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concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)
8=D < Did you know that horses can swim? Despite how heavy they are, their lungs are so large that they are buoyant-- enough that they stay afloat and may paddle around. Neighh! 8=)
I see... Have a good night, Citizen.
:33< i only saw the last thr33 furds :33< im kitty im here
D --> Everyone should watch Baby Miniature Horse Chasing Me D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkMOpb3HVxM
It's hard wanting to make posts for my millions if not 2 fans but having no thoughts. Brain's empty. I don't even think about bird stuff that often. Maybe I should post something for my fellow birds though hold on.
HTTPS://MEDIA.TENOR.COM/FUPEQWR-WFSAAAAM/YAKUZA.GIF AIN'T EVEN TALKIN' BOUT ME... HAHA... UNLESS?
Eat shit and die sucka.
to the individuals dm-ing me sexually charged messages. try a bit harder. #nsfw
#eggsweek https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/EggsEgg.png
D --> You will 100k and admire my sense of fashion D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/360c103d4c63.png
Confeshshion 15: "IM UH... FLUSHED FOR JEFF THE CULLER" Thoughtsh? #creepypasta #flushed #hearts #crush
#wizardweek wouldnt hav had som1 violently torn apart #gore
Hm. I’m getting word from my social media manager that something happened to how that image is rendering. Perhaps I fudged the file while I was attempting to upload it. Something about a black blur obscuring me? It’s no matter, I will try again with a colored photo this time. https://i.ibb.co/spqt27p1/IMG-8775.jpg
#bandocscratch from the platform. Get it trending. We need to get this piece of shit cueball outta here.
#nowplaying tl's reeking a little like the desperation of a can of single pringles out there. peep this, if you're feeling lonely. i like brent. every instrumental he floats over feels a little experimental in its own way. keeps his music from ever sounding repetitive or basic. :B https://open.spotify.com/track/5VlTQnZO89Ioku8ssdbqJk?si=tNb3BAW6StGeBy8aYwyn4w
breakfast ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8186fe179fe5.png
i despise trolls who are against writing within your own books annotating and adding to my poetry books is what keeps me connected to them and makes them mine
3m0 mus1c wh3r3 th3 s1ng3r scr34ms th3 lyr1cs g3t m3.
I AM A VERY BIG FAN OF THE AMOUNT OF CLOWNS ON THIS WEBSITE. I WISH THERE WERE MORE! PLEASE SEND ANY AND ALL #CLOWN-RELATED-BUSINESS TO MY INBOX, INCLUDING HORN SALES, PICTURES OF FUNNY FACES, AND VIDEOS OF ENHANCED JAPERY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MATTER. SEND POST.
y is sollux #hating when i #luv him :(
on that note.... ppl dont talk enuff abt fragrance play.. pov he stops u b4 ur goin out the door an he uses his fingers 2 apply his own cologne right on ur pulse point of ur neck n he does it all slow n sensual while making eye contact and then u smell like him the rest of the day...................... wawwowwww #nsfw
Fuck my Dersite baka life.
Popular fanon will kill patient. He needs source material to live.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/MDxs9sUkJ_AAAAAC/wizard-dance.gif
>be me >two cycles ago >broke into some tealshits hive to steal stuff >rummaging through his shit when i hear him get back downstairs >fuckfuckfuck.jpg >calls out if anyone else is there >obviously heard me >panic >need to gtfo >all the windows are locked >open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur
alright, before i get my ass served to me: anyone hyped for upcoming media i’ve probably never heard of? the geekier it is, the more likely i’m gonna check it out. :B #askingYOUanything
Just had this blast from the past pop up on my timeline from yonks ago. 😇 or 😈? #Halloween201X https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f4a6646e4c94.png
morning, mutuals. :B do you guys like waffles? yeah. you definitely love waffles. what about pancakes? ... nah, you probably love them too. french toast? do i even have to ask? haha. don't know which of the three i'm craving for breakfast, but i can't wait to get a mouthful anyways. :B #thisiswhattherefrance
Then posting would never happen. No thoughts sometimes you just go and post.
thank you for 10k kults! i will post my proper thank you when i am back from the party ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, i hope the dress fits!, archive rating: G) #teatime
⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪ OOC Information: This Account is likely going to encroach NSFW Topics. There will be time for all sorts of roleplay on all tiers. Feel free to message directly. If you like my Doc Scratch, then please follow along. In private, I will gladly indulge your nsfw requests, but Doc is likely not going to feed into it publicly unless he has something to gain from it. May also post excerpts from my Doc Fanfics, Commissioned Doc Art, and the like. Generally OOC if I do. Trying to establish a new canon narrative for Chittr specifically. Thank you all for reading. ⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪
pparties are very frightening but i am so lucky (hehe) that my good friend clover is here with me #teatime
did you know if you type out your credit card number chittr automatically censors it? here's mine! **** **** **** **** (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
#teatime rankmaid is here!!!!
Hope you get around to it!
((new profile pic, thank you so much to @tenebrousGuardian!!!))
✿ 𖧧he parad❦x𖥧cal na𖧧ure ❦f 𖧧h𖥧s s𖥧𖧧e alludes me, bu𖧧 𖥧 d❦ kn❦w wha𖧧 𖧧h𖥧ng. y❦u s𖧧𖥧ll have 𖧧𖥧me, l𖥧ve 𖧧❦ 𖧧he fulles𖧧, n❦ ma𖧧𖧧er wha𖧧 ✿
oh better 100% this isn't even a fucking question gurl
uuuuuuhhhhhhh quick kiss that wizard painting ull feel better afterward
Don't worry at all! It's nothing I haven't done before. Honestly, Fear more for my gums. Broken shell is scrapey.
Caffeine is my drive, sweetcheeks. I already consumed a gallon of coffee today.
Aussie lemonades r bettr 😶🌫️
Yoooooooo what's this? Can I have some??
Zero Sugar Peachy Keen is a good substitute, even though it's not Fizzy + Juice.
ths post is only 4 me if u arne tme look away big beefy carpacian yay :)
Bro wants it deleted but I got it saved. The internet is forever! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9751148ae5b9.jpg #nsfw ?
Maybe if you post "delete chit" enough it'll come true, Dipslick.
ALL THIS TALK OF EATING PEOPLE. WHO HASNT? #nsfw
on3 la2t thing for y'all b3for3 i 2uccomb to th3 2l33p di23a23 http2://i.ibb.co/kgvJmBb6/zattti32.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YES MA'AM WHATEVER YOU SAY MA'AM. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IF YOU TELL ME I'M WRONG THOUGH I'LL BELIEVE YOU. I WILL ALWAYS FOLD FOR BEAUTIFUL OLDER WOMEN. 🙂 ↕ 🙂 ↕
✿ perhaps wr𖥧𖧧e d❦wn wha𖧧 y❦u seek 𖧧❦ d❦, and l❦❦k ❦ver 𖥧𖧧 𖧧he nex𖧧 n𖥧gh𖧧 w𖥧𖧧h a clearer m𖥧nd ✿
DONT LISTEN TO MISS LALONDE YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOURE DOING PUT IT ALL ON 17 BLACK THIS IS YOUR CHANCE IT'S DUE IT'S GONNA COME UP
like trees though man what if like we all like hung on them
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUCK CLOWNS. NO, LITERALLY. FUCK CLOWNS. PAIL WITH CLOWNS. HIT ME UP SPECIFICALLY. I'M LOUD, NASTY, AND DTF. :o) #nsfw
:o( Haha, I do understand. :o) Well...For those that do not accept you. :o) They will have a clown to contend with.
:o) No need for shame, sister. :o) I, at the very least, am accepting of your... :o) 'Freak'
concept: feeling your pan falling further and further away with every passing second a purple haze enveloping all of your senses until there is nothing but that burning mirth in your core if you didnt want it before, you certainly want it now so rejoice motherfucker :o) (tags: Reader/Clurch, Reader/Chucklevoodoos Caster, honkslop, clowns, hypno, panwashing, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: HONK)
AS A CLONE FRESH OUT THE VAT THEY TRIED TO GET ME TO REVER THE HORRORTERRORS BUT ALL I CARED ABOUT WAS BEEKEEPING AND MAKING MY FRIENDS LAUGH SO YOU CAN SEE THAT I WAS FULL UP. NO ROOM FOR DEITIES.
what's this i hear about a #specialboy badge??? i'm a special boy!!
at the end of the day you have to look in the mirror and wonder if it was all worth it for at least fifteen minutes before brushing your teeth and taking your ass to bed. good for the brain im pretty sure
I don't need any oil but my carapace really could do with a little abrasion and polish.
Yeah. If it was taller than me it would be fucked up. Looks like a good size.
D --> #CartingInMoreOil
You all need to stop #oilingup the floor is becoming a hazard.
Thank you. It's my current favorite image. I like sending it to people.
you are + youre being watched + tested on + observed + L + bald + ratio
little do they know, that wasn't even my license!!
just got my license suspended for chitting and driving
concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
(( every single non-intermission friend clover makes gets funnier. - shitpeta - mom lalonde - the rankmaid - orphaner fucking dualscar never in my ten years of writing this dude have so many non-midnight city people entertained his whimsies. i'm thriving.
>([everybody wanna #ate until t#ey need a bitc# wit# an encyclopedic knowledge of #entai to evaluate t#e value of t#eir reinassiance era doujin and t#en t#ey send up t#e a#egaosignal for pornman to save da city #nsfw]
thank you miss lalonde! and i agree and second your sentiment, we should ask the website owner to add that as a feature maybe.
acronyms for "man, i luv fishing" and "damn, i luv fishing".
go gandalf go gandalf go!
I AM BETTING IT ALL ON THOSE RUMBLESPHERES
~go gandalf
Big Tiddy Gandalf For The Win!!!!!!!!!
D --> Domestic workers provide such an invaluable service to those who require it and should be treated with the utmost respect D --> This inc100des maids, butlers, manservants, chauffers and others
YOU ALREADY KNOW THE WINNER, BUT DEMOCRATIC PROCESS IS A LITTLE BIT NOVEL. GANDALF BIG BEAUTIFUL NATURALS ALL THE WAY.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BIG BOOBIE GANDALF.
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
>([gotta be t#e software wizard #es seen me t#roug# many trials and tribulations]
(^･ω･^) < MERLIN LOOKS HOTTER!!!
install wizard!!
the software wizard's had my back so many times...but i gotta vote merlin.
:33 < i vote meowrlin :33 < solely fur the pun
My bet's on the Merlin alien. His beard is sick and he looks like he could attempt to outsmoke me at my own game. #substance
"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png
4:38 ↑s my f★vor↑te t↑me bec★use ↑t looks l↑ke ★ w↑z★rd c★t w↑th huge rumblespheres
Mroaooow aaaoow miaow https://media1.tenor.com/m/7A0fzM5Cw8UAAAAd/cat-wizard.gif
:33 < i have cast my vote for felixarius! :33 < *waaait, is ac pulling something out of thin air? she couldnt be right?* :33 < *hold onto your scritches, she IS: shes pulling out a magic staff!* :33 < *hawcus pawcus luckiosis she chants, casting a good luck charm on the magically adorable felix!!*
I told the girl at the coffee shop that I liked her shoelaces (because they were lesbian flag colored) and she said she stole them from the president? @barackObama is this true?
// updating my ref for my feferi. ima get new art eventually. this is my most currently accurate piece i own (from years ago) that i wanted to share. like. . . 5 or so years ago. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2052528c9862.png #outofcuttlefish #ooc
:+> [Smoke break.] #substance https://i.postimg.cc/SK7KSRrT/IMG-6408.png
i normally try to pick dogs in any cat vs dog debate, but i'm sorry snorticus, i GOTTA go with felix!!
~all in on snorticus
I'm gonna Jeff the Kill someone.
oh shit here's a REALLY cute pic from my last pride parade! https://mspabooru.com//samples/15/sample_3f15d82e3b98d717cc977616ed271d6d.jpeg?182574 (yes we still have pride month on earth c. long story.)
i have no dog in this particular race
>([dont jeff t#e kill anyone guys lets jeff t#e #ug]
messed up to be undermining women like this
in terms of classic wwizardry gotta go wwith softwware wwizard
Software Wizard.
PLZZZZ WIN BIG HONGOLADONGOS GANDY I HAVE 10 BOONBUCKS ON U
I am everyone's favorite Bro Strider. Because I said so. And I can't tell lies.
epic rap battles of historyyyyy puppy VERSUS kitty BEGIN *sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff*
I dunnae kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/ho this "Mister Beast" is but there is no prey too po\/\/\/\/erful fer an Orphaner.
ohm y fuck i just rememnbered i had this big ass chocolate bar next to me omggg
yeah i would vote to save whoever the dying one was
THE SPHERES ON THAT GUY COULD TOPPLE A LEGION OF CULLING DRONES. GANDALF.
that's not the gandalf i remember! i'm voting for surtinott!
i literally submitted the badass muscle wizard but i GOTTA vote for gandalf! im so sorry surtinott
gotta put my vote on ol big naturals gandalf
just had some macaroni and cheese. hashtag my cheese.
Digital art is fun, but I do wish I could smell the paint.
Merlin, hands down.
Merlin is a classic. My vote is for him.
i haven't watched frieren but i'm told she's like the greatest archmage in the world? merlin's cool and all but he's also kind of a dweeb.
VOTE FRIEREN.
oooh, this is a tough one! frierens pretty cute, but i think merlins more of a classic wizard!
i know frieren is strong as hell but my vote is on merlin purely because i think itd be funny
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oh FUCK yeah i was hoping we'd get some of these guys in here!!!! hell yes!!!!
big th⚠nk you to @tenebroussGu⚠rdi⚠n for help figuring out how to edit.. :>
tHaT's OnE sKeTcHy AsS sWiNeBeAsT oF sUsPiCiOn. DoN't KnOw HoW tHe MoThEr FuCk A mOtHeR fUcKiNg MoThEr FuCkEr LiKe ThAt Be CoMmItTiNg AcTs AgAiNsT tHe CoMmOnWeAlTh, BuT wHaTeVeR hE mOtHeR fUcKiNg DiD dOnE, hE dId ThAt ShIt! :O(
the eyes r so fucking unsettling
he is crying out with what he has witnessed :(
⚇ I'M THIS. ⚇ #MURDERPIG ⚇
An AMISH CANDY SHOP MYSTERY? Ok. I'm acquiring the paperback. Tell me if you pick it up.
Hell of a thing to wake up to!!!! Thanks for telling the other humans I'm hot
ooh! wizard tournament sounds awesome. what wualifications are needed?
Not in the slightest. Some people just happen to fit that capacity. You're being more considerate about it than most would, so deserving of kudos, surely.
You totally should, so long as you have a standardised method of rating their scalability in appeal. Also, make sure @bubbleBlower is on there, she’s an absolute doll.
ah... i know my fictions are what i mainly post but would there be any interest in my cosplays? 0v0"
the Es stand for eloquent enchanting and empathetic btw
There are better ways to appeal to the ladies.
it's been there as long as i've looked four it.
i feel like everytime i come back online we have a new feature
CHITTR SHADY FACT #5 • "quarters has a second, smaller bed for his favorite gun."
People do gauche things on here constantly.
D --> I don't know about you guys but I could wear the cursed am001et
#charms last one!!!! pot o' gold, or po'g, is four when you match right up to someone in anythin' you wanna do. it's conspiration, it's a team, it's somebody you can get everything done with faster an' better than anybody else. like you're locked on the same wavelength. it's hard to find, four most, th' kind of guy you can plan anythin' with without clashin'. the kind that has the same ideas as you befoure either of y' have even said it aloud. but when you can make that kind of connection, it's like findin' gold. thanks four listening, and remember, it's not only luck that leads you to love!! :) https://i.ibb.co/d0wGMb5b/image.png
#charms so, rainbows. it's...it's when something between you is so brilliant, it's like you'd never want to do anything else, like you could live on them alone. it's being perfect by being yourselves. it's like anything you could do would be spectacular, as long as you're doing it with them. 'rainbows withdrawal' is a real thing, four sure! it's pretty intense, i've seen leprechauns go too deep too fast with the kind of soul-bearing that rainbows feelings make you do, but god is it stunnin'. https://i.ibb.co/4w6BpfZy/image.png
#charms balloons is an endless pursuit! a hunt, even. constantly trying to take each other down from the sky. in balloons there's a lot more *take* than there is *give*, though it stays level as long as both partners can keep up. it's traps and tricks and wantin' to take someone down a notch, take what you want, even though you like 'em. a good balloons keeps y' grounded, and keeps you entertained. i think this is prrrrobably the closest thing we have to 'hate dating', maybe? but i can't imagine hatin' my balloon.... https://i.ibb.co/Gv8QxXnm/image.png
#charms 6/9! i probably should have been numbering these to begin with, but hey, funny number. so horseshoes is basically just, like, awesome. it's the charm just four play and fun, jokes and games an' pranks and puns and all that stuff. it's laughing and messing around and all that jazz. be silly, be a fuckin' dork if you want, or just fuck around. that doesn’t mean serious-type folks can’t or don't engage in it-- it jus’ means that their horseshoe is the person they trust to act looser around. https://i.ibb.co/jkqgPXYq/image.png
#charms here's the other symbol we share with quadrants! except ours are blue, and also kind of...not to do with 'calming' at all. so, diamonds is the protector charm. you often value your diamond's safety more than your own. you are their guard, you are the person who keeps danger from getting anywhere near them. jus' as long as they don't throw themselves in front o' it tryin' to protect you first. :P an ideal diamonds relationship is one where you both cover four each other's weaknesses! it's honestly a pretty difficult balance to maintain, in my experience. (although that may just be because i personally tend to be the one doing the protecting four *everyone* on account of the whole luck thing...) https://i.ibb.co/r2DSPV6c/image.png
#charms clovers, (yes, you have no idea how many jokes i put up with, and no, this is not my 'favorite') is more of a wildcard than anythin'. we usually say we're clovers four folks when we know we're feelin' somethin', but we don't got words four it. it's good four, you know, not getting all in a tizzy about boxes that don't fit. once something becomes definable as something else, it's not clovers anymore- but it's pretty common four a clover to *stay* a clover when you find someone who you have a truly unique dynamic with. https://i.ibb.co/LzQLqXSB/image.png
#charms next we have stars. charmmates o' this kind basically hung the stars in the sky, as far as you're concerned. it's sort o' like sayin' you feel like it's a big honor t' be around 'em. pride, admiration, fascination, that sort of stuff. folks end up talkin' up their crush pretty often, or tryin' to impress them a lot, usually. think "starstruck" in your typical slang. it's important to note that a stars relationship can consist of one 'sun' and their orbit, or two leprechauns cheering each other on mutually, but it's always the sun's job to make sure that they're adequately showing off four their partner to continue enjoying being their orbit. https://i.ibb.co/pvXBscgN/image.png
moons's the next up on the #charms board. it's called by that because of how your feelings four a person *wax* and *wane*, like the moon. i think i've seen trolls call it vacillation or something like that, but as far as i can tell the nuance isn't really the same? you can be moons four someone without, like, actually changing charms, although some moons troves do go back and fourth between which of their other charms is particularly the focus, which is fun. it's also used four if someone only has feelings sometimes 'n not others. i'm not so sure about you guys but it's pretty normal four us, i don't see how a lot o' relationships would work out 's well as they do without thinkin' o' moons. https://i.ibb.co/N6WWnZR1/image.png
ahem. anyway, the most alien-friendly of the #charms is hearts. i'm fairly sure you guys' <3 isn't all that different from ours, aside from its associated color bein' pink instead of red. (red's further down the chart.) i'm pretty sure this one don't need much explanation, but. four me, when i'm in hearts with someone, it means...i wanna do everythin' four 'em. i want to be soft four them, and sweet, and all that sappy gushy stuff. i want to be someone that makes 'em feel warm. https://i.ibb.co/Mxjrrzy7/image.png
edit four my pinned: you can see all nine other posts on this subject under the #charms tag! first of all, all #charms are romantic in nature. since not everyone seems to agree on what that means, basically, it just means a relationship with established specific societal expectations. we have nine charms, illustrated in the image below if i know how embedding works, and we typically aim to have three or more charms in an ideal committed relationship, although some people are weird and end up sticking with just the one or two. a relationship involving three or more charms is referred to as a 'trove'. https://i.ibb.co/cc5VNvFT/charms.webp
yessss....YESSSS....
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this is probably about itchy or crowbar and you're right.
tats the fucgking spririt
yknowv vwhat... depending on, vwould
#chittrconfession im absolutely thinking about dilfs rn
Please seeds. I made a fucked up bird sound at this image. It was awful. Seeds please.
Part man part bird part sword part sword and part annoying ass sprite. How much do you want to know about this stupid game. Also do you have seeds. This is my life now. I won’t stop complaining. You can’t make me.
Can I have two. Because I’m special. One for the bird half of me and one for the Bro half. I won’t even ask for pieces for the sword halves of me.
Dibs on the Starburst.
>([LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO im takin a 100 grand]
i have 2 think about things related to women kissing each other but in a way thats like rly respectful and stuff
Hrmn. greg.
Orphaner Dualscar the \/\/iolet.
smarny..... #Complacent #Learned #Mouste
Caulfield the Wary.
D --> Horses
JUST ATE A WHOLE PIZZA.
could you provide me with other words for bulge, human bulge, leprechaun bulge, dersite bulge, carapacian bulge? i would like to expand my vocabulary to be better with writing cross species ^0^ preferably words you would be intrigued or aroused to see in a piece of erotic fiction! serious answers only please (tags: bulge, humanbulge, anatomy, alien species anatomy, alien anatomy, #nsfw, writing help, archive rating: E)
at least theres always #substances
oh no im not an Xpert on anything at all haha but um i guess if i had to pick anything... itd be difficult but you might aXually have an Xtremely small chance of getting some gelatinous baked custard into your mouth with a knife before the nearby etiquette drone fills you with many many bullet holes for your terrible table manners XXD
B3 S4F3
H34R M3 OUT. NUT CR4CK3R.
as someone with a state-mandated interest in uXsils and silverware this is so true X:)
But my aim is getting better.
bro strider
Got rejected. #NoPainNoGain #KeepOnTrucking
pornography starring your mother
#nsfw BULGE REPINNED.
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
wish i could draw so i could post dirklal ass pics
raw hot dogs are really delicious and i swear this is not just a dog thing !!!!!!
protiectin myskef for when ppl startnoostin boobie again https://thresholds-of-transformation.blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/spell-attack-art.jpg?w=1000 #wizard
OHHHYN MY GOD I LOVE WOEMEN
thats okay!! bodies do grow and change a lot over time thatz totes natural and ur gorgeouss
need wizard warlock ask how spells my spells to hurting you
hewes some adowabwe widdwe pictuwes twagan took of theiw wecent owdew fwom wactawt cuwdswab a coupwe nights ago !!!!! you miiiiight have seen these awweady if youwe active ewsewhewe .... but now twagans posting em hewe !!!! sooooo yummy X3 https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/cheesecake1.png https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/cheesecake2.png https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/cheesecake3.png
zomg ur dress...... <3
ive been great! i got my doctorate from veterinary school recently!!! im really excited to start really working with animals sometime soon! we SO need to catch up!
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ya mama got red onion breath
No \/\/\/\/orries if ye cannae find it lass.
of course!! anything for the best babysitter ever? you're great.
Again, a fa\/\/orable trait for a lady o'the'land.
I disagree. I think a hateful \/\/\/\/oman is a tasteful \/\/\/\/oman.
going to the lalonde estate and phase shifting through the walls to piss them off like a poltergeist
I guess I have two kids now.
Imagine... pickles, an assortment of smoked cheeses, some crispy, oven-baked crackers, some prosciutto, queen green olives, and a dirty martini on the side to wash it down! How delicious, the very thought is making me hungry! #CookingwithMama #MomLife
big ass meat on the bone gotta taste so fucking good
the amp0ras are c0nsistently the funniest pe0ple 0n chittr with0ut even trying and that's unf0rtunate.
taking a break from feeding the horses and this made me laugh from my facegrub group. hope it brings a smile to evveryone else too! #zoology #makinglovvelikethediscovverychannel https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/62c48db054c9.jpeg
spellmaxxign wizrdcel #wizard https://64.media.tumblr.com/f0d15451c3854f98294416aa6fc6c6a0/tumblr_inline_pd0ti51Wxe1rhepgc_640.png
Life ith like a dick. Thometimeth it'th up, thometimeth it'th down. But it'th never hard forever...and it'th too thhort to worry about the little thingth. Keep your head up
straight up br_ewi|\|g my p0ti0|\|s, studyi|\|g my t0m_es, y_eah im wizardi|\|g it #wizardp0sti|\|g #wizard
Pondering her orbs. #wizardposting #wizard
Waking up with a cup of coffee and irish cream to boot! What's your drink of choice in the morning? #momlife #grrmornings #substances
B) only here to serve.
They're conspiring. There's undoubtedly a secret wizardposting group chat.
start spellmaxxing!
Can't see shit if I already blasted your bones and made you die forever brah.
They call me wizard because I am beam attack beam attack beam attack attack attack blast your bones apart and die forever. Shout out @tenebrousGuardian for this one. #wizard #wizardposting
Wait I might have a wizard post in the chamber.
it seems rankmaid-sensei has been in quite the pitch mood…! looking back at my chits i seemed to black out (literally) and produced more than i remember 0_0” (tags: kismesissitude, pitchfic, pitchfics, blackrom, archive rating: M)
the world is against me right now, but i am my own best friend. so fuck the world.
i said no one do anything at all while i was away not add rechits to the site
~i’m in the ooze again #intheooze
OH. thank you. :o)
WHAT IS A 'GPOY'?
beaUtifUl! how jpeggy is that wiz' in person?
ALL OF THE BRO STRIDERS ARE GETTING TOO COMFORTABLE WITH EACH OTHER. WHAT DO WE DO IF THEY FORM A COALITION.
The Wonderbread lady has nothing on me. I don't see her rocking the gilded badge of honour.
Girls LOVE causing problems. ;)
its always why didnt you sleep or at least pretend to do so and never how was not sleeping did you have a good time staring at the crack in your shitty ceiling
kittycat on my face NEVER EVER kill yourself. THIS is what its ALLLLLLLL about
hhh... alright... this next fic is my first time writing some of these cultural and species specific intricacies but i hope i can provide a respectful and rank chapter!
Goodnight #dreamingofbaby #lovebaby
"youre a disgusting fucking pervert" you jump in your seat, reaching to cover your husktop with your hands. your kismesis stands only a few paces away, eyes aglow and clearly having seen what you were just using the new search bar feature for. you stumble through some kind of retort though youre so shaken it comes up rushed, causing them bare the teeth that you hate so much "tell me what you were looking at!" "its none of your fucking business!" you bark back, pan still feeling dizzy from what youd found "tell me" the anger in their eyes shifts to a familiar pitch annoyance as they reach for their shirt, working buttons down at a hypnotically slow pace "tell me what you were looking at so i can show you the real fucking thing" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, kismesissitude, humiliation, caught in the act, teasing, search function, threats, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
https://i.ibb.co/NnktJDh5/image.png Bottoms up. And the devil laughs.
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D --> I notice how the short people are all very forthright and specific while the "Tall" people tend to be vague and non-trustworthy about their answers
oh shit. 1000 kult score. thank you everyone!
As a man who stared into the abyss, the abyss spoke to me. The abyss was very cryptic. The abyss told me things, Lalonde. Many, many things.
D --> Works every time
D --> They are magnificent D --> So STRONG
aww of twagans posts awe vewy good so they'we so happy about this seawch featuwe thingy !!!!! X3
no problem. :o)
You're more than fine. We have literal horrorterrors on here.
IM OLD AS FUCK, SISTER.
> 1've seen 0ne that was l1ke "1e+28" 0r s0meth1ng
u so rck dis baes
#nowsipping a yummy chocobeetwe smoothie !!! X3 twagan awways wuvs to gwate a wiw bit of chocobeetwe on top of theiw whipped gwubcweam !!! it just wooks soooo cute !!!
twagan is seeing a wot of vewy unique badges suddenwy ...... oooooh it makes twagan soooo envious ...... X3
We sh9uld all kn9w less a69ut each 9ther. #WeSh9uldAllKn9wLessA69utEach9ther
Life is too short not to have fancy princess dresses. You don't need a reason. Wear them to McDonalds. Be free.
The detail work on that bodice is kind of insane actually.
omg i love that movie if anyone wants 2 watch it we should all have a movie nite
sometimes twagan thinks back to when they wewe just an even widdwew wiggwew ..... it was just soooo hawd to find aaaany cute cwothes that twagan couwd affowd on a gowdbwoods stipend !!!!! X( thats when twagan decided to stawt making bespoke outfits that wewe adowabwe AND affowdabwe !!!!! if youwe a wowbwood and you need high quawity cwothes dont fowget to check out twagans onwine stowe !!!!! X333 owdew in the next houw and youw shipment wiww come with a FWEE xywitow3hwaww bwand cupcake pwattew baked fwesh by twagan themsewf !!!!! yummy ummy ummy !!! X3 xywitow3hwaww - "its in good taste!"