Jade Harls
@gardenGnosis
(pfp AND banner by @SvetoShumovaya on twt!) hi everyone! / she/her / best doggy girl in the whole world
hello everyone! been a while :)
isnt it?? super adorable! you should get one for the fun of it even though youre definitely human!
welCome baCk pardner! hope ya been alri6ht!
ive been great! the exhaustion takes over every now and then but i get through it
all these pe0ple want t0 get kidnapped but n0 0ne wants t0 d0 the kidnapping. really makes y0u think. #weliveinas0ciety
ill kidnap!!! >:)
Oh, how gross. Blocked and subsequently smote by divine light.
it is happening so frequently now :/
i personally would like to think im nowhere near the "horny, sex-obsessed" jade as people talk about around here! in fact, instead of THAT, i was thinking about how much i want to expand my stringed instrument knowledge! #nsfw i guess
there's really 0nly the one. whiners can just set them tw0 ignore n0w and stop c0mplaining. think you can keep doing y0u disclaimer-free.
someone said that virtually all jades are incessantly like that :/ i had to at least clear my air
3> I hate dogs, and I have a burning hatred for Jade Harley, but not in a kismesist way. I wouldn't want to kiss her ugly buckteeth, anyways. <3
thats so fucking weird to say!!!
hello everyone!!!
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
i missed you too!!! so much!!! even when we are even closer than ever!! :D
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yes!! :D
im glad dave finally got his time for appreciation! :)
he has been getting PLENTY of appreciation!!! i am sick of it!
i am SICK OF DAVE STRIDER!!!!
um im not one of those horny jades right? i think i very rarely post #nsfw but thats from my perspective maybe others feel a different way?
YOU ARE ALL DEPRAVED TO ME.
:/
the thought of how lonely i used to be was starting to get to my head but im reminded i now have friends who are there for me and care for me, and i cant imagine life without them
right back at you harls i may not get lonely ever at all but when i get a notif you said some shit i go fucking apeshit
As much of a shame as it is to head to sleep when so many versions of my favorite person (Jade) are online, I do have to sleep while I have a small break from the headaches. Goodnight.
goodnight rose :)
am i a good girl? :)
literally the goodest aint nobody do it like jade does pretty sure they got your shit laminated mean mugging any other bitch ass mutt that tries to step up to you on all fours nobody can rev up the harley and not get run over you are the baddest good girl bitch around ayo
The best girl. *Scritches behind the ears*.
and how can i deny it now when such a cool guy sets it out so nicely for me to read! thank you! :)
christmas was white but not without my runny cummy silky ropes #dsflow #nsfw #imsorry
this is your worst one by far
weird that i want to admit this when i dont post much anymore but i feel like the absolute only jade ever without a dick and its making me wonder if its not much of a common occurrence on my part? :o now im wondering what its like! #nsfw
gosh i thought i was the only one!!!!!!!!!!!! i hear that its nice or whatever but im just not that kinda dog!!!!
im glad im not the only one!!! do you still get weird heat periods too?? those still suck :/ #nsfw
yo why are so many jades just fucking jerkin it dude #nsfw
i am for certain NOT doing that :p