The E%emplar Dank100k
@concupiscentTemperance
Model citizen Business mogul Investor and philanthropist Do not contact me about “Mr. Grey” Let my STRENGTH be your STRENGTH
just found out the lowwblooded deservve care and compassion and the unity of their felloww troll. wwho fuckin kneww bro
need a beforan baddie to cull me sexually ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
D —> What
an/mal fun fact!: mOObeasts have spec/f/c herd mates that they l/ke tO graze w/th and /f they arent arOund, they get really sad!!
D —> Beautiful creatures D —> Do you have fun facts about hoofbeasts as well
D —> A dedicated warmb100d working at one of the many construction sites I oversee seemed to be struggling greatly with a weighty load D —> I approached and took the materials from their hands to allocate it to its proper place D —> Due to my STRENGTH it required not even one twitch of my vascular deltoid D —> And due to my genteel nature and display of e%cellence the laborer was stunned into silence perspiring almost as heavily as I D —> I ever so gently wiped a stray droplet from their brow with my thumb D —> And informed them that if the work was too great it w001d be my honor to advocate for their reassignment or perhaps to cull them permanently if such toil was not agreeable to their body D —> They stammered in gratitude and I said shhh D —> Worry no longer D —> Consider it done D —> Consider it all cared for D —> All you have to do is fall into my arms D —> I will always catch you D —> To give yourself up udderly into the care of another D —> What might it feel like D —> Hmmm D —> Well I will never know D —> E%emplary
W)(at a good job you've done, my dutiful -Exemplar! It is not alwaves easy taking on t)(e burden of t)(e lowbloods' plig)(t, but you make it look so effortless!
see this is so fuCkin' weird beCause y'know what? i'd love t'just fall into a bi6 stron6 6uys arms 'n' let 'em Comfort me 'n' Care for me 'n' all that 6ood shit but it all feels so... like bein' unperson'd.
D —> There is nothing unpersonizing about being properly culled D —> In fact it is really a celebration of personhood in all the diverse ways it can be e%pressed D —> Because everyone’s needs are different D —> And they all deserve to be fulfilled D —> I must be there for those who require the care and comfort you speak of D —> It is my most honorable duty
D —> I only have such STRENGTH because of your e%ample D —> Thank you
...y'all sCare me 'n' i don't know why. beCause at the same time, i also want exaCtly that Comfort 'n' relaxationa 'n' i 6otta 6et off this post 'Cus i'm thinkin' too muCh about how i'd like that aCtually.
D —> It is freeing to be e%empt of all worries D —> Or so I imagine D —> If you are in need of culling it can be provided to you
S)(ep)(erd Constern's Friendly Reminder of t)(e Day: Don't forget, YOU are a reefpresentative of your -Empire! Anyt)(ing you say online is a reeflection of t)(e values of t)(e kind and benevolent world t)(at raised you in its loving embrace, so )(onor your Beforan )(eritage by keeping your finternet presence w)(olesome!!! <3
D —> Yes my beautiful shining infallible Shepherd D —> This statement is so true D —> That one c001d even call it a truth nuclear device D —> Due to just how true it is
:33 < made this on a discord call with equius. did i want to embarrass him? a little. :33 [nepeta uploads a video called "sgrub hype edit equius - after dark by mr. kitty." it is a compilation of equius brooding to a dark synth backing. it opens with low-resolution alternia-era photos of equius standing awkwardly around. then. a heavy black-and-white filter. the words: "d---> strength without mercy is tragedy." flash violently onto the scr33n in indigo. then, the beat drops as the song turns into the drift phonk remix. there are dozens of poorly done cuts, rapid desyncs. equius firing arrows, snapping objects accidentally reframed as though it were a d33p cut 'hard' moment. equius's nervous sweating reframed as masculine exhaustion. "he was built wrong for a world too weak!" the footage is equius obliterating tea cups, crying while apologizing to a hoofbeast, sweating in a collared shirt, he is clearly maturing at this point. eventually, the song drops. a slowed clip, the only video evidence nepeta has of equius smiling, is zoomed in. 400%. spark particles. the audio changes in total whiplash to "you'll be in my heart." the word "platonically" flashes on the scr33n. then. "don't get any ideas." the edit goes from overly masculine "grindset to equius's good acts. repairing what he's broken, tavros's legs, him working hard on a project (ignore that it is aradiabot). then, it cuts forward to some of his earth c acts. lifting a human's scuttlebuggy so he can change the tire, gently turning a crystal doorhandle and managing to take care not to explode it.]
D —> This is pretty awesome
Fell in another hole.
D —> I am highly concerned for your safety
D —> I have completed construction of #posthole for #megidomay D —> #Nsfw of course because this area is not a workplace anyone who is not paying due attention may run the risk of falling D —> Falling into my truly gaping hole D —> Yes my gaping hole which is free to use for any interested parties D —> As it is large enough to take practically anything that is thrust into it D —> Please feel free to put anything you like as deep as it will fit into my hole which is just aching to be filled D —> As is e%pected of me as a provider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e76bd39a5707.jpeg
whats the largest thing y0ur h0le has ever had it
D —> Hmmm D —> Probably the industrial digging bar D —> Which is a long thick sturdy metal rod one inserts into a hole to loosen the surface area and make it pliable for more thorough entry D —> But my answer is subject to change there is no implement too big for my hole
0h i see yes 0f c0urse y0u zahhaks are quite skilled when it c0mes t0 the pliability 0f y0ur h0les after all
D —> Precisely D —> Everything a Zahhak does should be e%emplary in its conformity D —> Inc100ding the state of our hole at any given moment D —> Thank you for your appreciation in this matter
- Yeah. And one of those powerful mmen fromm the HIGH-LEVEL OFFICERENA BLOODBATH? He just pitied mmy Chit. 😏😆 So it's clear to mme that one of these days, sommeone ELSE will be mmongering lattes for ME. 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️☕ #LikeABoss
D —> Mr. Tsurga D —> Endeavor to make your biggest moves in silence D —> Like the g in lasagna D —> #BusinessAdvice
- Yes sir anything for you sir I'mm #ListeningAndLearning to these #CaegarPlays I wi.ll never disappont you again sire
D —> All language utilized by laytrolls is of course just as beautiful as normal speech but there are some phrases in the vernacular that are outdated in their needless violence D —> I am duty-bound to put forth some corrections for your consideration D —> For e%ample instead of “I’m so hungry I could eat a hoofbeast” D —> Why not say “I’m so hungry I could eat alongside a hoofbeast” D —> Instead of “beating a dead hoofbeast” D —> One c001d say “brushing a smooth hoofbeast” D —> Let us all use hoofbeast friendly language in the future
I thinQ censoring phrases directly goes against celebrating the culture of our species. Its a way that shows how trollQind can taQe disprate words and put a common meaning to it.
D —> Censoring is done for the e%press purpose of celebrating our culture and our commitment to bettering the lives of those around us D —> Are you Alternian this may explain our different stances on this matter
D —> Well there you have it
D —> That was not my implication I was referring to my earlier statement that suggested our cultural differences are the reasons for our different approaches to language D —> However I do find Alternia’s love of violence and continuation of an empire built upon the oppression of warmb100ds to be distasteful D —> Though it is not the fault of those who have the misfortune to be hatched under such a regime
NN0 CULL1NG 7H3 7UN4 0K . 0K.0K0K0K
D —> There is no need to panic D —> If you were to be culled it would only be because it has been deemed in your best interest D —> Nothing frightening about it
:33 < who invented a meatless purrger and called it a "beyond purrger" :33 < i just wanna talk to them :33 < *ac is sharpening her claws*
D —> I w001d never engage in the consumption of any beast fiend or other animal D —> They are noble creatures who live and love D —> While I of course understand there are many warmer b100ds who do not have the privilege of choosing what they can eat D —> The “beyond burger” is one of the most divine inventions for those who can
today i found a nervvous lowwblood struggling to order a meal for themselvves at this wwonderful jungle themed cafe in wwest outglub so i took it upon myself as a highblood to jump in and help them tell the cashier their order the poor thing wwas shaking like a wwind in leaf but i knoww my honor and duty as a royal of beforus demands of me to help those innocent misguided wweak or sick wwho fill our beautiful wworld this is but a small example that any of you can take to pusher and put back out into the wworld just one act of kindness to those around you wwill inspire more and a wwavve of kindness and generosity wwill ovverwwhelm the wworld
D —> Inspiring as always Zoologer D —> I am sure all lowb100ds present felt a rush of gratitude for your intervention it must have been so frightening for them D —> It is on behalf of all warmb100ds that I say thank you for your service