniimum mandated shuteye periiod or prepariing for the next shiift, but maybe II was feeliing partiicularly eccentriic today. II diidn't fiind them. Strangest thiing. II asked a manager eventually and they saiid there had never been an oliive workiing that task on my shiift? How strange!! Must be some iill effects liingeriing on from my record breaker a few niights past. Oh well. Tomorrow wiill be better. Always iis iin the -Empiire!!
((understood, thank you for letting me know
i hope all the helpsmen are friends. ☠︎︎
Beforus or Alternia, don't fucking matter, yellow bloods get the raw end every fucking time. Poor guys.
(( LMAOOO that’s so fair. I do love your Helpsman btw. Sorry for the surprise lmaooo, his really just here for a good time, being an issue sometimes falls into that.))
(( oh I can answer that, his just messing around and saying shit.))
my dog just jumped up on my desk and took out like 4 of my mini figures in the process how rude
can c0nfirm except the mouth is 0n wrong.
// yeah i was kinda confused when he followed him but then i was like "oh it must be because he would want to make sure he doesnt do something stupid any more."
// i mean thats why i would follow someone i hated. either that or sometimes theres a part of you who will hope they will change. meh just some things to ponder on lol
Looking good!!! I just LOV-E seaing my )(elpsmen )(ard at work!
i switch back and forth depending on who im talking to in dms gomen
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ffb2d00fce0.png eheheh. tw0.
T)(at's okay, guppy, we all make mistakes! T)(is is w)(y t)(e Beforan -Empire closely monitors its )(elpsmen's online presence! We just want to keep all you little fis)( safe! 38)
Theres a good sport. If you need me, I'm always here!
Please 8e careful! I don't want to 8e seeing you in the ward!
i don't think I can endorse that 8ehaviour as a healthcare professional, helpsman! it might 8e a 8etter idea, if you wanted to remove it, to do so surgically!
thank y0u input is appreciated
wHaT'S So mOtHeR FuCkInG StRaNgE AbOuT It? ThE FoUnDaTiOn oF UnIoN-ThRoUgH-HaTrEd aIn't mEaNt tO EsTaBlIsH DiStAnCe bEtWeEn yOu aNd tHe tArGeT Of yOuR MoThEr fUcKiNg aFfLiCtIoNs. ShIt's mEaNt tO BrInG YoU TwO AlL MoThEr fUcKiNg tOgEtHeR In tEnSiOn. LoVe aNd hAtE DoN'T MeAn mUcH If yOu cAn't sHaRe iT WiTh tHe oNe wHo's wOn 'Em wHeN YoU WaNnA. :o)
Y.o°u can hate their current tardiness and inability t.o° be where as needed
is it strange t0 state y0u dislike the absence 0f y0ur kismesis
be kind 0f weird if you didn't want tw0 be around 0ne of y0ur quads wouldn't it?
i will dance with at least one person tonight! or thats what i would say if i was there but im not or am i 0u0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Masked Stranger, meet cute, #outglutmasquerade, archive rating: G)
https://64.media.tumblr.com/ac3c6947e06b550b412558ca11d55906/e412492de1b178c2-3d/s1280x1920/723387e431ea482cc312c5f2f0577ff3a44042df.png #shitpost
T)(AT'S T)(-E SPIRIT!!!
Good! It would just break my bloodpumper to learn you were slacking on t)(e job. 38(
((sorry!! didn't mean to poke fun at you irl!))
Ah, yes. That time of night where all the goldbloods are out and about. Shout out to the goldbloods
me core. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c154c73dec8b.jpg
i love my friends so so much :)
guy on here with a quirk that looks like worms and his reaction is kinda funny whenever i say something about that
It is really quite callous of you to 8e reminding a warm8looded compatri8 of their comparatively short lifespan! You should 8e a little more cautious, you know.
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yes you should! 0v0
serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png
// love this
(( Mituna and Dirk got together in Tomodachi out of like nowhere, they immediately speedran their entire relationship))
(( if they have a literal kid tomorrow I’m gonna go lol))
0u0
i wish you were here! >0<
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
2hould ii be counTTiing my2elf 4TTunaTTe ii donTT have TThe plea2ure of beiing 2ubjecTTed 2 TThii2
i had to close the livestream its getting actually scary #eridanweek
D -+-> Search: What is gooning?
T)(e )(umans )(ave t)(is t)(ing called medication. I've done a little researc)( and always wondered w)(at it would be like if we )(ad t)(at. )(m. . . Anyways, its SO interesting to sea w)(at life's like on t)(e ot)(er side. Do you t)(ink we could be friends like my you and I are now?
I've never seen you smile so muc)( since t)(e meteor. In my time, I guess!!! W)(at's your secret? Positive affirmations, meditation, a good cup of tea?
Wade a minute. Sollux, is t)(at you?
You look so )(APPY! 38D W)(at makes you so )(appy?
W)(ale, look at you little guppy! 38D
D --> Ah So you've found your way to Chittr D --> It brings me great pride to see another functional, contributing member of society
I Think We Are Convening On A Similar Hunch My Friend
im really proud of you for taking some time during your break to actually enjoy yourself rather than thinking about doing more work sollux! 0v0
War, has changed.