Kardar Mazyar
@gabardineCrescendo
>O+ I WONt ANSWER.
>O+ SOME PEOPLE SAY MY HEAD IS tOO SMALL COMPARED tO MY BODY. FUCK YOU!!! FUNKY POP LOOKING PEOPLE.
Yoour brain is alsoo toooo small coompared too yoour skull
>O+ I'M BIG CHEESE IN tHIS MOtHERFUCKER.
>O+ NEW PFP.
iii reeeaaally liiikeee... yooouuur cooooool fiiish :)
>O+ IF YOU READ tHIS YOU'RE A DORK.
C:/Users/%adeptIngenuity%/you typ3d and r3ad this_in ord3r to post it/Downloads
>O+ It'S A SHAME tHAt A GREAt MARCHING tUNE WAS tURNED INtO CLOWN MUSIC.
>O+ I NO LONGER LIVE ON ALtERNIA, SO I HAVE NOtHING tO FEAR, tHEREFORE I AM FREE tO SAY tHAt CLOWN MUSIC IS FUCKING GOOFY AND Y'ALL SMELL LIKE CRAYONS.
▶ PLAY: [what the fuck ⏸ UNPROVOKED ⏸ jeez man ⏸ CRAYONS? ⏸ what does that even mean] ⏹ STOP
>O+ HOW tO FIND AN EYE PAtCH.
>O+ I HAVE A MINI-FRIDGE FULL OF MILK BOttLES.
I woould spill it oon yoou and lick it ooff yoour boody as we watch Kung Poow! Enter the Fist like he did with that coow
>O+ WHY CAN't YOU BE NORMAL. AND WAtCH NORMAL MOVIES.
I mean just imagine yoou're entering soomeoone's hive and all they have is milk that's boorderline psychoo behavioor
>O+ I ENJOY SCRAPBOOKING.
>O+ NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I HAtE SENtIENt BEINGS.
>O+ PLEASE DON't GIVE MAMMALIAN BIRtH ON tHE SHIP.
i¶was¶just¶saying¶good¶morning¶and¶was¶chill¶as¶fuck¶and¶yall¶hated¶me
>O+ I'M LOSING SHAPE.
>O+ ALL OF tHIS QUADRANt BULLSHIt IS JUSt A CHEMICAL REACtION INSIDE OUR BRAINS tHAt HAS NO POINt IN tHE GRAND SCHEME OF tHINGS, tHAt'S WHY tHERE'S NO RAtIONAL NEED tO FEEL BAD ABOUt EAtING YOUR QUADMAtES LASt GRUBDOG, FUCK.
== H0w insidi0us... == Y0UR DARK ALLIES ARE THE 0NLY THINGS STANDING BESIDE Y0U IN A CRUEL, UNCARING W0RLD! == Y0u sh0uld ap0l0gize. ==
>O+ I CAN't FOR tHE LIFE OF ME GEt USED tO BAtHROOMS ON tHIS SHIP.
Are yoou taking a shoower foor the first time in yoour life
>O+ CALM DOWN, FAttIES.
This isn’t cute, by the way. It makes you pretty pathetic.
>(^= YΦU TEMPT MY CLAWS. KITTY IS CΦNSIDERING CARVING YΦUR ΦWN WΦRDS INTΦ YΦUR SΦFT BELLY. =^)<
>O+ HERE'S AN ANECDOtE tHAt ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH: A BARKBEASt WALKS INtO A BAR AND SAYS ‘I CAN’t SEE A tHING. I’LL OPEN tHIS ONE’.
Damn, almost got endeared to you before you said some fuck shit.
Casper yoou have too raise yoour standards there is noo way yoou almoost foound this soocial failure endearing
ooo so close !! you were almost funny until you decided to stoop this low !!
This is loowkey oon yoou i can't lie doo yoou really expect him too have soome manners he thoought etiquette was a name oof a dish
Yeah, I already decided on that before you chose to use my comment as a spring board for more insults to him.
>O+ SONS OF KYUSSS.
>O+ MY KISMESIS WAS PISSING ME OFF, SO I KISSED HIM UPSIDE tHE CRANIUM WItH AN ALUMINUM BASEBALL BAt.
>O+ WHEN WE WERE LIttLE WE USED tO LOOK At tHE CLOUDS AND tELL EACH OtHER WHAt tHEIR SHAPES REMIND US OF, NOW WE DO tHE SAME tHING WItH AStEROIDS.
so¶many¶of¶them¶remind¶me¶of¶wooldad
>--D=He=does=hit=like=an=asteroid=when=he=gets=some=momentum=haha=:P//<
>O+ CHUD AttACK.
>O+ ABORt! ABORt!! ABORt!!!
