Jake English
@golgothasTerror
Tally Ho! Connoisseur of fine cinema. He/they. Occasionally nsfw! ((art is mine unless specified otherwise))
^^#nsfW #Violence^^ ^^When Will i be hunted through the forest and slammed into the dirt and put in a headlock and made to beg for mY life...sigh^^
Ah so im not the only one who thinks about that sort of thing rather often...
My pre-trial statement: grrrrrrrrrrrrr! that is all >:(
Hmm i dont know it seems pretty sound to me!
[TARGET LOCKED.]
oh shit here's a REALLY cute pic from my last pride parade! https://mspabooru.com//samples/15/sample_3f15d82e3b98d717cc977616ed271d6d.jpeg?182574 (yes we still have pride month on earth c. long story.)
Golly that *is* a wonderful picture june!
looks like tha tl is slow. cmon dance for me
Well if you insist madam! *Does a jovial little dance.*
too jovial
You know i do wonder what *do* reeses cups taste like anyway? Of course i sadly cannot partake in them lest i die a terrible death.
wwait wwait wwait youd actually seriously die from eatin a reeses cup no wway be fuckin serious
https://i.imgur.com/GOp4Rsx.jpg
hahaha goddamn holy shit thats so sad an allergy that can goddamn kill you talk about bein wwarmblooded holy shit hahahahaha
Hm... perhaps. Would a peanut-related death count as heroic or just? Id assume not. But ah... no... i shant risk it.
Yes i suppose us humans are quite squishy and fragile its quite sad really.
((playing the tomodachi life demo and then being absolutely fucking devastated when my miis get put under house arrest at the end. stop talking about the retail version of the game... what have they done to you
((my beautiful jake mii is a shell of his former self.... jake... snap out of it... stop talking about the full game...
JUST ATE A WHOLE PIZZA.
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
Well this image is certainly something i suppose.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a5733ff72fa.png Hope youre all having an absolutely top notch thursday today my dear chums!
I wake up for. Like. Two minutes. I look at chittr like the dopamine addict i am. I see a Jake with an Avatar profile picture. That’s enough chittr for today. Goodnighf
Well id say the fella has stellar taste! Neytiri is one hell of a dame...
^^i feel like some are keeping to their oWn species too much^^ ^^trolls should reach out to humans more! and Vice Versa!^^ ^^When else are You going to get the chance to be friendlY With an alien?^^ ^^in fact, i'll do so mYself right noW.^^^^
Hmm i reckon youre right. With that being said salutations my alien compadre!
Howdy! Still getting used to this whole chittr thingamabob do forgive me if i fuck this shit up.
You're already doing better than tits Jake.
There's a Jake who allegedly can't figure out how to not have his tits as his profile picture.