Kardar Mazyar
@gabardineCrescendo
>O+ I WONt ANSWER.
concept: pitchbaiting your blackrom crush by purposefully commenting dense things on their chits or starting arguements just to feel the thrill of them inching closer to snapping and putting you in your place (concept: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, blackrom, #nsfw, asking for it, <3<, chittr mention, out of quadlock, archive rating: M)
Soo real @gabardineCrescendoo check this oout
@gabardineCrescendoo can i coome oover oor yoour lusus still wants too bite my head ooff. I knoow yoou said yoou're noot goonna talk too me anymoore (like yoou doo every oother week) but it's like actually impoortant
Why i already said it's impoortant and i need yoour usb flash drive
>O+ NOt GONNA HAPPEN. SORRY. NO NOt SORRY ACtUALLY, FUCK YOU.
That's cooool and all but i'm serioous i really need it because there is noo oother way yoou can doownlooad soomething with yoour thinkpan the size oof a walnut
>O+ I WILL NEVER EVER *EVER* LEt YOU tOUCH MY COMPUtER AGAIN, OtHERWISE I WILL END UP WItH LItERAL tERABYtES OF SMUt.
First oof all what's wroong with it and secoond it's noot like that i proomise Rakhni asked me too boorroow it this
>O+ tHERE'S SO MUCH WRONG WItH tHIS StUFF AND I tOLD YOU EXACtLY WHAt MULtIPLE tIMES BEFORE, BUt WE'RE NOt GONNA HAVE tHIS CONVERSAtION AGAIN.
Why noot doon't yoou just loove too talk shit aboout me in public goo oon make a thread oor soomething 8/
>O+ tHERE'S NO NEED FOR tHAt, BECAUSE I'M NOt AS ADDICtED tO tHE INtERNEt AS YOU ARE. AND YOUR SMUt ADDICtION IS OBVIOUS tO EVERYONE ANYWAY.
Even if it's true it literally had noo effect oon me whatsooever
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>O+ It'S LItERALLY MY SIZE, ARE YOU INSANE.
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okay¶im¶just¶saying¶but¶if¶my¶moirail¶wishes¶to¶make¶a¶fool¶of¶himself¶so¶be¶it
@gabardinecrescendo I+ Seems, You Have Me Blocked On +rollian By Mis+ake. Are You Planning +o Pos+ Pho+os Wi+h No Eyepa+ch By Any Chance? I+ Would Really Help My Science Projec+. Please Reply As Soon As Possible.
>O+ CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE? I BLOCKED YOU INtENtIONALLY AND FOR A GOOD REASON. I'M NOt INtO YOUR BODY HORROR FEtISH tHING.
Al+hough I+ Is A Huge Passion Of Mine, I+'s No+ By Any Means A Fe+ish. All +ha+ I'm Saying Is +ha+ Your Experience Migh+ Help +o De+ermine +he Cause Of Such Phenomenon.
>O+ I ASSURE YOU tHAt I WILL IN FACt NOt CHANGE MY MIND EVER.
Okay, Bu+ Wha+ Abou+ When You're Dead? Can I Saw Your Head Off In +he Name Of Science?
Anyoone wanna play tic-tac-tooe oon @gabardineCrescendoo's foorehead with me https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/04/04/kardarfoorehead.png
>O+ @AMARANtHINEtHREAD I'M DONE, GOING BACK tO IGNORING HIM ONCE AGAIN.
lol the bчgger;s forehead is so big, theY;ve got the sчpreme version of noчghts and crosses
>O+ HEY, BUDDY, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WItH ME? WANt tO FIND OUt WHO'S RIGHt? I GUARANtEE YOU I'LL WHOOP YOUR CREVICE.
>O+ tHERE'S A HORDE OF #DEGENERAtES USING tHIS APP. #FUCKYOU.
Yeah boonehead that's exactly why i'd like yoou too stay clueless and there's noo slurs foor soomeoone oof my caste 8/
>O+ FUCK YOU, MORON, I HAtE YOU. YOU SUCK At EVERYtHING YOU DO, YOU'RE UGLY, AND YOU ALWAYS RUIN OUR FLARP GAMES ON PURPOSE! FUCK YOU, JACKASS LOSER!
It's noot my fault yoou are such a big fucking nerd if we were too play flarp hoow yoou'd like it booth me and AT woould die oof booredoom in the first twoo minutes oof the sessioon 8/ i am simply making it moore interesting
>O+ YOU tWO NEVER tAKE FLARP SERIOUSLY, WHAt'S EVEN tHE POINt OF PLAYING tHEN.
Yoou're taking it toooo serioously can a guy just play a noormal fun campaign with his twoo best friends why doo yoou have too turn everything intoo beta versioon oof imperial battlefield survival
>O+ BECAUSE It'S LItERALLY tHE WAY tHIS GAME IS SUPPOSED tO BE PLAYED. COMPEtItIVE ASPECt PLAYS A CRUCIAL ROLE IN FLARP, YEt YOU tWO CHOOSE tO IGNORE It BECAUSE It'S "MORE FUN tHAt WAY", BUt It'S NOt. tHERE'S NO FUN IN PLAYING CASUALLY.
Doo yoou really expect me too take yoou serioously playing flarp when yoou're basically butt naked 8\
Dooes that change anything 8\ Even the smallest breeze is enoough too make us admire yoour natural beauty
>O+ It'S HIStORICALLY ACCURAtE tOO. UNLIKE WHAtEVER YOU WEAR WHEN WE PLAY.