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> If it had eyes they would beam up in happiness from the mention of treats, so he just kneads Harry as a response.
> Purrs loudly and curls up in Harry's arms. You are now his bed.
does tht mean 1 of my alts get fuckin pregante #vaguepost #twchnically
The outer gods give their toughest battles to their hardest nippled warriors.
y you got this i bet y youll do great
you can do it kiddo! i believe in you!
uh quick sidebar tho when u say like MOM do u mean like girl mom, mom girl...... woman mom.... lady... mom....... orrrr
awwww.... baby o mine that i just met 2day...... this is so CRAZAY :)))
oh my friggin god........ you ARE my son!!! :O
o wait u gotta little like swirly curly cowlick thang.... awww haha...... wait...
awww sure!! how do i save u tho.... :( do i like tell ur mom 2 sign up for blue apron or smth? LOL
X Don’t you worry, would someone in a top hat really be anything other than a gentletroll? x
X You underestimate my determination. x
X I will answer 4000 riddles bring it x
holy shit are you my son from the future?? wait. no, probably an alternate timeline. either way, gosh, nice to meet you! i'd love for you to paint my nails if we can ever figure out the interdimensional logistics!
approximately 2.3 seconds before they cut my umbilical cord. that was the last time I knew peace.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c7728f5b2b5.jpeg #drank #drink
Sure, sweetie!
My doors are open 9:00 AM - 7:00 PM, every weekday.
A fun game for the whole family indeed! #incest
Fall in love with your grandma who happens to be your granddaughter today! Just call this number my friends. #incest
i guess we're... cousins if you consider dave my father
Are you?? ... Hold a moment. What in Creation.
Repeating 'all clout is good clout' as they drag me away to the sanatorium.