Miss Lalonde
@tenebrousGuardian
just a middle aged alien who still tags selfies with #gpoy if youre that curious. thoroughly entangled with @pulchritudePowerhouse. [[all character art is my own]]
i wasnt the one who shot him dead but i dream about it often. #violence
Sometimes I’m pissed at him. I always miss him. Fucked ruined my life. #vague
im not sure if this is about the same "him" that i think of when i read it but. yeah. yes.
my answer to this one is always very basic and predictable but how about everyone else? what are your favorite flowers?
and theres a different meaning for every color. for example a purple carnation could represent spontaneity and whimsy while pink could represent gratitude.
i don'T feel like a parTicularly whimsical kind of Troll...
we must mind miss frieda. her being queen of the castle and all. but you shouldnt have that problem with orchids. they just take a bit more care than other houseplants might.
i never considered myself a human who expressed a lot of gratitude until very recently. but thats the thing isnt it? im a human and youre a troll and neither one of us is a carnation. were a bit more complex than that.
id say so! but youve been doing a lot better at all those word puzzles than i have.
wordle i did actually solve but connections bested me. i have about a 20% success rate with it so far.
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also known as goats foot! used topically to relieve jellyfish stings. i also have a lot of admiration for hearty and persistent flowers. not everything beautiful has to be so delicate and temperamental. other wildflowers i love include clovers and thistles.
This is the image I intended to post. Please do not look at that other one and instead please say nice things about my new dress instead of that other thing I beg of you please.... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c827aca0e156.png
i had a very nice time on our outing. im happy to see you finally built up the confidence to share how pretty you look with everyone.
This cat's always lookin' like I owe him money when I'm just tryin' to eat my breakfast. You merely adopted bein' a freeloader, puss. I was BORN IN IT. Better get used to me bein' here.
What? No. That's ridiculous. Wait...knowing Rox, maybe that's not completely out of the question. She's a bit weird about her puss....
he does have little snow booties and a puffy winter coat for when i let him play in the snow. 😊
mister sternwood was very insistent that if i was going to be tagging along with team sleuth i had to abide by the dress code. i think i pull it off fairly well. #gpoy #columbobignaturals https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/23/teamsleuth.png
thank you. its a lot more comfortable than i thought it would be too.
"#columbobignaturals" huh? ',:^]
you didnt even have this extreme of a reaction when i was all dolled up for the gala. i feel like im learning things about you.
I'm normal. I'm normal about you. I'm absolutely not havin' a harder time keepin' that normalcy under wraps. The very notion I'm not strikes me as ridiculous.
im trying to think of any way i can feign innocence and spin that to mean anything else but im coming up empty handed. hello jade sweetheart.
hiiii auntie! dont worry its kind of funny seeing what youre like with other people and yknow im 24 my glasses may be thick but im not exactly blind here i know where rose gets it from
do i need to be worried about this distracting you too much whenever i tag along for your work?
ABSOLUTELY NOT. If anything my senses will be SHARPER THAN EVER if you're around and in that outfit and also wear that really nice perfume you wear or whatever it is that smells real nice.
i was thinking i should look into a new cologne to complete the ensemble. it just feels right i think. would you like to help me pick one out?
i didnt realize how much id been taking my big comfy bed for granted until i spent last night upright in a chair. my back was stiff all day.
Sorry about that, babe...
dont be. if youd had it your way i would have been curled up in that hospital bed with you. ... and still would have had a stiff back from it.
Yeah, let's just curl up in our big soft nice bed instead. I didn't say anything embarrassing when I was doped up by the way, right?
do you mean to me or to chittr? not that it matters which one you mean. the answer will be the same.
Now I did. Think I might need to take a shower for the next couple-a days on account of suicide bein' off the table, I'm guessing?