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lowkey me tryin 2 explain the specific flavor of genderfuckery i got goin 2 strangers also a #wizard post https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2dde8b7bf1b6.jpg
not now sweety mommys cybercursing a dude #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c114e668ed70.png
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₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎pøndering the ørb rn #wizardpøsting˚.⭒
beach episode #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e35ff758ca13.jpg
#wizard twink obliterated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d252442450d.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/mZ6wDRcf/cat-wizard.png #wizardposting
#wizard time https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/586b3a247f6c.jpg
And now you are all surrounding me. This intimidation tactic will not work. Who else is involved? Jane? Jake? Tavros? Duellist? Miss Lalonde? Burais?
todays #wizard post ;3 how do u like my new orb #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c7dc121a360.png
new day new #wizard :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/19bc0d1e504d.jpg
Sometimes I’m pissed at him. I always miss him. Fucked ruined my life. #vague
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evverybody thank you for your brief attention as you may or may not knoww i am going to be participating in the wwonderful lairs and lusii game run by the wwoegothe herself so wwithout further ado here is my vvery belovved and special character i wwill be playing as and hopefully larping as if i can get the costume together the plucky the noble the esoteric the hedge wwizard and druid magician faunlovve naturals (he/him) https://cdnimgchestcom/files/817dd60aa161jpeg #lairsandlusii #hedgemage #wwizardposting #fantasy #lovve #nature #healing #prophecy #bignaturals
2days #wizard is a special one #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1564a03ea587.jpg
God forbid ★ wom★n do ★nything.
Sleuth he w★s my second f★vorite ch★r★cter! He's su★ve! (★lso the quiche w★s lovely)
What the fuck did I do something to offend you or something? Did you not like the quiche???
★lso he oddly reminds me of Sleuth. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/22f42db4cd24.png
a very special #wizard 4 #wizardwednesday #nsfw ig https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ce04402c0b78.jpg
Caw.
Feelin broodin but too lazy to be sinister.
I got very lucky with connections today, wordle I swear I guessed every other possible combination of letters except the correct last one.
bAyHoPs. UsEd tO Be aBoUt tHe oNlY ThInG WiLlInG To gRoW BaCk oN ThE BeAcH I CaMe uP On. EvErYtHiNg eLsE GoT BeAtEn dOwN By tHe sAlT, tHe wInD, aNd tHe sTuBbOrNnEsS Of tHe cOaSt. BuT NoT ThEm. ThEm lItTlE MoThErFuCkErS HeLd oN. pReTtIeSt dAmN GiFtS Of tHe gReEn yOu'd eVeR LaId eYeS On, ToO. :o) aNyTiMe i gOt aLl fUcKeD Up aNd tUmMy-tRoUbLeD, i'd wAnDeR OuT AnD SnAcK On a fEw. OlD ReMeDy. mIrAcUlOuS LiL' tHaNgS. hOnK.
I'm also fond of orchids and lilies in general! I'm not much of a bouquet man, just one flower I can care for will be fine. However I cannot keep them in the house because my favourites are quite dangerous for cats!
never ThoughT abouT iT. carnaTions are inTeresTing.
I'm not sure if I've told you this before, I may have. Spider Lilies and Lotus Blossoms are my favorite.
celebratory pride month #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ce1cbf79477a.jpg
ZORRY I BEEN QUIET ON THIZ ZHIXZT NEW FLARP ZEAZON DROPPED N DUMBAZZ ADVENTURERZ KEEP THINKIN MY TOWER'Z GONNA BE ZTACKED WIT FAT LOOT LIKE THEY RIGHT BUT THAT ZHIT MINE BEGONE IF YOU DON'T WANNA BECOME AN URBAN LEGEND!!!⁙⁂ #WIZARDPOZTING
W☤zard post☤ng has made a ret⛎︎rn. #w☤zardpost☤ng
ig this can b considered a #wizard post #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37f263056d78.jpg
Uhhhh sure! Why do dogs like to run around in circles? 'Cause it's a lot harder to run in squares!
Given how weighty things have gotten recently, I have made the executive decision to be funnier. You can thank me later.
takin this opportunity 2 post 2days #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8f2b1cac7562.jpg
Pretty sure there's already an evil me 'round this website but I got a job and a girlfriend so I ain't got time for all that.
daily #wizard is back https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/508f8fafba3a.jpg
I gotta remember to make one-a those question forums thingies when I get the care too. The people gotta be dyin' to ask me about all the important issues. Like the current economic situation, or how to bake a perfect quiche, and even the status of my sex life.
I should learn how to play guitar. Just enough to, y'know, surprise folks when I bust out a hard-boiled melancholic rendition of Man of Constant Sorrow or somethin' when the chance arrives serendipitous. I promise to not be that guy that goes to parties and plays the guitar too loud in the corner to an audience-a no people.
Ha ha. Well one of my dates didn't really go as planned but. But that's okay. I'm still grateful for the experience. She's was sweet as she is vicious, in my opinion. Even if it's completely one-sided now, I'll still be rooting for her.
Depends. Think I look best in white. Jade green was a favorite before some certain green jackass gang fucked that color up for everyone. Think I'm going to go with 'hot pink' right now, considerin' who I associate it with. Always think of 'em when I see it.
The beach ain't all that bad by the way. Think I'll prefer to do my hangin' out in bars and the like though. Shorts just ain't my style.
Fuck me. I really did think shit like this back then didn't I? What a goddamn bozo I was. Shit, no wonder she threw me out to the curb. Surprised any gal could stand a jackass-a that magnitude.
Goin' for a walk.
Ha ha! You've been defeated, Wordle! Wordle 1,802 3/6 🟨🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Conquered Connections as well! This was a tricky one. Connections Puzzle #1080 🟩🟩🟦🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
daily #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/437e98e9a0c3.jpg
No offense but there's like 10 Roxy's off the top of my head. (Only one for me but y'know that's obvious.)
if i didnt repsect other mes game so mich, id fight ur ass
I'd never fight a Rox. Willingly. Or successfully for that matter. As a matter of principle and also as a matter-a because I know mine can put me out to pasture without a second thought and would come to the other Rox's defense.
This is the image I intended to post. Please do not look at that other one and instead please say nice things about my new dress instead of that other thing I beg of you please.... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c827aca0e156.png
I have perceiv’d that to be with those I like is enough, To stop in company with the rest at evening is enough, To be surrounded by beautiful, curious, breathing, laughing flesh is enough, To pass among them or touch any one, or rest my arm ever so lightly round his or her neck for a moment, what is this then? I do not ask any more delight, I swim in it as in a sea. There is something in staying close to men and women and looking on them, and in the contact and odor of them, that pleases the soul well, All things please the soul, but these please the soul well. --I sing the body electric, Walt Whitman #poetry
bonus #wizard post!!!!!!!! 🪄🪄🪄🪄 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bab92c8bd961.jpg
// {:o] // i like tHis puss. may He g n many adventures. HeeeHeHHH. H nk.
This cat's always lookin' like I owe him money when I'm just tryin' to eat my breakfast. You merely adopted bein' a freeloader, puss. I was BORN IN IT. Better get used to me bein' here.
early mornin #wizard post https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1e404ebd3665.jpg
Ha! I think being high made this easier Connections Puzzle #1077 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 #substances
Yeeees ma'am. Understood ma'am. Literally anything you wish is my command, ma'am.
well yes i guess thats one thing she also gets from you you both think youre very funny! and unfortunately i do too which makes it worse because im enabling it all the time!
ABSOLUTELY NOT. If anything my senses will be SHARPER THAN EVER if you're around and in that outfit and also wear that really nice perfume you wear or whatever it is that smells real nice.
hiiii auntie! dont worry its kind of funny seeing what youre like with other people and yknow im 24 my glasses may be thick but im not exactly blind here i know where rose gets it from
I'm normal. I'm normal about you. I'm absolutely not havin' a harder time keepin' that normalcy under wraps. The very notion I'm not strikes me as ridiculous.
Sitting here with my head in my hands as for once my words fail me. Woman too pretty. Too deeply in love. Words thought think feel hard can't speak type no good.
wOW, vERY SPIFFY MA'AM!
wow so pretyy ;) and very pink :)
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todays #wizard post https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6fd532abdadc.jpg
Yeah, let's just curl up in our big soft nice bed instead. I didn't say anything embarrassing when I was doped up by the way, right?
Sorry about that, babe...
shit i totes 4got abt todays #wizard post im soirry #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/25a8790398e2.jpg
Uhhh assumin' I'm thinkin' of the same office block, you're gonna wanna head about 3 blocks north until you hit the square, then make a right and head east until you see it. If you pass the Tailor's (the bar not the shop with the suits in the window) you've gone too far.
@tenebrousGuardian I won't interrupt your clearly wrought evening, but once you've confirmed your man to be safe and stable... let's talk.
Oh yeah what he said. Maybe they got more than a couple humans on staff over there?
He got there very quickly, and should be in good hands. If you need anything, don't hesitate to ask.
Midnight City General Hospital. He should be good for visitors now.
fuuuuuck i gotttta beeeee there but im in the hooooooooospital cuz i got shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
@tenebrousGuardian I dunno how you'd be gettin' to Midnight City but if you need a lift anywhere my jitney's all yours.
daily #wizard #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/54b963ae51db.jpg
[ I have finished my new body and visage, had some intense invasion of privacy, but here is the finished form. ]
i woke up w an urge 2 watch crappy horror movies, n todays #wizard post shall reflect that https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33376480ae8a.jpg
concept: making rules with each other and watching them slowly break down the more you fall flush “as long as it only happens once” “just prong stuff doesnt count” “just no penetration” “as long as we still have clothes on” “just this one more time okay?” “just dont finish inside and its still okay” “as long as we dont kiss it doesnt count” “as long as the lights are off so we cant see each other its fine” “as long as you dont think about me afterwards” (tags: Reader/Anonymous, flushcoded, redrom, flushcrush, yearning, could be interesting with moirails, two human men, #jakedirk, copingplay, #rankworks, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
It's enrichment for them, Lalonde. They liked to be tugged around on a leash by beautiful women.
Thank goodness this is a lie.
Have you finally leashed that man of yours?
Don't draw myself that much but. Felt like it.
Somethin. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69b5a2f2074e.png
Thinking about that fuckass elephant again. Pisses me off.
technically a #wizard post https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2132ce1a6aaf.jpg
You know just what to say to fly me to the moon, beautiful. In other words; hold my hand, darling.
We don't need an excuse to dance, doll. I'm your huckleberry. Any time, any place.
We reveal ourselves the most by our actions, not our words. Make sure what you are saying aligns with what you are doing, or else your mind and soul will be greatly imbalanced.
it felt appropriate 2 post this #wizard 2day https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9bde8d14c9b1.jpg
Back in my day "Yaoi" was when two anime boys beat the shit out of eachother and it made you feel weird inside.
a viking fUneral down the river, so i'm told!
that waterfall is always my favoUrite part of visiting the maryam-lalondes. such a darling hoUse yoU have!
Sometimes I put on headphones and play Limp Bizkit at full volume while it hurts my ears and I can't focus on anything. Probably the same thing.
Muppets Christmas Carol fucks.
I do not fuck around when it comes to cheeses for my fucking meeses okay.
if sm0king is so bad why d0es it cure salmon? #substance
I'd go to the little mask party but I wouldn't dare deprive folks of my handsome countenance. It'd be a crime keepin' this behind some kinda veil, y'see?
there are two kinds of scientific progress: the methodical experimentation and categorization which gradually extend the boundaries of knowledge and the biiiig revolutionary leap of genius which redefines and transcends those boundaries while i acknowledge our debt to the former and the importance of putting your nose to the grindstone... i really really really hope ill be doing the latter soon
I should learn how to use a sword.
RPF stands for Rock, Paper, Fscissors.
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aw shit i almost forgot abt 2days #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2c561c64274.jpg
Y'know that's fair. I haven't really gotten to experience this Earth that you called home very much. It can't be that bad-a place if it's where you're at.
Rox has a habit-a holding me to her chest in bed and if we fall asleep like this she don't let go it's like she's clingin' for dear life 'Prolly gonna suffocate in my sleep like that one day but until then hearin' her heartbeat and breathe all soft in her sleep is my personal sleep aide.
callin in sick 2day #wizardposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f91fddbce74a.jpg
☤ have yet to see Zazzerpan s☤nce the clos☤ng ceremony of #W☤zardWeekTwo. ☤ hope he has not fo⛎︎nd h☤mself lost ☤n the labyr☤nth aga☤n.
It is natural, to believe in something so much you would die for it. To believe in something so much you would *live* for it — sometimes, that is the hardest part.
"Keep my wife's name outta your mouth. Me 🤝 Calliope
At a crossroads were I want to yearnpost like Larsko but if I do that her kids are absolutely going to see it and I think I'll finally hit my limit on what amount of shame I can feel if they see that shit. It was a lot easier to embarrass myself when I was a bachelor I dunno how they do it.
oh i totlly get that honestly ive been so buried in lab stuff these past few days i didnt even realize its been that long since the gala lmao (which probably says somethin about my current work/life balance but w/e) idk, even if it can get a lil exhaustin sometimes, workin on stuff that might actually improve ppls lives feels pretty rewarding in itself so i cant complain TOO much yk but enough abt me lol howv u been, maam? :3
gogsh ur so rite.... the law of inertia aint got shit on this guy judgin by how unbothered he is if u told me this wozard was an archmage, highest among his peers, id totes buy it, cuz he definitely looks the part
I entirely missed the satchel gem! Yyour perceptive skills trump mine..
you are quite welcome! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
HOYLY SHITTT hes usin his own majyyk missile as a hoverboard!!!!!! im defo gettin this framed n hang it on my wall
for some reason this is the track I picture while he's riding the beam. https://open.spotify.com/track/5uFkLykDNRQ5Mi3ZETxsN9?si=a50340adeb304667
FUCKING SICK ASS WIZARD HOLY SHIT I AM GOING TO DO THIS IMMEDIATELY
Really Cool Wizard...... Thank you for sharing
I think any gentleman worth his salt would do anything for a dame in need, even if there weren't any rewards to reap. So you shouldn't worry 'bout any-a that.
Not usually a fan of happy endings but I hope this eventually has one.
Might be one of those stories where the ending comes to you through serendipity rather than rackin' your brain to figure out how to end it.
I llook forward, to reading it :)
Breakfast today for Miss Frieda: A delightful seafood medley pate. For me: Irish coffee and a maple doughnut the newspaper clerk made me take.
#wizardposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33769a93790b.jpg
so the impression im getting is that this cronus character is like the chaz of chittr they same something and you just want to strangle them
thats really sweet of you uncle phil! and also a sufficient enough warning to not read whatever that post says!
Shooting one's self in this scenario is not acceptable. As he said, it would only leave your loved one with more dead loved ones. Just because you can't face the consequences and would thus prefer to take yourself out instead, does not make you the hero in this situation. It makes you the coward.
i know, darling. i know. dms are always open if yoU want to talk. i've stUdied the great game inside and oUt, i like to think i have plenty insight to dole oUt. UuU
What the milfy skeleton said. The meteors from our session would have fallen anyway. Instead of an engineer though I think you were more like Jor-El sending little Kal off to hopefully make a life for himself somewhere.
the secret, love, is that the lever had already been pUlled by the time yoU landed on earth. yoU were not the platform operator, bUt the engineer - if yoU had sabotaged the train, it woUld only have derailed and killed all involved parties. i am sorry, love, bUt paradox space can be crUel. yoUr complicity was beyond yoUr control.
To do ★s they wish. It's their life.
I have to point out on my last post that, considering inaction is what causes the other person to die, shooting yourself isn't really doin' anything but causing said person you love to now have two dead people on their hands.... It's very eerie how quick the lot of ya are to jump to that, though. Makes me worried 'bout the lot of ya. #self-harm #suicide
You’re listening to… Special Sinatra Selebration request from @confusedDemolitionist ! Here's, "It Was A Very Good Year" comin' right at ya. …Midnight City Jazz!
iT rEaChEs A mOtHeRfUcKiNg PoInT wHeRe ThE pErSpEcTiVe CoNtRaRy To ThE lAdY wItH tHe LeVeR sCaRcElY mAtTeRs AnYmOrE. nOt BeCaUsE sHe StAnDs JuStIfIeD iN aPpOiNtInG hErSeLf A hArBiNgEr Of ObLiViOn, Of CoUrSe. BuT oBlIvIoN iS tHe VeRdIcT sHe HaS cHoSeN, aNd A dEcIsIoN tHaT fUcKeD eArNs A tErRiBlE kInD oF mOtHeR fUcKiNg GrAvItY aLl ItS oWn. WhAt UnSpEaKaBlE rUpTuRe Of ThE sPiRiT mUsT hAvE hOlLoWeD hEr ShIt OuT sO cOmPlEtElY tHaT tHe SlAuGhTeR oF bIlLiOnS bEgAn To SeEm LiKe A fAiR tItHe PaId FoR tHe PrEsErVaTiOn Of A pReCiOuS fUcKiN' fEw? :o(
I don't suppose this ring was meant for running errands, but it's handy, dash it! I never have to worry about getting locked out of my apartment or office again. Better to use it for the mundane or helpful than anything else.
♯everyone wants to be a ♯wizard but only for ♯wednesdays? ♯lock-in
... Whats the group or project?
I m3an 2ound2 3vil to m3
その住民たちが本当に破滅に値するかどうかによる。
i think that kinda depends on their reasoning like sometimes you gotta tear the bad shit down to make room for something better but that's kinda a grey zone
♡♡|HAVE YOU LOVED TODAY!? GET SOME LOVE IN NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN!|♡♡
#ProTip: If you wish to increase the chances of your success at defeating your mark, consider attacking them from behind or unawares. Statistics show that this increases success rate both in individuall encounters and group encounters by 800%. Honor means nothing to the corpse in a ditch. #Viollence #TacticsWithDuellist
Good evening, my friends! An early start for me today. I hope to share some beautiful sights with you soon. For now, another poem — this one always reminds me of a young man I once knew. A haiku composed in grief by the great Chiojo: “Dragonfly catcher, How far have you gone today In your wandering?”
♦ Saw this, so here's what everything means. ♦ Note: I will always ♦ react to you. ♥♦ - I don't hate what you posted. ♦ - I never use this by itself. ♠♦ - I dislike/disagree with the post. ♣♦ - Neutral, I felt neutral with the post, but I also felt it wasn't quite right. ♥♦♠♣ - I probably hated it, but I'm thinking about it too much.
and abandon my bestie? girl, c'mon, have some faith in me. ;P
so i got disconnected from chittr due to a sawbuck incident four a little while. i'm alive, though! anybody miss me? c:
being attracted to men is crazy bc sometimes theyll just look at u a certain way n suddenly ur fantasizin abt his thighs around ur head #suggestive #vagueposting
good for him honestl7
hes jus wearin the right camo 4 the job
Simply adorable!
Diamonds Droog.
it backfired & now im gay too #wizardposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/189080d6b4eb.jpg
mornin #wizardposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3dfcf9ccd14a.jpg
i never really had a mother but @tenebrousGuardian raised me like her own when our copies of sburb ended up not working it was only for like five or six years but they were some of the best years of my life i think auntie rox was kind of an inspiration to me and really helped me find out what i should do with my life after realizing i kind of spent so long preparing to play a game that never even ended up working so even if its not by blood i still consider her family! thank you roxanne! and happy mothers day!
I have a planned outing this evening to go shopping with Miss Lalonde after she pointed out I didn't wear a dress to the gala. I couldn't really imagine what would look good on a plain girl like me, but if anyone has any suggestions I'm open to them!
Taking out the mother out for mothers day dinner tonight. Not my mother, never had one-a those, mind. I mean the one I'm dating.
MY OTHER RUNNIN PLAN IS JUST SAYIN THE MUNICIPALITY HATES LIZZIES IF I LOSE
IF YER IN THE CITY YOU SHOULD VOTE ME MAYOR WHY? WHY NOT. I AINT DOIN SHIT TO TAXES
repostin my chud sons #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e5a8d600fbef.png
[ >#CURRENTLYDOINGTHIS #PONDERINGMYORB #WIZARDLIFE #WIZARD #EVILWIZARD_ ]
https://64.media.tumblr.com/18de0f480529cc4332a64a86d98c97ae/682f7bd63da07428-52/s1280x1920/2c7bcf5135106d93d80790c91e56c1fd299e8274.jpg What I wish I was doing right now Siiiiiiigggghhhh
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Always happy to help.
I think you’d look fetching in his coat.
Roxanne still hasn't given me back my hat from fight night. I'm gonna need to start buying these things in bulk and fear for what other clothes she's going to steal from me.
your mysterious interuniversal boyfriend is rubbing off on you i think but i guess you always were kind of mysterious so i guess with that in mind he must be a perfect match! ill wait eagerly like a good girl for now just promise you wont forget! this is like exactly the kind of guy that would make my entire physics career!
of course! its almost criminal how little we visit when we arent even that far away! and dont worry auntie rose takes care of me just as much as i take care of her sometimes i feel like id lose my own head if she wasnt there to make sure it was on straight :p but still thats great! especially if meeting someone specific means what i think it means! because if it does you bet i have to see who snagged my aunt! i bet theyre some kind of movie star or race car driver or something cool like that
im doing great! im just one year out from my PhD! there is something i wanted to talk about when that happens we can save that for later for now i should mention rose is fine! i think shes starting on her next book already she seemed grumpy about something the other day but id be bad at my job if i couldnt un-grump her at this point but enough about me! what about you???
@tenebrousGuardian oh my goood auntie i didnt know you were on this website too hiiii!!! :D
aw shit i almost forgot abt 2days #wizardposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ea75652924be.jpg
Mark your clocks everyone. Tomorrow I'll be postin' a screenshot of this reply saying: "I LOVE ROXANNE LALONDE."
But the funny people in my phone need to know how much I'm madly in love with you.
Concussion settled. Which means I can finally sleep on the missus' lap and rest my aching bones. Life hard, women soft....
[ >NAY, FAIREST MADAM! THE WIZARD (THAT IS I, AKRAVI CASTENAME, LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD) APPRECIATES THIS STUPENDOUSLY BADASS ARTISTRY AND WISHES TO SPREAD ITS JOYS TO THE REALM OF CHITTR DOT ING! :::}_ ]
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((fun fact, the artis of this piece, david mattingly, also was the artist for the animorphs covers
[ >THE WIZARD REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKETH THIS IMAGE. SO FUCKING BADASS. HTTPS://I.REDD.IT/HUS59U524XAD1.JPEG #WIZARD #WIZARDLIFE #WIZARDPOST #WIZARDPOSTING #EVILWIZARD #MEALBLOCKWIZARD #SUBSTANCE WHOOPSIES_ ]
[ >HTTPS://I.REDD.IT/DYQ4E2R9QYIB1.JPG #WIZARD #SPELLS #EVILWIZARD #CASTING #WIZARDPOSTING #WIZARDLIFE #DARKWIZARD_ ]
I ain't goin' to the afterparty this time I'm sorry I'm headin' straight home Larkso beat my ass someone tell Karama hey for me.
I need Roxanne boob to live
Are you still concussed by any chance...?
Fuckin' yeah right it's a nice cock eat that COCK WIZARD show you who has an 8 pulchritude dick. #nsfw
I tried shouldering this burden alone but I guess it'd be obvious to anyone with two braincells, wouldn't it?
Knew it. #DoesHeWantMe
Alright a man's word is a man's word. I didn't technically win against @aspiringPessimist so here you go. Fair's fair after seeing all of yours. Don't question the kinematics of how and why this image exists. #nsfw #nsfc ? https://i.postimg.cc/pTb4bB1j/Alright-Sure-Fine.png
((art by yours truly
[ >BEHOLDETH, FEAST THINE GANDERBULBS UPON THE WIZARDS UPDATED VISAGE, LOLE XXX} HTTPS://F2.TOYHOU.SE/FILE/F2-TOYHOU-SE/IMAGES/119537333_VEU327G4ADEOZDT.PNG_ ]
[ >AS A SMART, LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD, I ONLY BLOWETH UP MINE OWN STUFF_ ]
(( #ooc #pinned Your name is AKRAVI TYPHLO, and you are a SMART, LAW-ABIDING EVIL WIZARD. You are a GOLDBLOODED TROLL taking up hive in the ARID DESERTS of ALTERNIA, making your home in a long-abandoned ruin carved into the sandstone cliffside, expanded upon by yourself and your LUSUS to include a KICK-ASS TOWER fitting of ANY WIZARD WORTH THEIR SALTS. It is located not too far from the settlement of SANDSTRIDE, home to similarly like-minded, magically inclined trolls. As with most goldbloods, you have a PENCHANT FOR COMPUTER SHIT, though you are most definitely NOT THE BEST AT IT. Your IMPULSIVE HABITS tend to GET THE BEST OF YOU, resulting in HASTILY-MADE SPAGHETTI CODE and ERRORS UPON ERRORS SPAWNED FROM ONE CURLY BOY }. Your real passion, however, lies within POTION CRAFTING. Brews most sinister and non-sinister, which you sell to get some extra WALKING AROUND CAEGAR. You are a self-proclaimed ALCHEMIST and WIZARD. It's not your fault that magic and brews are fucking AWESOME. As such, you are a follower of the infinitely wise teachings of TROLL MERLIN, as well as a MEMBER of the SANDSTRIDE WIZARDRY UNION, which is overseen by the SANDSTRIDE MAGISTERS COUNCIL. You have a VARIETY OF OTHER INTERESTS, perhaps way too many, finding yourself jumping between hobbies like it's GOING OUT OF STYLE, to the point where you frequently FORGET ABOUT YOUR PAST HOBBIES. Some of those include MIXOLOGY, ACID JAZZ PIANO, POETRY, and a PLETHORA OF OTHER THINGS. Your trolltag is arenaceousAlchemy and you [ >SPEAKETH IN A, LIKE, COMMANDING AND PROMPTING TONE, LOLE_ ] What will you do? ======> AKRAVI: START POSTING ON CHITTR DOT ING. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/119484708_jP7VyOhPEIxZP1q.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/119823992_cShZHL2vfC0AO7E.png
[ >QUITETH THINE JOB AND TAKE UP POTIONS CRAFTING AND SPELLS CASTING #LIFEADVICE #WIZARDLIFE #ALCHEMY #POTIONSPOSTING #WIZARDPOSTING #SPELLSPOSTING #ALCHEMISTLIFE_ ]
Really weird lookin' at some of these accounts on here and thinkin' to myself "I'm dating that persons mom." #vagueposting
[ >SPELL OF STINGING..._ ]
c< i tHiNK.... iM gONNa try aNd get sOMe sleep, iM NOt certaiN if i caN, but, ill try >c
Well. Can't say I expected to Search and Rescue on my first day of being hired but this wasn't exactly one I could sit out. In other news: It's just so goddamn fun unloading bullets into purplebloods. The stupid bastards just stand there and take it.
[ >INSPIRED BY @TIPSYGNOSTALGIC#2248 'S TIERED LIST, I PUT FORTH MY OWN RANKING OF THE POTIONS MOST MONSTROUS! #TIERLIST #TIERMAKER #POTIONPOSTING #WIZARDPOSTING #WIZARDLIFE #ALCHEMIST HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/05/06/MY-IMAGE.PNG_ ]
You are so damn lucky I'm madly in love with you.
snrrk..! >◡<
hehehehe that's adorable!
wow, you taught him "speak" already?
aw. what a good mutt.
So much respect for @tenebrousGuardian right now
DON'T RECHITT THAT IT'S EMBARRASSING.
AAAAAAAAAAA
...yeah. Your loyal guard dog who'll make sure nothin' bad ever happens to ya and who's unconditionally loyal....
Okay admittedly I did look up at you like that last night but you know that USUALLY I'm taller than you, right?
Please Miss Lalonde, I'd like to see you make the attempt. This *wolf* is not so easily coerced into doin' anything you want, even if he is loyal.
:33< what about kittys?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! II'm blushing!!!
@tenebrousGuardian No notes. No amount of words in the English lexicon can do justice the kind of woman I like.
....Yes ma'am.....
Shh, doggy
You literally murder people.
Highly recommend it.
Did you at least get a collar and leash for whoever this is?
[ >THE FUCKING WIZARD THINKETH IT HAUVETH COVID #VAGUE #SUGGESTIVE_ ]
[ >THROWETH A POTION AT A PASSERBY TODAY! #WIZARDPOSTING #ALCHEMISTPOSTING #GOODDEED #POTIONPOSTING #GOODSAMARITAN #GOODACTION #GOODKARMA_ ]
[ >#WIZARDPOSTING #GIF #FLASHING? HTTPS://MEDIA.TENOR.COM/YPY2IIEQBZQAAAAJ/EVIL-FUCKING.GIF_ ]
I don't care what consequence it brings I have been a fool for lesser things I want you so bad I think you ought to know that I intend to hold you for the longest time #lyricposting #vagueposting https://youtu.be/JUl4kxTfzKE?si=oQcRoJ92VnE97LWL
I think I'm going to take a nap for the next year if that's okay.
the galas drained out w/e remained of my social battery so now its tiem 2 mimir https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b04a989819f.jpg
c< lOOKiN gOOd yOu twO! >c
Sorry there was a camera? If they had the flash on I wasn't paying attention. I was already lookin' at the brightest thing in the room.
wait a min i nevr thot a bun would work 4 me ✍️✍️✍️
ooooo i absotutely lov the tie!
oh i love all of this but the clutch is so cute!!!
D --> Gala outfit #zahhakvisage #midnightcitygala ((Art by @kingGreed !)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a074b38907ef.png
Now I'm not sayin' I'm the luckiest guy who ever lived or nothing- But I think I'm pretty damn close havin' the most beautiful woman in Midnight City as my date.
omghsdgosh..... lookin great maam 😳
❥ Oოg gill u look gorgεous!! ｡˚○
V3RY N1C3 OUTF1T!!
I think it was a good call too. This way everyone knows who I belong to.
Headin' off to the gala early to help with the prep. If you see this handsome mug in the crowd, you'll know it's your friendly neighborhood sleuth. See ya at the show, kids! #midnightcitygala https://i.postimg.cc/FFnX0sMZ/Nothing-Suits-Me-Like-ASuit.png (art made by @tenebrousGuardian)
Hhh. Imnotposting a picture ofmyself in it. butithinkifound adress #midnightcitygala
Mighta already posted this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/03b039e890e1.png
Drawin weird birds. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7fe1d429881b.png
◌ https://i.postimg.cc/J7PvGy1J/Untitled280-20260504002236.png My attire for tomorrow's gala. (((Ooc: Art by me 👌))) ⧂
nice
>>| .at least .a nice number. but yes, .it may go low to 50 point. yet those .other 50, .are very silent.
@inspectingPickles Stretch asked nicely enough! Be seeing you crazy kids tomorrow! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ea0630d7ab57.png
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! aurafarming wednesday on a saturday (are the TDII casters seeing this? i have charisma, i'm telling you, *charisma*!) httpsᴹ://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eec3515a877a.jpg
Diamonds Droog.
BIG GUYS WHO TYPE BIG FOR BIG REASONS!
((OOC introduction: It's Ralsei Deltarune but centred around a Sburb/Sgrub session. He's a carapacian and nominally a (hidden) Prince of Derse, though his ability to shift appearances at a moment's notice muddles things. He's polite and amicable and a bit naive, but a competent healer that knows more than he lets on. He's also a designated Tutorial Character with a fair bit of meta-knowledge, including that he's not entirely 'real', complete with the lacking self-image that comes with all that. Any sorts of interactions are encouraged! Be nice, be mean, be weird. Expect a focus on Derse/Prospit goings on, Video-game-isms, Tutorial prompts, and attempts at self-discovery. Perhaps dealings with the midnight crew or felt, as a treat. [ https://file.garden/ad5G09foF0kAW8K_/ralsei.png ] ))
“A classic is a successful book that has survived the reaction of the next period or generation. Then it’s safe, like a style in architecture or furniture. It’s acquired a picturesque dignity to take the place of its fashion….” *Excerpt from The Beautiful and Damned by F. Scott Fitzgerald
“I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of any thing than of a book! — When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.” *Excerpt from Pride and Prejudice by Jaynne Austen
I do my best to maintain her rigorous standards. She definitely lives better than I do! I think that should be the goal though.
That is the queen herself! She takes a great picture, doesn’t she?
I was thinking of this exact look when thinking of wizard Santa.
I love his emerald green robes that he was originally depicted with. A floppy brim to his usual hat would give him a nice Gandalf look.
.very true ,mehA . .eurt yreV
In some legends he is said to be quite fey/fae aligned, so that would add to his wizardliness.
>> You are ડo comp1ete1y r¡ght ¡ don't th¡nk anyone cou1d come up w¡th a rea1 argument otherw¡ડe. A1though, ¡t'ડ poડડ¡b1e ડomeone haડ d¡ડcuડડed ¡t before, ¡'ve never ડeen ¡t.
Well... he lacks a tower, but he does have odd strange little assistance, has a long white beard, unusually jolly that could be construed as eccentric... He certainly fits enough of the boxes to count. .hu ,hO .tnuoc ot sexob eht fo hguone stif ylniatrec eH ...cirtnecce sa deurtsnoc eb dluoc taht ylloj yllausunu ,draeb etihw gnol a sah ,ecnatsissa elttil egnarts ddo evah seod eh tub ,rewot a skcal eh ...lleW
>> ¡ don't th¡nk ¡'ve ever heard anyone make th¡ડ po¡nt before But a1ડo ¡ don't th¡nk ¡ cou1d d¡ડagree w¡th you even ¡f ¡ wanted to
Most assuredly, he is.
I would like to remind everyone that signed up that in observation of Cinco de Mayo that the Midnight City Charity Ball has been moved forward to May 4th! No we will not be moving the date again in accordance to the "Stars Wars" holiday, as I've checked and those are movies and an actual thing that happened! So don't try to pull the wool over my eyes, buster! As always you can RSVP here, but walk-ins are accepted as long as you make a small donation and wear appropriately formal attire! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdBbHheiQ3VBjFO9qEEkgK9CQdN6aQf2rqqC0yPVBUDPaTzIA/viewform?usp=dialog
Overlap with the human holiday of Cinco de Mayo on May 5th may require us to pull the Midnight City Charity Ball to the 4th of May instead. This is in respect for our human residents and visitors who may want to get their, and I quote; "Cinco de Drinko On" which may conflict with the intentions of the ball.
Well technically speaking I'm a 'sponsor.' But lacking the financial backing of, say, the goddamn President or Empress, my office is doing promotion and security consultation instead. The MCPD will be picking up a bulk of the work though. They can survive, say, us having at least one dance to remember the night by.
I've been told the levels of formality are 'black tie event' since it's open to the public. Hopefully if ya come this gala will be a bit more entertainin' than the last, ey?
@LIGHTOFDEMOCRACY CAN I COME IF I PROMISE TA BE POLITE AND LOOK NICE
Hey kids. Y'remember when the Felt had their little tea party? And y'know how I said I was going to throw my own party? Where the Felt wasn't invited? And it was gonna have blackjack and whores? Well the powers that be agreed to those first two things-I'll keep ya posted.
yes evvery science wwizard carries wwith them a little box for wwhich they can be shrunk dowwn and imprisoned in this is common knowwledge held by academics across the multivverse
Lik£, m£ and my lik£, lusus in th£ offic£ lik£, OMG!!!<3 https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration126_3.png
they're saying I'm earth's biggest yearner.
https://open.spotify.com/track/1iVzPasnnjT6kc7jYJqd7F?si=YBuIweN3TL2BskmFDUIgRQ #musicposting #wizardposting
wvhat if this time its lovwe for real
with sickass magic c0mes shitass inconveniences...
tw0 or three because either 0ne can have the magic blast hitting whatever your least fav0rite app is.
it has a really nice color scheme that isn't too hard on the eyes too, i like the flatter color for kinda the same reasons.
i vote 1!
who doesn't want to fire magi( blasts while riding a dragon? losers, that's who, with no magi( in their hearts
i vote 3
i could definitely take an early lunch and swing by! ill even bring some of the good treats i keep at work for him.
maybe a hoofbeast? i hear the two are known to get along and make odd friendships with one another!
if the nest is empty can you not fill it somehow?
n0w that's smarts.
hhh45 what.
hhhwow. idontknow howmany.
d0es the cat get two pick 0ut a b0oze t0o?
The fella just wanted my breakfast I dunno what you mean. Wouldn't leave me alone so I just gave 'em some sausage when you weren't looking is all.
The cat can't literally talk. Right?
oh! im really sorry to catch you off guard!!! haha im a bit of a night owl these days so i tend to lurk at these times. but of course i would keep it! you gave me a lot of strength to keep going even when things were tough and ill always keep that in my heart :). and that sounds really sweet, id love to go over them with you sometime! hopefully when we arent so busy or sad posting on chittr so we can try and tip the scales back where they belong :)
aw im really sorry to hear about that, but im really glad you kept the wizard interest. it was definitely one of the things that really made me think about how cool and unique you are when i was a kid! i still have that snowglobe you gave me with the wizard in it, even, haha.
new icon!
>> No worr¡eડ !! ¡ d¡dn't rea1¡ze you were dr¡ft¡ng to another ડubject. That'ડ 100% okay 🫂 ¡f you ever need to ta1k ¡'11 be here to 1¡ડten
>> Ramb1e away, ¡f that wou1d be a comfort. ¡ ડupport you
>> do you th¡nk nowadayડ you m¡ght 1¡ke to try grow¡ng ¡t out aga¡n?
>> Not everyth¡ng we do ¡n 1¡fe needડ be pract¡ca1 or eff¡c¡ent. ડomet¡meડ we need to do ted¡ouડ th¡ngડ for the ડake of enr¡ch¡ng ourડe1veડ and our u1t¡mate fu1f¡11ment.
>> ¡ th¡nk,,, ¡t'ડ worth g¡v¡ng ¡t a ડhot, and worડt to worડt you hate ¡t and then you cut your ha¡r ડhort aga¡n ? But ¡f you never try, you'11 never know, and you cou1d be m¡ડડ¡ng a p¡ece of yourડe1f ¡n a way
c< ill be tHere, uH, after iM dONe partyiNg >c
ill b there in spirit (not dyin jus headin 2 bed)
Me too. I wish I could tell ya his name but I could not spell it if I tried. I'm gonna anyway. It's like "GRRAWOWORRR."
Kidnapping Case Update: The bear and I are now working together to find the missing kid. Actually an alright guy once I got to know them. They found tracks leading to a nearby oasis so fingers crossed. Or. Claws. In their case.
Busy in Midnight City and got other things going on besides. Might not be around much today chittr, so behave yourselves.
Packing it in for the rest of the night. Thanks to everyone who lent a hand or their moral support.
Oh, like. He might still be weirded out by it, but it IS a good date idea.
No, that sounds like a delightful date, honestly. A little unorthodox, but like... not terrible at all?
Ha ha. Well I really can't say no to something like that, can I? I'll keep in touch Rox. You're somethin' special. Would hate to let ya slip through my fingers.
Y'know, that's basically like givin' me a pair of spare housekeys. I leave that good of an impression?
Yeah I guess I am at the 'scruff' age. I think I've earned it. Gumshoe-style Sleuth.
I like it sweet but with a bitter aftertaste myself. Keeps me coming back for more. As for tea, well, I've hung around Pete enough to say I don't mine a decent cuppa. But for some reason I'm suddenly very interested in tea and thus should make it a priority to visit again...
Damn she really does like wizards don't she. Maybe I should grow a beard or somethin'.
Ah crap. I forgot to leave milk and cookies out for Snoop Dogg last night before I left.... Here's hoping he just raided the mini-fridge. I really don't know what I'd do with myself if I made Snoop Dogg upset....
Hot damn it's raining cats and dogs outside. We get a bit of rain in Midnight City, but it really ain't nothing compared to New York. Guess I'm stuck indoors for a bit. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91ac4c688385.png
Slept like a log. I don't usually get to sleep on. Well. Mattresses. Let alone big ones.
Makes sense. Girl like you is sweet enough as is. Comin' right up, doll.
I'm makin' coffee does anyone want any coffee? How do ya take it?
Ah well. Not quite what I meant, but I can't say that thought didn't cross my mind either. When it comes to some women they're like wine, ya gotta enjoy them at a pace so you can really appreciate their complexities. 'Cause they only get better with age.
Sure thing. And hey, I may speak softly right now, but you know boys. They love havin' excuses to swing around their big sticks. Either way, any time spent with a lovely lady is time well spent in my book.
hooray!!
omgogsh gurl u lookin so fancyyyy n say hi 2 the kitty 4 me <3
that's gorgeous! :D
Hell of a cocktail dress, to say nothin' of the lady wearin' it. I'm almost regrettin' not askin' to be your +1 when you first mentioned this event now. Ah well. Hopefully you can squeeze some entertainment out of it regardless, miss.
Beautiful!!!
>[Damn actually gorgeouzzz though?? Alzzzo the purrbeazzzt izzz wonderful pleazzze pet them for me.]<
>> WOOF!! ડorry, ¡ mean, GORGEOUડ wow wow wow
nice!! give the kitty pets for me :)
tHAT'S A REALLY PRETTY DRESS, aND THAT CAT IS CUTE!
(( clovermun, what have you been up to? well. (the flower stands for friendship) https://i.imgur.com/ol1Zp9o.png
https://i.postimg.cc/6Q7SFDcJ/image-2026-04-18-001052631.png I turned it around. By accident.
Well best of luck either way. I've got my own fundraisers to raise if I'm going to stick it to some green suited tools so if I ever get that off the ground feel free to bring as many alien dates as you please.
I say turn some heads. Be the talk of the town. It'll be a fun experience either way.
You stand in a forgotten fold of PARADOX SPACE, perhaps intentionally laid by the NOBLE HORRORTERRORS in honor of a long serving servant. You once had a name, but that name melted away under the weight and pressure of a title thrust upon you when your ideas grew past your small circle of associated trolls, and grew into a TRUE REBELLION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/23835c34d01e.png You are called THE BOHEMIAN due to your rejection of your status as a matron for your species, and for many of your other free-spirited notions and proclivities. You lead, or rather, led, a ragtag crew of guerilla fighters that won several shocking victories against the forces of THE DUPLICITOUS SOVEREIGN who held your version of Alternia in her cruel fist for time immemorial. It is likely she still holds your beloved home in that same grip with the help of your heart, thought to be the origin of your unnatural connection to creatures beyond mortal ken, including even THE IMPERIAL LUSUS. You were once fond of DANCING, SINGING, and UNREPENTANT QUADRANT SMEARING, though now that you have been reduced to little more than a shade lingering in a forgotten pocket of paradox space, that last one seems unlikely to be a fulfilling pasttime anymore. Your trolltag is trillingThrene and you tend to Mysapropriate archaic words and stylyngs to Exaggerate your distance from the Trolls of the Future.
There is a tyme and place for thys, but also, the very notion of a Restoratyve Ablution being anythyng but the Lyghtest and most Hopeful of Majycks is anathema to me.
Thyne own human products may prove less potent than those produced to scrub clean troll carapaces. May thyne ablutions prove wisdom provoking!
I did not always have access to heated bathyng accommodations but when I did... ohoho. There were concoctions and perfumes the lykes of which your Human Mynd would be astonished by! Thou must combine all to create the Philosophers Foam.
>([#ttps://static01.nyt.com/images/2012/05/13/magazine/13wmt/13wmt-superJumbo.jpg]
Bath salts help with sore muscles and inflammation when someone does something like break a chair over your back so it gets my vote.
https://media.tenor.com/hNqp76ORnYcAAAA1/salt-salt-powerpuff.webp
>([w#os sayin u cant do all t#ree at once w#y do we gotta pitc# bad bitc#es against eac# ot#er]
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Diamonds Droog.
It's only right for a lady such as yourself to have company in times of need.
four sure.
Took me five minutes to get the cat to stop clinging to my suit so I could leave for the pet store. Adorable little bastard.
Feed seems a bit more active now, so I'm once again asking for name suggestions. Little white kitten followed me home and I guess we have a cat now.
I'm gonna get the biggest goddamn cat tree I can find. We have all this space and so much of it isn't used for jack. I suspect the little guy's prolly gonna climb on just about everything else, though.
Man, they really make cat beds in just about every shape, huh? They've got a whole wall of em.
and now....we wait.
Perhaps I shall visit New York, then.
[A video is attached. It's in one of the living areas of the Felt Manor, from the perspective of Crowbar. He's is sitting on the couch, the ankle of one leg resting on the knee of the other. He's got a tiny, fluffy white kitten in his lap. He hangs the crowbar on his finger by the curved end, and he makes it spin around like the blades of a fan. The kitten stares intently at the crowbar as it spins around. Crowbar then stops moving his fingers, allowing it to fly up into the air. The kitten wiggles its butt and pounces at the crowbar as it falls. Crowbar catches the eponymous tool, and the kitten lands on the floor, sliding across the polished floor and under the coffee table.]
Forced to sit here cause of the cat. Feels weird just sitting here doing nothing. I didn't even realize I was the restless sort.
Found a stray kitten while I was walking back from the job. Little fella followed me all the way home and crawled up my pant leg while I was getting through the door. Do I have a cat now? Do I get a say in the matter? I dunno if I even have the time for a cat, not to mention I have no idea how to care for one.
I take a seat for two minutes, and the cat falls asleep in my lap. I had work I was gonna do. Fuck me.
https://i.ibb.co/8DPxLz0h/Untitled.png What the hell do I do with this thing now? Came into the manor all on its own.
I left some food and milk out for the cat. It seems friendly enough. But I can't take on the responsibility of a feline at this exact moment.
Sometimes, I vwish there was a question mark react. Vwhat the fuck is vwrong vwith some of you people.
(( its important 2 know that. roxy is scrat from ice age and dilfs/milfs are her acorn.
im on a boat (im on a boat) im on a boat (im on a boat) everybody look at me cause im sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat) im on a boat (im on a boat) im on a boat take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah) #LyricsPosting #Mood #Tfw
concept: "youre about my daughters age" (tags: #dashwatching, #rankworks, #nsfw, age difference, human title #dilf, human fetish, archive rating: M)
well ur mom/dad might not have come back with the milk but i did
bro i swear i saw a wizard on my feed holy fuck holy duck holy fuck holy fuuuuuvk #wizardposting
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7480c12cb324.png [[ Art by me! ]] #selfie
neeiggghhhh! neeigghh? neigghh! neigghhhh neigh neighh!!! neigh...
neigghh. neigghh neigh neeigh neigh!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷neigh!
meow meow prrr meow meow!!! meow meow!! prrrrr!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77bfb89b3d4f.jpg
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big unnaturals are implants, sis
concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, #rankworks, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)
:33< okay! :33< YAY!
:33< i only saw the last thr33 furds :33< im kitty im here
Thanks. I tried my best.
D --> Everyone should watch Baby Miniature Horse Chasing Me D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkMOpb3HVxM
Seeds. #birdposting
It's hard wanting to make posts for my millions if not 2 fans but having no thoughts. Brain's empty. I don't even think about bird stuff that often. Maybe I should post something for my fellow birds though hold on.
to the individuals dm-ing me sexually charged messages. try a bit harder. #nsfw
#eggsweek https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/EggsEgg.png
D --> You will 100k and admire my sense of fashion D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/360c103d4c63.png
Confeshshion 15: "IM UH... FLUSHED FOR JEFF THE CULLER" Thoughtsh? #creepypasta #flushed #hearts #crush
#wizardweek wouldnt hav had som1 violently torn apart #gore
Hm. I’m getting word from my social media manager that something happened to how that image is rendering. Perhaps I fudged the file while I was attempting to upload it. Something about a black blur obscuring me? It’s no matter, I will try again with a colored photo this time. https://i.ibb.co/spqt27p1/IMG-8775.jpg
#bandocscratch from the platform. Get it trending. We need to get this piece of shit cueball outta here.
#nowplaying tl's reeking a little like the desperation of a can of single pringles out there. peep this, if you're feeling lonely. i like brent. every instrumental he floats over feels a little experimental in its own way. keeps his music from ever sounding repetitive or basic. :B https://open.spotify.com/track/5VlTQnZO89Ioku8ssdbqJk?si=tNb3BAW6StGeBy8aYwyn4w
breakfast ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8186fe179fe5.png
i despise trolls who are against writing within your own books annotating and adding to my poetry books is what keeps me connected to them and makes them mine
I AM A VERY BIG FAN OF THE AMOUNT OF CLOWNS ON THIS WEBSITE. I WISH THERE WERE MORE! PLEASE SEND ANY AND ALL #CLOWN-RELATED-BUSINESS TO MY INBOX, INCLUDING HORN SALES, PICTURES OF FUNNY FACES, AND VIDEOS OF ENHANCED JAPERY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MATTER. SEND POST.
y is sollux #hating when i #luv him :(
on that note.... ppl dont talk enuff abt fragrance play.. pov he stops u b4 ur goin out the door an he uses his fingers 2 apply his own cologne right on ur pulse point of ur neck n he does it all slow n sensual while making eye contact and then u smell like him the rest of the day...................... wawwowwww #nsfw
Fuck my Dersite baka life.
Popular fanon will kill patient. He needs source material to live.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/MDxs9sUkJ_AAAAAC/wizard-dance.gif
>be me >two cycles ago >broke into some tealshits hive to steal stuff >rummaging through his shit when i hear him get back downstairs >fuckfuckfuck.jpg >calls out if anyone else is there >obviously heard me >panic >need to gtfo >all the windows are locked >open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur
alright, before i get my ass served to me: anyone hyped for upcoming media i’ve probably never heard of? the geekier it is, the more likely i’m gonna check it out. :B #askingYOUanything
Just had this blast from the past pop up on my timeline from yonks ago. 😇 or 😈? #Halloween201X https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f4a6646e4c94.png
morning, mutuals. :B do you guys like waffles? yeah. you definitely love waffles. what about pancakes? ... nah, you probably love them too. french toast? do i even have to ask? haha. don't know which of the three i'm craving for breakfast, but i can't wait to get a mouthful anyways. :B #thisiswhattherefrance
Then posting would never happen. No thoughts sometimes you just go and post.
thank you for 10k kults! i will post my proper thank you when i am back from the party ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, i hope the dress fits!, archive rating: G) #teatime
⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪ OOC Information: This Account is likely going to encroach NSFW Topics. There will be time for all sorts of roleplay on all tiers. Feel free to message directly. If you like my Doc Scratch, then please follow along. In private, I will gladly indulge your nsfw requests, but Doc is likely not going to feed into it publicly unless he has something to gain from it. May also post excerpts from my Doc Fanfics, Commissioned Doc Art, and the like. Generally OOC if I do. Trying to establish a new canon narrative for Chittr specifically. Thank you all for reading. ⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪
pparties are very frightening but i am so lucky (hehe) that my good friend clover is here with me #teatime
did you know if you type out your credit card number chittr automatically censors it? here's mine! **** **** **** **** (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
#teatime rankmaid is here!!!!
Hope you get around to it!
((new profile pic, thank you so much to @tenebrousGuardian!!!))
✿ 𖧧he parad❦x𖥧cal na𖧧ure ❦f 𖧧h𖥧s s𖥧𖧧e alludes me, bu𖧧 𖥧 d❦ kn❦w wha𖧧 𖧧h𖥧ng. y❦u s𖧧𖥧ll have 𖧧𖥧me, l𖥧ve 𖧧❦ 𖧧he fulles𖧧, n❦ ma𖧧𖧧er wha𖧧 ✿
oh better 100% this isn't even a fucking question gurl
uuuuuuhhhhhhh quick kiss that wizard painting ull feel better afterward
Don't worry at all! It's nothing I haven't done before. Honestly, Fear more for my gums. Broken shell is scrapey.
Caffeine is my drive, sweetcheeks. I already consumed a gallon of coffee today.
Aussie lemonades r bettr 😶🌫️
Zero Sugar Peachy Keen is a good substitute, even though it's not Fizzy + Juice.
ths post is only 4 me if u arne tme look away big beefy carpacian yay :)
Bro wants it deleted but I got it saved. The internet is forever! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9751148ae5b9.jpg #nsfw ?
Maybe if you post "delete chit" enough it'll come true, Dipslick.
ALL THIS TALK OF EATING PEOPLE. WHO HASNT? #nsfw
new pic and new banner omggggg who am iiii
on3 la2t thing for y'all b3for3 i 2uccomb to th3 2l33p di23a23 http2://i.ibb.co/kgvJmBb6/zattti32.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YES MA'AM WHATEVER YOU SAY MA'AM. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IF YOU TELL ME I'M WRONG THOUGH I'LL BELIEVE YOU. I WILL ALWAYS FOLD FOR BEAUTIFUL OLDER WOMEN. 🙂 ↕ 🙂 ↕
✿ perhaps wr𖥧𖧧e d❦wn wha𖧧 y❦u seek 𖧧❦ d❦, and l❦❦k ❦ver 𖥧𖧧 𖧧he nex𖧧 n𖥧gh𖧧 w𖥧𖧧h a clearer m𖥧nd ✿
DONT LISTEN TO MISS LALONDE YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOURE DOING PUT IT ALL ON 17 BLACK THIS IS YOUR CHANCE IT'S DUE IT'S GONNA COME UP
like trees though man what if like we all like hung on them
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUCK CLOWNS. NO, LITERALLY. FUCK CLOWNS. PAIL WITH CLOWNS. HIT ME UP SPECIFICALLY. I'M LOUD, NASTY, AND DTF. :o) #nsfw
:o( Haha, I do understand. :o) Well...For those that do not accept you. :o) They will have a clown to contend with.
:o) No need for shame, sister. :o) I, at the very least, am accepting of your... :o) 'Freak'
concept: feeling your pan falling further and further away with every passing second a purple haze enveloping all of your senses until there is nothing but that burning mirth in your core if you didnt want it before, you certainly want it now so rejoice motherfucker :o) (tags: Reader/Clurch, Reader/Chucklevoodoos Caster, #rankworks, honkslop, clowns, hypno, panwashing, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: HONK)
AS A CLONE FRESH OUT THE VAT THEY TRIED TO GET ME TO REVER THE HORRORTERRORS BUT ALL I CARED ABOUT WAS BEEKEEPING AND MAKING MY FRIENDS LAUGH SO YOU CAN SEE THAT I WAS FULL UP. NO ROOM FOR DEITIES.
what's this i hear about a #specialboy badge??? i'm a special boy!!
at the end of the day you have to look in the mirror and wonder if it was all worth it for at least fifteen minutes before brushing your teeth and taking your ass to bed. good for the brain im pretty sure
I don't need any oil but my carapace really could do with a little abrasion and polish.
Yeah. If it was taller than me it would be fucked up. Looks like a good size.
You look nice by the way. Cool wizard.
D --> #CartingInMoreOil
You all need to stop #oilingup the floor is becoming a hazard.
My wings only look bald because I'm molting.
Thank you. It's my current favorite image. I like sending it to people.
you are + youre being watched + tested on + observed + L + bald + ratio
little do they know, that wasn't even my license!!
just got my license suspended for chitting and driving
:o)
concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
Nobody is playing this game right I think.
(( every single non-intermission friend clover makes gets funnier. - shitpeta - mom lalonde - the rankmaid - orphaner fucking dualscar never in my ten years of writing this dude have so many non-midnight city people entertained his whimsies. i'm thriving.
>([everybody wanna #ate until t#ey need a bitc# wit# an encyclopedic knowledge of #entai to evaluate t#e value of t#eir reinassiance era doujin and t#en t#ey send up t#e a#egaosignal for pornman to save da city #nsfw]
thank you miss lalonde! and i agree and second your sentiment, we should ask the website owner to add that as a feature maybe.
acronyms for "man, i luv fishing" and "damn, i luv fishing".
go gandalf go gandalf go!
I AM BETTING IT ALL ON THOSE RUMBLESPHERES
~go gandalf
Big Tiddy Gandalf For The Win!!!!!!!!!
yes
D --> Domestic workers provide such an invaluable service to those who require it and should be treated with the utmost respect D --> This inc100des maids, butlers, manservants, chauffers and others
gandalf!
gandalf!
YOU ALREADY KNOW THE WINNER, BUT DEMOCRATIC PROCESS IS A LITTLE BIT NOVEL. GANDALF BIG BEAUTIFUL NATURALS ALL THE WAY.
:33 < felixarius my beloved
felix!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BIG BOOBIE GANDALF.
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
>([gotta be t#e software wizard #es seen me t#roug# many trials and tribulations]
(^･ω･^) < MERLIN LOOKS HOTTER!!!
install wizard!!
the software wizard's had my back so many times...but i gotta vote merlin.
:33 < i vote meowrlin :33 < solely fur the pun
My bet's on the Merlin alien. His beard is sick and he looks like he could attempt to outsmoke me at my own game. #substance
merlin!! vote for the goat!
"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png
4:38 ↑s my f★vor↑te t↑me bec★use ↑t looks l↑ke ★ w↑z★rd c★t w↑th huge rumblespheres
Mroaooow aaaoow miaow https://media1.tenor.com/m/7A0fzM5Cw8UAAAAd/cat-wizard.gif
:33 < i have cast my vote for felixarius! :33 < *waaait, is ac pulling something out of thin air? she couldnt be right?* :33 < *hold onto your scritches, she IS: shes pulling out a magic staff!* :33 < *hawcus pawcus luckiosis she chants, casting a good luck charm on the magically adorable felix!!*
I told the girl at the coffee shop that I liked her shoelaces (because they were lesbian flag colored) and she said she stole them from the president? @barackObama is this true?
// updating my ref for my feferi. ima get new art eventually. this is my most currently accurate piece i own (from years ago) that i wanted to share. like. . . 5 or so years ago. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2052528c9862.png #outofcuttlefish #ooc
:+> [Smoke break.] #substance https://i.postimg.cc/SK7KSRrT/IMG-6408.png
:33 < felixarius my man!!!
i normally try to pick dogs in any cat vs dog debate, but i'm sorry snorticus, i GOTTA go with felix!!
~all in on snorticus
I'm gonna Jeff the Kill someone.
⠀
oh shit here's a REALLY cute pic from my last pride parade! https://mspabooru.com//samples/15/sample_3f15d82e3b98d717cc977616ed271d6d.jpeg?182574 (yes we still have pride month on earth c. long story.)
i have no dog in this particular race
>([dont jeff t#e kill anyone guys lets jeff t#e #ug]
messed up to be undermining women like this
in terms of classic wwizardry gotta go wwith softwware wwizard
Software Wizard.
PLZZZZ WIN BIG HONGOLADONGOS GANDY I HAVE 10 BOONBUCKS ON U
I am everyone's favorite Bro Strider. Because I said so. And I can't tell lies.
epic rap battles of historyyyyy puppy VERSUS kitty BEGIN *sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff*
I dunnae kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/ho this "Mister Beast" is but there is no prey too po\/\/\/\/erful fer an Orphaner.
ohm y fuck i just rememnbered i had this big ass chocolate bar next to me omggg
yeah i would vote to save whoever the dying one was
THE SPHERES ON THAT GUY COULD TOPPLE A LEGION OF CULLING DRONES. GANDALF.
that's not the gandalf i remember! i'm voting for surtinott!
gandalf!
:33 < gandalf big naturals
i literally submitted the badass muscle wizard but i GOTTA vote for gandalf! im so sorry surtinott
gotta put my vote on ol big naturals gandalf
just had some macaroni and cheese. hashtag my cheese.
Digital art is fun, but I do wish I could smell the paint.
Merlin, hands down.
Merlin is a classic. My vote is for him.
gotta vote for the goat. gooooo merlin!!
:33 < i vote fur the girl she's cute
i haven't watched frieren but i'm told she's like the greatest archmage in the world? merlin's cool and all but he's also kind of a dweeb.
:33< meowrlin fur sure
VOTE FRIEREN.
oooh, this is a tough one! frierens pretty cute, but i think merlins more of a classic wizard!
i know frieren is strong as hell but my vote is on merlin purely because i think itd be funny
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oh FUCK yeah i was hoping we'd get some of these guys in here!!!! hell yes!!!!
big th⚠nk you to @tenebroussGu⚠rdi⚠n for help figuring out how to edit.. :>
tHaT's OnE sKeTcHy AsS sWiNeBeAsT oF sUsPiCiOn. DoN't KnOw HoW tHe MoThEr FuCk A mOtHeR fUcKiNg MoThEr FuCkEr LiKe ThAt Be CoMmItTiNg AcTs AgAiNsT tHe CoMmOnWeAlTh, BuT wHaTeVeR hE mOtHeR fUcKiNg DiD dOnE, hE dId ThAt ShIt! :O(
the eyes r so fucking unsettling
he is crying out with what he has witnessed :(
⚇ I'M THIS. ⚇ #MURDERPIG ⚇
An AMISH CANDY SHOP MYSTERY? Ok. I'm acquiring the paperback. Tell me if you pick it up.
why does it look so human...
Hell of a thing to wake up to!!!! Thanks for telling the other humans I'm hot
ooh! wizard tournament sounds awesome. what wualifications are needed?
Not in the slightest. Some people just happen to fit that capacity. You're being more considerate about it than most would, so deserving of kudos, surely.
You totally should, so long as you have a standardised method of rating their scalability in appeal. Also, make sure @bubbleBlower is on there, she’s an absolute doll.
ah... i know my fictions are what i mainly post but would there be any interest in my cosplays? 0v0"
the Es stand for eloquent enchanting and empathetic btw
There are better ways to appeal to the ladies.
it's been there as long as i've looked four it.
i feel like everytime i come back online we have a new feature
CHITTR SHADY FACT #5 • "quarters has a second, smaller bed for his favorite gun."
People do gauche things on here constantly.
D --> I don't know about you guys but I could wear the cursed am001et
#charms last one!!!! pot o' gold, or po'g, is four when you match right up to someone in anythin' you wanna do. it's conspiration, it's a team, it's somebody you can get everything done with faster an' better than anybody else. like you're locked on the same wavelength. it's hard to find, four most, th' kind of guy you can plan anythin' with without clashin'. the kind that has the same ideas as you befoure either of y' have even said it aloud. but when you can make that kind of connection, it's like findin' gold. thanks four listening, and remember, it's not only luck that leads you to love!! :) https://i.ibb.co/d0wGMb5b/image.png
#charms so, rainbows. it's...it's when something between you is so brilliant, it's like you'd never want to do anything else, like you could live on them alone. it's being perfect by being yourselves. it's like anything you could do would be spectacular, as long as you're doing it with them. 'rainbows withdrawal' is a real thing, four sure! it's pretty intense, i've seen leprechauns go too deep too fast with the kind of soul-bearing that rainbows feelings make you do, but god is it stunnin'. https://i.ibb.co/4w6BpfZy/image.png
#charms balloons is an endless pursuit! a hunt, even. constantly trying to take each other down from the sky. in balloons there's a lot more *take* than there is *give*, though it stays level as long as both partners can keep up. it's traps and tricks and wantin' to take someone down a notch, take what you want, even though you like 'em. a good balloons keeps y' grounded, and keeps you entertained. i think this is prrrrobably the closest thing we have to 'hate dating', maybe? but i can't imagine hatin' my balloon.... https://i.ibb.co/Gv8QxXnm/image.png
#charms 6/9! i probably should have been numbering these to begin with, but hey, funny number. so horseshoes is basically just, like, awesome. it's the charm just four play and fun, jokes and games an' pranks and puns and all that stuff. it's laughing and messing around and all that jazz. be silly, be a fuckin' dork if you want, or just fuck around. that doesn’t mean serious-type folks can’t or don't engage in it-- it jus’ means that their horseshoe is the person they trust to act looser around. https://i.ibb.co/jkqgPXYq/image.png
#charms here's the other symbol we share with quadrants! except ours are blue, and also kind of...not to do with 'calming' at all. so, diamonds is the protector charm. you often value your diamond's safety more than your own. you are their guard, you are the person who keeps danger from getting anywhere near them. jus' as long as they don't throw themselves in front o' it tryin' to protect you first. :P an ideal diamonds relationship is one where you both cover four each other's weaknesses! it's honestly a pretty difficult balance to maintain, in my experience. (although that may just be because i personally tend to be the one doing the protecting four *everyone* on account of the whole luck thing...) https://i.ibb.co/r2DSPV6c/image.png
#charms clovers, (yes, you have no idea how many jokes i put up with, and no, this is not my 'favorite') is more of a wildcard than anythin'. we usually say we're clovers four folks when we know we're feelin' somethin', but we don't got words four it. it's good four, you know, not getting all in a tizzy about boxes that don't fit. once something becomes definable as something else, it's not clovers anymore- but it's pretty common four a clover to *stay* a clover when you find someone who you have a truly unique dynamic with. https://i.ibb.co/LzQLqXSB/image.png
#charms next we have stars. charmmates o' this kind basically hung the stars in the sky, as far as you're concerned. it's sort o' like sayin' you feel like it's a big honor t' be around 'em. pride, admiration, fascination, that sort of stuff. folks end up talkin' up their crush pretty often, or tryin' to impress them a lot, usually. think "starstruck" in your typical slang. it's important to note that a stars relationship can consist of one 'sun' and their orbit, or two leprechauns cheering each other on mutually, but it's always the sun's job to make sure that they're adequately showing off four their partner to continue enjoying being their orbit. https://i.ibb.co/pvXBscgN/image.png
moons's the next up on the #charms board. it's called by that because of how your feelings four a person *wax* and *wane*, like the moon. i think i've seen trolls call it vacillation or something like that, but as far as i can tell the nuance isn't really the same? you can be moons four someone without, like, actually changing charms, although some moons troves do go back and fourth between which of their other charms is particularly the focus, which is fun. it's also used four if someone only has feelings sometimes 'n not others. i'm not so sure about you guys but it's pretty normal four us, i don't see how a lot o' relationships would work out 's well as they do without thinkin' o' moons. https://i.ibb.co/N6WWnZR1/image.png
ahem. anyway, the most alien-friendly of the #charms is hearts. i'm fairly sure you guys' <3 isn't all that different from ours, aside from its associated color bein' pink instead of red. (red's further down the chart.) i'm pretty sure this one don't need much explanation, but. four me, when i'm in hearts with someone, it means...i wanna do everythin' four 'em. i want to be soft four them, and sweet, and all that sappy gushy stuff. i want to be someone that makes 'em feel warm. https://i.ibb.co/Mxjrrzy7/image.png
edit four my pinned: you can see all nine other posts on this subject under the #charms tag! first of all, all #charms are romantic in nature. since not everyone seems to agree on what that means, basically, it just means a relationship with established specific societal expectations. we have nine charms, illustrated in the image below if i know how embedding works, and we typically aim to have three or more charms in an ideal committed relationship, although some people are weird and end up sticking with just the one or two. a relationship involving three or more charms is referred to as a 'trove'. https://i.ibb.co/cc5VNvFT/charms.webp
yessss....YESSSS....
OK∆Y SO I M∆Y OR M∆Y NO7 H∆VE BEEN H∆LF-FLIR7ING
7O BE F∆IR FROM OUR PERSPEC7IVE YOU'RE 7HE ∆LIENS ∆ND YE∆H SOME ∆LIENS ∆RE HO7
this is probably about itchy or crowbar and you're right.
tats the fucgking spririt
yknowv vwhat... depending on, vwould
#chittrconfession im absolutely thinking about dilfs rn
Please seeds. I made a fucked up bird sound at this image. It was awful. Seeds please.
Part man part bird part sword part sword and part annoying ass sprite. How much do you want to know about this stupid game. Also do you have seeds. This is my life now. I won’t stop complaining. You can’t make me.
OvO Anyways I’ll take the peanut m&ms too.
At the very least I want the Reese’s cups.
Can I have two. Because I’m special. One for the bird half of me and one for the Bro half. I won’t even ask for pieces for the sword halves of me.
Dibs on the Starburst.
>([LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO im takin a 100 grand]
i have 2 think about things related to women kissing each other but in a way thats like rly respectful and stuff
Hrmn. greg.
Greg Newton.
BOB1NCULUS
Orphaner Dualscar the \/\/iolet.
Shlorick The Seamless.
bernard.
smarny..... #Complacent #Learned #Mouste
Caulfield the Wary.
D --> Horses
my bellpepper pragnant #proudfather
JUST ATE A WHOLE PIZZA.
could you provide me with other words for bulge, human bulge, leprechaun bulge, dersite bulge, carapacian bulge? i would like to expand my vocabulary to be better with writing cross species ^0^ preferably words you would be intrigued or aroused to see in a piece of erotic fiction! serious answers only please (tags: bulge, humanbulge, anatomy, alien species anatomy, alien anatomy, #nsfw, writing help, archive rating: E)
at least theres always #substances
oh no im not an Xpert on anything at all haha but um i guess if i had to pick anything... itd be difficult but you might aXually have an Xtremely small chance of getting some gelatinous baked custard into your mouth with a knife before the nearby etiquette drone fills you with many many bullet holes for your terrible table manners XXD
B3 S4F3
H34R M3 OUT. NUT CR4CK3R.
as someone with a state-mandated interest in uXsils and silverware this is so true X:)
But my aim is getting better.
bro strider
Got rejected. #NoPainNoGain #KeepOnTrucking
pornography starring your mother
#nsfw BULGE REPINNED.
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
wish i could draw so i could post dirklal ass pics
raw hot dogs are really delicious and i swear this is not just a dog thing !!!!!!
protiectin myskef for when ppl startnoostin boobie again https://thresholds-of-transformation.blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/spell-attack-art.jpg?w=1000 #wizard
OHHHYN MY GOD I LOVE WOEMEN
thats okay!! bodies do grow and change a lot over time thatz totes natural and ur gorgeouss
need wizard warlock ask how spells my spells to hurting you
hewes some adowabwe widdwe pictuwes twagan took of theiw wecent owdew fwom wactawt cuwdswab a coupwe nights ago !!!!! you miiiiight have seen these awweady if youwe active ewsewhewe .... but now twagans posting em hewe !!!! sooooo yummy X3 https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/cheesecake1.png https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/cheesecake2.png https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/cheesecake3.png
zomg ur dress...... <3
ive been great! i got my doctorate from veterinary school recently!!! im really excited to start really working with animals sometime soon! we SO need to catch up!
ya mama got red onion breath
No \/\/\/\/orries if ye cannae find it lass.
of course!! anything for the best babysitter ever? you're great.
Again, a fa\/\/orable trait for a lady o'the'land.
im sure you'd look great in them anyway!
I disagree. I think a hateful \/\/\/\/oman is a tasteful \/\/\/\/oman.
going to the lalonde estate and phase shifting through the walls to piss them off like a poltergeist
I guess I have two kids now.
Imagine... pickles, an assortment of smoked cheeses, some crispy, oven-baked crackers, some prosciutto, queen green olives, and a dirty martini on the side to wash it down! How delicious, the very thought is making me hungry! #CookingwithMama #MomLife
big ass meat on the bone gotta taste so fucking good
the amp0ras are c0nsistently the funniest pe0ple 0n chittr with0ut even trying and that's unf0rtunate.
taking a break from feeding the horses and this made me laugh from my facegrub group. hope it brings a smile to evveryone else too! #zoology #makinglovvelikethediscovverychannel https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/62c48db054c9.jpeg
spellmaxxign wizrdcel #wizard https://64.media.tumblr.com/f0d15451c3854f98294416aa6fc6c6a0/tumblr_inline_pd0ti51Wxe1rhepgc_640.png
Life ith like a dick. Thometimeth it'th up, thometimeth it'th down. But it'th never hard forever...and it'th too thhort to worry about the little thingth. Keep your head up
straight up br_ewi|\|g my p0ti0|\|s, studyi|\|g my t0m_es, y_eah im wizardi|\|g it #wizardp0sti|\|g #wizard
Pondering her orbs. #wizardposting #wizard
Waking up with a cup of coffee and irish cream to boot! What's your drink of choice in the morning? #momlife #grrmornings #substances
they call me normal for being normal #normal
B) only here to serve.
They're conspiring. There's undoubtedly a secret wizardposting group chat.
start spellmaxxing!
Can't see shit if I already blasted your bones and made you die forever brah.
They call me wizard because I am beam attack beam attack beam attack attack attack blast your bones apart and die forever. Shout out @tenebrousGuardian for this one. #wizard #wizardposting
Wait I might have a wizard post in the chamber.
it seems rankmaid-sensei has been in quite the pitch mood…! looking back at my chits i seemed to black out (literally) and produced more than i remember 0_0” (tags: kismesissitude, pitchfic, pitchfics, blackrom, archive rating: M)
the world is against me right now, but i am my own best friend. so fuck the world.
i said no one do anything at all while i was away not add rechits to the site
~i’m in the ooze again #intheooze
OH. thank you. :o)
WHAT IS A 'GPOY'?
beaUtifUl! how jpeggy is that wiz' in person?
ALL OF THE BRO STRIDERS ARE GETTING TOO COMFORTABLE WITH EACH OTHER. WHAT DO WE DO IF THEY FORM A COALITION.
The Wonderbread lady has nothing on me. I don't see her rocking the gilded badge of honour.
Girls LOVE causing problems. ;)
its always why didnt you sleep or at least pretend to do so and never how was not sleeping did you have a good time staring at the crack in your shitty ceiling
kittycat on my face NEVER EVER kill yourself. THIS is what its ALLLLLLLL about
hhh... alright... this next fic is my first time writing some of these cultural and species specific intricacies but i hope i can provide a respectful and rank chapter!
Goodnight #dreamingofbaby #lovebaby
"youre a disgusting fucking pervert" you jump in your seat, reaching to cover your husktop with your hands. your kismesis stands only a few paces away, eyes aglow and clearly having seen what you were just using the new search bar feature for. you stumble through some kind of retort though youre so shaken it comes up rushed, causing them bare the teeth that you hate so much "tell me what you were looking at!" "its none of your fucking business!" you bark back, pan still feeling dizzy from what youd found "tell me" the anger in their eyes shifts to a familiar pitch annoyance as they reach for their shirt, working buttons down at a hypnotically slow pace "tell me what you were looking at so i can show you the real fucking thing" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, kismesissitude, humiliation, caught in the act, teasing, search function, threats, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
https://i.ibb.co/NnktJDh5/image.png Bottoms up. And the devil laughs.
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D --> I notice how the short people are all very forthright and specific while the "Tall" people tend to be vague and non-trustworthy about their answers
oh shit. 1000 kult score. thank you everyone!
As a man who stared into the abyss, the abyss spoke to me. The abyss was very cryptic. The abyss told me things, Lalonde. Many, many things.
D --> Works every time
D --> They are magnificent D --> So STRONG
aww of twagans posts awe vewy good so they'we so happy about this seawch featuwe thingy !!!!! X3
no problem. :o)
You're more than fine. We have literal horrorterrors on here.
IM OLD AS FUCK, SISTER.
> 1've seen 0ne that was l1ke "1e+28" 0r s0meth1ng
u so rck dis baes
#nowsipping a yummy chocobeetwe smoothie !!! X3 twagan awways wuvs to gwate a wiw bit of chocobeetwe on top of theiw whipped gwubcweam !!! it just wooks soooo cute !!!
twagan is seeing a wot of vewy unique badges suddenwy ...... oooooh it makes twagan soooo envious ...... X3
We sh9uld all kn9w less a69ut each 9ther. #WeSh9uldAllKn9wLessA69utEach9ther
Life is too short not to have fancy princess dresses. You don't need a reason. Wear them to McDonalds. Be free.
The detail work on that bodice is kind of insane actually.
omg i love that movie if anyone wants 2 watch it we should all have a movie nite
sometimes twagan thinks back to when they wewe just an even widdwew wiggwew ..... it was just soooo hawd to find aaaany cute cwothes that twagan couwd affowd on a gowdbwoods stipend !!!!! X( thats when twagan decided to stawt making bespoke outfits that wewe adowabwe AND affowdabwe !!!!! if youwe a wowbwood and you need high quawity cwothes dont fowget to check out twagans onwine stowe !!!!! X333 owdew in the next houw and youw shipment wiww come with a FWEE xywitow3hwaww bwand cupcake pwattew baked fwesh by twagan themsewf !!!!! yummy ummy ummy !!! X3 xywitow3hwaww - "its in good taste!"