@broBot
((PFP by insecurillustrator on tumblr))
[TARGET: SECURED]
i hope its me
[SCANNING: NEW DATA ACQUIRED] [NEW TARGET REGISTERED] [TARGET LOCKED]
i hope its a good thing an not a bad thing
[SCANNING]
Nice hair molding.
[AMICABLE COMMENT DETECTED.] [RUN PRE-CODED RESPONSE: This is BROBOT. Hair and chassis are 1:1 metal renditions of Dirk Strider. All bots in his image are designed to look COOL AS FUCK.] [GRATITUDE: EXPRESSED.]
[TARGET LOCKED.]
[THERE YOU ARE.]
Your target is very cute, mind if I tag along?
[BROTOCOL: TEAM UP REQUESTED.] [BROTOCOL: TEAM UP ENGAGED.] [TARGET CONFIRMED.]
Oh great grumbling gazelles....
Oh for flips friggin sake.