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Rose Lalonde

@tendrilTheurgist

She/her. Analysand.

Blood: VioletAge: Kult Score: 762Kull Score: 64128 followers38 following

now issuing the age old hypothetical to the timeline the worlds most important question aka would you fuck your clone yes or no bonus points for the details gritty style lightning round: is it jerking off or fucking yourself pussyfootin and slash or bitchin about the premise will result in being called a coward this is a matter of divine philosophical import yall you gotta give it your all #selfcest #clonefucking #nsfw

Kult: +29
Kull: +19
Total: 48
Ratio: 1.53

I would fuck my clone, it's a great way to work that self-hate into a kismesistude, but would my clone fuck me? Well. That's for Dirk to answer.

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Total: 10

If anyone would like to read a piece of literature about this, check out my latest work on AO3.

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

you can walk the walk but can you bawk the bawk

Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00

You might bawk the bawk but can you gawk the gawk? #nsfw

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8b19ce01228f.jpg

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Total: 37
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@dStrides[DS]

rose you should be seeing a therapist

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Who analyses the analyzer?

I've never been horny in all my sweeps.

Kult: +87
Kull: +75
Total: 162
Ratio: 1.16
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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< great troll name mew got it so thats thr33 sets of horns :33< papurr purrlastic or real?

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

Oh, you mistake me. I want them all combined into one set of troll horns. And real, because they will need to be very durable when I walk into walls.

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< okay yeah sure i can do that thats easy shit! :33< give meow like :33< 10 meowby 15 meownits?

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

I eagerly await this delivery.

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< delifury fur rose lalonde? :33< https://i.imgur.com/ICRYUZ9.png

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

Thank you, this is everything I was envisioning and more.

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< happy to help thatll be $333

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Of course, let me just get my purse... say, can I hold those for a minute?

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< cash furst then touch :33< i wasnt hatched yespurrday

@lilShitpeta[LS]

Please, your implications wound me. I have the money right here! 333 Horrorbux, as agreed.

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Keep misreading Chit as Clit. #nsfw I guess.

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Kull: +35
Total: 90
Ratio: 1.57

And how is your relationship with your mother?

Which one.

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@broSprite[BS]

#Noted.

Multiple homes, not lesbians.

@broSprite[BS]

Are you absolutely certain that your two separate mothers couldn't have been carrying on a steamy lesbian affair that caused your clitoral fixation? #nsfw.

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Total: 5

Across state lines?

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@broSprite[BS]

Is it illegal to smuggle lesbians across state lines?

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london update, it's uh, still here, and it's grey out so yeah

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houston texas update still hot as shit

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Upstate New York update: Everything is fine. Do not check.

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

#nowplaying bladee - apple https://open.spotify.com/track/5kPwrUuSj7uyxY2kCoHtmC?si=803d5694177141d6

Kult: +20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeKWycWnTxs

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this is why i fuck with you you always keep it real

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#Bwoing.

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you have some strong opinions there https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488429173268545546/image_2026-03-31_024535883.png?ex=69ccbf30&is=69cb6db0&hm=338fc9bd9e08a92fa1c00f55a48eb9e62c3a79a593cddf995fe03ae7f4b3966c&

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#GuiltyAsCharged.

Porn titles get even cringier when you're reading them about yourself. 'Blonde Adonis' Oh my god. I have a compilation of my favorite godawful ways I've been referred to but that one is up there. #nsfw

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Would you prefer the title "Supple Twink"? #nsfw

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