♠ hated by @plushrumpdotGay
For it supposedly being T-Dick hour and bulgeposting I am receiving very little of either on my feed, this is deeply upsetting #nsfw #bulgeposting
And before you pity my height, God put my those inches elsewhere #nsfw
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I may... have laid an egg
Perhaps you should use chocolate instead of manure next time.
ahh oh god just woke up from a nightmare where my pajamas werent made of spun gold and my blankets werent made of a million $100 bills delicately sewn together fuck someone hold me that was so scary
shootin on location today i know being without me is an unspeakable gutwrenchin agony but try not to miss me too hard yall
New trap. 3 Popeye's biscuit no drink
but not your cum? #poser #nsfw
since there aint a point and laugh button ill just do it right here points laughs hahahahahahahaha
heh i mean nah im drowning with adoring bitches who definitely love me for me and not for the ego inflated persona i project to a greedy and insatiable parasocial society but yeah this is still cool
#spiderattack
fuck me man i cant remember shit after the third strip club someone clue a brother in i bet everything i did was badass and sexy and definitely didnt bring enough shame to haunt my bloodline for generations
plannin some fun shit to sponsor when we hit #3000kults stay tuned #DSTRIentertainment #DTV #sbahjcoin
shit dont turn 30+ its true what they fucking say about the hangovers like shit i miss the good old days when you could do 17 lines and 22 shots and 9 bumpbs and 4 addies and 3 cans of four loko and a 1/4 of a candy bar and wake up the next day like nothing fucking happened #substance
they say i need a better work life balance i say why dont you try balancing my ballsack on your cheeks bitch #nsfw
fired my therapist now hiring requirements: tell me im pretty enable me always fill out any and all prescriptions no question at least one lapdance per session booty #nsfw
i can think of a certain someone else who tastes like strawberries on a summer evening
I once tried to drink saltw8r. Not recommended!
wait big b hold on just hear me out man cmon @barackObama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc8dd0ad5773.png
#DStrider did nothing wrong rechit that shit
homo rails das why they're bein nice to him
i better have been the seme that's all im sayin
aiight we done with bukkake breakfast whos down to join me for a lubed up lunch break #nsfw
been a whole 20 minutes since my last scandal what we doin next taking suggestions
aiight we bein a good boy for obama for the rest of the night
meow
all this stress makes me need to visit big byron bro #nsfw
Chainsaw.
ah, i see. bad juggling. nods sagel7
gotta get my lick back somehow
i just got home and youre already tryna get my perky ass out on the streets again jesus shit wheres the brotherly love
takin a poll yo if you think im seme hit that mf like if you think im uke then send me some pity help a brother out
#letmebackinthere am i right
were letting the diet coke talk tonight
were letting the black mold talk tonight
life was way simpler when all that mattered was what color marbles you had because you could mog the other kids who had shittier marbles
you know humans use the word baby as a pet name do you think trolls use the word grub or grubby or is that weird