Kardar Mazyar
@gabardineCrescendo
>O+ I WONt ANSWER.
>O+ ABORt! ABORt!! ABORt!!!
>O+ BADGE.
>O+ POStING SEMI-DAILY tO SIGNAL tHAt I AM ALIVE.
>O+ I FEEL LIKE A HERO OF tHE tROLL ODDYSEY.
>O+ I WISH I WAS SOMEWHERE WARM RIGHt NOW.
>O+ ALtERNIA WASN't A HOME FOR ME ANYWAY.
>O+ UGH, I'M SEASICK.
>O+ LIttLE RASCAL tOOK ALL OF OUR MONEY. NOW HE "FLEXES".
yapper b liek: Did u teach him the h𖦹𖦹d zignz 𖦹r d𖦹ez he juzt d𖦹 that
fuuuuuuuck¶yeah¶dont¶hurt¶em¶now¶little¶guy
>O+ I AM FINALLY ABLE tO PILOt tHE IMPERIAL SHIP, I DREAMED ABOUt tHAt EVER SINCE I WAS A GRUB.
>--D=How=are=you=able=to=pilot=it=without=a=helmsmen=or=is=it=a=corvette=and=small=enough=to=not=require=one=haha=:?//<
>O+ WHAt'S UP.
Yoou are such in a gooood mooood tooday huh
>O+ WE'RE IN tHE MIDDLE OF SOMEtHING HERE, BUt tO BE CLEAR KRYQUS IS *NOt* MY POOKIE BEAR.
yapper b liek: "಄h yeah were like dying here lemme juzt chitt ab𖦹ut h𖦹w me and kryquz are n𖦹t inv𖦹lved in a r𖦹mantic relati𖦹nzhip" LIKE ARE Y಄U ZTUPID
yapper b liek: If y𖦹u d𖦹nt l𖦹ck in i will write ya𖦹i zmut abt y𖦹u and kryquz h𖦹w ab𖦹ut that
>O+ NOt MY PRESIDENt.
Noot my team leader
>O+ I AM AGAINSt FEtISHES.
Be nice too Gender yoou'll never get too his level oof awesoomeness
Yoou make my blooood booil withoout any poowers yoou knoow that?
>O+ I WISH I WAS IN tHE tRENCHES RIGHt NOW, INStEAD OF WHAtEVER I AM DOING RIGHt NOW.
Wish i was in yoour trenches vroo 💙
Ookay i have an idea can yoou make my blooood rush doown too my bulge soo i'd get hard invooluntarily woould that woork let's test it
>O+ I CAN tRY tO MAKE It EXPLODE LIKE A PIMPLE FULL OF BLOOD.
>O+ BEING StABBED HURtS.
>O+ LUSUS StAtUS: LIQUIDAtED. SAD.
>O+ YOU'RE UGLIER tHAN AH FORGEt It I'M NOt IN tHE MOOD FOR tHAt.
>O+ EVERYONE FROM MY tEAM, tHIS IS OUR CURRENt ENtRY ORDER, PLEASE PAY AttENtION. @AMARANtHINEtHREAD @REBELINtELLIGENCE @NAUGHtYtECHNICIAN @MANEAtERPOStMARK
[BEGIN MESSAGE] hmn. tthat iz a 10t 0f hatred f0r 0ne perz0n. [END MESSAGE]
>O+ I WANt EVERY SINGLE SOUL ON tHIS GOG FORSAKEN APP tO KNOW tHAt ME AND @NAUGHtYtECHNICIAN HAD A tOtAL OF 12 PVP FIGHtS IN WORLD OF GRUBCRAFt, AND I WON 11 OF tHEM. tHE ONLY tIME I LOSt WAS BECAUSE MY GAME LAGGED. tHIS GOOBER HAD NO CHANCE. #WINNING
I hoope they cut ooff yoour internet foor gooood and that i’ll be the oonly persoon whoo coomes too see yoou and yoou woon’t be able too kill me because ootherwise yoou’ll feel loonely and yoou’ll be stuck in this cycle oof hatred and misery foorever
>O+ JUSt tAKE tHE L, StOP tRYING tO SOUND INtIMIDAtING. I DON't KNOW WHO YOU'RE tRYING tO SCARE, CONSIDERING tHE FACt tHAt YOU LOOK LIKE A BEDBUG.
Yoou're the oone whoo always tries too be intimidating i just want too make yoour life woorse because i hate yoou 8///
>O+ I AM tHE BESt At GRUBCRAFt PVPS.
Yoou're noot i'm goonna oown yoou soo fucking hard
>O+ tHIS POSt IS ABOUt WORLD OF GRUBCRAFt.
>O+ I HAtE PEOPLE tHAt MAKE BEING IN A QUADRANtSHIP tHEIR ONLY PERSONALItY tRAIt.
Lmfaoo but will yoou poost soomething oon quadrant appreciatioon day aboout yoour dear mooirail???
Why noot doon't yoou loove her 8? Give in too a little PDA it may benefit yoou in the future 8] ooh wait 8;]
