♦ pitied by @hereticalFiction
I feel like every1 on here zecretly hatez me (*´ー｀*) Im not even that bad nee... ( ´-｀) httpz://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNDF2bDQ3dnc2ZGV1Y3B0Zjhqd3Q3dTFmYzBhdmRib20xZGh2dWtjMiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/UYzNgRZTf9X1e/giphy.gif
i mog you btw
it's really hard to seem cool and mysterious when you have a big fluffy tail that wags around all day :/
// The unfortunate side effect of running a horny Jade account is that Jane, my absolute favourite character (who is also the hottest in the whole series don't fight me on this I'll win), is off limits :( #nsfw
Ƹ 🌂 > This is the second time this has HAPPENED... The Dark One will not be upset for very long but... she needs a minute... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One has been BETRAYED... Ʒ
ちょっと待って、さっき生贄に使おうとしてたエリダンはどっちだったっけ？
i n33d mor3 good fri3ndz… i’m shurround3d by 2o many highblood fr3aksh
they sent a fucking PIPE BOMB to my neighborhood? wtf?
Going back to my pod soon. Itwasnicebeingfree. But the Empress needs me. Any good series recommendations while I am inmypod?
♦ I didn't realize there was a Gala until after the Gala, and I can't go because the rest of the Crew is dead and the Felt here is, too. Just me and whoever survived from the felt.
i swear to gog i'm going to take this wired microphone and strangle my boss. ...don't send this to him. #violence ♪
:33< look at that shit couldnt even do my quirk purropurrly i was shaking like a furking leaf!!!
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chat what is goonmaxxing
:33< in the post i posted befure this there is a barkbeast SCARING MEOW AND BEING LOUD AND SCARY!!!
:33< i am in hell
N3V3RM1ND, K4RK4T GOT FOOD PO1SON1NG SO TH3 ST4R W4RS MOV13 N1GHT 1S C4NC3LL3D. >:[
not an invitation for solicitations btw. fuck off.
hear me out drinkin on a mondau again yee or noop *monday #substance
i frogot to go shoppin so the only food in my house is wonder bread i didnt even buy my lunch 2day is margerin on fucjin wonder bread
I am going to have to get good at DDR. Myembarrassment was monumentallastnight. Rightinfrontofhighbloods. Neveragain.
what is dave doing???
Comeplaytotaldramaislandwithus.Comeplaytotaldramaislandwithus.Comeplaytotaldramaislandwithus.Comeplaytotaldramaislandwithus.Comeplaytotaldramaislandwithus.Comeplaytotaldramaislandwithus.Comeplaytotaldramaislandwithus.
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა I could, but then I'd just be missing the real thing Ი𐑼
Ju∆t becau∆e I've never had quadrant∆ doe∆n't mean I've never pailed! I mean, I never have but.... Nevermind! #n∆fw
i h0pe [y0ur w0rdz] bu1ge guy iz 0kay.
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა literally cannot stop thinking about it so that will not be a problem! Ი𐑼
everything.. hurts.. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/sadphilly.png
:33 < oh so mewr a commie
everyone is praising and scorning me! My pan is flipping inside out! #nsfw
>> wow Ch¡ttr ¡ડ ડhock¡ng1y unhorny r¡ght now, too qu¡et for my 1¡k¡ng
M4N, TH3 ON3 GUY 1 4CTU4LLY W4NT TO K1SS 1S 4SL33P. >:/
>>| same need, but with men.
- Soda's please Help mme stay awak
UGH EW I MADE MYSELF CRINGE. I HATE MYSELF.
∻B☢ne apple teat. https://file.garden/aeuWDCVxx2XDWdvG/20260424_171122.jpg∻
I'm A Great Random Loser Fyi
i dont evwen knovw you
NOT IMPORTANT. DON'T YOU HAVE A SET OF ALCOHOL-BASED COLORSTAKES TO BE HUFFING, OR SOMETHING.
Its Occurring To Me That I Am Like The Only Lowblood Here #fightnight
THANK YOU I CANT THOUGH THE TIMES ARE TOO TRYING!!
damn. maybe 1 need to get off ch1ttr for a wh1le aga1n :/
(uhm, i g-guess this i-is gonna b-be my p-pinned post b-but, i'm n-not stupid i-i just c-can't s-see cuz o-of my v-voidrot. Sorry i-if you're c-checking my p-profile cuz o-of something s-stupid i s-said beause o-of that. :c)
(V)(',,')(V) br℧h do NOT text n chitt i mean skate n chitt icj℧st took a fire hydrant tot the dcrotch
(It r-really sucks t-that my s-screen reader c-cant describe i-images to m-me, not b-being able t-to see t-them when s-some of t-the most l-liked chits a-are pictures i-is really u-unfortunate...)
its really hard seeing my descendants all be really disappointed in me all the time
✿ i hate u guys da furk im YOUNG LIT AND TURNT
(why d-do people k-keep calling m-me cringe? :c)
B(( < my furicking TUMMY HURTS B(( < biting killing violence maiming
(just g-got off m-my shift, boss d-didnt even a-ask for s-sushi for l-lunch today, got t-to walk a-away from w-work with a-a few c-caegers left! Its a-a really n-nice day t-today...)
(uhm y-yeah... they r-roll a d-die every d-day for w-who pays f-for lunch! I m-mean I c-can't s-see the d-die, but, im s-sure its r-real. I g-guess im j-just unlucky t-that it u-usually lands o-on me)
D --> Four ways twain D --> Absent souls cause quadrant pain D --> Magnif-cent legs that do not sprain D --> Muscle cling to bony scaffold D --> Osseous spire, muscled folds D --> Higher up, prime cut D --> Powerful thighs, thick butt-o% D --> Built like- strong and doth fight
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K--<i would not say i "abuse" alcohol necessarily. i actually have a loving and muitually respectful relationship with it.