Mayore Kodzwl
@mayorKodzwollop
The official chittr account for the mayor of Kodzwollop.
THE ALTERNIAN GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SHUT OFF MY COMMUNICATION DEVICES BECAUSE I KEEP TALKING ABOUT BOMBING DATA CENTERS!!!! BUT I DO NOT CARE HOW MANY TIMES THEY TRY TO BLOCK ME FROM USING THIS APP!!! BECAUSE!!! I!!! DEXTER!!! ALWAYS FIND A WAY!!! CHITTED FROM: A LG SMART REFRIGERATOR #VIOLENCE
ARE THESE DATA CENTERS IIN THE POSSESSIION OF REBELS OR IIN THE POSSESSIION OF OUR GLORIIOUS EMPORESS WHOSE CONDESCENSIION IIS IIMMIINENT AND ETERNAL AND WHATEVER ELSE II FORGOT THE REST OF THE SCHOOLFEEDIING CHANT
PHILOX WOULD HEADBUTT ME IF I STOPPED BOMBING THE DATA CENTERS
THIIS SOUNDS LIIKE A VERY SERIIOUS SIITUATIION II DO NOT PERFORM THE ACT OF SNIITCHIING BECAUSE IIT WOULD BE WEIIRD TO TATTLE ON ANOTHER TROLL FOR WHAT COULD BE GOOD HONEST #VIIOLENCE UM SO II HOPE PHIILOX HEADBUTTS ARE NOT IIN YOUR FUTURE BECAUSE YOU ARE DOIING THE BOMBIING
THANK YOU!!! THEIR HEADBUTTS REALLY HURT BECAUSE THEIR HORNS ARE VERY SHARP!!!! MANY STITCHES WERE DONE!!!! OWIE!!! YEEOUCHIE!!!!! #VIOLENCE
THAT SOUNDS EXTREMELY PAIINFUL II AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR CURRENT CIIRCUMSTANCES YOU HAVE DEFIINIITELY GOT TO DO MORE #VIIOLENCE TO COMPENSATE FOR SUCH DRASTIIC MEASURES
I KNOW!!! I THINK I SHALL BOMB THE MAYOR OF KODZWOLLOP'S HIVE NEXT!!!!! TO COMPENSATE OF COURSE!!!! #VIOLENCE
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!!
HOT ON THE RADAR: @caligulaAscendit ♦ @mayorKodzwollop Word on the street says they've both posted about: Infections, Tetanus Infections to be specific.
Is.....is This True??? gee....i Never Has A M{}irail Bef{}re.... @caligulaascendit #swag
Y{}u're S{} Funny M{}irail Bestie Hhhahhahah Y{}u Even G{}t Nickname F{}r Me :')))
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unquirked rhis liek itd say smthn tht isnt epnis
Guys Be H{}nest... Am I A Cutiepat{}{}tie May{}r?
I actually went to the Kyutie Patootie subgrub and the folks said they're building a STATUE IN YOUR HONOR. *WINK*
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NO, I would NEVER! You can Ask Them Yourself!
The Guys At Miseri{}p{}lis Keeps Calling Me And Making Fun {}f Me :( i'm N{}t A "chud" !!!!!!
That's somethiNNg a chud would say.
G{}{}d M{}rning My K{}dzw{}ll{}pians, Y{}ur May{}r Had A Really G{}{}d {}f Sleep! The S{}und {}f Rusting Metal Banging Against The Delapitated R{}{}f {}f My Hive S{}{}thed Me T{} Sleep :) #swag
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!: COME LIVE TO KODZWOLLOP, PLEASE? MY ANSWER!!!: I KNOW IT IS YOU @MAYORKODZWOLLOP !!! I AM NOT LIVING IN FUCKING KODZWOLLOP!!! #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/A11RXJ16AQBRXKZ56
okay as a treat anyone can ask MMe shit but also you can do that any tiMMe ever n also i’MM not MMakin a forMM for this
W{}uld Y{}u Live In K{}dzw{}ll{}p If Y{}u G{}t {}ffered A Free Hive?
prolly not i got a hive i’MM pretty happy with right now but MMaybe if soMMethin happened to that one
i h4t4 you so fucking much
I miss her.
Greetings Dear Chittr Userbase, I Am Mr. May{}re, May{}r {}f K{}dzw{}ll{}p. this Acc{}unt Will Be Used T{} Update My Fell{}w Citizens {}f May{}ral Changes Made T{} The City And T{} Let Y{}u In The Kn{}w {}f My Very Legal, And Very Real May{}ral Duties. dm Me If Interested In J{}ining {}ur Beautiful C{}mmunity.
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