#AskJane -- Question: doo you ship #DIRKJAKE or #JAKEDIRK ftw -- Answer: I have never in my life voluntarily contemplated the arrangement of this particular entanglement. It is ALWAYS being presented to me, in equal proportion of appeal to, say, the anus of a housecat attempting to identify itself. YES, I RECOGNIZE YOU. Yes, I am sure this is something you are excited to offer for my perusal, but good gravy, get that tushy out of my face!!! ... That being said. Here's the poll, I guess. https://poll-maker.com/poll5785981x4f474EB6-168 https://forms.gle/ypsj9r2BhnLdaGVK9
Chimu Jake tokoro de :B —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
#jakedirk
#jAKEdIRK ALL THE WAY, nOT EVEN CLOSE,
Never have I seen an analogy more beautiful and true. Thanks for the promo. See you there. #IVoted
それは明白だ #TEAMDIRK. PUT DOWN THE PALMHUSK. I KNOW THIS IS NOT YOUR HEART. I KNOW YOU ARE WISER. THAN THOSE SEEDFLAP BREATHING. STUB DRAGGING. #JAKEDIRK FOOLS.
Kyaah!! Demo... Demo...! If Dirk-chan is on top then he risks bOuOncing off of Jake-kun's bubble butt when plapping from mae! It has to be Jake-kun on top because Jake-kun can grab onto Dirk-chan's massive oppai for better grip! Think abOuOt this logically Damara-chan! —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
arigatou announ-chan daisuki
YOU ARE MAKING SOME COMPELLING POINTS. BUT I REFUSE. TO LOOK AT AN ASS LIKE ENGLISHSENPAI’S. AND LIVE IN ANY TIMELINE. WHERE IT IS GOING UNFUCKED. BE SERIOUS. FOR ONE SECOND. #NSFW
ランクメイド先生。。。⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ 感嘆している、友達にできたい。。。かっこいて、かわいくて、頭がよくて、美しいと思う A! Ai-chan meant to say dOuO itashimashite, sensei! —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
Ai-chan is here for the lulz and keks! Naze wOuOld she be seriOuOs?! ヽ((◎д◎))ゝ —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ