Mayore Kodzwl
@mayorKodzwollop
The official chittr account for the mayor of Kodzwollop.
Greetings Dear Chittr Userbase, I Am Mr. May{}re, May{}r {}f K{}dzw{}ll{}p. this Acc{}unt Will Be Used T{} Update My Fell{}w Citizens {}f May{}ral Changes Made T{} The City And T{} Let Y{}u In The Kn{}w {}f My Very Legal, And Very Real May{}ral Duties. dm Me If Interested In J{}ining {}ur Beautiful C{}mmunity.
HOT ON THE RADAR: @caligulaAscendit ♦ @mayorKodzwollop Word on the street says they've both posted about: Infections, Tetanus Infections to be specific.
Is.....is This True??? gee....i Never Has A M{}irail Bef{}re.... @caligulaascendit #swag
Y{}u're S{} Funny M{}irail Bestie Hhhahhahah Y{}u Even G{}t Nickname F{}r Me :')))
S{}, Despite Having Tetanus, Y{}ur #swagalici{}us May{}r W{}uld Like T{} Ann{}unce That Here In K{}dzw{}ll{}p, We L{}ve Everyb{}dy N{} Matter Their Genders And {}rientati{}ns... #pridem{}nth k{}dw{}ll{}p Will Be H{}lding A Pride Parade In The C{}ming Days! {}nce I Uh, Get My Tetanus Sh{}t And All.
Erhm..... Fella's....fell{}w K{}dw{}ll{}pians...y{}ur May{}r May Have Caught Tetanus :( #prayf{}rme #y{}l{} #n{}tswag
I Stubbd My T{}e Against A Rusty Pipe :( #y{}l{}
Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis {}h penis Penis {}h penis Penis {}h penis Penis {}h #s{}ng{}fthesummer
unquirked rhis liek itd say smthn tht isnt epnis
Guys Be H{}nest... Am I A Cutiepat{}{}tie May{}r?
I actually went to the Kyutie Patootie subgrub and the folks said they're building a STATUE IN YOUR HONOR. *WINK*
{}h. {}h My G{}g??? Truly? Y{}u Mean It? Y{}u W{}uldn't Lie T{} Me W{}uld Y{}u.
NO, I would NEVER! You can Ask Them Yourself!
Sigh....whenever I L{}{}k At My Beautiful T{}wn K{}dzw{}ll{}p, It Makes Me Want T{} Cry.... {}f J{}y! #pr{}speria #k{}dzw{}ll{}p #swag #y{}l{} https://file.garden/aelvjgrzyyz0nkru/k{}dzw{}ll{}p.png
The Guys At Miseri{}p{}lis Keeps Calling Me And Making Fun {}f Me :( i'm N{}t A "chud" !!!!!!
That's somethiNNg a chud would say.
G{}{}d M{}rning My K{}dzw{}ll{}pians, Y{}ur May{}r Had A Really G{}{}d {}f Sleep! The S{}und {}f Rusting Metal Banging Against The Delapitated R{}{}f {}f My Hive S{}{}thed Me T{} Sleep :) #swag
Mmmm Eeepyyyy G{}{}dnight My K{}dzw{}ll{}pians #may{}r{}ut
Whenever I Need T{} Rec{}mmend A Scenic Place {}f My Beautiful T{}wn, I Always G{} With Either The Tar P{}{}ls {}r {}ur Majestic {}ilslick Swamp, The Petr{}lium Waste Makes Such G{}rge{}us Rainb{}ws <3
If I Were T{} Give Y{}u, Three Crust Berries... W{}uld Y{}u Give 5 Stars {}n The G{}rgle Maps Review {}f K{}dzw{}ll{}p? #please?
As My Next May{}ral Decisi{}n, I Will Inaugurate The {}pening {}f The Tar P{}{}ls F{}r Public Visitati{}ns! please D{} N{}t Swim In The Tar P{}{}ls, It's S{} Hard T{} Get Pe{}ple {}ut {}f There.
i h4t4 you so fucking much
Us F{}lks In K{}dzw{}ll{}p Are Kn{}wn F{}r Being Highly H{}spitable Neighb{}rs! Just Ign{}re J{}hnny At The Junkyard, He Has A Gun.
Hahaha I Am "hip" As The Grubs Say. #swag
Remember! The Water In K{}dzw{}ll{}p Is Perfectly Safe T{} Drink {}nce Y{}u Filter And B{}il It Atleast 10 Times :)
I D{}n't Understand The Hatred F{}r My Beautiful T{}wn, We {}nly Have 10 Cases {}f Tetanus Infecti{}ns Per Day!
Feeling Kind {}f Cute https://file.garden/aelvjgrzyyz0nkru/may{}r%20{}f%20k{}dzw{}ll{}p.png