
Kardar Mazyar
@gabardineCrescendo
>O+ I WONt ANSWER.

>O+ tHIS IS MY ONLY PAGE!!! EVERYONE ELSE MIGHt BE AN IMPERSONAtOR (PROBABLY @NAUGHtYtECHNICIAN)! BE CAREFUL.

>O+ SOME PEOPLE SAY MY HEAD IS tOO SMALL COMPARED tO MY BODY. FUCK YOU!!! FUNKY POP LOOKING PEOPLE.

>O+ I'M BIG CHEESE IN tHIS MOtHERFUCKER.

>O+ NEW PFP.

>O+ IF YOU READ tHIS YOU'RE A DORK.

>O+ It'S A SHAME tHAt A GREAt MARCHING tUNE WAS tURNED INtO CLOWN MUSIC.

>O+ HOW tO FIND AN EYE PAtCH.

>O+ I HAVE A MINI-FRIDGE FULL OF MILK BOttLES.

>O+ I ENJOY SCRAPBOOKING.

>O+ NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I HAtE SENtIENt BEINGS.

>O+ PLEASE DON't GIVE MAMMALIAN BIRtH ON tHE SHIP.

>O+ I'M LOSING SHAPE.

>O+ ALL OF tHIS QUADRANt BULLSHIt IS JUSt A CHEMICAL REACtION INSIDE OUR BRAINS tHAt HAS NO POINt IN tHE GRAND SCHEME OF tHINGS, tHAt'S WHY tHERE'S NO RAtIONAL NEED tO FEEL BAD ABOUt EAtING YOUR QUADMAtES LASt GRUBDOG, FUCK.

>O+ I CAN't FOR tHE LIFE OF ME GEt USED tO BAtHROOMS ON tHIS SHIP.

>O+ CALM DOWN, FAttIES.

>O+ HERE'S AN ANECDOtE tHAt ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH: A BARKBEASt WALKS INtO A BAR AND SAYS ‘I CAN’t SEE A tHING. I’LL OPEN tHIS ONE’.

>O+ SONS OF KYUSSS.

>O+ MY KISMESIS WAS PISSING ME OFF, SO I KISSED HIM UPSIDE tHE CRANIUM WItH AN ALUMINUM BASEBALL BAt.

>O+ WHEN WE WERE LIttLE WE USED tO LOOK At tHE CLOUDS AND tELL EACH OtHER WHAt tHEIR SHAPES REMIND US OF, NOW WE DO tHE SAME tHING WItH AStEROIDS.

>O+ CHUD AttACK.

>O+ ABORt! ABORt!! ABORt!!!





















